And What a Dance it Was (NO SV, War is Coming, Prepare)

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Tabascoheath said:
I noticed that title, dads moving up in the world, and all the other pirates seem very… colorful to say the least, jarrow, seaswan, "the scrambled egg" all look like wonderful characters.
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Here is something to say about each of the Pirates:
Seaswan: She was the most successful pirate in Pentos... She was a pirate. a bounty of 500,000 dragons
Spack Jarrow: Anti-slaver, running ships to free as possible while in the Narrow sea. He has a bounty of 1 million dragons on his head in all ports Outside of Braavos and Westeros
Pirate Lord Aegon "The Scrambled Egg": A Man who went insane after nearly drowning, hates the sea, yet is a pirate. Belives there is a dark god in the ocean and he wants to kill it. Probably right. Bounty: 1 million
Calico Synthia Woodward: Basically Calico Jack Rackam, with boobs, likes fighting everyone, and melts down gold for a golden throne. Bounty: 200,000 Dragons
Pirate Lord Ace "The Monkey": You know where he's from.
 
Magoose said:
Spack Jarrow: Anti-slaver, running ships to free as possible while in the Narrow sea. He has a bounty of 1 million dragons on his head in all ports Outside of Braavos and Westeros
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Gigachad, based as fuck.
Magoose said:
Pirate Lord Aegon "The Scrambled Egg": A Man who went insane after nearly drowning, hates the sea, yet is a pirate. Belives there is a dark god in the ocean and he wants to kill it. Probably right.
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HP Lovecrafts worst nightmare, a fucking Henderson.
Magoose said:
Pirate Lord Ace "The Monkey": You know where he's from.
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Shit eating grin and all?
 
Magoose said:
Pirate King Valaar Vaeltigar
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Well, who was the one who broke the "Everyone votes for himself" for dad, then?

Or our dad found Laught Tale?
Magoose said:
Seaswan: She was the most successful pirate in Pentos... She was a pirate. a bounty of 500,000 dragons
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I noticed an emphasis in "was"... Was she retired and bored, so she rejoined her old friends or did something else happned?
Magoose said:
Calico Synthia Woodward: Basically Calico Jack Rackam, with boobs, likes fighting everyone, and melts down gold for a golden throne. Bounty: 200,000 Dragons
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So she is making her own "One Piece" :V... What will she do once she had enough for her throne? Will she use the gold to buy things that she likes, or she will make an even bigger throne?
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Pirate Lord Ace "The Monkey": You know where he's from.
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Are the rest of the Mugis present in his crew?
Magoose said:
Spack Jarrow: Anti-slaver, running ships to free as possible while in the Narrow sea. He has a bounty of 1 million dragons on his head in all ports Outside of Braavos and Westeros
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Well, that is pretty awesome, I hope that he is still the wacky rouge that we all know and love.
Magoose said:
Pirate Lord Aegon "The Scrambled Egg": A Man who went insane after nearly drowning, hates the sea, yet is a pirate. Belives there is a dark god in the ocean and he wants to kill it. Probably right. Bounty: 1 million
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This is the only one that I don´t get the reference though.
Magoose said:
Lady Lara Lannister
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Did she properly join the expedition? Or she dressed herself as a sailor, and now we have to deal with her (she should be a great singer and duelist though)?...
I hope that we can get her to join our court in the Stepstones...
Magoose said:
Captain General Brandon "The Jolly" Stark
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This is the leader of the Company of the Rose, no?

What is the composition of the Company?
 
Fanhunter696 said:
Well, who was the one who broke the "Everyone votes for himself" for dad, then?

Or our dad found Laught Tale?
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It was Calico and Elizabeth.

They know what's been going on in Westeros to not be stupid. Plus they want payback on the Crab feeder.
Fanhunter696 said:
I noticed an emphasis in "was"... Was she retired and bored, so she rejoined her old friends or did something else happned?
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She went legitimate, owning a fleet of merchant ships after she paid off her bounty in Braavos, and enjoyed some modest success.
Fanhunter696 said:
So she is making her own "One Piece" :V... What will she do once she had enough for her throne? Will she use the gold to buy things that she likes, or she will make an even bigger throne?
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She wants to colonize southroys…

She wants to succeed where the Valyrians failed.
Fanhunter696 said:
Are the rest of the Mugis present in his crew?
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Most of them but they will remain mentioned only.
Fanhunter696 said:
Well, that is pretty awesome, I hope that he is still the wacky rouge that we all know and love.
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Little bit more sullen and weary but a charming rouge he still is… for the most part.
Fanhunter696 said:
This is the only one that I don´t get the reference though
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Old man Henderson.
Fanhunter696 said:
Did she properly join the expedition? Or she dressed herself as a sailor, and now we have to deal with her (she should be a great singer and duelist though)?...
I hope that we can get her to join our court in the Stepstones
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She dressed up as a knight but then got caught, but Valaar was clearly happy with that gumbshun and let her stay.

