Fountain curled up in her makeshift hidey-hole, listening to the pair bickering near the entrance. She'd cracked her shell a bit ago. Instead of feeding her, the bad man in his room full of bubbling and stinky things screamed at her and brandished a knife. Since he was a very bad man, she'd bit him as hard as she could, making him drop the knife. She'd then taken the man's food and skittered off into the tunnels.
Well hello there. Are you going to be adopted by Taylor or Amy?
 
Anchovies are wasted if not used for actual fish sauce or Worchester sauce
Anchovies are good only for Worchester sauce and putting them on pizza sort of seems like a crime against humanity.
What's Worchester sauce?

Anchovies are a notable ingredient in Worcestershire sauce. Note that the linked article includes a pronunciation guide because the correct pronunciation of "Worcestershire" isn't at all obvious.

"Worchester" is apparently how at least some Pennsylvanians pronounce "Worcester" as in the town of Worcester, PA, never mind that it's pronounced "Wuss-ter" in England and Massachusetts.
 
I am waiting for some words to pass from Io to Falazure. "You forgot that I made you. I can unmake you just as easily with a snap of my claws. Goodbye and good riddance." The Nine-Fold One clicks two claws together to bring forth a cosmic guitar riff. Falazure goes poof.
 
... As a seafood fan, let me say anchovies on pizza have a taste many might find off-putting, but they do pair well with sweet toppings, and (at one fillet per quart) are in ingredient in my usual Homemade Tomato Sauce, with that fillet boosting the flavor without making it taste fishy.

(Mind, I see Sardines as a nice and healthy canned snack, so I may be biased. And yes, when I say sweet toppings on pizza, I mostly mean pineapple...)
 
Good point. Perhaps it was anchovy and limburger cheese pizza? A weapon suitable for the target?
So I read this and my automatic response was to gag. My next response was how can we make this worse for Calvert? I give you the five cheese pizza of DOOM!!! It is made with an anchovy sauce then piled with these five cheeses Vieux Boulogne, Pont l'Eveque, Cendre d'olivet, Epoisses de Bourgogne and Limburger.
 
The only problem I have with a tin of sardines is getting the silly thing open.
 
My favorite pizza is ham, pineapple, shrimp, and mushroom. Eh, nobody's perfect.

Shrimp and italian sausage for me. Too bad the local Pizza Hut where I use to live removed shrimp from the menu around 2010. And even before that happened, the workers at that Pizza Hut were always surprised when I ordered my pie, not realizing that shrimp WAS an offered pizza topping. At one point even the cook came out to check with me, because HE didn't realize it was on offer.
 
Are those... That looks nasty. As In I'm getting heartburn and my mouth feels like it's on fire just looking at it. (that last part may be due to the Flaming Hot cheetos I had with my early lunch)
 
Are those... That looks nasty. As In I'm getting heartburn and my mouth feels like it's on fire just looking at it. (that last part may be due to the Flaming Hot cheetos I had with my early lunch)
Tsundere pizza has the standard pepperoni, Italian sausage, and onion...but you have to get past a spicy top of jalapeño to taste that sweetness!

Just like your stereotypical Tsundere, brave the spicy exterior, and you can enjoy the sweet interior.
 
portable pie projector
Originally he called it the 'Portable Pie Cannon' and everyone freaked thinking it was a PPC...

Hello, Delores Umbridge. Fancy meeting you here.
Wait, really? YEs, it is, from the read - well, now I have a new patroni image: ol' frogface getting turned into a slaan and banished.

That consultant was probably Calvert. He deserves a hot pizza to the face.
or a red-hot custard pie to the lovespuds...

I was planning on introducing him to a touch-me and a heron, myself...

And it's still a waste of a good pizza. Unless it's anchovy and pineapple pizza. Never trust someone who puts anchovies and pineapple on pizza together.
Testifyed! Seriously, one or the other is just wrong, but together? That's something that needs the calling of the Officio Inquisitorum, Ordo Culuarus (the ones you call for Food Heresy)

My favorite pizza is ham, pineapple, shrimp, and mushroom. Eh, nobody's perfect.
Well, 50% Yes, 50% No for that - pineapple has no place on Pizza, and the Shrimp would KILL me due to allergies. Then again, i really can't comment - my Favorite pizza is Cheese and JELLYBEAN, after all.

How about tsundere pizza?
Are those Jalapenos? Talk about a pizza with a two way burn (coming AND going.) I will confess that i'd be heading the other way, while emulating the NONO Cat, if offered that....
 
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Are those... That looks nasty. As In I'm getting heartburn and my mouth feels like it's on fire just looking at it. (that last part may be due to the Flaming Hot cheetos I had with my early lunch)

Tsundere pizza has the standard pepperoni, Italian sausage, and onion...but you have to get past a spicy top of jalapeño to taste that sweetness!

Just like your stereotypical Tsundere, brave the spicy exterior, and you can enjoy the sweet interior.
^This pretty much.

Sort of wonder what a Yandere pizza would be like...
Are those Jalapenos? Talk about a pizza with a two way burn (coming AND going.) I will confess that i'd be heading the other way, while emulating the NONO Cat, if offered that....
They are indeed jalapenos!
 
I must admit that I did enjoy the one Jalapeno Pizza I've ever eaten. Never eating one again since I'm not a fan of heat, but I did enjoy the pizza.
 
I am a heretic. The wife and I have a pizza at our local pizza place that has ham, pineapple, bacon, and uses barbeque sauce as the pizza sauce. Absolutely delicious!

Yes, we actually found a place that understands what a pizza is here in Arkansas, where they think that Domino's and Papa John's are the epitome of amazing pizza. Worst pizza I've ever had was at a place literally in walking distance from our apartment, at a place that is SPECIFICALLY a pizzeria! (Shotgun Dan's Pizza). Most tasteless thing I have ever eaten, and I've eaten Domino's and Tombstone pizzas. (Tombstone was very well named - I wanted to die the next day after eating that thing...)
 
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