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In End Times they made it so that Valaya was sleeping under Kislev in this coffin thing after both her husbands were gone (thus the 'ancient widow'). The only part of this I don't like is that they immediately fucking ganked her to make Nagash a bigger deal.I must admit that I first read that as "Valaya as the Widowmaker", and I was extremely confused. Having read it properly I'm now only somewhat confused.
Another thing on my list of "Reason End Times sucks", will it ever end?In End Times they made it so that Valaya was sleeping under Kislev in this coffin thing after both her husbands were gone (thus the 'ancient widow'). The only part of this I don't like is that they immediately fucking ganked her to make Nagash a bigger deal.
Do note that this may be fanon I've gotten my wires crossed on, but I really love Valaya getting to be a bigger deal.
Fanon's mixed up. The event happened, but the location of Valaya's Gate isn't specified anywhere and certainly no connection between her and the Ancient Widow has been made.In End Times they made it so that Valaya was sleeping under Kislev in this coffin thing after both her husbands were gone (thus the 'ancient widow'). The only part of this I don't like is that they immediately fucking ganked her to make Nagash a bigger deal.
Do note that this may be fanon I've gotten my wires crossed on, but I really love Valaya getting to be a bigger deal.
Godspeed.Goddamnit, you guys are going to make me go read End Times to check WTF actually happened.
Can do, but this'll take a while. ET: Nagash is done really weirdly, with army lists interspersed through the narrative and is also like eight hundred pages.Godspeed.
(If you do, could you confirm if Eldyra was turned into a Vampire? One of the wikis said she was, the other said she wasn't)
I'm also going to read the End Times, but my goal is to read all the other relevant books first so I can have the complete experience of witnessing the destruction of 30 years of lore, so it'll be a little while before I get to it.
Long drong's slayer pirates were an awesome Regiment of RenownI recommend you give Storm of Chaos and Darkness Rising a read while you're making your way through it all - they're often disregarded because they were retconned to make way for the End Times, but they were canon when WFRP 2e was written and they've got some really good writing in them, as well as some fleshed-out army lists for some usually disregarded subsets of the major races, like Middenheim and Karak Kadrin (Slayer Pirates!).
Long drong's slayer pirates were an awesome Regiment of Renown
"You get a pistol shot, and YOU get a pistol shot, and YOU get a pistol shot..."Dogs of War was 5th Edition, so even though it got a White Dwarf update in 6th it was still considered iffy by some tabletop groups. But them getting enshrined in Storm of Chaos meant that nobody could gainsay them and their Festooned With Pistols special rule.
Considering that the maximum number of turns in a standard WFB is 6, assuming 1-2 turns to get in range, with each of them having a brace of pistols, and carrying enough to never reload, that would mean the average slayer pirate carried 8 pistols ."You get a pistol shot, and YOU get a pistol shot, and YOU get a pistol shot..."
Correction, 4 turns of combat, 2 rounds per turn, two attacks per round. Minimum of 16 pistols per pirateConsidering that the maximum number of turns in a standard WFB is 6, assuming 1-2 turns to get in range, with each of them having a brace of pistols, and carrying enough to never reload, that would mean the average slayer pirate carried 8 pistols .
At least.
It's no stranger than many real-life legal systems have been.Huh. Tzarina Katarin is pretty scary and kinda brutal. I didn't expect her to be so... pragmatically severe I guess? Nearly every page in Realm of the Ice Queen talks about all the changes she's making to Kislev and its systems, and while much of the politicking is severely authoritarian in nature, I can... sort of see the logic?
I'm not an expert on the topic of leadership over an entire country and what skills are necessary to maintain order. It seems excessive to me that she would employ torture and death to individuals who enforce the law without her authority (example being adventurers killing bandits for stealing), but I suppose I understand the point? She can't have people undermining her authority. Although apparently you can get away with being a vigilante if you make an excuse that literally everybody can see through about the bandits having hurt your honor and therefore you're paying back the insult, and get a lighter punishment. It's kind of crazy.
this is absolutely based on IRL political issues of the past. (part of why Realm of the Ice Queen is such a good RPG book, it 'Warhammer's' real period politics)I'm not an expert on the topic of leadership over an entire country and what skills are necessary to maintain order. It seems excessive to me that she would employ torture and death to individuals who enforce the law without her authority (example being adventurers killing bandits for stealing), but I suppose I understand the point? She can't have people undermining her authority. Although apparently you can get away with being a vigilante if you make an excuse that literally everybody can see through about the bandits having hurt your honor and therefore you're paying back the insult, and get a lighter punishment. It's kind of crazy.
and ya, the queens of Kislev and the ice witchs are cold bitchs. and Katarins pragmaticism makes her arguably one of the more even hand and (at least logically) ethical queens they have had. (in that she sees common ethic's as a tool to keep in control)Huh. Tzarina Katarin is pretty scary and kinda brutal. I didn't expect her to be so... pragmatically severe I guess? Nearly every page in Realm of the Ice Queen talks about all the changes she's making to Kislev and its systems, and while much of the politicking is severely authoritarian in nature, I can... sort of see the logic?
I mean, the only real competition she has that we're aware of was turned into a Vampire and went crazy.and Katarins pragmaticism makes her arguably one of the more even hand and (at least logically) ethical queens they have had.
It is sourced. It's a sign on the wall of Bugman's Bar. Now, I can't speak to whether that's true, as I've never been, but it is sourced.There is one thing that has been bugging me for a while; where was Ghal Maraz during the Era of Three Emperors? Lexicanum states that the original returned to the dwarves after Sigmars death, but that whole thing is not sourced.
Heirs of Sigmar says that when Sigmar left his throne and walked east, there's a lot of different stories about it- some say he brought Ghal Maraz to give back to the Dwarfs, some say he left it on his throne. The ones that say he brought it with him also say that it came back not long after, either being brought back by the Dwarfs or simply appearing.There is one thing that has been bugging me for a while; where was Ghal Maraz during the Era of Three Emperors? Lexicanum states that the original returned to the dwarves after Sigmars death, but that whole thing is not sourced.
If we assume the Ghal Maraz held by the current emperor is the original, then what was it doing while there were three emperors of questionable legitimacy about?
You would think some effort would be spent editorially to keep track of the franchises signature object.