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FATHER QUEST - A Cartoon Network: Villains Victorious CK2-Style Quest Cross Over

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HellaCooltricks said:
It was an odd thing, really, to wait for Santa. You had done it before, back when you were a child. You and Monty would sit there, for hours maybe, waiting for the big fat man. He was one of the few people that Pappy never could have broken, or perhaps defeated. But time and time again, you and Monty would fall asleep, eventually waking up and finding a pile of toys- practically contraband- stuffed into your drying socks.
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Man looking at this Father must have been furious with the delightful children when they kidnapped Santas Sleigh during that christmass episode. Also MASSIVE respect to KND Santa that not even Grandfather could take him.
 
Well, it looks like the KND have rebuilt their power base to the point where they feel capable of targeting us.

I believe our best course of action is therefore to make dismantling the KND our primary focus until we've stamped them out. Most of the other threats are liable to pick fights with other factions and get targeted in turn, but the KND is going to be focused exclusively on us. Better to get them out of the way so they don't hamper our efforts against the other factions. Plus, the feds are going to be notifying us in the future whenever the situation is actually dire enough that we need to step in.

I'm thinking we mow the lawn this turn, since we have a penalty to Martial actions against the KND (and it really needs doing), but we also un-hypnotize our Ice Cream Men and try to locate Sector V members. Then the turn after we'll hopefully be in a good position to take the fight to them.
 
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HellaCooltricks said:
[ ] Begin to Market Overseas
In addition to being the time for peace and love, Christmas is also the time for sales, deals, and most of all capitalism. Unfortunately for Black Hat, however, his recent attempt to break into the North American market sees the latter half of Christmas overcome by the first. Though some deals are made by those desperate to fend off the invariable attacks of Santa Claus, the high prices of his wares and undercutting by Scam Co. knockoffs see him once again rebuked. Dr. Flug, Black Hat's chief of… Well, everything at the moment, will almost certainly not be having a very jolly holiday because of this.
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Fail harder you ink spot!

HellaCooltricks said:
[ ] Survive Christmas
It occurred explicitly out of nowhere. With a jingle of the sled, a twinkle of its eyes and a ho-ho-ho, justice had come to the Guild, wearing a big red suit. But in this case, the "S" on his chest didn't stand for Hope: It stood for S. As in for Super. Super as in for Super-Santa. While details are sketchy, due to the work of the Guild, what's known is this. In an isolated area in an undisclosed desert, Super Santa smashed his way through the earth and into a Guild organized Christmas party. The costumed villains put up a fight, but were thoroughly wrecked in the process, with the Sovereign and his council severely beaten up. However, before any could be taken into custody, Christmas eve ended, and Super Santa was forced to return to the North Pole.
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Hah! Losers!

HellaCooltricks said:
[ ] Survive Christmas
In a similar circumstance to the Super Santa incident, a single Santa Claus was recorded flying into Nowhere. Other Santas only made brief, short stops on cities nearing its perimeter.

No Santa that was seen flying within its deep interior or near Katz Venture HQ was reported as seen flying out of it.

[ ] Create new type of Gingerbread
In accordance with the holiday season, Katz has recently started selling a new type of Gingerbread made with "real Christmas magic." Limited time only, made in small batches.
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*shudders*

Katz is a monster.

HellaCooltricks said:
"Ah! No fair! You didn't even say your attack's name?"

"Didn't NEED to."

"That's evil!"

"Good."
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Showed him what for. We might be getting better publicity, but we're still EEEVIL! The fun kind!

Not like Katz. *shudder*
 
HellaCooltricks said:
[ ] Survive Christmas
Composite Santa-Claus was seen flying directly into Total Drama City State's ongoing construction site, causing mass-damage and testicular torsion amongst all those who dared get in the way of his half-festive half-frozen rampage. McLean tries to make the best of it by running an impromptu "Kill Santa Claus" Challenge amongst his contestants, but it takes more than a few beaten bruised interns before Composite Santa-Claus is finally forced away.
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My takeaway here is that Robot Chicken characters are rooming around out there. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.

HellaCooltricks said:
[ ] Survive Christmas
As a man with no memory of Christmas, the holiday season is foreign to Alex. Nevertheless, he had followed all the preparations. Tree? Check. Cookies? Check. Christmas tree? Check. Paradigm City had never looked so festive before, as those that visited brought their infectious cheer with them. It was truly unfortunate, however, that the Santa Claus that would visit Alex was by no means cheery. Reports of vampire attacks flooded the city for weeks afterward, and monstrous toys chased children for weeks, before being trapped and dumped into the flame. It was only thanks to the mysterious intervention of a giant flying robot that the ghoulish Santa Claus was fended off. However, the after effects of such a disastrous Christmas, and the sudden introduction of a vampiric population into Paradigm City would have lingering effects which were still unclear (and undead.)
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Well, there is a vampire-hunting vampire they could hire, but I think the Land of Ooo is overseas.
 
silvershark said:
My takeaway here is that Robot Chicken characters are rooming around out there. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.
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Also, Futurama. Robo-Santa attacking New York there seems familiar.

Either way, hm, next turn...Clear our lawn while un-hypnotizing our men and looking into Sector V to prep for a push the turn after seems workable.
 
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Nystical said:
Time to recruit Spinel

Nah better to attack the childs first. Otherwise every single turn we will get a new debuff until we succumb to the weight of a dozen minor debuffs.
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I think you're overstating the problem.
KND attacks/sabotage haven't been a big thing so far, and won't go from 0 to 100 in a single turn.
AND they still need to beat the DC/our counter to achieve anything, even if they take an against us during a turn.
To accumulate debilitating debuffs would require us to do literally nothing for a long time, which isn't happening under any eventuality.
 
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They ( KND)messed with our goons. Bo one messes with fathers goons. Yeah let's unhypnotise and punch back a bit. If we just let them punch without countering they will get bolder
 
For particular santa's I was able to find

Robot Chicken-(Composite Santa)
Mucha Lucha-(Rudo Clause, they also have a regular Santa Luchadore who is a face to Rudo's Heel)
Chowder-(Knish Kringle)
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy (The Vampire Santa Claus)
Maybe Venture Bros-(Krampus, I know he showed up in Venture Bros but the character is a public domain demon so it might be somewhere else)
...Maybe Futurama (Robot Santa definitely sounded like it was the one from Futurama)
Santa Evo is an Evo.

I also have no idea if the Cat Santa is from Swat Katz or not. Nor where the Ape-Santa or Super-Santa are from.

Everyone else seemed to be generic Santas
 
If we can get Father to learn Luchador Magic himself then he can go off to actually have Heel cred unironically.

It's legitimately the best way to do evil things while being cheered for it too and the public will think he's just playing a role so that'll help with publicity while allowing for villain hijinks.

He even never shows his face unless he's defeated too!
 
Glad to see JJ doing well and Katz is a monster if we ever get the opportunity wouldn't mind taking him out. (Plus ya know save Muriel if still alive)

Didn't we make a giant robot to protect our terf? What happened to it?
 
rosh3n said:
Glad to see JJ doing well and Katz is a monster if we ever get the opportunity wouldn't mind taking him out. (Plus ya know save Muriel if still alive)

Didn't we make a giant robot to protect our terf? What happened to it?
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Check the "My Stuff" doc linked on first page.

Giant Robot: Add +10 to Defense DC when defending the city Adult Co. is based in. Add +5 to your roll when using the Giant Robot as the "big stick" in coercive Diplomacy checks.
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