Meh, just pave over that realm and make a theme park.
or better yet...
*Loads Thermite-Fletche-Shotgun With Malicious Intent*
The Doom-Egg-Slayer Begins His Legend...
...Dark Negaverse G.U.N now has to deal with EGGMAN tearing a hole in reality (aka getting backed out because holy shit theres now two DOOM SLAYERS and one has GOT TO GO NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!), and hes just pure muscle (with some beer belly...because its eggman) in fricken power-armor mech-suit. (better then the so called Dark Lord's of Doomverse)
Doesn't help that Extreme Gears could be quite the comodity we could bribe a good amount of people with it or even make it popular enough for other kingdoms that they actively buy them from us.
In sonic there are only 3 Extreme Gears manufacturers after all, most of it being Eggman shell companies, Tails makes personal commissions and the Babylon Rogues have their own brand, but are probably used only by them as no doubt it is the same case of Tails that is is probably personal commisions made by Wave.
Extreme Gears are also just a generally good mobility tool if you know how to ride them. And honestly, I could see a few people we've recruited enjoying them for various reasons. (be it fun new toy, relative engineering marvel, or even just a demonstration of yes this is why I followed eggman in the original timeline.)
Do keep in mind, Conquering Storm do bothered him a little, but nothing so big that he would smite her (and he could easily). Might need to end up giving some reparations, and all shall be good.
Since we are mostly going to use our brain action with Sage for the hacking.
Should we go ahead and unlock the global rival reports?
Gotta remember space channel 5 is well in space, so that could give us an eye on how the situation is up there and probably keep some minimum tabs on Black Doom now that he got kicked out of Green hills.
Sometime in the future and sonic is found and reunited with his friends
"Is it just me, or has metal been acting more weird and strange lately?" said Sonic to his group of friends and acquaintances as they were eating some "mexican" chili dogs at restaurant called Metallicó's Churros
"What makes you say that sonic?" Asked Tails his two tailed fox friend
"Well ever since the shattering and Eggman getting some new henchmen, Metal been acting stranger and stranger after each encounter, you wouldn't believe what happened with my last fight with him, heck how it started" sonic remarked about the last battle he had with Metal sonic Flashback
"All right, Metal! I know you're here let's get this over wi-" Sonic yelled out as he reached the area metal sonic was reported to be in, but as he decelerate he saw no metal sonic anywhere to be seen
" uh Tail's you said he was here right? Your device isn't broken?" asked Sonic to his trusty sidekick from his ear piece communicating with Tails
"Yeah according to reports and this radar I invented, Metal should be in the area you're in?" Responded back
"I am in the area right now and the only thing I see is a flock of Flickies on this tree and no Metal Sonic? Responded Sonic
And sure enough there was a bunch of flicky's hanging around on this tree chirping about and hanging, he might as well go closer and ask the flicky's if they had seen Metal sonic, he helped them out in the past maybe they have seen him nearby.
As he was about to do that he heard them chirping.
Chirp, chirp
Chirp chirp
CHIRP.CHIRP.CHIRP
"Well, it seems like one of these Flickys was feeding from something to make that nois-" as Sonic said that, he was face to face with Metal all right, what he did not expect was Metal wearing what is essentially a giant Flicky costume.
"Wha-"
That was all Sonic could say about the absurdity of the situation before Metal threw a grenade at him and as Sonic dodged it he smelled something foul from it before he did take notice what the smell is, Metal appeared before him still wearing that giant Flicky costume and punched him in the back and pushed into the trajectory of the grenade, and as the grenade exploded, sonic was then covered in a white and sticky substance and one quick sniff and he knew what it was.
"Really Metal!? You threw a grenade filled with Flicky poop, it will take me weeks to get it out of my quills, not to mention the smell!" Yelled out Sonic somewhat pissed for Metal Antic.
As he said that Metal was already speeding away, Sonic was about to run after him, but he was stuck on the ground noticing how stuck he was, turns out the flicky excrement wasn't the only thing he filled it up with.