Her father hates that.
Fanhunter696 said:
This is the leader of the Company of the Rose, no?
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Yep.
Fanhunter696 said:
What is the composition of the Company?
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It's a special unit so it means it can be everything.

Those boys are very much a Xenophon March of the ten thousand at every turn kind of mercenary company.
 
Everyone noticed father old friends but we had a few additions to the noble lordlings.

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Lord Ragnar Farwynd
Ser Gaemon Westerling
Lord Edwyle Frey
Ser Gerold Royce
Lady Lara Lannister
Ser Tytos Crackhall
Captain General Brandon "The Jolly" Stark
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We have Fairwynd not a surprising choice given their appearance in Corlys interlude.

An Westerling, a cousin of our Kinguard perhaps?

An Royce, probably a cousin of Rhae.

Everyone favourite Lara! Could she steal Daemon heart like Fanhunter plans?

And Crackhall... Who is another westerlander, did we bring all the man in the west for this?

And an Brandon...

Edit: I forgot poor Ser Edwyle Frey who hopefully wont be late to the battle.
 
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Ghost in the sun said:
Westerling, a cousin of our Kinguard perhaps?
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Yep.
Ghost in the sun said:
An Royce, probably a cousin of Rhae.
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Yep
Ghost in the sun said:
Everyone favourite Lara! Could she steal Daemon heart like Fanhunter plans?
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Not likely but things can happen.
Ghost in the sun said:
And Crackhall... Who is another westerlander, did we bring all the man in the west for this?
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We recruited from the west and the Lannisters are pissed at the essosi who tricked them.
Ghost in the sun said:
I forgot poor Ser Edwyle Frey who hopefully wont be late to the battle
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He isn't walders brood so probably not
Fanhunter696 said:
@Magoose since once we conquer the Stepstones it is extremely likely that the "Brethren Court" will be placed there... Is Visereys going to bother to make Father's Old Friends Ryal Privateers for the sake of keeping appearances (having pirates under your employ looks kind of bad)?
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I will not say.
Fanhunter696 said:
Dammit, can we hire him to look for Gael
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No
Alexander Sturnn said:
...I just read who that is and goddamn, we NEED to interact with this guy!
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He is fun.
Tabascoheath said:
I advise a healthy caution, OG Henderson died in a blaze of glory and personally I'd rather not be in arms reach of the beast that Euron prays to.
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Well we can try to kill god… it might fit for our current situation considering we are highly… protagonist energy.
 
Oh and one more thing:

Aegor… stop trying to one up us… it's not going to work, even if you have those skills to try

Also: Corlys, what the hell was that?

And Daemon… okay Daemon I know you are mourning but there are healthier ways to do that.
 
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Tabascoheath said:
What's the weeb done now? Has he burned the enemy flagship right off that bat?
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No… but he's caught up to daemon in several aspects.

Unfortunately for us.
Fanhunter696 said:
He is the naruto to our Sasuke, what did you expect?
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He found Jiraya Sensei and he took levels in badass.
Ghost in the sun said:
What Corlys did do? Crit fail?
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No… worse.

He rolled Bog Standerd.

The greatest of sins.
 
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But really though I have rolled for everyone on that list.

Quite a few surprised me.

Orhers really surprised me by how bad they were…

And the last few exceeded my expectations.
 
Magoose said:
But really though I have rolled for everyone on that list.

Quite a few surprised me.

Orhers really surprised me by how bad they were…

And the last few exceeded my expectations.
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THE MAGOOSE DICE!!! THE MAGOOSE DICE ARE REAL!!!

Honestly I don't expect anything out of these rolls anymore, I just vote and wait to see what happens like some biologist making a new chemical weapon that targets every other piece of corn.
 
Magoose said:
Orhers really surprised me by how bad they were…
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Hopefully, neither Alicent nor Rhaenyra rolled so badly that they would get themselves killed...

And I am also curious about Lady Lannister... Knowing her inspiration if she has rolled well enough she may have dueled Daemon, wound him, and now they are friends with privileges...
 
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I hope that isnt Rhaenyra and Alicent having a miscarriage...

Damm now I regretting not bringing Ser Cole it would have been a perfect opportunity for him to get killed.

But seriously did some of the more 'wallflower' characters hit a nat 100, while some of the more famous ones got low rolls? Did Ser Edwyle became Ser Edwyle the Swift arriving just in time to save Ace the Monkey brother from being executed in Torturers Deep?
 
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