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Also we found that vampire noble. We should brimg that up since its kind of a big deal for Van Hal to decide if he wants to deal with that NOW or after the cleanup
 
[] Malleus Maleficarum- While the regular watchmen are fine for normal patrols and law enforcement. Sometimes what you need is a big hammer to solve a problem and we can't always rely on Van Hal to loan us greatswords. Build a small special unit (20 to 50 strong) to send in to "flashpoint" situations. These aren't "normal" Watchmen, they'll be the Witch's Hammer. When you have a problem that won't crack, you send them in to "solve" the problem with big enchanted hammers. Start to outfit them with enchanted weapons and armor. They can help with undead collection when not on special assignment from us.
Nooooo! Lets not make the Watch a military unit. Lets keep them to police actions since this would totaly mess up the future status quo like that one time Van Hal disagreed with our special unit plans
 
[] Malleus Maleficarum- While the regular watchmen are fine for normal patrols and law enforcement. Sometimes what you need is a big hammer to solve a problem and we can't always rely on Van Hal to loan us greatswords. Build a small special unit (20 to 50 strong) to send in to "flashpoint" situations. These aren't "normal" Watchmen, they'll be the Witch's Hammer. When you have a problem that won't crack, you send them in to "solve" the problem with big enchanted hammers. Start to outfit them with enchanted weapons and armor. They can help with undead collection when not on special assignment from us.
Except we can rely on Greatswords, we've got some squads permanently assigned and available to us. Because they are slow and unsubtle, they just kick back in Eagle Castle making jokes and laying bets about Mathilde, Markus and Van Hal.
 
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Ranald continues to laugh his arse off.

an enormous jade-green dragon is being fed whole roast pigs by awed troops, under the watchful eye of an elf clad in bejewelled armour.
We got Asarnil? Nice. Very nice indeed.

[] The spell used by the informants in Eagle Castle is like nothing you've heard of before. You want to see if you can detect or replicate it.
[] If we've got vampire troubles, maybe you should spend some time investigating how to counter vampiric infiltration.
[] It looks like something is stirring in the Stirhugel. This should probably be looked into.
[ ] The Wurtbadian Watch is now your attack dog - let it's reach spread across Stirland.
[ ] For no particular reason, how about I see about building a unit in the army dedicated to catching terrible necromantic gribblies? In a way that conforms to Van Hal's criticisms.

Any of these look promising from a 'doing our job' perspective.

A crit, and then rolling on a list filled with variations on 'slightly better than average pikemen' and getting the guy on a dragon.
Were the Birdmen on the list? Or the Giants of Albion?
...Gotrex and Felix?
 
Here's an initial vote plan. Hits the main points on our recent public activity and brings up the newly-identified likely threat, mentions the unfortunately cold trail of our predecessor. I agree that we need to talk to Van Hal about external intel, @Exmorri, but I don't think it should be an order- he won't choose it yet and we get no feedback at all on his opinions of the orders he doesn't choose. Let's just sound him out in private.

For orders, chose simple and practical options- unfortunately, there are a lot of simple and practical options. I kind of expect Van Hal to zero in on Stirhugel no matter what else we throw in there as he doesn't seem the type to let a known threat grow unwatched, but he might surprise me.

Let me know if I overlooked anything important, please.


[x] [Public Report] Steady Progress, Spotted Issue
-[x] The Watch has continued to expand at a steady rate; we have solid coverage over the counties of Purgg and Wurtbad. Bureaucrats have continued to be difficult to come by- even when we went to Altdorf and Nuln. We need that problem to be solved or this kind of expansion won't be sustainable. Further, our source of new Watchmen is cut off for the next year or so since no one will be retiring from the army, putting a temporary halt on expansion from that as well.
-[x] Gustav has kindly authorized our implementation of an intelligence attaché program; we hope that by the time the army moves into Sylvania we'll have enough well-trained observers alongside them to furnish us with detailed, accurate records of exactly what they encountered and where which we'll be able to analyze to produce all kinds of useful intelligence.
-[x] We have noticed some troubling trends in the Stirhugel- nothing blatant, but the attacks on herds throughout the area are an obvious sign once all the reports are gathered together, even if the locals are attributing it to animal attacks for now. In our opinion there is something going on there.

[x] [Private Report] He's Long Gone and Other Sundries
-[x] We finally got decent intelligence work done in Julbach; there was a reclusive noble from Wurtbad with a home there who hasn't been seen in years. Likely our predecessor as it fits with what else we know of him, but it could be some other group and there's nothing to follow up on easily.
-[x] With the Elector's Meet coming up, we're interested in Van Hal's take on external intelligence. We haven't prioritized it at all given Stirland's internal concerns and the importance of growing our network around home, but does he want us to be thinking about getting eyes elsewhere in the Empire?
-[x] You suspect that Gustav might be understating the army's casualties a bit, more as a result of his personality than anything malicious. Still, something to keep in mind if he's making a habit of it.
-[x] If Van Hal wishes, you could write the Colleges requesting that wizards come to Stirland for the upcoming campaign. They won't come cheap, but there's a lot to be said for a more battle-oriented wizard than you being part of any venture into Sylvania.
-[x] Are we expecting to confront the Von Carstein believed to live in Castle Drakenhof, who claims the title of Elector Countess, during this campaign? Our information on her from the captured infiltrator is sparse, but she has at least one skilled necromancer in her service based upon the spell they were using, so that could turn ugly fairly quickly.

