Hey
@BoneyM It's another day and another metric fuckload of questions.
My first question (Of
MANY) of the day is as such:
How impressive would a newly minted journeyman have to be to get Teclis to do a spittake?
Would it be something like this:
Some Guy: Lord Teclis you might find this interesting, yesterday a truly impressive wizard in the Empire was made Journeyman.
Teclis: hmmm? What is so impresive about them?
Some Guys: Well for one, yesterday was evidently also their 8th birthday.
Teclis: Spit takes all over Some Guy's face (Sorry I dunno what the onomatopoeia for a spit take would be, and when I ask google they just redirect me to the onomatopoeia for spit)
With the justification on the colleges side here being that the newly minted Journeyman in question had a ludicrous magic score of 7 and thus it was getting plainly absurd to still have the kid be a apprentice when their master had a magic score of 6. (In all due likelyhood they would quietly find a place where he could be a Journeyman in relative safety because even without the autism, sending a 8th year old to fend for themselves unattended is hilariously irresponsible)
Then again when I think of it Teclis's response might instead be something one the lines of:
Some Guys: Well for one, yesterday was evidently also their 8th birthday.
Teclis: IMPRESSIVE!? THAT'S NOT IMPRESSIVE! THAT'S JUST CHILD ABUSE!
Teclis: (proceed to spend the next half hour lamenting not mandating a minimum age for wizard to be made Journeymen)
Btw the idea for how this shit is possible is as follows: (I do realise I'm justifying the realism of a joke but....... shut up let me have my fun damn you!) (So this part is just for my own amusement basically)
Basically the kid was brought to the colleges at age 4 and is a autistic savant, but instead of being really really good at math or having the ability to do shit like flawlessly draw New York in painstaking detail after just one helicopter ride over it (Yes that's real) he's instead just hella good at magic. (So basically Rainman except he's a wizard) All things considered that probably wouldn't even be all THAT good a character seeing as that level of autism would probably give the character a diplo score of like 3 or something, it would likely also tank their intrigue score (I speak from personall experience that autistic people can't lie for shit) would probably tank the piety score aswell, and being good with numbers doesn't fully translate to being good with money so the statline would probably end up becoming a godawful abomination along the lines of:
Rainman the Journeyman:
Diplomacy: 3 (Socialy 'restricted' but in a sort of endearing way, but don't think he's rude, they just think he's some sort of imbecile)
Martial: 3-9 (Because unless he's a bright wizard, this a 8th year old with no combat training)
Stewardship: 9 (Okay with numbers but that's where his expertise ends)
Intrigue: 3-10 (Because Autistic savant's can't do intrigue for shit. That 13 is incase he's a grey wizard and can thus sneak around to a decent degree)
Piety: 5 (There is no such thing as a god of autism in this world)
Learning: 25+2=27 (Savant syndrome is one hell of a drug)
Magic: 4+1+1+1=7
Traits:
Savant Syndrome: -20 to all non magic related learning rolls. (Yeah autistic savants kinda tend to be one-trick pony's.)
Natural magic potency: +1 to magic.
Mark of Ulgu: +1 magic.
excellent magesight trait: +1 magic, +2 learning
I'll admit this post kinda got away from me.