"Tails, do you copy" asked Sonic in a deadpan noise
"Yeah I'm here, what's up?" Asked tails
"I need you to get me Out of something, I'm stuck in something and its preventing me from chasing Metal, oh and grab a cleaning supplies would ya buddy?" Sonic stated.
"Uh why do you need the last part?" Questioned tails about why Sonic needed hygiene products.
"It will make sense when you get here" Sonic said as he sees the Flicky's crowding around him.
Flashback ends
"Oh yeah, you kind of reeked for like a week after that fight" sheepishly Tails said as he remembered that particular incident.
"Sonic, you're not the only one who thinks Metal acting weird more than usual" Said Vector at the table.
"What did he do to you?"
So I was at Cream's house and-" said Vector before he was cut off by Charmy
"He was on a date with Vanilla and smooched Metal sonic disguised as her" giggled Charmy blurting it out as he was busy eating his chili dog
"Wait, you actually kissed Metal Sonic?" Sonic asked not sure whether he finds it funny or again weird Metal sonic is acting this way
"The Worst part of that story is that Metal wasn't even trying that hard disguising himself as Vanilla, in fact he was wearing some stilts and Vanilla's dress while wearing some bunny ears" Espio bluntly told of Vector's misfortune. Flashback
Scene shift as Vector was about to kiss Metal the second time in the Kitchen Cream, Espio and Charmy enter the kitchen in the Cream household
"AHHHHHHH!!! MR VECTOR IS KISSING MY MOM!" yelled out cream seeing the scene unfolded before her
"VECTOR, YOUR DATING CREAM'S MOM!" Charmy yelled
THWING!
A ninja star was thrown by Espio at Metal and the dress was ripped off Metal and revealed Metal in his Metal glory.
"...OH GOD I KISSED METAL MOVE ASIDE I NEED MOUTHWASH!" yelled out Vector as he ran towards the bathroom looking for said mouthwash only to find Vanilla tied up and looking annoyed as she was trapped in the bathroom, hearing the Vector smooth talking Metal poorly disguised as her.
As that happened, Metal grabbed the Cookies that were in the oven that was made by Vanilla and gave some to Cream, Espio and Charmy, with them stunned that Metal gave them cookies before they snapped out and saw him speed away from them with a bag of cookies with the remaining cookies on one hand still hot off the pan.
"Wow that's kinda embarrassing for you eh Vector?" Sonic said smirking on how easy Vector got fooled by a poorly Disguised Metal.
" ah shut it poop head" remarked back Vector
"Metal returned back to Vanilla's home and did something even weirder than what happened with Vector" Espio said as he remembered that specific event that occurred when only he returned back to their home. Flashback
Espio returned to Vanilla's home and the only reason that Charmy and Vector wasn't with him, was that Charmy was asleep at night and Vector was too embarrassed to face vanilla after flirting and kissing Metal.
Scene shifts as Espio was in Cream's room as Vanilla called them to get rid of some "monsters" under Cream's bed, Espio initially thought it was strange that Vanilla is asking them to get rid of imaginary monster under Cream's bed but she was paying them, so he might as well see what these "monsters" were.
"Mr Espio there monsters under My bed" Cream whispered to Espio
"Sigh…. Cream I can assure you there is no monster under you be-" as Espio said that and looked underneath Cream bed there he saw a particular sight
Underneath the bed, was Orbot and Cubot, Metal Sonic, and Sage, all of them eating popcorn and all of them underneath
Metal held up a sign that reads "TELL RABBIT MOTHER TO KEEP READING BEDTIME STORIES"
"You know we should have been quiet while eating this popcorn" said Orbot
"Hey! I was quiet, it's not my fault they heard me!" yelled out Cubot
"Does that mean Ms Vanilla won't be reading anymore?" questionly asked Sage
Espio, now reaching his limit of weird events, just stood up and looked at the worried vanilla, and slightly terrified Cream and told them.
"Cream……. Vanilla……. Just keep reading for them, thank you for your purchases of chaotix detective agencies services and good night" said Espio as he left the house hoping that whatever he saw was just the result of him not getting enough sleep
Flashback ends
"Yikes, never thought Metal got weirder after the shattering occured." Sonic said as he remembered the new folks and insanity that entered their world after the shattering remixed and mixed new reality to mobius.
