And What a Dance it Was (NO SV, War is Coming, Prepare)

Well Lucien family is actually safe. Dad no longer mute and looks like he'll stay the Admiral of Dragonstone. Even got a new sister.

People like Rhaenyra and Rhaenys are afraid of Lucien for killing someone trying to kill his mother. Guess we'll see how this goes.

Lucien now lord Commander of the City Watch. Yeah this is probably a test by Viserys. For what I'm not sure but we do want Lucien to succeed. So need to train skills that help organize the Goldcloaks into something great. If we do well Viserys might allow Lucien to give eggs to his siblings.
 
For skills I think criminologie, stewardship, logistics for the more admin side
For the mental skills i am unsure maybe meditation, anger managment and time managment?
 
@Magoose Question. If we train something akin to Anger Management, will we be able to mitigate Wrathful's negative effects/focus our anger towards more productive effect? Or will it just get rid of Wrathful altogether?
Doing that won't lose traits. Personal Actions do that.

Sorry, but training and actually getting help for said issues are two very different things.
Oh, thank all the Gods...
Thank Mellisandre... I cannot believe I wrote those words.

But at least her entire thing is done, and we will not see her again for several generations.

Hopefully.
As for the rest...Well, we helped Daemon deal with his Issues, we can surely get a grip on ours. Hopefully.
And poor Rhea and kids...let's hope we can help them.
Daemon will be able to do some things to help make himself feel better.

And Rhea... Well Rhea has to live with never doing anything she loves ever again.
Well Lucien family is actually safe. Dad no longer mute and looks like he'll stay the Admiral of Dragonstone. Even got a new sister.
Got to love that.
People like Rhaenyra and Rhaenys are afraid of Lucien for killing someone trying to kill his mother. Guess we'll see how this goes.
They think we will take our anger out on people by conducting a reign of terror on kings Landing. That is something that remains to be seen, but with this crime wave? It can get worse.
Lucien now lord Commander of the City Watch. Yeah this is probably a test by Viserys. For what I'm not sure but we do want Lucien to succeed. So need to train skills that help organize the Goldcloaks into something great. If we do well Viserys might allow Lucien to give eggs to his siblings.
I think Viserys is about to give Lucien Dragon eggs anyway. Mostly because he needs to really reward him.

But don't worry, we have tons of shit to do when we take command.
 
...We may need to treat things carefully. Those expetations + Wrathfull and Ruthless means we might get too close to something like that if we aren't careful...
 
[]This is a Plan
-[]Train skill: Administration
-[]Train skill: Command
-[]Train skill: Time management
-[]Personal action
-[]Personal action
-[]Personal action

So I made this conceptual plan with the idea that we should spec into Admin and Command, train time management for later turns, and then throw ourselves into our new position with the other half of our actions. I feel that getting time management as good as we can get it is pretty integral, but not as integral as getting administration and command for the promotion. Obviously we can only guess what Magoose will give us for personal actions so that section might grow or shrink but I'd like to keep it at three actions. Any other Ideas?
 
...We may need to treat things carefully. Those expetations + Wrathfull and Ruthless means we might get too close to something like that if we aren't careful...
All I shall say is this:

If you aren't doing at least one massacre to stop a riot, and to get people to fear the watch... You aren't doing things right.
 
The Goldcloaks do need to be feared. If they aren't then people are gonna continue to break the law. If Lucien just so happens to do a good job and gain the loyalty of the Goldcloaks? Even better. Just need to get skills trained up like administration and command.
 
The Rumor Mill 4
The Rumor Mill 4:

The Crownlands:D100 => 22

The Valyrian Faithful and that of the Faith of the Seven clashes, riots in the streets of religious and sectarian violence. Many of the attacks occurred after worship hours, on the holy days of SEven and the Faithful.

Bloody gang violence leads to the maiming and death on both sides. With the Septons and the Stormsingers riling up their respective flocks to take up arms.

To take up weapons to destroy each other.

Reward: The Faiths of King's landing have decided that there will be war in the streets. And that the Faith will not stop until the Valyrians are under their boot, and the Valyrians won't stop until the faith learns to fear the storms.
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The Riverlands:D100 => 50

Lord Grover Tully could only give his support to the King and his mission. But that was all he could give, as discovered, to his dismay that someone was stealing from his treasury.

