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[X] HALL: No
[X] MEAT: Yes
[X] ARM: Yes
He's selling this for 800 gold because it's made of gold, probably with a markup because of its magical appearance. We know it's worth more than that, which means it's worth a lot more than that.
[X] NUT: No
Same logic in reverse for this one. Dark Elf selling it for 1000 knows exactly what it is, meaning it's either a massively inflated price, or it's a trap of some kind.
[X] PAPERS: Yes
 
[X] HALL: No

I don't think Mathilde can keep up her deep-cover status, and I don't think things will end well, and I don't want Mathilde spending the rest of her life hating herself for not somehow hulking out and liberating all the slaves in a Chaos Dwarf city.

[X] MEAT: Yes

We need the food.

[X] PAPERS: Yes

Deathbybunnies has a list:
Ah thank you.

I find the "warpstone" thing where they name it THREE TIMES in the list extra-hilarious, because you can just tell how that happened.

First some idiot brought unshielded warpstone into the city in a flimsy canvas bag going "nay, 'tis wyrdstone!" A disaster ensued.

Then some idiot (probably an ogre) brought it into the city in a flimsy canvas bag going "uh... warpstone, wyrdstone, what's that..." and a disaster ensued.

Now, forever after, for millennia, every poor bored Chaos Dwarf Customs Official has to end their spiel with "did you bring any green glowing rocks of any kind" because otherwise sooner or later another ogre or orc or something is going to do it again.
 
Loling at the fact that the Fire Dwarves specifically call out warpstone 3x times.
Also the skaven Brass Orb warp thingy, and the...unicorn hair?
Huh.

VOTE
[X] HALL: No
[X] MEAT: Yes
[X] ARM: Yes
[X] NUT: Yes
[X] PAPERS: Yes

No Hall. Mathilde cant afford to be off her game going into the Wastes.
Meat is why we came. Get.

I really do not want to leave any of these magic artifacts in the hands of Chaos-aligned factions.
The idea of what a Chaos NPC could get up to with one of them is....not good. For example, that Nut could form the core of some corrupted Tree thing thats used to ambush us on our way home.

The Gold arm can be examined by our Golds, using their postcog spells.
Breach The Unknown should work. Worst comes to worst, we bury it somewhere or melt it down.
The Papers are a gimme.
 
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I wouldn't worry about it. The tally shows that the only point vaguely in contention is the Arm, and probably not even that.
I'm not worried, the vote seems to be going pretty well in spite of some of the arguments here.
Just, we might not have gotten a vote, and i am really, really happy Boney decided to give us a mulligan on this, instead of just slamming the "see slaves, what do" situation on us.
 
[x] MEAT: No

Let's not get dodgy meat from dodgy dwarves. This meat is surely old and unfit for consumption even if we ignore the chaos aspect.

Why risk food poisoning or worse. Our deal with the tribes should be enough.

Listen bud, you haven't seen dodgy meat until you've seen SteveMRE1989 eat 100 year old meat from the Boer War.

He didn't have magic, except his lead-lined stomach, on his side and we have Light wizards.

(XD)

EDIT: This is 100% a plot from the Deceiver though, no doubt.
 
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[X] HALL: No
Going to the slave Hall would be stupid beyond words, and have a very good chance of the GM rolling and see if she loses her shit and tries to free everyone anyways and dies. Please don't be stupid.

[X] MEAT: Yes
 
Why risk food poisoning or worse. Our deal with the tribes should be enough.
We have a magic item specifically designed to Nope poison and disease, which is the only reason I'm for buying this, and it can be fed to the animals that we are riding, which have harder constitutions. That's the only reason I'm doing this at all, but given that we are a week short of meat, it seems necessary.

Also, @BoneyM, I see that we haven't heard the emergency dwarf announcement yet. Is that a thing we'll only hear about after the Expedition (in which case, could you threadmark it in the meantime, so people who missed it can read it?) or is it likely that we will hear about this in the next couple of entries?
 
I suspect they actually do ban Relic priests from being brought into the city. Because one of those waking up a bit inside would be... bad. Very bad. And they probably require shielding on warpstone, etc.
Well yes, obviously. They demand you buy their "SHIELD BOX 9000 TM" to transport the cargo safely on top of the heavy "dangerous goods" tax they put it under. The box will also be expensive as all hell. Nothing here is forbidden, as long as profit is made, is my assumption.
 
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