SLAMMMM!!!!!
"Rogue what got you pissed off?" Sonic said as he saw rogue entering the restaurant looking annoyed and angry
"Metal, being a pain in my ass that's what" gritted out Rogue as she angrily and poutingly sat at her seat and ate a chili dog reserved for her.
"Geeeze, what did he do to you this time?" Sonic asked Rogue
"Well I was merely "borrowing" some artifacts-
"You mean stealing museum property rogue" quipped Knuckles as he was eating some chili dogs, while listening to rogue story
"BORROWING as I was in a museum" said Rogue recounting her tale Flashback
"Allright, I got in the museum now, just gotta grab it and make sure no one sees me" whispered Rogue
And what was she stealing? Well a little birdy told her that apparently someone found a chaos emerald and decided to put it in the museum, and while he wasn't sure why, she was doing a valuable service by making sure such a valuable artifact such as that was in the right hands, and by right hands, she means hers.
Now she just needs to find where it is in this museum and-
TWACK!!
As she was thinking about that she was shot at by a large net and splayed on one of those large abstract paintings.
And she saw who was the culprit, it was Metal and was wearing a guard badge and a guard cap and was near a fire alarm
What came next was a silent communication of warnings
Metal shaking his head yes
(I'M GONNA DO IT)
Rogue shaking her head no
(DON'T YOU DARE!)
Metal shakes his head even vigorously
(YES!)
Rogue shakes her head no in protest
(NO!)
Metal then pulled fire alarm and before he ran, just to both taunt and humiliate her, she then saw Metal pulled out the Chaos emerald in front of her, before slowly walking backwards as a portal opens up behind him and he disappear while the alarms were ringing.
"I managed to escape before I got caught by the cops, I WAS NEARLY CAUGHT BY THEM BECAUSE THAT STUPID ROBOT WAS TAUNTING ME" yelled out Rogue venting out her frustration to everyone at the table
"Drown yourself in some chili dogs then, should calm, yourself down" Sonic said as he had his 10th chili dog
"Say sonic? What is this place name anyway? These Chili dogs aren't bad?" Vector asked Sonic
"Hmm? Oh, this place, Tail's says it some new place that opened up recently, Metallico's churros, surprised a place selling churros also sells Chili dogs" Responded Sonic
"Yeah, I got this flyer from some guy in the city, who said this place was new and sold something called authentic Mexican food . i don't know what a mexican is, but the it does taste nice" Tails says confirming Sonic's story
"Say wouldn't it be funny that as we are telling our stories about encountering Metal in weird situations, this restaurant is also a weird place Metal got as well you know since the name Metallico sounds like a poor way of disguising metal in this place?" Charmy said while eating his own chili dog
"Yeah wouldn't that be a funny situation" sonic chuckled a bit if at the absurdity of the idea, after all He can't be everywhere right?
And as everyone else had chuckled at Charmy's silly idea, Charmy's little prediction turned out to be true, as lo and behold the next round of chili dogs was brought to their table and they saw an even more absurd site, was Metal wearing a sombrero with a name tag that said, "hi my name is Metallico" everyone stopped laughing and everybody looked tense and in attention, stood up and was ready to fight Metal.
GROOOOWWWWLLLLLL!!!!
"Say does anyone feel like there stomach feel weird" Charmy said as he felt something sour in his gut.
And sure enough the rest of the group felt that way and clutching their own stomachs, and as they were wondering why their feeling this way, metal deciding to remove off his sombrero and peel of his nametag and just shook a bottle of something and ran off but leaving the bottle, however there was one word that was written when it rolled near them "LAXATIVES".
"When I get My hands on him, he will be scrap metal!" Rogue yelled out clutching her stomach and heading to the washroom of this restaurant.
Sometime in Eggman's primary base
"You know, as your creator I should be worried that you're hanging out with that Majima person I hired" mused Eggman
"But on the other Hand, the fact that your both annoying and humiliating the hedgehog using skills that man taught makes me proud" said Eggman grinning at his creation humiliating that pesky hedgehog after hearing what Metal was up to.