And he needed to stop it.

Reward: Tully has other things to worry about than Lucien's issues.
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The Westerlands:D100 => 74

Lord Tymond Lannister had done more than what the Kign asked. He sent over one hundred mounted men at arms and twenty thousand dragons to pay for additional mercenaries.

This expedition would be profitable, and would blood many of his finest swords.

Reward: The West goes all in on this raid.
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The North:D100 => 97

The North Smashed the King Beyond the Wall with the Watch.

So much was done that it was near impossible to say.

The War was quick. It was easy, and Lord Stark got to go home without any ill effect.

There is also news from Winterfell… They have found something in the Godswood.

It was a Valyrian Steel Sword.

And a body.

Reward: Mystery in the north.
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The Iron Islands:D100 => 77

25 longships are ready to reave and destroy the Coastlines of Dorne, with or without the permission of the Crown.

And they aren't waiting for permission.
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The Reach:D100 => 7
The Stormlands:D100 => 4

The Stormlands and REachlords did not supply men or supplies to the expedition, despite the king's request.

But the Reach did something far worse than just refusing the King.

They said that if Lucien the Silent ever stepped foot in the reach, they could not guarantee his safety.

Reward: It seems Viserys has issues.

Lots of issues he needs to deal with.
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The Vale:D100 => 2

The Hilltribes have risen again. And they are striking hard.
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DorneD100 => 99
The Three Daughters:D100 => 92


The Prince of Dorne blew smoke from his pipe as the Magistrate of the three daughters. And then he laughed. "You killed your daughter to get this?"

"My daughter was foolish for thinking she could use magic to harm the Iron Throne, and she did not have my leave. Now I have an army led by the man who killed her about to rampage through my lands. I have iron born ready to destroy my western coastline… and you think I killed my daughter? No, she killed herself by her own actions. But she did manage to create quite a rift due to her actions that we can benefit from."

"How so?" The Magistrate asked.

"The Reachlords are all but in rebellion due to Lucien the Silents' rise to power, and King's Landing is suffering from Religious turmoil. The King will have to focus on keeping his nation afloat. While we can profit greatly together."

"And you will allow Prince Daemon to rampage through your lands?" He asked.

"They will not do much, the information we have received from court assures us they will not go past the boneway, and we can handle the loss at this time."

"To an alliance of equals." the prince raised a wine glass.

Reward: THe Alliance has been cemented.
 
Reward: The Faiths of King's landing have decided that there will be war in the streets. And that the Faith will not stop until the Valyrians are under their boot, and the Valyrians won't stop until the faith learns to fear the storms.
I knew this was going to happen, we're going to have to take sides in this and the faith may have decided for us. I say we use the position of Lord commander to carve out a place of power for our stormsingers to preach.

On the other hand if this goes wrong we could be looking at a recreation of the cathar heresy, and I really don't want to see that happen.
 
I knew this was going to happen, we're going to have to take sides in this and the faith may have decided for us. I say we use the position of Lord commander to carve out a place of power for our stormsingers to preach.

On the other hand if this goes wrong we could be looking at a recreation of the cathar heresy, and I really don't want to see that happen.
Here is something I will say:

The Faith is about to go through a powershift that will be very heavily towards Viserys soon, in a year or two.

Meaning you just need to prevent the two sides from actually starting bloody violence until then, and then things should simmer down... a lot.

And by a lot, it means the Reach won't hate you anymore, because you are a Targaryen, and they fear you will destroy the Starry Sept if they are not careful.
 
Yessssss finally we get to burn the free city finnnaly we shall bring a socialist revolution to the world(I'm jk) but we still get to burn a lot of people in holy fire.
 
WE need to end each of our speach to the Gold Cloaks, Court Small council or King with 'Ceterum censeo Dornem esse delendam', in HIgh Valyrian, of course.

 
"Burn the fields, salt the earth, turn the deserts to glass."
-Sherman's Daemon's march to the sea
 
Welp the situation in Kingslanding gonna need a firm hand to handle this mess. Got to show the Faith and Valyrian gods that no violence is allowed in this city. Time for Lucien to make the color Gold be feared.

