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FATHER QUEST - A Cartoon Network: Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest Cross Over

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Hrm.. do ya'll think the Cluster is present? That'd be bad news for everyone. We'd need to interrogate them and sweep through their captured logs just in case.
 
Penguinbowler said:
Hostages are best as hostages, if we can incorperate them into our workforce or the Ice Cream men that is the best use, but even if not we can use them as a bargaining chip.

Also pretty sure the latters a warcrime.
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You know.... we could try to let them have a nice prison life and slowly incorporate them in our bussiness, give them a temporally home, and later on stuff that are very distracting like differents media shows, foods and clothes.

What I say is that we befriend them ala Steven Universe,...... BUT in FATHER'S way.

Edit. I Feel like this could become corporate evil?, rather than plain evil.

Just less scumy than some of the dirty things some companies do, and more like we become a necesity than nobody can quit, without becoming something addicting like a drug or something. or necesity or a way of life to gems.
 
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    • Freak A Nature said:
    You know, I'm half tempted to try and exploit Father's "superhero" status to tarnish anything kids might use for escapism. Even in the comic books-movies the superhero is "Father" telling them how to be proper kids..

    Just think about it, Father would be the "role model", and his evil shall be the "good" and tells kids how to be proper adults.
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    • If we ever want to return the hostage gems to them what about win their loyalty with ice cream and modern quality of life stuff to make them our spies in the gem area? I mean who would suspecting a fellow gem sabotaging the war effort intentionally from the inside.
     
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    Made in Heaven said:
    Imagine how galling it'd be for KND members to look at the comics rack and see issues hailing our heroic exploits.
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    Heh, maybe we can expand it further and get our own animated series. We are already buying a news network so making our own show is not that far of a stretch.

    Just to give an example of what kind of twisted show we can provide to the insolent brats of America and beyond...

    Wait.. the threadmark.. guys its freaking canon.
     
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    Freak A Nature said:
    Heh, maybe we can expand it further and get our own animated series. We are already buying a news network so making our own show is not that far of a stretch.

    Just to give an example of what kind of twisted show we can provide to the insolent brats of America and beyond...

    Wait.. the threadmark.. guys its freaking canon.
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    Let's not compare ourselves to the Nazus please. We're evil, not THAT evil.
     
    Stickybeard Stats vs the Best Stats+Loyalty in each catagory.

    Martial: Stickybeard 27, Izzy 27. Equals in martial actions (Stickybeard wins be 5 on Candy).

    Diplomacy: Stickybeard 25, Hank Hill 27. Hank Wins by 2 (Stickybeard wins by 3 on Candy, Hank by 7 on first interaction, Hank by 2 if both)

    Stewardship: Stckybeard 20, Hank 26. Hank Wins by 6 (1 on Candy, 16 on Propane, 11 on both).

    Intrigue: Stickybeard 24, Izzy 31. Izzy wins by 7 (2 on Candy, 10 if they deem her insane, 5 if both).

    Learning: Stickybeard 14, Hank Hill 22. Hank wins by 8 (3 on Candy, 18 on Propane, 13 on both)

    Occult: Stickybeard 12, Hex more then 12. Hex wins.

    Basically, Stickybeard is best on a candy action or Martial. Him on the Candy Stock Exchange (Letting Hank do a Diplo or Learning) or Mow the Lawn.

    It should also be noted that the gap between Stickybeards Martial and Toiletnators (27vs17) is smaller then the Stewardship Gap if it involves Candy (25vs12)

    Basically if we do Candy Stock Exchange SB is best on Stewardship, while if not hes best on Martial.
     
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    The Froggy Ninja said:
    That's if KND Santa even wins the Christmas War this year. The League of Santas is a psychedelic gachapon of holiday spirits.
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    I wonder if sufficient investment in Canada would unlock actions to intervene there, given that, much like the Gems, Father has a certain vested interest in ensuring that, say, Vampire Santa isn't delivering presents this year, and the good Santas would probably be willing to overlook his, ah, infractions while he's helping out.

    Heck, given frickin Billy was able to make the antidote to his wife's bite, getting him back on side of the good Santas might be a thing Father can do to help swing things in their favor. If nothing else, they'd probably appreciate a roboticist helping out with Robot Santa. Lowering his insanely high standards so he doesn't consider literally everyone naughty to make him more neutral than one of the worst results might be an option as well.

    Plus, the Santas might be helpful to Father's character development. Here's the ultimate example of rewarding children for good behavior and punishing bad behavior, after all.
     
    ilbgar123 said:
    I wonder if sufficient investment in Canada would unlock actions to intervene there, given that, much like the Gems, Father has a certain vested interest in ensuring that, say, Vampire Santa isn't delivering presents this year, and the good Santas would probably be willing to overlook his, ah, infractions while he's helping out.

    Heck, given frickin Billy was able to make the antidote to his wife's bite, getting him back on side of the good Santas might be a thing Father can do to help swing things in their favor. If nothing else, they'd probably appreciate a roboticist helping out with Robot Santa. Lowering his insanely high standards so he doesn't consider literally everyone naughty to make him more neutral than one of the worst results might be an option as well.

    Plus, the Santas might be helpful to Father's character development. Here's the ultimate example of rewarding children for good behavior and punishing bad behavior, after all.
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    Plus Father would be a great contrast to Jack Frost.
     
    I wonder ehat happens if you send Mr. Black and Mr. White to talk to Spankulot. Would they give him an offer hr can't refuse by reducing his sentence in exchange for working with the Feds?
     
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    Yeah perhaps Stickybeard is better as a mercenary unit while in our territories, cause I don't think he'll be interested in anything else besides sweets and a BBQ.
     
    I've been thinking about the matter of our reputation taking a concerningly heroic turn lately, and it occurs to me that appearing on Moltar's show will probably be a good way to shape how the public and various factions see us.

    In the interest of making friendly dealings with the Guild of Calamitous Intent easier in the future, I think the best way to spin it would be to present ourselves as a villain with a sense of honor who had the foresight to see that the Gems were bad news for everyone, ourselves included, and was willing to work with the forces of truth, justice, and the American Canadian way as a result. That attitude would likely appeal to the Guild's mindset of fair play between arch-nemeses, and would signal to the government that we're open to allying against major threats in the future even if we do villainous stuff in the meantime.
     
    I agree we should present ourselves as a villain on Moltar's show—really HAM it up—but I thought we were planning on working more closely with the government instead of the Guild?
     
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