[x] [Orders] Magic And Vampire Lore Would Help The Attack Too, You Know
-[x] The spell used by the informants in Eagle Castle is like nothing you've heard of before. You want to see if you can detect or replicate it.
-[x] If we've got vampire troubles, maybe you should spend some time investigating how to counter vampiric infiltration.
-[x] The Purge of Haunted HIlls will begin in six months. Perhaps there's a way you can contribute to the preparations.
-[x] It looks like something is stirring in the Stirhugel. This should probably be looked into.
-[x] Your intelligence infrastructure is becoming increasingly costly, and Stirland's finances are limited; perhaps you could dedicate some time to pursuing means of making it self-financing so that it can expand without constantly demanding more of the budget.
 
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Here's an initial vote plan. Hits the main points on our recent public activity and brings up the newly-identified likely threat, mentions the unfortunately cold trail of our predecessor. I agree that we need to talk to Van Hal about external intel, @Exmorri, but I don't think it should be an order- he won't choose it yet and we get no feedback at all on his opinions of the orders he doesn't choose. Let's just sound him out in private.

For orders, chose simple and practical options- unfortunately, there are a lot of simple and practical options. I kind of expect Van Hal to zero in on Stirhugel no matter what else we throw in there as he doesn't seem the type to let a known threat grow unwatched, but he might surprise me.

Let me know if I overlooked anything important, please.


[x] [Public Report] Steady Progress, Spotted Issue
-[x] The Watch has continued to expand at a steady rate; we have solid coverage over the counties of Purgg and Wurtbad. Bureaucrats have continued to be difficult to come by- even when we went to Altdorf and Nuln. We need that problem to be solved or this kind of expansion won't be sustainable.
-[x] Gustav has kindly authorized our implementation of an intelligence attaché program; we hope that by the time the army moves into Sylvania we'll have enough well-trained observers alongside them to furnish us with detailed, accurate records of exactly what they encountered and where which we'll be able to analyze to produce all kinds of useful intelligence.
-[x] We have noticed some troubling trends in the Stirhugel- nothing blatant, but the attacks on herds throughout the area are an obvious sign once all the reports are gathered together, even if the locals are attributing it to animal attacks for now. In our opinion there is something going on there.

[x] [Private Report] He's Long Gone, and a Quick Question
-[x] We finally got enough intelligence in Julbach to track down the evidence of our predecessor's activities there- the trail's cold by now, of course. Clear indications that he was doing some work from there once, but he's not been seen in years. Fits with what else we know, and nothing to follow up on easily.
-[x] With the Elector's Meet coming up, we're interested in Van Hal's take on external intelligence. We haven't prioritized it at all given Stirland's internal concerns and the importance of growing our network around home, but does he want us to be thinking about getting eyes elsewhere in the Empire?

[x] [Orders] Magic And Vampire Lore Would Help The Attack Too, You Know
-[x] The spell used by the informants in Eagle Castle is like nothing you've heard of before. You want to see if you can detect or replicate it.
-[x] If we've got vampire troubles, maybe you should spend some time investigating how to counter vampiric infiltration.
-[x] The Purge of Haunted HIlls will begin in six months. Perhaps there's a way you can contribute to the preparations.
-[x] It looks like something is stirring in the Stirhugel. This should probably be looked into.
-[x] Your intelligence infrastructure is becoming worthy of the title; perhaps you could dedicate some time to expanding it. And, ideally, Stirland could pay for it directly instead of it eating your discretionary income.
-[x] The Wurtbadian Watch is now your attack dog - let its reach spread across Stirland.
One thing to note- expanding the Stirland Watch is impossible for the next year because of that hiring hiatus. Instead, I'd suggest we focus on resolving the big funding deficit we have.

Oh, and worth adding a private note on Gustavs minor underestimation of casualties from last turn.
 
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selling more human waste seems like a idea , maybe increasing the funding of gong farmers i guess so they can recruit more and do more and invest in basic gear?
 
selling more human waste seems like a idea , maybe increasing the funding of gong farmers i guess so they can recruit more and do more and invest in basic gear?
Yes, Saltpeter is a gold (piss?) mine, but it will need investment in staff and a processing building to kick off.

Apparantly horse stables lined with sand were also a thing for gathering urine, the Swiss Method. Stirland will be increasing its cavalry under Gustav, I'm sure.
 