A few houses going to Dorne to help Daemon raid a little bit. Surprised the Reach and Stormland marcher lords aren't helping from them not liking Dorne. Though maybe they are and just wasn't mentioned? Still the Marcher lords got to love Daemon and Lucien for killing a Martell?
 
Not sure about Stormland, but I guess the Reach may be busy trying to resolve their internal issues before a dragon rider is sent to RESOLVE it in the traditional method.
 
Welp the situation in Kingslanding gonna need a firm hand to handle this mess. Got to show the Faith and Valyrian gods that no violence is allowed in this city. Time for Lucien to make the color Gold be feared
Good thing we gained several traits that will help us and have one of the best killers around to really screw things up for us when enact our Justice upon them.
A few houses going to Dorne to help Daemon raid a little bit. Surprised the Reach and Stormland marcher lords aren't helping from them not liking Dorne. Though maybe they are and just wasn't mentioned? Still the Marcher lords got to love Daemon and Lucien for killing a Martell?
The marcher lords don't need to be brought up for raids. It's everyone else not being around for it.
Not sure about Stormland, but I guess the Reach may be busy trying to resolve their internal issues before a dragon rider is sent to RESOLVE it in the traditional method.
Daemon might fuck things up for us.
Good.

They can burn together when the time comes.
Knowing westeros/Essosi Allience a I give it ten years before it collapses… right on time for the sea snake and Daemon to go to war.
 
Good thing we gained several traits that will help us and have one of the best killers around to really screw things up for us when enact our Justice upon them.

Harold gonna be stopping Lucien from doing his job? Well Make sure it doesn't go too far but Lucien been pretty Just so don't think he'll go too far.

Daemon might fuck things up for us.
In what way and to who? The Reach? Did Daemon take sorta threat against Lucien personally?
 
Regardless of our new position, any chance we can help the situation in the Vale? Out of familiarity and pragmatism, I would like to help Rhea and her family. Until now, support from the Vale was great, we cannot lose it.

Now, any idea to help/deal with the Tribe's uprising would very helpful. But I have some specifics in mind regarding Rhae Royce:
Commissioning the best wheelchair possible, alongside spare parts, and giving it to Rhae as a gift of appreciation.
Didn't take too long for Tyrion to do so for Brann, and Westeros has been technologically stagnant for centuries, so...

Besides, simple wheelchairs have been a thing for millennia. Like this one from the 8th century:


And I would like to also send a messenger with letters to her and her daughters, specially one for Baela: Pretty much telling her that we fully understand what she is going through, specially after almost losing our mother and being force to choose to let her die.
And she shouldn't bare the fault of what happened to her mother, she didn't do anything wrong, and if she still believes so, turn your focus in productive things:
Helping her mother and sister as much as possible, and working to make the tribes pay for their crimes. To use the hatred of vengeance as useful fuel.
 
Harold gonna be stopping Lucien from doing his job? Well Make sure it doesn't go too far but Lucien been pretty Just so don't think he'll go too far.
He's mostly there to protect Lucien restore order and help him out if needed.
In what way and to who? The Reach? Did Daemon take sorta threat against Lucien personally?
The answer to all of those questions is yes.
Now, any idea to help/deal with the Tribe's uprising would very helpful. But I have some specifics in mind regarding Rhae Royce:
Commissioning the best wheelchair possible, alongside spare parts, and giving it to Rhae as a gift of appreciation
Westeros has wheel chairs, in fact they have far more… well 15th century wheelchairs.
Besides, simple wheelchairs have been a thing for millennia. Like this one from the 8th century
I know.
And I would like to also send a messenger with letters to her and her daughters, specially one for Baela: Pretty much telling her that we fully understand what she is going through, specially after almost losing our mother and being force to choose to let her die
Remember they are little older then toddlers, 5 years old. You'd have to speak really simply for them.
And she shouldn't bare the fault of what happened to her mother, she didn't do anything wrong, and if she still believes so, turn your focus in productive things:
Helping her mother and sister as much as possible, and working to make the tribes pay for their crimes. To use the hatred of vengeance as useful fuel
You are going to need to write in for that if you like.
 
