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[X] Find the Boyar

Let's try to not fly blind on this one. The Boyar's at the heart of this all, if there is any one action that might bring us closer to why this is happening without undue risk to Mathilde, it's this one.
 
[X] Find the Boyar

I'll say Boyar over Ice Witches. All that power is useless if we don't know why and against whom it's going to be expended.
 
[X] Contact Ostermark

The capital is right across the river, and I'm pretty sure they will have experience with fighting in haunted forests.

[x] Find the Boyar

That dude is probably up to something.

[X] Attempt a parlay
 
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[ ] Find the Boyar

My main problem with this is that if Boyar Kalashnikov WAS doing something nefarious, we have no autority to really interrogate him and he could just not tell us. As a foreigner, we can't really force to boyar to tell us more than he is willing to, which might be very little.

Would it be wise to bring Boris to interrogate the Boyar or could we borrow his autority (how much autority does Boris have over Boyars anyway)?
 
[X] Attempt a parlay

I'll second that; with us rolling over 1100on that one the ground must've been as smooth and firm as the Tsar's ballroom floor. Boris is likely to ask every single Witch in Kislev if they can replicate that feat, because it's ridiculously useful.

It seems like the sort of thing the witches should be able to do- freezing a road hard and scraping it level with ice like a glacier would to get hard/flat ground to march over. I bet there's a half-made variant somewhere.

It's a shame Rite of Way is battle magic, because if normal magisters—or even journeymen—could cast it, it would drastically change imperial military doctrine.

I strongly suspect it can't be scaled down however, and as such it will only be the domain of Grey College Battle Wizards, of whom there can't be more than a couple of dozen.

You could scale it down into a thief's friend pretty easily: the way it attaches to irregularities means you've got a spell built to cover up squeaky floors, pits, and pressure plates for a small group to move through a building.

Thinking about it there is one way Rite of Way might be usable strategically without Mathilde and her staff, if you could make a battle altar of it. That said I do not see us voting for such a course of action anytime soon. There is simply too much stuff to do for us to be drawn to bog standard enchanting... that is also dangerous as only battle magic enchanting can be

I can see this being done as a chariot, laying the fog down in it's wake as it leads a cavalry charge across a battlefield. You'd probably want to do it on a fighting vehicle given the way it would be used.
 
The problem with the Boyar action is that we already know why the Wood Elves are here—to lure him into a trap and kill him.

That's it, that's their objective. Their reasons for wanting to kill him don't have any effect upon our strategy or theirs.

Like, lets say we find out he's a vampire. Or that he destroyed a sacred grove. Or he's aligned with chaos. Or a hundred other things that would mobilise Athel Loren. Having that knowledge changes nothing—we still have to fight (if only because Kislevian honour and the Tsar's bloodlust demands it) and it won't change our strategy, our tactics, our deployment.

Maybe it'll make us empathise with the wood elves—but then again, these intruders have been slaughtering innocent, unrelated humans in their beds. Nothing justifies that.

It's also not a time sensitive matter. We can go up to him after the battle—a battle he's not even going to be present for—and ask him. Hell, we can invite some Ice Witches to help us as well, they'll probably want to know why he was targeted too. And Boris is a sensible chap, he's going to wonder why the elves set a trap for this one specific Boyar. But that can be done after the battle.

Getting more reinforcements for the battle is, however, a time sensitive matter. The day after tomorrow Kislev is going to ride out against the intruders, liberate the besieged villages, and the blood of men and elves will stain the earth, and there is nothing that can be done to stop it. What we can do is tilt the odds heavily in our favour, and whether that's by scouting ahead, or bringing in a second army, or recruiting additional battle wizards, it doesn't matter—those actions will save lives in the here and now. Satisfying our curiosity won't.
 
It seems like the sort of thing the witches should be able to do- freezing a road hard and scraping it level with ice like a glacier would to get hard/flat ground to march over. I bet there's a half-made variant somewhere.
might be why Boris knew to ask about slipperiness
 
You could scale it down into a thief's friend pretty easily: the way it attaches to irregularities means you've got a spell built to cover up squeaky floors, pits, and pressure plates for a small group to move through a building.

That actually sounds like a really interesting spell. Create a carpet of mist that muffles footsteps and puts a barrier between you and the floor, allowing you to cross unimpeded.

"Mathilde's Muted Mist"
 
You could scale it down into a thief's friend pretty easily: the way it attaches to irregularities means you've got a spell built to cover up squeaky floors, pits, and pressure plates for a small group to move through a building.
That actually sounds like a really interesting spell. Create a carpet of mist that muffles footsteps and puts a barrier between you and the floor, allowing you to cross unimpeded.

"Mathilde's Muted Mist"
Plus a paper on the Cloudy Audible Repetitious Peturbation Elimination Technique.
 
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You find the koumiss to be surprisingly charming, like a mix of soured cream and Bretonnian bubble-wine.

If it's anything like Kefir, it has pretty strong sour/tangy note, plus the way alcohol alters the taste adds to the strength. Not that kefir has as much alcohol, especially modern commercial kefir.
It would probably also be easier to find in Russian/health food shops for us/Europe posters.

[X] Bring in Ice Witches
[X] Contact Ostermark
[X] Find the Boyar
 
If it's anything like Kefir, it has pretty strong sour/tangy note, plus the way alcohol alters the taste adds to the strength. Not that kefir has as much alcohol, especially modern commercial kefir.
It would probably also be easier to find in Russian/health food shops for us/Europe posters.
For what it's worth, the grocery store I worked at stocked it, at it wasn't exactly a specialty place.
 
Must be Kislev thing. Russian kvas is alcoholic only in very technical sense, about 0,1-0,5%.

That said, kumys apparently goes up to 4,5% - possible to get drunk at this level, but it's still a light beer level at most. There is simply not enough lactose in any milk to make high alcohol content from.

I crossed a wire around 1am and confused myself into thinking kvas was the Kislev word for vodka, since vodka isn't mentioned once in Realm of the Ice Queen. But yeah it's plainly referring to kvass, I'll fix that section.

@Boney boss just so I am clear. What we discovered while looking for the Leyline and the Magical energy moving along it was that the energy that was once sent from Kislev City to Gross Selon is instead part of the flow that is moving from the city towards Praag right?

What she knows is that magic is coming into Kislev City from Erengrad and out of it to Praag, and Gross Selon is set up to receive energy from Kislev City that it isn't getting.
 
I crossed a wire around 1am and confused myself into thinking kvas was the Kislev word for vodka, since vodka isn't mentioned once in Realm of the Ice Queen. But yeah it's plainly referring to kvass, I'll fix that section.
I mean, isn't it referring to vodka?

"kvas: A clear, distilled spirit popular throughout Kislev, renowned for its potency and medicinal properties"

Kvass is supposed to be cloudy, no?
 
I mean, isn't it referring to vodka?

"kvas: A clear, distilled spirit popular throughout Kislev, renowned for its potency and medicinal properties"

Kvass is supposed to be cloudy, no?

That part sounds exactly like vodka and is probably what I was basing it off, but the extended description sounds much more like kvass, right down to the ingredients, the varieties, and being a treatment for scurvy.
 
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