- Location
- Deep in a bog
Who? The name sounds familiar, but I can't remember from where.
Edit: Wait, he's a King, right? Or related to one, at least.
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Who? The name sounds familiar, but I can't remember from where.
Lol glad you enjoyed it. It was a treat to write.
Who? The name sounds familiar, but I can't remember from where.
Edit: Wait, he's a King, right? Or related to one, at least.
I mixed up Father and Jaspers Martial score, that's my bad.Nope, Father has 37 Martial+5 Combat Martial, Impossible 35+5. Not counting Rage of course.
You know the Secret Saturday? A Show about Cryptids and that type of stuff.Who? The name sounds familiar, but I can't remember from where.
Edit: Wait, he's a King, right? Or related to one, at least.
We didn't do anything to monsters before he sent the Devil after us. Either he has something to gain from aiding the KND, or he wants something we have.His whole deal is Cryptids and Monsters, so it stands to reason he'd have issues with us doing stuff to Monsters throuout the game, or he's got some other scheme brewing, that guy is hard to read.
His whole deal is Cryptids and Monsters, so it stands to reason he'd have issues with us doing stuff to Monsters throuout the game, or he's got some other scheme brewing, that guy is hard to read.
Ah, right. Thanks! Haven't seen much of Secret Saturday outside of a handful of episodes.You know the Secret Saturday? A Show about Cryptids and that type of stuff.
Argost is a tv Host and main villain of the show. Do to the fact Urban Legends and Cryptids are somewhat similar and that the Staff is kinda like the one Zak Saturday had. The fact we got attacked by the Jersey Devil lends credence to this.
We did like Fillet a fishWe didn't do anything to monsters before he sent the Devil after us
We got a attacked by what? When that happenThe fact we got attacked by the Jersey Devil lends credence to this.
Here, at least it sounds like the Kersey Devil from the description and name of the thing.Screeching and clawing, the donkey-jackal-monkey with wings shattered the window, pouncing at you from the sky. Caught off guard, you slammed into your expensive bookcase, groaning as one, two, three books fell toppled off the shelf and slammed into your head, each one eliciting a painful grunt and groan. Sparks flew from your pipe, as you rubbed your head in anger.
I don't know why I didn't remember thatHere, at least it sounds like the Kersey Devil from the description and name of the thing.
Yep. Even his terrible Intrigue gets boosted all the way to a 21, and his Martial gets promoted to a 29. Not amazing or anything...But rather high for such a joke. Pity it's so situational....this is just...amazing????? What the heck. Niche sure but it knocks him up a lot powerwise when in effect. It's actually kinda frightening.
Glowing three-pronged claw on a staff, controls urban legends...I know this one. That's Zak's primary weapon from the Secret Saturdays, which he uses to focus and control his natural cryptid-influencing powers. Given the emphasis...Yeah, this seems like a Zak. Possibly the original, but, given the demeanor, more likely Monday, his evil AU counterpart. Possibly working with Argost, possibly on his own.He drew out a long handled ornate staff tipped with a three fingered claw the likes of which Toiletnator had never seen on any animal. The claw glowed a virulent hypnotic green.
Aka Manto Occult Check: Invite Friends (94+/3-)
[96] + 21 +15 (The Claw) + 2 = 134
Critical Success!
Hungry eyes lit up in the dark behind the red cloaked fiend.
An emaciated scaly maw snapped out at Toiletnator, nearly taking off his hand. He yelped and dropped the cloak. More eyes and teeth flashed out at him. Slithering creatures fought to wriggle over one another for the chance to gnash at his body. The largest fought its way to the head of the pack, and as it crawled into the sunlight streaming in through the mouth of the pipe, Toiletnator recognised its shape.
"A sewer gator?! Buh-buh-but that's just a myth!"
The claw glowed again. The beast retreated. Its eyes became pinpricks of reflected light in the darkness. The face of Aka Manto's own leering mask joined it.
"More like an urban legend."
Honestly, uou wanna know the most isnane part?Yep. Even his terrible Intrigue gets boosted all the way to a 21, and his Martial gets promoted to a 29. Not amazing or anything...But rather high for such a joke. Pity it's so situational.
Maybe if we assign him to fixing The Swim?Honestly, uou wanna know the most isnane part?
It isn't a bonus like what Skips or XXXL have
It modifies his base stats, meaning it's effected by his loyalty...
Meaning if its toilet related on a national action, he has
36 Martial
28 Diplo
31 Stewardship
25 Intrigue
25 Learning
25 Occult
Now, I dont think we will ever have toilet related nationals, but important to keep in mind.
...honestly that would be hilarious if it worked.
We had a pretty long discussion in the discord about who/what it could be and after looking at all the facts I'm nearly certain it's Zak Monday. I can try to dig back up all the evidence in requested but I feel the biggest and easiest selling point is the energy. Saturday's is orange, Mondays is Green.Glowing three-pronged claw on a staff, controls urban legends...I know this one. That's Zak's primary weapon from the Secret Saturdays, which he uses to focus and control his natural cryptid-influencing powers. Given the emphasis...Yeah, this seems like a Zak. Possibly the original, but, given the demeanor, more likely Monday, his evil AU counterpart. Possibly working with Argost, possibly on his own.
We've had higher priorities in Occult thus far, sadly. Next turn, though, our schedule should be open, and, with the KND attacking again, right on time. Plus, after whatever goes down with Spankulot, maybe it'll prompt some revelations.If people never read the book then it's better stolen to teach actions/inaction have consequences.
I mean good news, as long as we dont get another thing that needs to be resolved via occult, we should be set!Planning for next turn...Should really read that book before those grubby kids try to steal it back...
I mean good news, as long as we dont get another thing that needs to be resolved via occult, we should be set!
AKA we need to make it out of the Rival Reports without issue, which depending on when Truth Stings occurs are either the next update or the one after next.