FATHER QUEST - A Cartoon Network: Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest Cross Over

Quahog is in the outskirts of the area occupied by the gems on the map.

So, by fighting the gems and pushing them back to Canada, we've just liberated Quahog and unleashed Family Guy on the world.
 
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I'm hoping for black dynamite. Imagine the goofy shit that could be going on there.

Inb4 Mr. Rogers Declares war on Chris Mclean

I more so worry on how the GMs would be able to get the same feeling across using the characters, since Black Dynamite and a few other Adult Swim shows has heavy usage of a certain word that would make accurately writing their characters difficult-
 
I more so worry on how the GMs would be able to get the same feeling across using the characters, since Black Dynamite and a few other Adult Swim shows has heavy usage of a certain word that would make accurately writing their characters difficult-
True, I mean... crap I guess even a *CENSOR* or anything to that effect would still be a breach of the rules; implications to it are likely also off limits here.
 
I more so worry on how the GMs would be able to get the same feeling across using the characters, since Black Dynamite and a few other Adult Swim shows has heavy usage of a certain word that would make accurately writing their characters difficult-
I figure some of the characters are fine, for example, like I said, Mr. Rogers. We have to avoid certain characters for sure, but Mr. Rogers the avenging protector of children from trash tv is absolutely feasible. Also, its an excuse to have another character trying to hurt Chris, and honestly, the more the merrier
 
Are He-Man characters on the table? Because Skeletor as a King alone would make for some entertainment alright.
Most 80s cartoon characters are in the setting Saturday Morning. Not all, Mumm-Ra for example might show up, but thats because he had a modern day 2011 show made by Warner. Other then him, Captain Planet might show up since he is assiocated with the Network pretty heavily, but he's tier 2 and a lot of Kids WB like the Animaniacs are also in SM.

He-Man would probably be a Tier 3. Warner has never made his show; and Filmation wasn't sold and just went defunct.
 
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I'd say Captain Planet could show up, he's showed up a lot in Cartoon Network crossovers. Like OK KO and Super Punch Time Explosion.
 
Omake: I sell (Toilet)Paper and (Toilet)Paper Accessories

I sell (Toilet)Paper and (Toilet)Paper Accessories

Hank Hill was still getting accustomed to his new job. Going from his local propane store to CEO of the world's biggest office supplies company was a fairly massive jump, but not one he necessarily regretted. The pay was good, he was allowed to decorate his office however he liked, and Father was even trying to help the USA get back on its feet. For an Englishman he was showing an incredible amount of patriotism. Outside of the lack of Propane (he should really see if he can get Father to let him handle the company's Energy readjustment to help him fix that); the biggest issue was the blatant insanity of how a super-villain company operates.

While the paper manufacturing departments were what he was expecting; along with the photocopiers and cubicles; the more out of the way the departments are, the more likely it was some weird thing Hank wished he never knew about. The fact coffee is drilled for rather than just grown was one thing; as was the super-scientist inventing new flavors of ice cream. The people building giant death robots were another entirely. He also didn't enjoy the meeting where the various upper managers would debate on whether they should build a candy stock exchange or try to buy a news network. And after the trip to the tie factory Hank has swapped completely over to bow-ties. He doesn't care if they are overly formal, he is not letting one of those things near his neck again.

Now, his boss wanted him to reverse engineer alien technology. Something about being the "Best person for the job". Hank at the very least was given a team of scientists to help him understand the greater principles. He began to think of his coworkers and if they would be better at this then him. He knows that the new girl Izzy was sent to assist Father in keeping the Gems off America's soil. He also is pretty sure Izzy Explosivo is not her real name, but at the very least he can appreciate her help. Father has also decided to hire the weird skull face wizard instead of the more polite one; but Hank really didn't want to learn about magic like that so he wasn't gonna raise any complaints. The candy pirate also was apparently just a friend of Mr. Uno, and not likely to stick around to help much longer. That just leaves…

Immediately weird noises began coming from the pipes directly above Hank. Knowing what was about to happen, he sighed and moved the various Gem Tech as far away from the pipes as possible. Sure enough around 2 minutes later the pipe burst and Toiletnator came tumbling out.

