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Hey Daemon you still in the mood to fuck with Hightower? Only this time adding the High Septon to the list?
And What a Dance it Was (NO SV, War is Coming, Prepare)
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Tabascoheath
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Dorne getting scared sucked but HOLY SHIT CREGAN STARK, the absolute madlad, if ever there was a guy to be an ally too this is the one.
Well on one hand we are wanted to be burn for our heresy and on another we maybe the chosen one so(is this a plus or minus) and we get to burn the desert people if they very try to rebel and get to burn the heretic in holy fire of Valeria.
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Now come now, it's not like the high septon is trying to restart the faith rebellion like last time nad plunge westeros into religious conflict. Esspecially when they are outnumbered, out dragoned and utterly fucked with no will to fight after so much time in the Targaryen Peace?
So there will be a can of whoopass and the faith loses the last bit of its political power.
And not even the High SEpton is that stupid... is he?
... Balerion is still alive at the moment, but about to die.
Daemon: I have kids to worry about Lucien, we can't just make enemies with the religious majoraty of Westeros?
Lucien: There is fucking over the hightowers.
Daemon: Say no more.
Cregan stark somehow becomes even more badass... That honestly frightenes me.
Good and bad. The good news is, you can have a harem legally without being immediately killed (as long as all parties consent)
Bad news: The Faith really hates you.
Um, Dorne isn't a principality under the Iron Throne. They are independent right now. And that is a bad thing.
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Hmm... the only thing I'm reading here is "valid Casus Belli" XD
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Eh, forign nations have put bounties on their princes and rulers all the time. Esspecially during times of war.
its not a new concept.
But during peace? When one hasn't even commited a crime against those people? You can see where things are getting a bit strained.
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There is a clear hierarchy between the two of them, with Caraxes being the clear... well dominant one among the two, with Grey Ghost being a little more subservient.
However, if Grey Ghost sees something that infuriates him, (or he steals his fish, but a story for another time) let it be known that they will throw down.
But they won't try to kill each other, as many fear. They will try to put each other in their place.
I will say this: In an emergency, Caraxes is willing to allow you to ride him to save Daemon.
That does not mean however, he likes you.
Yes.
For now soon we will get to kill the Dornish desert people.
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Now now. We have plenty of time for wars of conquest when we aren't adventuring through Westeros, making friends and allies.
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Well, most of these are pretty decent, surprised that the Iron Islands are not complete Assholes
But yeah, officially mostvof the Realms want a piece of us
Hold your horses, dudes... Don't try to make us the Messiah before we are 12..
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The Starks are total bros, as always.
Why always when The Faith is involved in any @Magoose quest, they are always raging assholes, with "Purgue the Heretic" as their default mode?
TBH, I can't blame the Dornish too much here... They have had to deal with a lot of no name assholes searching for gold and glory since the Conquest, and unlike those other fuckers trying to make a name for themselves we are a Targaryen with a Dragon, the amount of damage we could cause is enough to consider "pre-emptive self defense"
Well, I am honestly really happy with this! Most of the Seven Kingdoms is at least okay with us (even if they want to use us as a pawn) and only the usual suspects (aka Dorne and the Faith) are being a serious problem.
Btw, @Magoose, how did the rest of the Targ Family (those who didn't already know, anyway) react to these news
Btw, @Magoose, how did the rest of the Targ Family (those who didn't already know, anyway) react to these news
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Well for the donnish we could always just burn them. And that go one of the problem 
Oh fun times to be had with those rolls but the starks are bros even when we haven't met them yet.
Only the Magoose Dice can decideAnd not even the High SEpton is that stupid... is he?
Dorne is always a bad thing whether or not they are part of the seven kingdoms.
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Yep. The think is, we're now technically a prince, and that means that things for us politically have gone up.
Too late, they have made us a Messiah. So thats going to lead to many problems and solutions in the future.
At least when the Sheperd takes over the city for those crucial few weeks, there won't be an orgy of violence that leads to the death of the dragons.
There will be a fight to keep them alive because the Valyrians know just what would be at stake if they die.
The REalm and extension, them, would be fucked.
They are.
Because this is less then a generation removed from when they were the purge the Heretic mindset.
Plus they are really butthurt to bully the minorities into submission.
They also realize that bad shit will be involved if they don't kill us, as we might decide to make things worse for them.
Well and even then the usual suspects are acting out out of fear then true malice.
That will come soon, possibly tonight.
Starks are always bros. We just need to keep them that way.
REmember, Rhae is having twins, so really... if they are both daughters, we can take both.
You are correct.
But I am changing that soon.
If I remember correctly we rolled high for the North before as well, they just really seem to like us.
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Cregan Stark is such a gigachad he moves across time to dunk on traitors to the crown.
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They also hate the old king for his shinnanigans. So anything to piss him off is fine.
I changed it.
Now the North just want us to basically be king, and may vote for us in the Great Council.
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Um, I already went though all the updates for anything, and while that Court diplomacy is not there, there is a reason for that.
Just so you know.
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Sorry, but I can´t really fathom how a mob of peasants with torches and pitchforks would be able to kill at least 5 adult dragons...
Come on even if they were chained they are still bigger than fucking T-Rex, capable of breathing fire, and with a skin that is immune to anything short of a Normand axe (and a Normand axe can at worst cause a gash, not kill them)
And fuck me, I can´t believe that Syrax would not have used aerial superiority to burn the mob to death (once in the air t doen´t matter if a dragon has to face 50, 500, or 5000 enemies)
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I'm of the opinion that they were not just a mob.
I say the Mob was a distraction for the Hit.
Well, remember, Syrax was mad due to how she was ridden...
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What did he do to the North or is it just this whole situation that bothers them?
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Well he did steal the new gift away and gave it to the Nights watch. So... there is that.
He also outlawed the first night, which ruffled feathers.
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