"Pardon me, Death Governor, we have a breaking news update! Former Total Drama Island star Izzy "Kaleidoscope" Explosivo has recently been confirmed as being ruled 'Not-Guilty' by the jury, and is being released from court!"
The scene changed to a woman with orange hair being wheeled out of a courthouse in a straight jacket and goaltender mask. For such a bizarre name, "Izzy" appeared to be rather calm while being escorted by a group of security guards.
"As one of the only superstars who quit the show outright, Izzy is now looking for a new 'agent.' She will be released from Richmond State Super-Max Penitentiary for the Utterly Deranged later today! This is following months of litigation from McLean Studios for breach of contract, manslaughter, and industrial espionage! When asked what she planned to do next, she said, quote: 'Probably work for whoever asks me first, haha', end quote. This is a live story, so stay tuned for updates! But as one television personality to another, I say way to go girl!"
