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So far this fits perfectly in with my plans for my planned ost-war Victoria omake.

In all honesty, what I'm mostly worried about at this point is the remaining Victorians escaping, I mean choosing to retreat instead of having faith God will see them to victory against a greater foe as He repeatedly did for the Israelites in the Old Testament.

Damn. That's the seed of another omake idea right there if anybody wants to write a Victorian chaplain/commissar speech.
I say let them try to run. Everyone that sees them will see their shattered state and they will be attritioned to death and then finally murder stomped by Toledo.

We will of course be hounding them leading to them leaving practically everything behind.
 
Well, as usual, Poptart cannot into math, so all is right with the world. Good news is that the math in question corrected neither in nor against your favor, so your margin of victory remains the same, just with bigger and more impressive numbers.

Namely, 8 to 4, advantage Commonwealth. Nicely done. You've made the Victorians cry.

And why is that?

Well, Victorian men don't cry. Victorian soldiers extra-especially don't cry. They don't do it. It's...close to what they consider a sin.

They're crying now.

Why?

Objective: Use the Big Red One to smash the Victorian breakthrough before it can gather momentum.

Commonwealth Modifiers:

Troop quality: 5 points.
Equipment quality: auto-resolve.

Total Modifier: Unnecessary.

Objective: Exploit the breakthrough.

Victorian Modifiers:

Russian-trained: 3 points.
Every man a martyr: 2 points.
Russian-equipped: 1 point.
Amphibious: 1 point.
Battered Russian logistics training: -1 point.

Total Modifier: 6 points.

Result:

No roll. No contest. No chance.

You just wiped out the CMC.

There is something incredibly comical at the notion of the 'Devil' Burns and the Big Red One being the ones to obliterate the Christian Marine Core.

The best part is that this shit was recorded live!

It feels anticlimactic after all that, but it's time to roll for weather.

The current weather state is, "Overcast, no rain. The mud has dried."

1: The weather clears and rolls conclude.
2: The weather clears and rolls conclude.
3: The weather remains overcast and rolls continue.
4: The rain resumes, the wind picks up, and rolls continue.
5: Storm of the century. Rolls conclude.

"Look to the Devil's coming, at first light, on the Dawn of the Third Battle. At Dawn, look to the North."
 
I just can't get over the dramatic timing the weather has. We crush the CMC bogeyman and then, only then, do rays of light start breaking through the clouds. When future generations turn this into a war movie, the director's gonna eat that right up.

So basically what you are saying is that AFTER we captured the 80,000 ton cargo ship full of military supplies, the weather calmed and cleared up so we could loot it safely.
Huh.
"Overcast, no rain" sounds pretty calm to me. Lighting's just better now.
 
Well, as usual, Poptart cannot into math, so all is right with the world. Good news is that the math in question corrected neither in nor against your favor, so your margin of victory remains the same, just with bigger and more impressive numbers.

Namely, 8 to 4, advantage Commonwealth. Nicely done. You've made the Victorians cry.

And why is that?

Well, Victorian men don't cry. Victorian soldiers extra-especially don't cry. They don't do it. It's...close to what they consider a sin.

They're crying now.

Why?

Objective: Use the Big Red One to smash the Victorian breakthrough before it can gather momentum.

Commonwealth Modifiers:

Troop quality: 5 points.
Equipment quality: auto-resolve.

Total Modifier: Unnecessary.

Objective: Exploit the breakthrough.

Victorian Modifiers:

Russian-trained: 3 points.
Every man a martyr: 2 points.
Russian-equipped: 1 point.
Amphibious: 1 point.
Battered Russian logistics training: -1 point.

Total Modifier: 6 points.

Result:

No roll. No contest. No chance.

You just wiped out the CMC.

I need to find an appropriate gif for this. It may take a while.



The Russians are coming.

Be prepared.

@PoptartProdigy : "Y'know those games where your very first battle is the final Big Bad hammering home just how outclassed you are before you are rescued and get the chance to slowly build up to challenge them?

You bastards just beat Disc One during the tutorial level."
 
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@PoptartProdigy : "Y'know those games where your very first battle is the final Big Bad hammering home just how outclassed you are before you are rescued and get the chance to slowly build up to challenge them?

You bastards just beat Game One during the tutorial level."
NO. NEVER AGAIN. I LEARNED. I LEARNED, DAMN IT! :rofl:

And besides, Victoria's not the final boss. They're the starter boss. :D
I think it was 'to the storm of the century'.
Ah. In that case?

Panic. Their ability to maintain cohesion would evaporate.
 
I need an omake of someone from a European News Group interviewing Burns. Just ask him the question, "General Burns, how do you feel after this immense victory for your forces?"

"Well, my heart goes out to all my tank loaders who had to repeatedly load shell after shell that had to be spent on killing these Vicky sacks of shit. Otherwise, quite content with the outcome."
 
"General Burns, how do you feel after this immense victory for your forces?"

"Well, my heart goes out to all my tank loaders who had to repeatedly load shell after shell that had to be spent on killing these Vicky sacks of shit. Otherwise, quite content with the outcome."
"No American Soldier should have to fear their arms being sore after a hard day's work! Truly a travesty of the highest order."
 