"I have you now Numbuh Thirte… Oh, Hi Mr. Hill!"

"Hello Lou, I take it you're still trying to 'deal with' that child?"

"Yep; he's a dastardly one! Luckily I managed to figure out he was going to be heading to the Ice Cream Freezers and sought to cut him off!" The soopervillain paused to look around before it slowly dawned on him that this wasn't the Ice Cream Freezers.

"Wait a minute, this isn't the ice cream department; it's the main Research and Development department! Did you know that I used to be the chief executive of this place!"

Hank didn't know how to respond to this. Oh sure he knew Toiletnator had worked for Father for years, but didn't ever think he was anything more than a janitor. This man seemed to be incapable of doing his taxes; and yet he apparantly managed one of the company's most important departments. Come to think of it, some of the old business magazines in the break room had a guy that looked like the Toiletnator on the cover…

"What happened to cause Father to demote you?" Hank's belief in his ability to limit his connection with the more absurd parts of the company was slowly starting to die.

"Demote me? What are you talking about! After the despicable Kids Next Door attacked us to stop us from making new, disgusting vegetables for them to eat I was trapped in a portapotty for days; with nothing to eat but urinal cakes. It was there The Almighty Protector of Potty's chose me to be his champion! To punish those kids who mistreated the bathroom and…"

"Can you please hurry along,Father wants me to reverse engineering this" he gulps "Alien technology"

"Oh sure; well anyway I asked Father if I could become one of his Soopervillains, and he said 'I never want you in another management position again after you tried to build a refinery without any nails.' So now I defend toilets around the world!".

Hank stops listening and instead starts heading to a valve, which uses to turn off all water to the lab. "Hey Lou, can I ask you a favor? Clean up the water that got all over the floor while I get a new pipe to replace the one you broke."

As Hank was preparing to leave, he remembered something important "Also, aren't you supposed to be buying a news company right now"

"Oh that? Father told me he never wants me to meet new people without his direct supervision, I find it nice he cares about me enough to see my successes. But sure thing Mr.Hill!"

Putting his palm to his face Hank began walking away to the maintenance closet, At the very least this is something he is used to doing and not some absurd supervillain plot to destroy children's happiness like so many other things in the company. He was actually starting to worry somewhat, if a former high ranking executive got into a situation where he became a terrible supervillain; what if something similar happened to him?
 
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As an aside, I love writing Omakes but I'm sorta uninterested in the mechanical implementation of them, I don't really care any which way so if anyone wants to use my XP, consider it a community bank - anyone is free to ping me and ask for some in the future.

Only saying that as I have a whole slew of Omakes I plan to post here in the next week or two.
 
Hmmm, I wonder if we could ask father if while he was tearing the gems to pieces he saw any gems that didn't try to fight him with stars somewhere on their outfits. I imagine the surviving crystal gems may have been helping with the defence of Toronto
 
On the walk home, my thoughts turned to this and I recalled the way the rival reports read and it felt to me like we were starting later then everyone else given they way they've already built up some steam... after looking back at the RRs again and especially the prologue, it feels that way by design.

From the perspective of another King, I think the game would have started in July or August with background rolls being held until they suddenly get a notice in their own rival reports:

[] Snap out of it
- Success
Father has pulled himself out of his state of shock; Another King has returned to the field.
The difficulty of all actions relating to Adult City have increased,


Hmmm, I wonder if we could ask father if while he was tearing the gems to pieces he saw any gems that didn't try to fight him with stars somewhere on their outfits. I imagine the surviving crystal gems may have been helping with the defence of Toronto

I feel like doing anything that overt would be pretty dumb for the Crystal Gems, especially when they're right in territoy that would be very anti-gem
 
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From the perspective of another King, I think the game would have started in July or August with background rolls being held until they suddenly get a notice in their own rival reports:
A good possible subject of Omakes or Negaquest. Other kings watching Father's territory slowly fall apart and then the man eventually coming back out of nowhere.
 