That helps Stirland not necessarily us. I'd rather Trade Delegation, that goes to us to expand our network with. Van Hal is already pushing back when we ask for more coin. It's true that if we get other income for Stirland he may up our budget, but it's more straight forward to just make the money ourselves.
 
Guys, two things occur to me:
1) This might just the break Stirland needs to mobilize the entire army and annihilate Drakenhof Castle.
2) We have yet to inform him that there's a Countess Drakenhoff curretnly living there. A powerful vampire necromancer.
3) Due to "2", he might not give Drakenhoff enough of a priority. Haunted Hills are bad, but that place is the beating heart of evil within Stirland.
 
One thing to note- expanding the Stirland Watch is impossible for the next year because of that hiring hiatus. Instead, I'd suggest we focus on resolving the big funding deficit we have.

Oh, and worth adding a private note on Gustavs minor underestimation of casualties from last turn.
Good call on Gustav.

I initially thought that expanding the Watch was outright impossible as well, but then why would the option still be on the defaults? "Stirland Watch: Special Branch formed; covering Purgg and Wurtbad. Further expansion impossible for next two turns." could also imply that it's only the "Special Branch" which can't expand so I went with that interpretation.

That said: @BoneyM, if you could be so kind as to clarify...?


One other thing that's been brought up to me is that we can potentially write the Colleges and request support of additional wizards on Van Hal's behalf, if he's willing to hire them for the push. Those College connections on our character sheet aren't just for show, after all, and if they're not working under us then our Journeyman status isn't a problem. Having a Bright or Amythest wizard show up for a season of campaigning could make a significant difference to the military and we're probably the best connection to the Colleges as a whole that Van Hal has. Should we offer to write them in our private orders? The downside being that if he says we should, that's an action slot gone.

Guys, two things occur to me:
1) This might just the break Stirland needs to mobilize the entire army and annihilate Drakenhof Castle.
2) We have yet to inform him that there's a Countess Drakenhoff curretnly living there. A powerful vampire necromancer.
3) Due to "2", he might not give Drakenhoff enough of a priority. Haunted Hills are bad, but that place is the beating heart of evil within Stirland.
Now that you mention it, I do remember being somewhat puzzled at not mentioning her when we first discovered it and then issued an order something like "tell Van Hal everything we discovered about where these agents came from during interrogation". Another one for the private orders, you think?
 
Yeah, seriously. "Any weapon you wield is Magical" is a big deal.

It's what lets you pull shit like walk with a staff and then beat a ghost to death with it.

EDIT: Wow. Buffed up, Mathilde is comparable to the Elector Count in combat. That's no small feat.
Honestly? I found it throughly underwhelming.

It doesn't make Bless Weapon better, it makes it slightly more convinient.
Having a Bright or Amythest wizard
Wouldn't Light be best?
 
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Now that you mention it, I do remember being somewhat puzzled at not mentioning her when we first discovered it and then issued an order something like "tell Van Hal everything we discovered about where these agents came from during interrogation". Another one for the private orders, you think?
@BoneyM How likely would it be for Van Hal to chance his given order to Gustav and instead arrange a full mobilization and march for Drakenhoff, if we told him what we found out?
 
Well, we also don't need to concentrate on it or spend time buffing it up. I count those aspects a big bonus for using weapon buffing magic.
Yeah, it's undeniably better.

But it doesn't help any if we have either the slightest of magic weapons or have even a bit of time to prepare.

Realistically, the upgrade will almost never come up.

Shadowsteed got a much better upgrade.
 
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Eh, to be fair, Lesser Magic is Lesser Magic. Even if it's a good workhorse, it's fair that it's not comparable to an actual Colored Spell.

Which Shadowsteed is.
 
So, something like:
-[] "Thinking back on it, I may have, well, forgotten to tell you something about those infiltrators. They answered to one Isabella Von Carstein, self-proclaimed Elector Countess of Stirland, currently living at Castle Drakenhoff and whom may or may not be abducting peasants and forcing them to serve as her agents or wither away due Necromantic energy while their families are horribly murdered. Oops?
 
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I thought we wrote to tell Van Hal everything the infiltrator told us which would include the Von Carstein count? Was this not the case @BoneyM?
 
Guys, I think Van Hal already knows about Von Carstein. When we interrogated the noble he told Van Hal and us about it.
In the end, you hear the name wheezed from the former count's lips that you knew you would hear.

Von Carstein.

And when we interrogated the infiltrator's we already knew that Von Carstein was behind it, and she was surprised that we already knew.
"We were to work together. All of us, to watch over 'the usurpers' and send information back to Drakenhof. In exchange, our families would be excused taxes." She grimaces. "All taxes."

"Von Carstein," you prompt.

She seems surprised, then resigned. "Yes. The Elector Countess, she calls herself."

So I'm pretty sure that Van Hal already knows that there is someone calling themselves a Von Carstein running around Slyvannia.
 
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