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May The Invisible Hand Be With You - (Star Wars CK2-Style Quest)

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Hey, come on, Chirrut and Baze are around 30, I'd imagine they're eligible.

Granted, Bodhi is 4, Cassian is 5, and Jyn is 2 (assuming all still exist--for clarity, Baby!Jyn does, but we're not sure about the others), so unless we recruit from preschools they're out. K-2SO doesn't exist for another nine years.

Next year (barring something going on), Cassian does start child-soldiering for the CIS (yeah, that's kinda horrific) throwing rocks and bottles at Republic troops and walkers on the Outer Rim, so we might want to do something about that.
 
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It could be cute, in a "muppet babies" kinda way. Totally not the place or tone of this quest, though.
 
I remember there was some discussion earlier about how Ciaran might be asexual, but while re-reading I found this in a 110% canon omake:
PoptartProdigy said:
You tilt your head with an inquisitive look on your face. A wholly fictitious look. You of course recognize Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi, twenty-eight years old, frequently eats at this diner, slightly right-handed but diligently ambidextrous, newly bearded, seventy-nine kilograms of pure muscle and sinew, shining with an intoxicating white glow in the Force that could get a woman's knees weak-

Ahem. That guy. Yes.
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So, she apparently has a thing for nice guys. Or QM will decide he doesn't want to keep that, which is fair.
 
hamof said:
I remember there was some discussion earlier about how Ciaran might be asexual, but while re-reading I found this in a 110% canon omake:

So, she apparently has a thing for nice guys. Or QM will decide he doesn't want to keep that, which is fair.
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she has a thing for force presence. obi-wan is simply amazing to look at, like a super model, got to give him some props for it!
 
"Can it wait Ciaran? I'm in the middle of calibrating HK-47"
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That works both ways doesn't it.
Can it wait Ciaran? I'm in the middle of being calibrated."
 
hamof said:
I remember there was some discussion earlier about how Ciaran might be asexual, but while re-reading I found this in a 110% canon omake:

So, she apparently has a thing for nice guys. Or QM will decide he doesn't want to keep that, which is fair.
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She has a thing for Obi-wan, that just means she's sapient and female. I was going to say alive, sapient and female but then I remembered that Force Ghosts and Sith Spirits are a thing.
 
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Barondoctor said:
and Jyn is 2 (assuming all still exist)
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...Um. Did you not see Baby!Jyn in the interlude? Like, she was there. She said things. Are you being serious right now?

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I'm not quite sure how Obi-wan became a harem protagonist during this quest, but its hilarious.
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I blame it on the quirkiness of merging the EU/Legends stuff with the mainline continuity. So you have Siri, who was Obi-Wan's Totally Not-Girlfriend in the EU, and then you have Satine, who is Obi-Wan's Totally Not-Girlfriend in canon existing at the same time.

Boom. Instant love triangle. The harem protagonist jokes follow soon after as they do.
 
Dr. Snark said:
I blame it on the quirkiness of merging the EU/Legends stuff with the mainline continuity. So you have Siri, who was Obi-Wan's Totally Not-Girlfriend in the EU, and then you have Satine, who is Obi-Wan's Totally Not-Girlfriend in canon existing at the same time.

Boom. Instant love triangle. The harem protagonist jokes follow soon after as they do.
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Of course, you can add Ventress in there for the token Tsundere.
 
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