I've been compiling a list of divine figures from the various KLR cartoon network shows (Theres just to to many for me to do em all)
  • Eris, Goddess of Chaos: A massive troll with a tooth gap and british accent, dated Hoss Delgado for a while and loves sowing chaos and strife. From The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
  • Poseidon, King of the Sea: From The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, He is mostly pretty reasonable all things considered, just don't be stupid about naval traditions. Like K'nuckles is.
  • The Egyptian, Norse and Hindu Pantheons: Samurai Jack has a lot of Pantheons in it, though out of these 3 the one I remember having the biggest impact during the series is Egyptian
  • The Goose God and Storm Goddess: 2 Gods from Courage the Cowardly Dog, the Storm Goddess is based off Zeus but is pretty reasonable when she doesn't have a grudge over thinking you stole her dog; the Goose God is based of Zeus'... other defining aspect. Won't take no for an answer.
  • Adventure Times Divine Beings: From the kind but Monkey Paws happy Prismo, the Prophetic Cosmic Owl, the embodiments of Life and Death, Comets that embody change, a jackass party god, The highly familar King of Mars, Grob Gob Glob Grod, and the living embodiments of the 4 Elements; theres a lot of beings from adventure time that can considered gods, though how many are powerful enough to help oppose Aku is a question for another day. There is also GOLB, but he's a mindless fount of pure destruction.
  • The Corn Shepard and President of the Universe: The 2 closest things to God from OK KO, the Corn Shepard answers desires for corn, while the President of the Universe is a benevolent, all powerful being who sadly can't really act on Earth.
  • The God of Basketball, Death, Guardians of Eternal Youth: 3 Powerful divine beings from Regular Show, representing Basketball, Death, and Eternal Youth. Might be dead from Anti-Pops, but also might not.
  • Dagon: An extradimensional Horror who fought Saint George, this villain from Ben 10 is extremely powerful. Also Saint George is alive and might be running the Forever Knights. If we ever here of the Flame Keepers or Esoterica, we need to shut that down.
  • Twin Masters: Evil Chaos Spirit(s) from Hero 108. Might not be released yet
  • Gnomey: An all powerful Gnome from PPGs. Wanted to make a utopia which involved enslaving everyone. May be dead.
  • Kur: An Ancient Powerful Cryptid, got reincarnated into Zak Saturday
  • The Santa Clauses: Ok this is just because theres a lot of them and I'm pretty sure they'd be a powerful presense if they just got a truce or something.
  • The Protector of Potty's: Toiletnator's God.
  • Aku, HIM, Anti-Pops, Black Hat and the Lich: Various Kings that may have religous significance.

As for the guys that are possibly getting KLRs soon.

  • The Aztec and Mayan Pantheons: Ok, this ones a bit complicated. A good chunk but not all of the gods are currently amnesiac, but not all. Xipe, Hunhau, Mictlantecuhtli, Xochi Pilli, and depending on the DM ruling if a random little girl living in a magic skatepark is actually the mayan goddess of youth, Itzel (She is so minor it could go either way); are our only real options (Tez, Huehuecoyotle, and the evil Moon Goddess I doubt want to stop Aku; and the rest are amnesiacs)
  • The Hindu Pantheon: Roll No 21 has a literal godly reincarnation as its main character; and I imagine a lot more gods are in it as well. I haven't seen it though and have trouble finding its sources so I dont know exactly which gods show up. Indra still probably sucks though.
  • Loki and Thor: 2 Gods who regularly interact with Juniper Lee. Thor is kind of a doofus and can be really extreme at times (like planning to blow up a school to kill 1 monster), but is a good guy at the end of the Day. Loki is a jerk and a villain.
These guys have the power and worship to really back up claims that they are gods. There are other people who might be more powerful then a lot of this list; but probably not enough worship to be actual gods.
 
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