All of the fragments are canon, the only part that's mine is that 'Zhufokri' means wizard instead of... I guess 'water park engineer'.
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heh. alright.
Warhammer Fantasy: Divided Loyalties - an Advisor's Quest
Within the borders of the Empire of Man, the Elector Counts are among the highest of nobility, second only to the Emperor and - arguably, very arguably - the High Priests. Their word is all but law over the countless thousands of souls within their province.
You are not an Elector Count. But you are the next best thing.
You have secured a position
serving a newly-arisen Elector Count, an instrument for their will in a
very specific domain. But also an instrument for your own will; because like all people, you have your own ambitions. The way you present information, the solutions you present, the options you put towards them and how you explain them; all of these will allow you a great deal of leeway in how you go about your business, and allowing you to pursue your own private goals.
The first question is: in what province have you come to power in? Noble Reikland, advanced Wissenland, vast Talabecland,
mighty Middenland, drunken Ostland... you do not have the fortune to serve in any of these. Your province is somewhat... humbler.
[O] TODDY INTERRUPT
Of course, you would never say that to your liege. Not in his most overbearing presence.
"KHAZRAK? KHAZRAK FUCKIN' ONE-EYE?"
The 'esteemed' men and women gathered around the conference table are still staring slack-jawed at the hole in the wall. Boris is already a large man. Clad in plate and blessed with a running start, charging through three walls was a breeze for the Elector Count. The unfortunate Public Relations woman who'd called this pre-meeting meeting brushes pulverized stone off her dress while the twiggy academic type next to you stares at the shard of granite impaled in his armrest. PR eyes the Protector of the Drakwald coldly.
"
Kazador, your grace. He was spotted in Tilea, down at the Orlandi Park. We hid the greenskin heads from the journalists and placed him under a gag order. We're up eight points with dwarfs. Dwarves? Dwarfs."
Todbringer nods frantically, the clanking drowning out nearly all the poor woman's words. "TILEA, YOU SAY? I'LL 'AVE 'IM." His clap on her shoulder elicits a sickening cracking sound, and then he's gone. Through the door this time. The plume of his helmet dislodges two more stone blocks that spray the room with shrapnel as they land. Miraculously, nobody's harmed. You thank Sigmar for his protection. Then, as an afterthought, you pray for whoever Toddy catches in the hallway.
The PR woman resets her shoulder and closes out the report with a whimper. It's hard to have all your hard work trumped by the Beloved of Ulric. You understand. And then all eyes are on you to hear about the location scouting. Six pairs. Wait, the nerd passed out so…no, still six. A cook's leaning through the wall to eavesdrop.
Wait. The kitchen's
four over, isn't it? Boris must be getting stronger. Good on 'im.
[] TODDY CRUISES: You found an interesting pitch on your desk this week from your friends over the sea. Seems they'd like a steadier stream of income from their merchant fleet. Cruise ships would open a new market full of growth opportunities without large capital investments or personal risk for the Boris Todbringer Company. Crews are provided, but the need to pay for animatronics and entertainment will cut into profits. It shouldn't be hard to attract customers, though: Black Arks are notoriously unsinkable fun for the whole family.
[] THE UNDERFUNPIRE: Up north you swindled some beast men out of prime real estate. If only they'd known they were dealing with the Toddy Company, they'dve asked for twenty times as many shiny stones. Transport will be an issue but you can retain some dwarf fliers or a few expendable wizards from the Colleges. And Toddyland will turn even the most uninhabitable desert wasteland into a glorious metropolis with celebrities and terrible traffic. Plus, you're sure those weird…things…you found in the vats will make valuable (
low-cost) employees! The mutations will only add to the Toddy Magic.
[] TAPPING THE LIZARD TREE: Everyone knows the overseas market is where it all goes down. Animated features and the
Toddy Channel have already penetrated into Lustrian culture, but the rapidly growing Lizard middle-class hasn't yet been tapped. Set up an overseas park in one of those pyramids. Don't worry about those 'local cultural' complaints, you've been watering the movies down for decades in preparation for this. You won't even have to design that many new rides, although you'll inevitably make a few
really cool ones so the diehard fans have to see all the parks. Dinosaurs? No one's impressed by a dinosaur anymore.
challenge accepted and failed