I would recommend sleeping, but if you are determined not to, I'd like to see random fight scenes between people we know and whoever they've been fighting offscreen that we haven't heard about directly. Presumably there are all kinds of magical kung fu showdowns going on 24/7 that Ling Qi is completely oblivious to or ignores.
Mmh what about: "A Day in the head of a stasis inmate: the musings of Ji Rong"?
Okay, I kind of combined these two and split the difference.
MAGICAL KUNG FU SHOWDOWNS
Ji Rong'd taken to cultivating on the mountain.
It was something he did in the morning, every morning, before the rise of the sun or the vanishing of the morning mists. There was a particular cliff side, hard to reach, past a deep ravine and a burrow of hostile Tangletail Hares with footing so treacherous that it had nearly killed him during that first climb.
It had become a comfortable place. His. People didn't bother him there, though he still hoped otherwise. Someone had left a box of pills and though he'd used them up, he still kept hoping to meet whoever had done so. The pills had jumpstarted his cultivation in a way that he still couldn't believe. A debt existed between the two of them, and Ji Rong intended to make good on it.
(How, exactly, he wasn't sure, but he was certain that he was gonna do so, yeah. Otherwise it'd
niggle at him, like a damn toothache or whining neighbor. Maybe they'd ask for too much and he'd just beat em' up, or they'd ask for something he could do and then he'd do it. The chance to earn more of those pills was too damn good not to pursue.)
Things sure had changed.
When he'd first come, Ji Rong had thought the Sect was stupid and petty, filled with overbearing idiots, as smothering as the ever-present fog that surrounded it. With the changing of the seasons, the fogs had left, and so had a lot of his less productive thoughts. While he thought that his fellow disciples were still pampered layabouts, he found he didn't really
care. People were people. He didn't have to like them, but they didn't have to dominate his thoughts either. The mountain? Now the mountain was something. Tamed and yet not, vicious and gentle, dangerous and nurturing, the paradox of it all made his heart race. Every day was something new.
It was a place he could call, well, home. It was a nice feeling.
Today though... today things would get
interesting. The truce was going to come to an end. Promises had been made, dates set up, meetings arranged. So many people wanted a piece of him and Ji Rong was ready to provide. More than ready: last night he'd spent the night on the mountain and baited his house. It was time to see if anyone had hurt their poor little toesies-woesies on the caltrops dipped in Halfmice Blood.
As he returned, he tried to keep to the shadows, but stealth wasn't really his thing. A kid surprised him creeping around in almost the same way he had been, and after a moment of uncertainty, the two of them had attacked each other. Ji Rong hadn't even had to use an art: one good punch and the punk had been laid out on the ground like a damn throw rug despite the slick shine of oily qi on his punching dagger.
He was poor too, more the pity. Ji Rong collected the two talismans anyway and put them away, cut-rate and amateurish as they might have been. Then he continued on his way.
His house had... not been ransacked, hadn't even been entered.It was nice having a perception art. You noticed things that you normally couldn't. The active circulation of qi, the presence of recent tracks, and the four fuckasses waiting confidently in the shadows above his hovel of a house.
Four. A moment of squinting and he realized he recognized them, even knew them be scrappers. Not the spoiled little monster shits like the Huangs, actual thugs who just happened to dress nice. He didn't remember their names - didn't remember much of anyone's name, just that Leader boy was named Fei cuz' he was born ugly as sin with a protruding forehead and an underbite you could use to hang apples on. He used a sword. The other three used spear, bow and staff.
Ji Rong stopped in front of his house, arms out and loose.
"So it's gonna be like this, eh?" he called out, confident.
One of the shadows detached itself.
"Rong," it greeted informally.
"Ugly Fei," he waved back. Not an insult: people called him that to his face all the time.
"Ain't nothin' personal in this," Fei said casual-like. Ji Rong wasn't sure if they'd grown up poor and been adopted, or if they'd picked up the lowborn accent from one of their instructors, or just aping it for general reasons, but he wasn't about to ask.
"Glad to hear you think so," he said, starting to move leftwards, keep the sun in their eyes.
