I mean they likely weren't happy when Intergang showed up. This is just kind of rubbing salt in the wound at this point.
I mean. They're mad that someone fucking invaded Metropolis.
They're
really unhappy when said someones, armed only with infantry and a handful of light vehicles, manage to shoot down at least two entire squadrons of attack helicopters or fighter jets that cost, like... between 20 and 100 million dollars apiece.
Bad rolls. Bruno had a malus of -15 initially attached to his rolls and he still edged you out by at least 3 (oftentimes by much more) on every roll. Because he edged you out in every roll, he knocked off some forces each round, decreasing his malus and making it easier for him to keep winning as time went on.
Bruno is also in the strongest mecha by a decent margin. Most of the other mechas are in around the mid-thirties in terms of martial while Bruno's mech is in the low forties.
[grunts]
Okay, go figure. I say we dogpile it with the best available assets we have and try to get military fire support to fuck it up. If we take down Mannheim's giant robot, Intergang probably can't retreat; they'll have no big teleporter and if they try to leave by sea the Navy will shoot them full of torpedoes. And because their command structure is a series of cells that have mutually unintelligible communications protocols, with the guy at the top out of the picture they're likely to lose coordination.
Write out in your plan where you want to use them.
About the size of a college regulation American football with a slightly larger circumference.
The automated combat aircraft cannot pick them up and the spy drones Sam is controlling are two small to use them effectively. Roxy could probably lob them and powered armor troops can definitely physically pick one up and drop it.
Good to know.
@King crimson , about how big a 'kaboom' are we expecting from these bombs, by the way? Presumably they go 'boom' harder than an equal volume of chemical explosives or we wouldn't be bothering, but if the things are built to the same scale as a football, and made out of metal or rocks, I'm eyeballing them as weighing, oh... 15-25 kilograms, which is consistent with what you say can and cannot carry them.
Should we be expecting explosions more like "a person's weight in chemical explosives," "a ton of chemical explosives," or "tons and tons?" We should probably warn our troops what to expect before passing the things out.
Mari and Roxy team up to hunt the remaining mechs one at a time?
Yeah, plus whatever support assets we have that can plausibly make a dent. I specifically want to dogpile Bruno Mannheim's mecha. As I mentioned earlier, the scorpio-chicken walker is basically just Superman bait at this point; it's taken some damage and is headed for the extraction point, without having any special abilities.
Just to be sure, does this mean that if we send both of them to fix it the action succeeds without a roll and we're just gambling on there not being an invisible assassin waiting to kill them?
Sounds about right. We need a plan for dealing with the invisible assassin.
Man, you know what woulda been great right now? Wards. Powerful, hard to break wards. Imagine. Too bad we never got a chance to work on those.
You're either forgetful or indulging in willful shit-stirring when you know better.
I'd like to think 'forgetful.'
We did get a chance to work on wards. We
did work on wards. We upgraded our wards literally this turn. We did
not specifically upgrade our wards' durability. Almost no one voted to upgrade the wards' durability, so while we now have wards that can stop possession attacks, and some people wanted anti-scrying wards and didn't get them, literally the only person who voted for something that would have helped our tower wards resist getting bludgeoned down by a giant robot was...
@Inbetweenaction
Now, props to
@Inbetweenaction , they're a fricking visionary who foresaw the exact problem we now face and picked the correct response.
But the rest of us just weren't as insightful as him. I didn't vote for more durable wards.
You didn't vote for anything, except Paul Westfield, and while Paul Westfield is cool I'm pretty sure we couldn't have reinforced our wards by tying him to the outside of the building or anything. The vast majority of us voted for other things that, while no doubt useful, didn't help us when an Intergang giant robot walked up to our building and punched it in the shields repeatedly until they fell down.
So right now, about the only person who has a right to gloat is
@Inbetweenaction , who made a successful prediction that you and I did not. And OK,
maybe @Gumiho and
@wildwill , whose ideas might have helped us reboot the wards more quickly ("lower energy wards" and "greater area wards," I think).
By the way, if any of the people who I just tagged have any suggestions I'm all ears; y'all have a track record of having made a good decision recently that might have saved us from a serious problem if only we'd listened to you about what to do with our wards research.