FATHER QUEST - A Cartoon Network: Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest Cross Over

Wait for father to learn almost all of the local Gems are Kindergartner's, and thus literal Alien Children. This would likely trigger him like nothing else
 
Hell yeah! That's what I'm talking about! It is soooo tempting to keep putting the pressure on the Gems. I'm glad we got some fine loot out of this, including prisoners.

PeridotQuest must be absolutely MALDING right now. Someone make an Omake!
 
Toronto has been liberated! The gems will not be coming back here for some time.
Hell yeah! Toronto is free and owes Father a mighty fine debt! Gems on the back foot is exactly what we wanted too.
Jasper is out of commission! She cannot perform actions next turn.
...gods that makes actions tempting but we really do need to get things sorted at home first.

As a side note, I wonder if a one sided rivalry/nemesis relationship has sprung up now? You cannot convince me that Jasper isn't laser focused on Father now as her ideal opponent.
Laser Light Cannons have been acquired!
Hank! Hank! We got more Gem tech Hank!
Gem prisoners of war have been captured!
Ohhhhh got me excited! Some are even confirmed Quartz too! Gods I hope we can find a way to sway them. Or atleast make Peridot pay out the ass for them back.
Actions for Canada are now available!
Oh boy oh boy! Time to branch out folks! We should have a mighty fine foothold here with all the goodwill we should've earned. Also a lot of empty cold land no? Well we have Father and Hank the Propane Man.
Father's public image has changed significantly!
Benny buddy, you may not like it but you need to ride that horse as long as you can. Good public will is a powerful tool.
 
Would Izzy be eligible to wear a B.R.A. for armor? Father was the one who developed it for the Teen Ninjas, so I'm sure he has a few in storage.
 
probably the funniest thing is that Father isn't actually a villain, at least not to anyone not a KND operative.

The man is psychotic in his hatred of children thanks to his own abuse as a child, and the molding caused by Grandfather. But when it comes to actual factual adults, or even teenagers, the man is a hell of a lot more sociable and just in general a put together person.

He owns a major company, that thanks to actually defeating his rivals he has now renamed to sound less psychotic and marketable. He happily pays taxes, works for the government, and in general is a model citizen so long as he doesn't have to deal with children.

Which is a hell of a lot better than most rich people, and head and shoulders above most people in his tax bracket. His vices revolve around inventing new ice cream flavors, building terrifying robot security systems, and otherwise simply relaxing and having a good time.

The man is a bonafide good person, so long as his specific buttons remain unpushed.
 
Father in this update:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPUgjy-Pn-4

probably the funniest thing is that Father isn't actually a villain, at least not to anyone not a KND operative.

The man is psychotic in his hatred of children thanks to his own abuse as a child, and the molding caused by Grandfather. But when it comes to actual factual adults, or even teenagers, the man is a hell of a lot more sociable and just in general a put together person.

He owns a major company, that thanks to actually defeating his rivals he has now renamed to sound less psychotic and marketable. He happily pays taxes, works for the government, and in general is a model citizen so long as he doesn't have to deal with children.

Which is a hell of a lot better than most rich people, and head and shoulders above most people in his tax bracket. His vices revolve around inventing new ice cream flavors, building terrifying robot security systems, and otherwise simply relaxing and having a good time.

The man is a bonafide good person, so long as his specific buttons remain unpushed.
He tried to murder five children. Repeatedly.
 
Well, that fight worked out well, I personally like having gem weapons, we really need a learning hero to capitalize on all this loot
 
Yes, correct, but that was literally the extent of his evil. And the kids he was trying to kill were in fact high level operatives of a major international organization based on child soldiers. Give that the proper spin and he could come out of this smelling like gosh darned golden roses while permanently tarnishing the KND's entire existence.

Granted this would require Father to understand what PR is and not have a screaming fit regarding the KND and how pissed off just thinking about them gets him, but it is a possible option!
 
I'm suprised that some of the "heroes" in the setting haven't shown up to help. We're villains, why the heck are we doing all of their work for them :mad:
 
I'm suprised that some of the "heroes" in the setting haven't shown up to help. We're villains, why the heck are we doing all of their work for them :mad:

Most if not all of them lost. That's the entire conceit of Disney Villains Victorious, Every hero lost. All of them, all at once.

Recall, Aku is literally the depressed Great Evil ruling over the world. The sole reason all worlds governments haven't been abolished and all living beings enslaved by him is because he's too depressed at actually succeeding to do shit right now. Eventually either he gets off his fancy layback chair and wins, or Jack manages to pull his final season comeback gambit and successfully kill the Lord of Evil.

Which, well. Who knows, given JAck pulls that off centuries in the future.
 
Very nice, great success. Maybe we can make Canada our bona fide personal fiefdom when everything's said and done.

I think Izzy's experiences in the forests of Canada is what she brought to the effort. She is most likely an expert at guerilla warfare on her home turf

She has over 300 confirmed poofings

"Holy crap, that was like tripping an elephant! You okay Benny?"

"BENNY? How did- Ah, forget IT!"

"You're welcome by the way!"

Of course she figured us out.

…maybe we should put her on looking for Monty and Nigel.
 
Most if not all of them lost. That's the entire conceit of Disney Villains Victorious, Every hero lost. All of them, all at once.

Recall, Aku is literally the depressed Great Evil ruling over the world. The sole reason all worlds governments haven't been abolished and all living beings enslaved by him is because he's too depressed at actually succeeding to do shit right now. Eventually either he gets off his fancy layback chair and wins, or Jack manages to pull his final season comeback gambit and successfully kill the Lord of Evil.

Which, well. Who knows, given JAck pulls that off centuries in the future.

Well obviously, I know that, I'm in the server. I just mean I would appreciate a captain America expy or something, you'd think the Army would have a super solider program or something, instead of..

Sheeps
 
Honestly imagining Peridot watching that fight made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, from her reaction when he stops the pinball of doom with his bare freaking hands, to the point where he knocks around a Jasper several times his own size by kneeing her in her armored face. From the outside it's gotta look like a mouse getting into a fistfight with an elephant... and winning.
 
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Very nice, great success. Maybe we can make Canada our bona fide personal fiefdom when everything's said and done.

She has over 300 confirmed poofings

Of course she figured us out.

…maybe we should put her on looking for Monty and Nigel.

Actually, yeah, that sounds like a good idea.

Side note, I'm kind of surprised we haven't had Bismuth and co. try to link up with us yet. Troop movements of this size are kind of hard to miss. Unless that's one of the Canada Actions...
 
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Papa disciplining some alien children. All is right in the universe.

With jasper down for the count we might be able to really send them packing next turn.

And I would advise that we do that just so we can complete the project and be declared the war hero that more or less saved the earth. That would give us a shit ton of clout to work with back home.
 
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