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This is very appealing but there's a complication.Which is why I want their 1st job to be reporting Brain and his cronies to the French Police. After all, upstanding citizens report crimes.
If they ask why we haven't reported before now we can reply with the rhetoeical question of "Would you believe me if i said a brain-in-a-jar and a gorilla were criminally acessing LexTel comms before this?" *points to Blue Boy Scout hovering above Meteopolis*
I'm pretty sure the French police will not succeed in capturing the Brotherhood of Evil (the Brain and his gang), because, well... supervillains.
I'm also pretty sure that if they put their minds to it, the Brotherhood of Evil will be able to figure out who ratted them out. What with containing two verifiable supergeniuses, and having succeeded in hacking us in the past.
I'm also also pretty sure, because King told us so, that Garguax, one of the members of the Brotherhood of Evil, has an orbital doom laser.
So as far as I'm concerned, your plan is tabled until we figure out how to carry it out without getting zorched by an orbital doom laser. Sure, Superman would probably smash the doom laser on general principles, but we'd already be dead.
Also, this.Ehhh, I highly doubt that the French police will be able to do anything about The Brain, mostly because of who he is but also because I don't think we could actually prove he's done anything illegal since we don't even know how he's killing people yet...
They may not even know we ever spied on them. Our first attempt failed hilariously when our supercomputer tried to call their pet telephone god and died. Our second attempt succeeded and they did not react, which would be unlikely if they knew that we knew, if only because the Brain is quite vulnerable when his physical location is known. Our third attempt failed hilariously when our magician tried to conjure up a link to their pet telephone god and went into a coma for six months.In my opinion we should either contact him before he comes to the conclusion that the person that's spying on him is an enemy or just leave him alone
I'm not saying the Brain has us outclassed in general, but he does have us outclassed in the very significant "has a deity literally on speed dial" and "orbital doom laser" categories.
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