Finally back on my computer
King Viserys:D100 => 98

Viserys looked at both of you, fury in his eyes. "They will demand blood for this."

"Brother, they were" Daemon protested.

"Silence!" He shouted as you shuddered in fear, and Daemon looked down away from his brother. "You mock my authority, you commit murder, for your justice!"

"She wanted to murder my Mother!" You shouted, and the entire room, even the King went silent. "And I would not let her."

At that moment, the King looked old. Very old… Like he lost years of his life hearing that very simple news.

He then took a moment to think. "I will send a Raven to the Princess of Dorne. Let her know what has happened. Then if she responds poorly… Prince Daemon will go south, and deal with them."

Daemon was surprised. "Me."

"You want to fight Daemon… you shall. Do what you may, but send a message to the dornish. This will not be tolerated."

Reward: Viserys does not punish you, in fact, he does support the action. However, his still furious you took matters into your own hands and killed her by letting her fall to her death.
Well, Viserys keeps reminding us why he was a pretty great King and would have been in the top three alongside his father and Daemon the Good if Aegon II, her mother and the Incel didn´t start shit up.
Queen Aemma Arryn:D100 => 17

There was nothing much she could do before her birth. But it was not to be. A girl was stillborn.

Another dead child.

She fears that the curse that Prince Daemon told her about was for her. Even though the news showed it went to Visanya.

Reward: Another horrible tragedy for House Targaryen. Made worse by fear and paranoia.
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct... Just be glad that your secret cousin acted like a Lightning Rod in this one.


Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen:D100 => 88

The Princess has taken to court like a duck in water, as she was happily socializing with the ladies of the court, and she has used her freedom to ride her dragon.

Even though she is a girl, her family is still trying for children and a sibling… She has the freedom to do well. And the influence that she does not realize she has.

But one of the things she learned is responsibility. She has become the cupbearer to her father and joins him in his meetings.

If she learns just how much influence.

But one of the things she learned is how much her friendship with Lucien has put her in danger. How much it will show her how dangerous the world is.

How dangerous Lucien is.

She learned that Lucien was far more dangerous than even Daemon.

Daemon had certain chaotic impulses, yes, but they could be seen. sometimes

Lucien?

No one could see just what he planned to do. And that made him more frightening than anyone dared believe.

Reward: Rhaenyra learns she has power in court. As well as gaining the cupbearer Title, and participates in the Small Council Meetings.

She is also terrified of you, mostly for the simple fact that you are more dangerous than Daemon. Because no one knows what you will do next.
Well, on one hand it is great to see Rhaenyra doing so well in court, on the other hand it is a shame to see how one of our best friends is so afraid of us...

I hope that we can patch things up with her in the coming turns
Prince Daemon:D100 => 49

Daemon was furious. "You're sending me away?!" He swore as he paced the room. "You need me!"

"I need the Prince who is the best warrior in the realm, leading this exhibition. This show of force." Viserys stated. "Raid a few towns and villages if you like, burn some men, but this will go no further than the Boneway. There will be peace, with a show of strength! You will get the war you want!"

"This isn't war, this is a raid to strike fear into Peasants and serfs. They will see this as toothless and reactive!"

"That may be. But we will show force in this matter. Even though I despise this!" Viserys ordered. "Now go. Go before I change my mind."

Daemon bowed and left.

Reward: Daemon has been given orders to raid Dorne with the Dondarrion Raiders. Merely to show force, nothing more. Viserys does not wish to start a war but show strength.

Daemon is angry that he is given rules of engagement that do not allow him to use his full power.
Well, not too bad, Viserys is too prudent as usual but not bad.
Rhae Royce:D100 => 3
Baela:D100 => 14
Severity:D100 => 85

Rhae Royce was watching her daughter fly when the dragon swooped low. The Hill Tribes were attacking, and she was trying to get to her.

She needed to fly away, to fly back towards Runestone. To get back to her sister.

But Rhae did not see the arrow hit her horse, nor did she see the rock that shattered across her back.

