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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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DragonParadox said:
Its 150ft long and 35 ft wide at its widest point. I'll see about making a map in the morning
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I don't think that can possibly be right; you asserted earlier that a 50-foot radius spell was unable to catch at least two of four 10x20 groups coming from belowdecks, but there's no possible configuration of four groups on a 150x35 vessel which wouldn't make at least two of those groups vulnerable. The ship must allow for 100-foot separation between all steel devil squads so it's got to be more like 300-400 feet long.

Unless I've misunderstood something?
 
Summon 1d3 Bone Devils with at-will Wall of Ice?

1d3 Movanic Deva with Anti-magic field?

1d3 Fiendish Giant Octopus with 9 Improved Grab attacks?
 
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DarkLight140 said:
I don't think that can possibly be right; you asserted earlier that a 50-foot radius spell was unable to catch at least two of four 10x20 groups coming from belowdecks, but there's no possible configuration of four groups on a 150x35 vessel which wouldn't make at least two of those groups vulnerable. The ship must allow for 100-foot separation between all steel devil squads so it's got to be more like 300-400 feet long.

Unless I've misunderstood something?
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*sigh*

No that's a case of me messing up the proportions. The ship has to be bigger then.
 
Just for the record, am I the only one that feels we are on the wrong side of this whole situation?

It's as if the ship transporting the Evil Party, who was hired to escort the Coatl, rolled craptastic on the random encounter chart.
 
Azel said:
Just for the record, am I the only one that feels we are on the wrong side of this whole situation?

It's as if the ship transporting the Evil Party, who was hired to escort the Coatl, rolled craptastic on the random encounter chart.
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'Your opponent had a Critical Success in contracting a Red Dragon and his coterie.'

'What? Bullshit, he can't afford the Dragon let alone the rest.'

'He promised half the take.'

''So he somehow found the only agreeable Dragon within 3 planes and as many centuries? Fan-bloody-tastic.'
 
Deliste said:
'Your opponent had a Critical Success in contracting a Red Dragon and his coterie.'

'What? Bullshit, he can't afford the Dragon let alone the rest.'

'He promised half the take.'

''So he somehow found the only agreeable Dragon within 3 planes and as many centuries? Fan-bloody-tastic.'
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"The Dragon was distracted and, being Lawful, doesn't want to back out of the deal."
 
By the way, if we need to be pay to take the ship as our part of the loot then we should do so. DP told me over PM that as a show of good faith for showing such initiative the Shaitan Grand Vizier would give us the bounty for it as if it were an Efreeti ship.
 
Duesal said:
By the way, if we need to be pay to take the ship as our part of the loot then we should do so. DP told me over PM that as a show of good faith for showing such initiative the Shaitan Grand Vizier would give us the bounty for it as if it were an Efreeti ship.
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Shouldn't need the ship to claim the bounty, that is not generally how it works.
 
Deliste said:
'Yeah sure, a Lawful Red Dragon. I suppose an exile from his lands, determined to overshadow the dark history of his house and opposed to his own baser nature. Probably here to free the slaves and rockin the name Drizzt. Pffft'

''Well his name isn't Drizzt...'
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"Every word you've just said have made us violently angry!"

"Look guys you can recover from this still."

"How?!"

"Well the dragon is opposed to slavery despite working with these pirates. You could offer to surrender into his custody."

"And die a dog's death?"

"He'd kill anyone threatening you after giving word of clemency just on principle, up to and including an Arch-Duke's aspect."

"...THAT WAS HIM?!?! :o"
 
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So, no votes yet.

I wanna take over the golems for ourselves. I don't care where they come from, those are wonderful hidden guardians for our ships
 
Paradosi said:
I think Crake's talkin' about Mereth, TNE. :p
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That was the allusion, but he pointed out how I accidentally part of the sentence, which implied the exact opposite of what it was meant to say.

Because I am kind of half-delirious right now and underestimated how much insomnia will fuck you up.

Good news: I can now make it to the end of a shift without nearly blacking out.

Bad news: Still not good enough to risk not using a car pool next week, and still not good enough to actually be functional as a human entity after I get home.
 
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Crake said:
That was the allusion, but he pointed out how I accidentally part of the sentence, which implied the exact opposite of what it was meant to say.

Because I am kind of half-delirious right now and underestimated how much insomnia will fuck you up.

Good news: I can now make it to the end of a shift without nearly blacking out.

Bad news: Still not good enough to risk not using a car pool next week, and still not good enough to actually be functional as a human entity after I get home.
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Have some freaking sleep man. Seriously. Go the the bathroom in your office and have a nap on the toilet or something. If you are discovered claim that it was all due to some burritos or something.
 
Tomcost said:
Have some freaking sleep man. Seriously. Go the the bathroom in your office and have a nap on the toilet or something. If you are discovered claim that it was all due to some burritos or something.
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I'm already home so it's chill. I'm trying to get some writing done. The brain may complain about existential nonsense but omakes won't wait... no they won't... they won't wait for anyone. Not even entropy.
 
Crake said:
I'm already home so it's chill. I'm trying to get some writing done. The brain may complain about existential nonsense but omakes won't wait... no they won't... they won't wait for anyone. Not even entropy.
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Sleep comes first. Save the sleep-deprived tactic for when you are writing about the Far Realm.

...and I need to finish my omake series too. Your determination has motivated me! Now go off to sleep, there will be an omake already.
 
[X] Kill all the Steel Devils

Devils can summon more devils, this battle started much better than I expected but let us not push our luck and let this fight drag on... especially since we already fought earlier.
 
[X] Kill all the Steel Devils

Might as well. But I still want Steel Chant Standards for each Legion. Would go great with the Heroic Banners and Dawn Mead. Good symmetry. Standard crafted out of LE parts hoisting a LN Banner by men drinking LG Mead. A good set of mystic boosters.
 
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