They saw the ploy for what it was. An arrow was knocked and released without so much as a flicker of qi to betray its existence. Fei and his crew weren't pussy-footers like the other nobles. They'd ambush you if they could and try to ambush you if they couldn't. Even as the arrow leapt towards him, Ji Rong could make out, just out of the corner of his hearing, the vague murmurs of their damn formations expert getting his groove on.
Well, he couldn't have
that now could he?
The arrow shattered against the steel surrounding his fist. He made an instinctive assessment, less reason than gut-deep certainty.
It looked like the melee people were going to let Mr. Bow and Arrow attack while the rest defended, buying Formations time which suggested an indiscriminate area attack from formations boy. Roof was the safezone: this would be like king of the hill. They'd try to keep him off.
Ji Rong reached into his belt pouch and flung a small vial outwards towards the roof. Three on the roof scattered, dodging left and right, but the fourth, the spear bearer, tried to flick it away. It shattered with a small, muffled boom, and suddenly Spearbearing Fei was falling through cracked and broken tiles into the house below while the other three had to give up their space as the rest of the structure began to buckle inwards.
Then the screams began. Ji Rong briefly wondered what had been
in the damn vial, he'd found it on the mountain like so many of his other things, but then his fist snaked out, snapping another arrow out of the air. A crackle of black qi, like a nimbus of reverse light that somehow made colors into their opposites, surrounded his gauntleted fist for a moment but winked out as he applied his own art to it. The archer it belonged to was already gone having moved into the building to rescue his friend.
Ugly Fei hadn't been resting on his laurels though, bursting forward at the same time as the arrow had been released and but two paces behind.
The downward stroke of his sword Ji Rong had to catch out of thin air, his own qi blazing green against the pale blue of Fei's art. For a moment they stood stock still: Ji Rong might have been stronger, but Fei had the advantage of both leverage and art. Then Ji Rong twisted his hands, forcing it out of Fei's grip tossing it away. Fei's ugly eyes opened wide.
"Oh shhhh-"
It was beautiful the way his jaw cracked and his cheek deformed around his punch. Truly a work of art. If Ji Rong could bottle the picture up and sell it, he'd be making thousands of red stones a day he had no doubt. The only way it'd be
better is if were Huang Da he was punching.
He admired his work for a moment longer than necessary, and then, because he was being an idiot, added several more moments to that.
Formations Fei spanked him for it.
"
Ha!"
He had just enough time to think '
shit!' before light emerged from the ground and then pain ripped through the bottom of his sandals - Ji Rong
leaped as wickerwire of golden light exploded out of the ground like so many piss-colored puppets. One snagged his calf, exploding as his qi contested it, then digging through while another managed to pierce the hem of his robes. He let qi flare in his legs and hopped up on the suddenly firm air, tearing through his own skin and muscle to get away. He leaped a few more times, almost seeming to fly, enough to get away, but it blew precipitously threw his qi reserves.
Finally, he stood on a nearby roof, panting heavily. Below him, the spell tossed and turned with grim purpose, but found itself unable to reach him.
One of the neighbors opened the door... only to close the door again.
Aw man,
fuck the spell-murmurers. Pain in the ass, they were. His calf bled freely. As did the bottom of his feet: his sandals had all but melted and he didn't understand how it had happened.
A hand went to his belt. He popped in another pill and felt his wounds begin to close.
He looked down. Well, Ugly Fei was going to be uglier, that was for sure.
Formations Fei had waded in to collect him and was throwing him out of its area of effect, but the man was bleeding worse than a stuck pig.
"Gimme his sword and I'm willing to call this a day," he offered, sinfully generous. "Actually throw in your staff while you're at it. You fuckers wrecked my house."
He'd expected the arrow to the back and leaned out of its way. There was an easy way to fight battles and that was refer to the good ol' manual of 'what would an asshole do.' It hadn't failed him yet.
Archer Fei went through a wall, landed on caltrops and began to thrash.
Ji Rong cracked his neck, turned around.
"Now, then where were we?"
Formations Fei gulped.
Ten minutes later and substantially richer, Ji Rong whistled as he entered the Production Hall. This had been a damn good morning indeed and he hoped to see more of them in the future.