She could feel nothing, feel nothing and do nothing as her horse remained on top of her. She could not move anything… even if she could she had no weapons.

She knew she was going to die. Baela was also barely hanging onto her dragon, the rope that kept her tethered to her dragon's back was fraying, breaking and her screams were deafening.

She was going to die as well, terrified and alone, and you couldn't save her.

And you wanted to scream, to draw the tribesmen's attention away from her. Give her any chance to stay alive.

Rhaena:D100 => 94

But when you screamed, there was a roar. A roar of Dreamer. And Rhaena leading your men to your rescue. Twenty knights of the Vale, of Runestone following a dragon into battle.

Your daughter saved you.
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You wished she hadn't. The Maester did the best he could, but he said that the damage was done, and permanent. He had done a very invasive surgery to get some of the spinal disks back into place… you almost died.

You could move your arms, move your head, close your hands, write and read. But you could not move.

You could not ride, could not move your body… do anything that brought you joy.

Baela was not much better. The ride towards Runestone and the rescue by her sister had made her go to sleep with her dragon, going nowhere when the Dragon was in her sight.

She also believed it was all her fault for your injuries. And did not want to speak to you out of shame.

Whereas Rhaena was hailed a hero of the Vale, for saving her family.

Reward: Rhae Royce is paralyzed from the chest down, able to move her arms and head, but nothing more. She cannot do what she used to enjoy.

Baela is traumatized by the event, having blamed herself for the event, and never leaving the side of her dragon. She also refuses to see her mother, as she believes she is the reason she is paralyzed.

Rhaena is treated like a hero and likes the spotlight in defeating the tribesmen of the Vale.
Fuck, that is terrible... Poor Rhae and Baela, I hope that we can visit the vale soon, we may not be ableo to do much, but we can at least be there for our Family
Corlys the Sea Snake:D100 => 49

Corlys tried and failed to convince the King that attacking the Dornish economically would be a far greater attack on Dorne and their ability to wage war. There were many things they could do, and they had the ability to blockade the entire peninsula.

But Viserys refused. He wanted a quick show of strength. He just wanted it to be over, and not drag it into a greater conflict.

Reward: Corlys was ignored.
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Princess Rhaenys Targaryen:D100 => 52

The Princess was rather bemused at the Death of the Princess but realized that something was dreadfully wrong with young Lucien.

Wrong enough that she needed to talk to him. Before he made things any worse.

Lord Laenor Velaryon:D100 => 59
Lady Laena Velaryon:D100 => 67

The two of them decided to have fun and become better dragon riders.

Laena was obviously the better rider.
Well, nothing really worth noting, but I love how the Belaryons seems to be immune to "May you live interesting times" curse.
Maelor Rivers:D100 => 3

Maelor rivers died to the Cannibal.

Maelor's Sons:D100 => 98

But his sons succeeded from where he failed. His eldest, Aegor, called the Black, A boy of 13, tamed the Cannibal by feeding his father's corpse to the Monster, mounting the dragon, and stabbing the beast in the neck, controlling it through brute force and power.

Already when he returned he requested a saddle of Steel be made, and spiked chains.

His brothers, Aeyns and Maegor found two dragon eggs that were in the cave, somehow not eaten by the Cannibal in his binges. And they hatched.

Reward: It seems Maegor's line is starting to fuck things up.

And hatch dragons.
Well, it seems like we have found our rival... I am a great defender of not making the sons pay for the sins of the father, BUT I cannot read this part of the update without listening to Boss Music in my head.
Maester Vaegon:D100 => 78

He looked at the Red Witch and nodded. "I take it you are here for your payment?"

"Yes." Mellesandre stated.

He handed over the book. "Now leave, your services are no longer required."

"What does a maester need for a bastard boy's mother?" She asked.

"You will know in time." He stated.
Dammit, Cousin if we met we are going to kiss you in the lips...

And Melissandre can have any of our body fluids for her weird Voodo thingy

Visanya:D100 => 100
Will Save:D100 => 97
Valaar:D100 => 76
Aegon:D100 => 59
Jaehaerys:D100 => 59
Viserys:D100 => 54

Valaar looked at his frightened children and stared deeply into her eyes. "Visanya." He stepped forward as she held the knife to her throat speaking for the first time in years. Not that it mattered, if his curse killed him... he'd rather be with the woman he loved. "This isn't you."

