FATHER QUEST - A Cartoon Network: Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest Cross Over

He also spanks adults too not just children and can fight giant robots by himself. Though he's known to have a spanking addiction so that might be a mechanic where he has to smack something before going loco.

Sunlight takes away his powers but doesn't destroy him and garlic is just an allergy. He'd also be a very good pick for the hell dimensions/dark underground areas that normal units can't handle.
 
Actually, spank happy vampires are actually pretty damn powerful for a joke vampire, they get most of the vampire set, and they are way easier to stop from causing an outbreak, you just need to have them wear gloves.

Also apparently the only thing you need to do to cure them is have one spank the master spank happy vampire, which is Spankulot, who would probably do it willingly if there was an outbreak we needed to contain.
 

Pining for Amazement

Oh god, ITS CANON

I feel immense fear! /s

Plus side, maybe Sarah can corrupt peridot enough to not want to go through with homeworlds plan, since there's not really a media apparatus on homeworld that would allow fanfiction to be a thing that exists.

This is me grasping for straws to reduce the SHEER HORROR /s I feel from this omake!
Do you think spank vampires hate weredogs? (weredogs are werewolfs that eat homework for those of you that don't know what they are.)
Hmmm.... No, they probably hate hugwolves

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Hug Wolves are a sub-species of Wolf Men in the Land of Ooo. Finn and Jake encounter an Alpha Hug Wolf in the episode "Hug Wolf." According to Bestiarium Vocabulum, Hug Wolves must hug people every night to satisfy their insatiable craving for hugs. Hug Wolves look much like werewolves in that...
 
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Hmm... I might try and do another RRB omake from one of the other boy's perspective; I had a few concepts in mind but I'll needa brainstorm a bit first.

I needa figure out if I should go with Butch or Boomer though.
 
Okay, since I've earned enough for our first question to father, does anybody have any BURNING questions for the man? I was thinking of asking about whether he knows about the Santa wars and the hell that that might bring this Christmas, does anyone else have a better idea?

And note I'm not asking anything about the Santas, just whether he knows they exist. I'm hoping to get an idea of how much of a bomb would drop on the other kings and us this Christmas if say, the vampire Santa won.

And if that's to metagamey I want other possible questions from you guys, I'm not going to just spend my xp selfishly
 
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Okay, since I've earned enough for our first question to father, does anybody have any BURNING questions for the man? I was thinking of asking about whether he knows about the Santa wars and the hell that that might bring this Christmas, does anyone else have a better idea?
Could try digging for information about Great Grandmother but I don't know if I'd call that exactly pressing.
 
Maybe see if Father has any information on Moltar? The opening lore post seems to imply that Father is aware of his show, at least in broad strokes. He's one of the people I want to try allying with as soon as possible, the Moltar Array is a huge asset in keeping Earth defended and he's not completely incompatible with us and our goals.
 
Maybe see if Father has any information on Moltar? The opening lore post seems to imply that Father is aware of his show, at least in broad strokes. He's one of the people I want to try allying with as soon as possible, the Moltar Array is a huge asset in keeping Earth defended and he's not completely incompatible with us and our goals.
That's definitely a good choice too, but if the only exposure father has had till this point is his talk show Im not sure that's the best urgent use

It's like, October or November, maybe December in universe depending on turn length, so we are coming right up on Christmas is my worry

Ask Father if he knows anything about the updog.
... Can we use ask father questions to deliberately anger him so we can get the mechanical benefits of his higher anger levels in an emergency? Cause that would be a neat use of xp. Doubt it though, seems exploitable and metagamey
 
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Ask father if he can shapeshift into other stuff? It could be cool if we knew he could shapeshift into other stuff aside dragons
 
What laws, if any, currently govern child labor? Because that might be relevant to any plans to recruit the KND, sentence the remnants of the KND to hard labor in the broccoli mines, or recruit any non-adult villains.
 
What I'll probably do if there are enough good options is roll a die and assign the questions to the numbers, that way it's not just me being biased
 
Maybe find put how useful 2by4 tech is compared to uh. The new tech mode. I mean it's far more useful in knd then it would be in real life. I mean they had a moon base. Can we read the knd Manuel to adapt it to our own warstuff?
 
Oh god, ITS CANON

I feel immense fear! /s

Plus side, maybe Sarah can corrupt peridot enough to not want to go through with homeworlds plan, since there's not really a media apparatus on homeworld that would allow fanfiction to be a thing that exists.

This is me grasping for straws to reduce the SHEER HORROR /s I feel from this omake!

Hmmm.... No, they probably hate hugwolves

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Hug Wolves

Hug Wolves are a sub-species of Wolf Men in the Land of Ooo. Finn and Jake encounter an Alpha Hug Wolf in the episode "Hug Wolf." According to Bestiarium Vocabulum, Hug Wolves must hug people every night to satisfy their insatiable craving for hugs. Hug Wolves look much like werewolves in that...
I have no idea what the greater repercussions of this Omake are. Other then the fact Sarah is on the move. Run.
Maybe find put how useful 2by4 tech is compared to uh. The new tech mode. I mean it's far more useful in knd then it would be in real life. I mean they had a moon base. Can we read the knd Manuel to adapt it to our own warstuff?
My take on 2x4 tech (Hella probably has a different) is that it's an incredibly useful skill to have but isn't to to useful for industry.

Being able to Mcgyver useful weapons and vehicles out of trash is super useful, but very few of it isn't replicatable by regular technology, and while its cheap and eco-friendly, it can't really be massed produced since its all hand made. Training on 2x4 tech is good and its an insanely useful skill to have, but not one thats gonna be leading the tech chain.
 
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I'm personally against recruiting the KND remnants, children, ugh, etc.

Also against picking up the spanking vampire, we need a professional image here in Adult Co and I don't think that guy will help.

I think we should reach out to the government ad soon as possible, build weapons and bots for them.
 
We could ask about his mother. Or what other family members he has. It'd let us know just how in tune with his family he is.

We could also ask about his possible weather manipulation abilities. Its unconfirmed but mentioned in the show.
 
Also against picking up the spanking vampire, we need a professional image here in Adult Co and I don't think that guy will help.
We're a cartoon villain so we can have a few weirdos to even out the seriousness from our company, besides Venture Bros does have comical villains as well.

And we're not really in a hurry to get heros, but we should make sure the KND villains remember who's in charge even if we don't hire them.
 
I have no idea what the greater repercussions of this Omake are. Other then the fact Sarah is on the move. Run.
For one? Control Freak.

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We could ask about his mother. Or what other family members he has. It'd let us know just how in tune with his family he is.
As far as I'm aware, a mother has literally never once been mentioned. And given who Grandfather was as a person...well let's just say I doubt she was ever around.
We could also ask about his possible weather manipulation abilities. Its unconfirmed but mentioned in the show.
Probably tied to the Occult thing we gotta tackle. Speaking of Weather however, know who I just remembered existed and would love to pick up?

Cloudy Jay from Regular Show. A living cloud/thunderstorm girl that suffers from anger issues.
 
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Father unironically calls himself a Sooper Villain and made Hank Hill the CEO because he was the only one who applied for the job so any chance of being professional by our real world standards is pretty moot.
 
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