Needless to say, much of Sonic's friends and associates swore vengeance on Metal after their bowels stop trying to expel everything in them while on the toilet.
AN: well, made another omake, and this time, the idea this time around was Majima Influencing Metal in weird ways and influencing him to be an even bigger annoyance to Sonic and co in ways like Majima's everywhere system, there might be two excrement jokes, but hope the execution and idea is fine.
Something that amuses me is that Eggman can claim he is not paying taxes when Maxie has the empire invade green hills again...(if snap is in charge while that happens)...
*Empire invades*
Belle: "Father! Open the door! the empire is invading green Hills and are enslaving people...and asking about taxes?"
SNAP-EGMMAN: "FUCKING SHIT, ITS THE IRS, QUICK SAGE HIDE THE MOOLAH! GET THE DEATH ROBOTS! WE HAVE TO DESTROY THE FRICKEN BRITISH BEFORE THEY TRY TO TAKE THEIR TAX'S!"
Sage: "Oh dear...it appears another Father has taken Fathers place for the moment...please standby while protocol "MERICA" is initiated, i do not know why i have this but please wear the powdered wig, Native Wear, and loads of war-paint...and please follow instructions to the armory to recieve your heavy gattling plasma cannon...as stated by my notes "JUST AS THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED".
Belle: "...okay i understand the not wanting to pay taxes thing, BUT WHY IS EVERYONE GOING CRAZY?!?"
Sage: "It is not our place to disobey Fathers orders...they are also trying to tax my Bit-coin collection. This affront cannot be allowed."
Belle: (watches everyone get into the hooligan wear, yes...even starline is getting involved...muttering something about showing the IRS who has property taxes now or something, honestly has everyone gone nuts?!?)
edited: huh a few funnies, well this aint full omake material...might turn into one later.
Utterly Sold on the Omake, and it makes TOTAL SENSE...add the fact when Metal goes Full NEO-Metal Sonic...thats when things get REAL nasty with the "pranks"...because now he can TAUNT them with total Asian parenting style...oh no...Metal can totally pretend to be Tail's parent and go Asian dad on him ranting about how "Timmy was able to do this-that-fly a plane before he was born" and so on so forth.
...wait...chuck is Sonic's dad...Metal can pose as him for a time and do that.
and thats dang evil!
(also the fact Metal can also troll the other KINGS of the setting that way amuses me greatly...)
Utterly Sold on the Omake, and it makes TOTAL SENSE...add the fact when Metal goes Full NEO-Metal Sonic...thats when things get REAL nasty with the "pranks"...because now he can TAUNT them with total Asian parenting style...oh no...Metal can totally pretend to be Tail's parent and go Asian dad on him ranting about how "Timmy was able to do this-that-fly a plane before he was born" and so on so forth.
...wait...chuck is Sonic's dad...Metal can pose as him for a time and do that.
and thats dang evil!
(also the fact Metal can also troll the other KINGS of the setting that way amuses me greatly...)
….. slight correction Chuck is sonic's uncle in Archie comics and the cartoon show
But yeah, so I guess everyone's on board once we get through this adventure and reports we're getting a metal to go after our favorite everywhere man event after we get him. Can we try to least get our egg boss that's The auto success.
So are we gonna recruit honey? After the rival reports and dealing with gun and prepping our base to survive the assault by our favorite red man..
….. slight correction Chuck is sonic's uncle in Archie comics and the cartoon show
But yeah, so I guess everyone's on board once we get through this adventure and reports we're getting a metal to go after our favorite everywhere man event after we get him. Can we try to least get our egg boss that's The auto success.
So are we gonna recruit honey? After the rival reports and dealing with gun and prepping our base to survive the assault by our favorite red man..
You mean getting the chance to recurrir her after the Battle? Not sure to be honest, wotn make any promises cause while ti Can go flawlessly for you, the dice Can Also give you the middle finger during the fight.
I would say capture Zavok is the best, best scenario posible, but you need to work hard to get there.