"I know." She said. "Get our children away from here, do not let them be hurt."

"I know. Boys, go to the ship." He stated, speaking with sternness, as the boys ran away towards the safety of his ship.

"Save yourself." She demanded as Valaar stepped forward. "I don't know how long I can stop myself." She said, as her hands shook.

Valaar stepped forward. "I don't care. Because I have you, and I will always have you." He stepped forward, and fire exploded from the pit, and the house began to set ablaze.

"I don't want to die." She said as she embraced him. "I don't want to hurt you, or anyone else."

Valaar embraced his wife and took a look at his burning home. "Don't leave me alone." She whispered.

Valaar didn't, as flames consumed them.
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The fact he was still alive, even when you should be dead, said more about the situation you were in, rather than the fact a girl was born among the ashes. Visanya gave birth in the flames.

And the girl was healthy and alive.

Reward: the Family survived, and the curse broke.

Though the Local Valyrian religious leaders basically thought the Dragonmount was about to explode and thought the girl needed to be sacrifice.

They were talked out of it after they realized the Fire from the Dragonmount was from THe Cannibal being tamed, and they went back home to celebrate.

The Three brothers were safe, and not traumatized at all by their mother threatening suicide.

You have a little sister now, Visanya the Younger. Your sister has been touched by fire magic.

The Fire Magic also broke the curse on your father.

He lost the Mute Trait.
Well, there is sonly one thing appropriate for us

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs&ab_channel=Rubba

@Magoose would you mind explaining to us how our parents broke the Unbreakable Curse?

Special Event Roll:D100 => 81

Queen Aemma was not happy, but neither was the king at this. "Arise Lucien." Viserys ordered and you did.

"We need to reward a great hero of the Realm for his service. But unfortunately, we ask for one more thing of you. King's Landing is a lawless place, and our Watch needs a new Lord Commander. We ask that you take command, and bring peace to King's landing."

You nodded. You were being ordered to do so… but right now, it was not the worst thing.


Reward:

Gain Trait Ruthless: You do not see anything that can stop you from achieving victory. Nothing will stop you from doing what needs to be done. (+10 to certain actions. +10 to combat rolls. -10 to certain social rolls)

Gain Trait: Wrathful: You are angry, focused, and filled with a rage that cannot be controlled by simple means. It can only be unleashed in a fury of anger and rage. (+20 to combat rolls. -10 to social rolls.)

Title Gained: Lord Commander of the City Watch.

There is a crime wave in King's Landing and there are not many that the King sees that can stomp it out. Save for a dragon rider, and a prince.

You cannot refuse as they are more punishing you, and wishing for you to remain in the city. Something tells you that Viserys has plans for you. But you do not know what.

Ser Harold Westerling will be your Kingsguard assigned to protect you and assist you with your duties.
Well, it is a good assignment for us, lets turn the City Watch in a worthy force...

Besides that, damm we are literally a meat grinder with those new traits... A shame our social interactions will suffer from that.
The North:D100 => 97

The North Smashed the King Beyond the Wall with the Watch.

So much was done that it was near impossible to say.

The War was quick. It was easy, and Lord Stark got to go home without any ill effect.

There is also news from Winterfell… They have found something in the Godswood.

It was a Valyrian Steel Sword.

And a body.

Reward: Mystery in the north.
Well, happy to see how our bros in the North are doing it alright... And fuck me we may even get a Valyrian steel sword before the Dance Starts...
DorneD100 => 99
The Three Daughters:D100 => 92


The Prince of Dorne blew smoke from his pipe as the Magistrate of the three daughters. And then he laughed. "You killed your daughter to get this?"

"My daughter was foolish for thinking she could use magic to harm the Iron Throne, and she did not have my leave. Now I have an army led by the man who killed her about to rampage through my lands. I have iron born ready to destroy my western coastline… and you think I killed my daughter? No, she killed herself by her own actions. But she did manage to create quite a rift due to her actions that we can benefit from."

