Hank Hill was still getting accustomed to his new job. Going from his local propane store to CEO of the world's biggest office supplies company was a fairly massive jump, but not one he necessarily regretted. The pay was good, he was allowed to decorate his office however he liked, and Father was even trying to help the USA get back on its feet. For an Englishman he was showing an incredible amount of patriotism. Outside of the lack of Propane (he should really see if he can get Father to let him handle the company's Energy readjustment to help him fix that); the biggest issue was the blatant insanity of how a super-villain company operates.
While the paper manufacturing departments were what he was expecting; along with the photocopiers and cubicles; the more out of the way the departments are, the more likely it was some weird thing Hank wished he never knew about. The fact coffee is drilled for rather than just grown was one thing; as was the super-scientist inventing new flavors of ice cream. The people building giant death robots were another entirely. He also didn't enjoy the meeting where the various upper managers would debate on whether they should build a candy stock exchange or try to buy a news network. And after the trip to the tie factory Hank has swapped completely over to bow-ties. He doesn't care if they are overly formal, he is not letting one of those things near his neck again.
Now, his boss wanted him to reverse engineer alien technology. Something about being the "Best person for the job". Hank at the very least was given a team of scientists to help him understand the greater principles. He began to think of his coworkers and if they would be better at this then him. He knows that the new girl Izzy was sent to assist Father in keeping the Gems off America's soil. He also is pretty sure Izzy Explosivo is not her real name, but at the very least he can appreciate her help. Father has also decided to hire the weird skull face wizard instead of the more polite one; but Hank really didn't want to learn about magic like that so he wasn't gonna raise any complaints. The candy pirate also was apparently just a friend of Mr. Uno, and not likely to stick around to help much longer. That just leaves…
Immediately weird noises began coming from the pipes directly above Hank. Knowing what was about to happen, he sighed and moved the various Gem Tech as far away from the pipes as possible. Sure enough around 2 minutes later the pipe burst and Toiletnator came tumbling out.
"I have you now Numbuh Thirte… Oh, Hi Mr. Hill!"
"Hello Lou, I take it you're still trying to 'deal with' that child?"
"Yep; he's a dastardly one! Luckily I managed to figure out he was going to be heading to the Ice Cream Freezers and sought to cut him off!" The soopervillain paused to look around before it slowly dawned on him that this wasn't the Ice Cream Freezers.
"Wait a minute, this isn't the ice cream department; it's the main Research and Development department! Did you know that I used to be the chief executive of this place!"
Hank didn't know how to respond to this. Oh sure he knew Toiletnator had worked for Father for years, but didn't ever think he was anything more than a janitor. This man seemed to be incapable of doing his taxes; and yet he apparantly managed one of the company's most important departments. Come to think of it, some of the old business magazines in the break room had a guy that looked like the Toiletnator on the cover…
"What happened to cause Father to demote you?" Hank's belief in his ability to limit his connection with the more absurd parts of the company was slowly starting to die.
"Demote me? What are you talking about! After the despicable Kids Next Door attacked us to stop us from making new, disgusting vegetables for them to eat I was trapped in a portapotty for days; with nothing to eat but urinal cakes. It was there The Almighty Protector of Potty's chose me to be his champion! To punish those kids who mistreated the bathroom and…"
"Can you please hurry along,Father wants me to reverse engineering this" he gulps "Alien technology"
"Oh sure; well anyway I asked Father if I could become one of his Soopervillains, and he said 'I never want you in another management position again after you tried to build a refinery without any nails.' So now I defend toilets around the world!".
Hank stops listening and instead starts heading to a valve, which uses to turn off all water to the lab. "Hey Lou, can I ask you a favor? Clean up the water that got all over the floor while I get a new pipe to replace the one you broke."
As Hank was preparing to leave, he remembered something important "Also, aren't you supposed to be buying a news company right now"
"Oh that? Father told me he never wants me to meet new people without his direct supervision, I find it nice he cares about me enough to see my successes. But sure thing Mr.Hill!"
Putting his palm to his face Hank began walking away to the maintenance closet, At the very least this is something he is used to doing and not some absurd supervillain plot to destroy children's happiness like so many other things in the company. He was actually starting to worry somewhat, if a former high ranking executive got into a situation where he became a terrible supervillain; what if something similar happened to him?