You mean getting the chance to recurrir her after the Battle? Not sure to be honest, wotn make any promises cause while ti Can go flawlessly for you, the dice Can Also give you the middle finger during the fight.
I would say capture Zavok is the best, best scenario posible, but you need to work hard to get there.
True I was just thinking that she still hates the other members of the deadly six and she would be probably still up to join up with us to get payback on the rest of them.
But you are right it could go either way with the dice roll. I was just asking since I was curious if it is possible to get her after the battle. But you do raise a valid point.
???
Advertise The Chao Racing Circuit
DC: The Higher THe Better
??? + ??? = 65
Moderate Success!
Hmmm... Strange. A person you have not seen in quite awhile, One Bark the Polar Bear, has been seen around various local businesses putting up posters and the like for that same Chao Racing Park that Stone mentioned.
He must be working for....whoever runs the place.
He apparently even put out a commercial starring some green bug like creature showing how fun the place was and how it could distract from the woes of everyday life.
You are getting curious about this place, but not enough to bother looking into it. What do you care about what the peons do in their free time? Though You should keep an eye on Bark, he has been gone for quite awhile so it's intriguing to see him pop back up…
its a good guess...i do hope it is, then we can have the minion-ball!
extra if grounder and the chicken bot is also part of it...along with coconut and oh yeah dont forget Bokkun.
so technically a minion ball of 8 minions (Eggmans biggest headache ever...but dammit arent they useful sometimes. That and situations can go very well or very poorly...never a middle ground with this mad-group!)
Yeah, it's also pretty cool that we now have a TV tropes page
We can do a whole lot with the information of finding out where any of those emeralds are and see which ones the most hard to get or how close is it to us?
Will also get some good insight on one of those three characters But you know what's weird why is black arms is kind of from the quote of snapcube
I don't know if that's the QM's being funny with the interlude, but that does seem kind of interesting
[X] The Truth Can Run But Not Hide
-[X] Locate the Whereabouts of Maria
--[X] Time to earn our pay, boys! (Costs 3 Personal Actions)
---[X] Vector: Follow up on rumors in: Empire territory
---[X] Vector: Pull on connections: Lanolin
---[X] Vector: Intercept transmissions
---[X] Espio: Conduct surveillance on: Patrol Routes
---[X] Charmy: Search the battlefield
-[X] Local: Determine who the mysterious client is (Charmy)
-[X] National: Infiltrate Nack's Auction (Espio)
[X] Locate the Whereabouts of Maria
-[X] Time to earn our pay, boys! (Costs 3 Personal Actions)
"Alright, team!" Vector raises a fist, his eyes set in determination. "It's go time! We gotta find this Maria gal, and fast! Our deadline is coming up, and when we start a job..."
"We finish the job!" Espio and Charmy say in unison, though Charmy is far less reserved about it than the ninja. He spins around a few times in the air, bursting with energy as he ends with a cheer.
Their leader nods. "That's right! There's a lot to do and not a lot of time to do it in, so let's get to work!"
[X] Vector: Follow up on rumors in: Empire territory
Results: 62
This new Empire is, to put it lightly, incredibly, stupidly backwards. Not about their technology or anything (although it is pretty outdated compared to Egghead's bigger machines and what G.U.N. could pull off), but how the people at the top perceive anyone different than themselves. Any human with darker hair is considered unworthy of common courtesy at best, meaning everyone on top of the chain has lighter hair. Blonde hair and the like. Picking through the outright racist and accusatory and disgustingly derogatory remarks makes him sick, but in the end he has...something. Something about a bunch of children staying some place for shelter. That "she's generous" for looking after them. Where exactly this is, he's unable to pinpoint. Just that it's close to, or inside of, Empire territory.
[X] Vector: Pull on connections: Lanolin
Results: 87
Meeting up with the Restoration's leader is both a surprising and enlightening experience. The lady has a spine of steel despite how fluffy she looks, and the way her face scrunches then smooths out from his information wrangling on the new human Empire reflects his own when he first compiled it. She takes the stack of papers Vector offers, apologizing that she really doesn't have much for him to go. Lanolin then reaches down into a desk drawer and withdraws a binder. Inside is a condensed list of missing people (the list is...worryingly long), as well as every rumor of someone matching the description he gave her, as well as some incomplete profiles from across Green Hills and radio frequencies to eavesdrop on. There are pictures, timelines, patrol routes the Restoration takes, some patrol routes for the Empire, profiles on the Zeti and the Black Arms, estimations on Shadow's return and subsequent targeting, and
And Cream and Vanilla's whereabouts.