"How so?" The Magistrate asked.

"The Reachlords are all but in rebellion due to Lucien the Silents' rise to power, and King's Landing is suffering from Religious turmoil. The King will have to focus on keeping his nation afloat. While we can profit greatly together."

"And you will allow Prince Daemon to rampage through your lands?" He asked.

"They will not do much, the information we have received from court assures us they will not go past the boneway, and we can handle the loss at this time."

"To an alliance of equals." the prince raised a wine glass.

Reward: THe Alliance has been cemented.
Well you should be worried about us. our actions basically tuned us into Daemon before the Stepstones. Chaoitic, angry and able to do anything...
Well, fortunately, our whole family survived, and that can help a lot when we decide to face those demons...
Really, fuck these guys... They are the fucking textbook definition of Karma Houdini...
Thank Mellisandre... I cannot believe I wrote those words.

But at least her entire thing is done, and we will not see her again for several generations.

Hopefully.
TBH, I fully expect her to drop one day at our door, Jedi Recruiter style, and try to take our new sister... She is literally born from fire, and you know how Red Priests acts when we have such a portent...
Here is something I will say:

The Faith is about to go through a powershift that will be very heavily towards Viserys soon, in a year or two.

Meaning you just need to prevent the two sides from actually starting bloody violence until then, and then things should simmer down... a lot.

And by a lot, it means the Reach won't hate you anymore, because you are a Targaryen, and they fear you will destroy the Starry Sept if they are not careful.
Let´s make them remember that one of the few good things about Westeros is that Freedom of Cult is pretty much universally respected...
 
Well, Viserys keeps reminding us why he was a pretty great King and would have been in the top three alongside his father and Daemon the Good if Aegon II, her mother and the Incel didn´t start shit up
Well the problem is, for all his good stuff as a king he was a very shit man and family man.

If he were any better as a husband or a father… the dance could have been averted.
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct... Just be glad that your secret cousin acted like a Lightning Rod in this one
We aren't a secret cousin. Our identity is known. Well known in fact.
Well, on one hand it is great to see Rhaenyra doing so well in court, on the other hand it is a shame to see how one of our best friends is so afraid of us...
We are really the Sasuke of the Targaryen family at the moment.

We'll be okay.
I hope that we can patch things up with her in the coming turns
It's totally possible.
Well, not too bad, Viserys is too prudent as usual but not bad
He is a good king when it comes to delegation.
Fuck, that is terrible... Poor Rhae and Baela, I hope that we can visit the vale soon, we may not be ableo to do much, but we can at least be there for our Family
We won't be able to, as we have duties.
Well, nothing really worth noting, but I love how the Belaryons seems to be immune to "May you live interesting times" curse
Yeah but they have other curses.
Well, it seems like we have found our rival... I am a great defender of not making the sons pay for the sins of the father, BUT I cannot read this part of the update without listening to Boss Music in my head
Well they will be rivals. Especially one of them may soon become a mirror to us.
Dammit, Cousin if we met we are going to kiss you in the lips...

And Melissandre can have any of our body fluids for her weird Voodo thingy
Vaegon has his own adventures to do.
@Magoose would you mind explaining to us how our parents broke the Unbreakable Curse?
In due time.
Well, it is a good assignment for us, lets turn the City Watch in a worthy force...

Besides that, damm we are literally a meat grinder with those new traits... A shame our social interactions will suffer from that
We can get better… eventually.
Well, happy to see how our bros in the North are doing it alright... And fuck me we may even get a Valyrian steel sword before the Dance Starts
Maybe.
Really, fuck these guys... They are the fucking textbook definition of Karma Houdini...
Eventually.
TBH, I fully expect her to drop one day at our door, Jedi Recruiter style, and try to take our new sister... She is literally born from fire, and you know how Red Priests acts when we have such a portent
I mean now it might happen, thanks for the idea.
Let´s make them remember that one of the few good things about Westeros is that Freedom of Cult is pretty much universally respected
It's one of the few things that Aegon and company really can say they made the world a better place for.

I shit you not other kingdoms before the iron Throne did not have that luxery.

Maegor just cemented it.
 
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