KnownParadox
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We're eccentric, that's well within the bounds of possibility, spank vampire is just... weird.
FATHER QUEST - A Cartoon Network: Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest Cross Over
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Lifeandlice
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Rainbow monkeys.
Also literally any in universe show thing. First thing I think of is Ben 10 Sumo Slammers for some reason.
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Ben and Gwen did get sent into the game itself so that probably explains it.
For another possible business model, maybe we should really lean into the "boring grown-up" aspects of being literally called AdultCo. We could create our own version of TurboTax and market it around, get into the home appliance business, and build office buildings for up-and-coming law firms and software development companies.
It's a niche that I don't think any of the other corporate-minded kings would be interested in and it would definitely appeal to Father's pride in being a proper adult.
It's a niche that I don't think any of the other corporate-minded kings would be interested in and it would definitely appeal to Father's pride in being a proper adult.
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So so far I'm looking at moltar, Santa's, the letter and maybe the laws on child labor
The other route of building things that appeals to eccentrics is also pretty viable.
We'd make a killing if we ever did a hostile take over of Supervillains Supermarket & Deli and expand nation wide chain locations since then it'd get Guild support just from branding alone.
It'll also ensure an iron grip over the Rainbow Munchies cereal brand which could help make Father less angry as well as be used to bribe other villains.
We'd make a killing if we ever did a hostile take over of Supervillains Supermarket & Deli and expand nation wide chain locations since then it'd get Guild support just from branding alone.
It'll also ensure an iron grip over the Rainbow Munchies cereal brand which could help make Father less angry as well as be used to bribe other villains.
Not counting the Supervillainy stuff, we make Office Supplies, Coffee, and... those are the 2 ones I know off the top of my head!
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Doesn't Father own an Ice Cream company as well.
KnownParadox
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Considering we need to spend an action on restructuring Adult Co, I don't think we make... anything at the moment. Which is why I think this is the perfect time to transition away from what it did before, into weaponry and robotics. You know, for the military funding I've been harping on about recently. It's a big business! We stand to make a lot there.
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We also stand to loose a lot. Remember, our funding comes from a supervillain who's a powerful member of a supervillain organisation. Providing weaponry to the government as our primary money maker feels like a smidge of a conflict of interest
I'll probably roll the dice for the question I ask in 3 hours, so if anyone has any other ideas drop em into the thread by then if you want consideration
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He does.
Also if Eddy has one of the Test sisters, then it fairly like he got super powers, they did a lot of things to give powers.
Eddy aint dumb enough to drink experimental super drugs!
He's got Ed for that
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At least it explains why there's a heater in an ice cream factory.
Ed would definitely be the perfect test subject for any mad scientist.
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If we do go down the ice cream route we need to figure out a way to recover the 4th flavor
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I do feel for a personal next turn that we NEED to read the KND manual. It feels like we are sitting on a potential treasure trove of literal treasure troves of candy, 2x4 tech, and weird kid magic if we just put the effort in to read it.
Even if we don't do anything with the KND as a group the book is probably just cram packed with juicy quest targets and secrets
Even if we don't do anything with the KND as a group the book is probably just cram packed with juicy quest targets and secrets
I just want to use it before Monty and Uni come and take it from out under our nose.
We shouldn't just read it, but also scan it and save it in multiple places. Hell, send parts of it to other kings so they have the heads up too!
…inb4 it spreads to kids the world over and we inadvertently reignite the KND.
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I mean, I could see spreading an altered KND manual as a good way to fuck up other kings. Maybe do something like introduce secret flaws in the tech that lets us easily counter it and alter the bylaws to make us a less important target
Edit: Heck, an easy alteration is to change "protect kids from adult tyranny" to "protect the lives of kids".
As long as we don't kill kids that reframes the KND to an org that would fight the worse kings and leave us less of a focus
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Eh, that would be a stronger argument before we booted them from our territory.
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If we do go the ice cream baron route we could buy cookie cat ice cream. We don't know that Steven is a thing, but if someone buys the bankrupt brand and revitalizes it that might get us an in somehow.
Hour left to submit possible questions for father! Speak now or languish in time out!
Hour left to submit possible questions for father! Speak now or languish in time out!
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Lifeandlice
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Ask how father feels about Cookie Cat leaving his family behind!
Or since we know about Control Freak existing we could see if Father is aware of H.I.V.E Academy. Seems a place we could try hiring graduates from if he's aware and able/willing to contact them.
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Uh... I don't think control freak exists. I'm pretty sure that initial post about control freak was about Sarah BEING a control freak, and also maybe a reference to when she got the fic note. DC is not in this I'm pretty sure