---at the final Sith tag team superbowl kill 'em all ---
Palpatine: Darth Traya, before we begin, may introduce my new apprentice?
*Anakin steps forward*
Ciaran: Of course! Obviously you already know mine, but she's called Darth Vader now.
*Asajj smiles*
*Anakin sad now*
Palpatine: ...well, this is awkward.

By the way, people tagged my previous idea funny, but it would put a landmine in the senate that could easily force Palps to reveal his powers. We'd just need to make sure our friends are absent when it goes off.
 
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You know I figured giving Asajj a proper Darth title would be a bit too much, but given people's enthusiasm for the idea I'd be willing to add that in...so long as I heard a good enough name.

Anyway, some other things:

Playing Games With Your Boss

You know, I always figured Ahsoka would end up playing a Saberclone given that they both have the same English voice actor and swords and all, but weirdly enough I can actually see Sailor Moon. Hmm...going to call this non-canon, but have a +10 anyway.

So one thing I've always wonder, is it illegal to be a Sith in the Republic? Because if it isn't then that would be sort of funny if the truth ever gets out.

Technically no, but the Jedi would hunt you down and being a Darth usually means you have a list of crimes a mile long at best.

Ayup. And as we've previously discussed Ciaran could be charged with a lot of crimes at this point, though they're probably much different than the usual fare of "murder, murder, and more murder" you'd expect from a typical Sith Lord.

I mean there is murder in there for sure, it's just not the only illegal thing Ciaran's done. It's not even her primary choice of crime!
 
I think her primary charge would be espionage, maybe also treason. She is primarily an info broker, right?
 
Ayup. And as we've previously discussed Ciaran could be charged with a lot of crimes at this point, though they're probably much different than the usual fare of "murder, murder, and more murder" you'd expect from a typical Sith Lord.

I mean there is murder in there for sure, it's just not the only illegal thing Ciaran's done. It's not even her primary choice of crime!
Theft, Grand Theft, Embezzlement, Racketeering, Robbery, Forgery, Bribery, Grand Bribery....
 
I doubt one could pin her on graft and corruption though. She doesn't do that.
 
Any Darth name has to sound evil, sinister, and generally villainous. Temperance is none of those things.

Not really. I mean... let us look at Darth Sidious. Obviously based on "Insidious", "meant to entrap or beguile, an intent to damage not easily noticed". Deeeefinitely Evil. Unh huh.

However, it is Darth SIDIOUS and we all know that, without the "IN", it means the opposite so, really, his name is just as fluffy as Darth Temperance. -g-
 
You know I figured giving Asajj a proper Darth title would be a bit too much, but given people's enthusiasm for the idea I'd be willing to add that in...so long as I heard a good enough name.

A thing I've appreciated with your writing of Asajj is that whilst she has mellowed out and broadened her viewpoints, she's still solidly a Dark Side user, and one that has no problem considering herself a Sith. I mean don't get me wrong, she hates Dooku and doesn't think much of your average Sith, but she appreciates the Sith code.
 
Corruption and bribery are definitely big crimes for Ciaran, not to mention perverting the course of justice in keeping Nute out of prison.

I'm pretty sure a full reading of her various crimes at this point would take a staggeringly long time.

As for a title, Darth Vindicta maybe? On the nose but she is quite a vengeful person.
 
She is serving justice keeping Nute out of prison. He has done nothing wrong.

I mean, how could we have nabood Naboo if Nute was not serving as a distraction?

I'm not saying we shouldn't have done that, it was worth oodles of cash after all, it was just very definitely a crime, just like how looting Naboo after we helped the Trade Federation invade it was also a crime.
 
You know I figured giving Asajj a proper Darth title would be a bit too much, but given people's enthusiasm for the idea I'd be willing to add that in...so long as I heard a good enough name.
I would like to note that I am officially against it. Ciaran got Darth Traya because she was inheriting the mantle of a very special and unique Sith. Asajj would not. In the last update she even admitted that Dooku was right in saying she wasn't a Sith. The last line of the Sith code is the only one that resembles her, and even then only because of an alternate/incorrect interpretation on her part, not in the way the Sith interpret it. Her destruction of her own fear is actually in line with the Jedi's ideals, not the Sith's.

In no way is a Darth title appropriate for Asajj, nor is she deserving of one.
 
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