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"Nine million bottles of blood on the wall, nine million bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, nine million and one bottles of blood on the wall..."
"Nine million bottles of blood on the wall, nine million bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, nine million and one bottles of blood on the wall..."
You count down, not up."Nine million bottles of blood on the wall, nine million bottles of blood. Take one down, pass it around, nine million and one bottles of blood on the wall..."
Not if you're a vampire who doesn't want to get really depressed when you reach zero you don't.
What? 10,000 years is plenty of time to drive selection. That's several hundred generations of humans.Well, sure, but evolutionary pressure over the mere 10,000 years or so we've had cities isn't enough to drive selection really- any changes in humans we've seen since then are almost certainly driven by sexual preferences rather than elimination of the less fit. Means there's no consistent impetus behind the stuff evopsych tries to explain. (Poorly, IMHO.)
Oh, I think it's worse. Cities have been 'population sinks' for much of human history. People who liked cities went to cities and disproportionately died without issue. Romanticising country life probably is our adaptation to city life.I think you misunderstood. The point of the post is that it's been too short for evolutionary adaptation to cities. But that means that cities and modern life in general is something we're not adapted to.
It's true that evolution can happen really quickly, but that requires extermely high pressure and trait/survival correlation. Something like dog breeding is one extreme example, where some trait is both necessary and (nearly) sufficient to ensure procreation, because it's enforced.What? 10,000 years is plenty of time to drive selection. That's several hundred generations of humans.
For reference, here's what can be done in six generations of strongly directed selection.
The horse was only domesticated about 5000 years ago and that's already been bred into variations so far apart they're technically species in the sense they can't interbreed, not for genetic reasons, but because they'd need a stepladder during sex if you want a 50cm horse to get it on with a 200cm horse.
I thought about cities, but I'm honestly not sure it applies. Yes, cities kill more than are born. But on the other hand, that would provide relatively strong pressure to adapt to the lethal issues of cities (though this is mostly disease, less the mental problems that kicked off this discussion). I wouldn't be surprised if some families who had a long history of city life are more disease resistant. It's just that proving this is a goddamn nightmare.Oh, I think it's worse. Cities have been 'population sinks' for much of human history. People who liked cities went to cities and disproportionately died without issue. Romanticising country life probably is our adaptation to city life.
"Don't move to the city" counts as an adaptation to lethal issues of the city in an evolutionary sense.It's true that evolution can happen really quickly, but that requires extermely high pressure and trait/survival correlation. Something like dog breeding is one extreme example, where some trait is both necessary and (nearly) sufficient to ensure procreation, because it's enforced.
But I think the pressure on humans isn't at that level. Though, it's not that we haven't changed. Lactose tolerance for example is something that only really helps if you actually keep animals. And I've heard that white skin is partially driven by the fact that farmers get less vitamin D than hunters.
I thought about cities, but I'm honestly not sure it applies. Yes, cities kill more than are born. But on the other hand, that would provide relatively strong pressure to adapt to the lethal issues of cities (though this is mostly disease, less the mental problems that kicked off this discussion). I wouldn't be surprised if some families who had a long history of city life are more disease resistant. It's just that proving this is a goddamn nightmare.
thinking about it, she really is kinda torturing him. At least she could give him a book to read or somethingNot if you're a vampire who doesn't want to get really depressed when you reach zero you don't.
I agree with the spirit of this statement, but I think it's also worth bearing in mind that modern peoples living in modern cities are in a, from the perspective of evolutionary psychology, totally alien environment. You have no instinctual priming on how to cope with a crush of people so far in excess of what humans are actually wired for (see: Dunbar's number). From a less psychological perspective, it's fundamentally the same mechanism with rising cancer rates; it's not just a matter of more accurate diagnoses and longer lifespans (though it is that, too), it's the presence of potentially harmful, artificial carcinogens and radionuclides which mammals have undergone essentially zero selective pressure to adapt features which allow them to safely filter them out (See: lead crime hypothesis). I could ramble for a long time on the nitty gritty, but my point is that it's very likely that as human society has moved further and further away from the environment which ancient humans existed in, and were shaped by, that atypicalities of both the mind and body will become more common, at least barring some kind of treatment. Though, given the abundance of uh, easily accessible trauma in the Empire, things probably more than balance out.
Alkharad's view on the matter appears to have been that he wouldn't be conscious until his eventual return:thinking about it, she really is kinda torturing him. At least she could give him a book to read or something
Given how relaxed he acts there, I'd not be surprised if this was a process he'd experienced before, and in any case it seems safe to assume he's pretty well-informed on the subject. So I'm inclined to take his word for it."Why are you so casual about this?" you can't help but ask.
He smiles. "I'm a Vampire. Sure, you'll keep a close eye on my remains. Will your children? Your children's children? For me, tomorrow will be a new world, full of new beasts and new magics and people that have forgotten what I can do."
Branulhune cleaves through neck and spine, and does nothing to remove the smile that remains on Alkharad's withered lips.
What? 10,000 years is plenty of time to drive selection. That's several hundred generations of humans.
And I've heard that white skin is partially driven by the fact that farmers get less vitamin D than hunters.
Yeah I think I remember reading something about this specifically for Autism. It's went something like while living as a Medieval peasant would've sucked, it doesnt necessarily suck more for Autistic people than non-Autists/theyd be equal in the hazards of peasant life. A lot of triggers, such as bright lights, too much noise from people, certain smells, etc etc - - just wouldnt exist back then. And a lot of typical, repetative farm tasks--churning butter all day as an example--would be pretty mentally satisfying for a bunch of autistic people.
I agree that changelings were often used an an explanation for Autism, although the myth I usually here is that you have to put them on the fire/in the oven, and if they live the real child has returned, and if they die it was a changing anyway, so no great lossI read an interesting theory - only a theory, mind you! That the folkloric motif of changelings emerged as a way to explain people with autism.
Your child acts strange - nonverbal, unusual reactions to stimuli, hyperfixations - because they've been swapped with a faerie creature.
A common motif in the changeling narrative is that the human child is being raised by the faerie folk, and whatever happens to the changeling happens to the human child - creating extra incentive to treat the unusual child gently and kindly.
Well, maybe just a theory, but it sounds nice.
That is true, but some of those combinations I did like. Lore of the Wild with Beasts and Shadow seemed to fit to me, Chaos with Heaven seemed an interesting concept, Nurgle, Slaanesh and Tzeentch hit the right notes. Nehekhara made sense since those are the Lores they had access to and it fit their harmonisation and death themes, and I suppose Metal can fit into Vampires if you think of Metal like "the Programming Wind" where you set logic chains and "if then" statements into your zombies so they can actually function.Yeah, I've played around with trying to read deeper into all that, but it really seems like it was made with only mechanical considerations in mind, not revealing deeper secrets of the underlying metaphysics. They tried their best to make the combinations make as much sense as possible, but they were working within the very tight constraints of having to connect everything to two Winds and having a reasonable spread.
Maw actually seems like it'd fit pretty well with Heavens on account of the part where it's a space rock from space. Unfortunately it appears to actually be connected to Light, which uh...yeah, that's a bit trickier.Maw and Beasts sounds like a good fit, but I feel like I'm reaching to explain how Heaven ties into it.