"I don't want to be a bother," says Lanolin, "but could you maybe check in on them for me? They're living away from the base and I haven't the manpower or time to spare to visit them myself."
"Uh, yeah..." Vector gulps, struggling not to think of Vanilla's soft, wonderful smile. "Sure, no problem."
He fails.
[X] Vector: Intercept transmissions
Results: 57
While dealing with technology is not his strong suite, Vector nonetheless carefully monitors the trio of radios the agency has for any scrap of information that might be broadcast on the local channels. Not just the ones the Restoration and the weird outdated Empire use, but whatever Eggman used as well. Unfortunately, the Zeti aren't very reliant on radio signals to contact each other and this other Empire mostly uses the radio to communicate locations and actions with the occasional idle chatter thrown in. Despite the bits and pieces thrown at him, Vector only comes away with a couple scraps of information. Nothing actionable, but nothing useless either.
[X] Espio: Conduct surveillance on: Patrol Routes
Results: 46
Espio quietly sneaks behind the humans marching along the border of the human's empire. Unlike with Eggman, these borders of war are lined with wood, wire, sandbags, and guns instead of hordes upon hordes of robots. Still, Espio takes his time, blending in with the barriers and machinery as he steadily gets closer to the humans.
Unfortunately, he gains next to nothing of importance in his time following the humans, save for some appreciation of how long a human can talk about everything and nothing at all while walking in endless lines and circles.
Espio vanishes without the humans ever knowing he was there, ultimately dissatisfied.
[X] Charmy: Search the battlefield
Results: 60
Charmy has some better luck as an eye in the sky. From up high he can see everything! Eggman's fortress still spews out the stinkiest smog, the humans still push each other around until anyone that stands out stand in one place, the creepy aliens are running away--
--wait what?
Charmy uses his binoculars to get a closer look. Huh! Yeah! The aliens are running with their tails tucked between their legs. Serves them right!
Charmy returns to scanning the battlefield, which is most of Green Hills, which means it's harder to search, but he gets to fly for a looooong time! He does loop-de-loops, and barrel rolls, giggling as he keeps his eyes peeled for anything!
Even shiny stuff!
(Especially shiny stuff like rings! But Vector gave him a really important job so it's not AS important as finding that Maria person!)
It's as he's heading back to the agency, that Charmy spots it. It's so tiny so he wouldn't have noticed it if he hadn't done a backwards flip right then, the sun at his back.
The tiny shiny thing is lying in the grass, in the middle of nowhere. There's tire tracks nearby but that's all he notices as he gets a closer look at the thing.
It's a leather band, with a golden teardrop-like dangly bit hanging in the middle. A charm maybe? Maybeeee bee bee! Charmy nabs it, and brings it back to the Detective Agency with him.
By the end of the month, the Chaotix have more than just a hunch. They have a rough location of where Maria is, and picture proof of their hard work paying off. A far-off and slightly blurry photograph accompanies coordinates and a detailed report of whether to expect any complications in the area.
Now if they can just get paid back, they'll be...not entirely in the black, but close enough to celebrate!
Send results off to the client?
[] Yes!
[] No, no yet.
[X] Local: Determine who the mysterious client is (Charmy)
DC80/160
Results: 4 + 5 (???? ????? ????????)=9 Major failure!
Charmy stares really hard at the request papers that were delivered to the Chaotix Detective Agency. He quickly grows bored and starts bugging Espio about teaching him "ultra super secret ninja tricks!!"
Espio refuses to give in, and Charmy pouts while he leaves to search the battlefields again.
Hey guys, just a question are we sure if this is like the regular black doom? Because now I'm thinking about it, we have been kind of assuming like this is like black doom himself.