I need an omake of someone from a European News Group interviewing Burns. Just ask him the question, "General Burns, how do you feel after this immense victory for your forces?"

Can't get an Omake but I can give you Logan's Answer.

"Well, How do I feel about it? Pride, I fought these bastards up a whole continant, Lost nearly every time, So...To see them lose...is gratifying and Well deserved." -Logan Mercier to the French News Media.
 
I just can't get over the dramatic timing the weather has. We crush the CMC bogeyman and then, only then, do rays of light start breaking through the clouds. When future generations turn this into a war movie, the director's gonna eat that right up.
Careers were made with this battle. An unstoppable force comes to crush the underdog! The valiant defense that has the river literally run red! Doom approaches and is swatted away with contempt! And at the end of it all, the clouds clear and the sun shines! And best of all it was recorded!
 
Every man a martyr: 2 points.

Is this why we managed to wipe out the *entire* detachment of the CMC that had been sent to Detroit? I have a hard time believing the entire division would just charge straight into the meatgrinder otherwise.

Anyways, we've at least destroyed one of their seven divisions. That +4 shift in our favor can probably account for another division worth of victorian casualties on top of that, if not more.
 
Is this why we managed to wipe out the *entire* detachment of the CMC that had been sent to Detroit? I have a hard time believing the entire division would just charge straight into the meatgrinder otherwise.

Anyways, we've at least destroyed one of their seven divisions. That +4 shift in our favor can probably account for another division worth of victorian casualties on top of that, if not more.
Well, by the end they weren't charging. More hunkering for a glorious last stand, as the Abrams ripped their tanks apart from massive range.

But they never took a single step that wasn't in your direction.
 
I bet the Russians are really wishing they had managed to kill Burn and his boys right now. This has to be infuriating, reducing them to wandering scavengers brought to warlordism- only to see them help form the nucleus of the army that broke the myth of Victorian invincibility now and forever.
 
Essentially...

...yes.

Anybody with an interest in this battle who owns spy satellites is going to have one interesting fucking time of it when the clouds part.
Especially since with Burns so concerned about hiding his Old World tanks and vehicles from Victorian airstrikes earlier in the campaign, they haven't seen nearly so much of it as they otherwise might. He never actually deployed all that stuff until the rains and overcast would have made it hard for anyone to take satellite pictures. Some foreign nations may think we just straight-up went all Toyota War on their asses and beat them with nothing but Hilux technicals, asymmetric warfare, and sheer Chadian-level badassery.

[Everyone]

"Wait WHAT."

I think I can hear the Tsar crying for his puppets from here.

I quite enjoy it.
Possibly more of a facepalming reaction. He never had any empathy for him.

What I CAN imagine is some classically-literate Victorian higher-up banging his head on a wall and shouting "____, give me back my legions!"

It may be humorous if some of our militias are dressed like the vox popoli from bioshock infinite. Devil horns on top of Abraham Lincoln masks and all.
Sara Goldblum:

"Some of the Blues Brigade fighters might have tried something like that."

"Or the Abraham Lincoln Brigade fighters, if they ever stopped arguing with each other long enough to pick up a gun."

[/mostly affectionate old unit rivalry]



Actually. Can anyone remember what brigade names have already been confirmed within the Commonwealth force? We've got a "Liberator" Brigade or something, and I think one or more of the others have been named, but not all.
 
Actually. Can anyone remember what brigade names have already been confirmed within the Commonwealth force? We've got a "Liberator" Brigade or something, and I think one or more of the others have been named, but not all.
Well, Liberators is the 3rd Division's name. The others being the Big Red One and Springfield.
You have access to the following divisions:
  • 1st, "Big Red One," Division. As described here. Contains the Devil Brigade, otherwise quality 1/5.
  • 2nd, "Springfield," Division. Light infantry, technical and artillery support. Quality 1/5.
  • 3rd, "Liberators," Division. Light infantry, technical and artillery support. Quality 1/5.
 
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Actually. Can anyone remember what brigade names have already been confirmed within the Commonwealth force? We've got a "Liberator" Brigade or something, and I think one or more of the others have been named, but not all.
Technically Liberty Brigade is named in the 3rd "Liberators" Division, but it exists because of my omake War Diary 473, so /shrug.
 
Some foreign nations may think we just straight-up went all Toyota War on their asses and beat them with nothing but Hilux technicals, asymmetric warfare, and sheer Chadian-level badassery.

[Everyone]

"Wait WHAT."
I feel the need to highlight this, simply because that sounds like the best negaverse omake that I sadly am not in a position to help make
 
I feel the need to highlight this, simply because that sounds like the best negaverse omake that I sadly am not in a position to help make
Huh. Thinking on it. A Europe or China negaverse would be a interesting twist. There they are getting their feet under them and finally putting into place the plans to shank Russia then out of nowhere Russia's puppet in North America loses practically it's entire army with no warning except a small blurb about yet another would be US successor state popping up. Which they dismissed as nothing but another jumped up warlord that would get crushed by the Vics.
 
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The Erie Campaign: We Have Met the Enemy...
The Erie Campaign

We Have Met the Enemy...
You can't strictly complain about how Ron's been passing information back to you.

You man's reports have been detailed, complete, accurate as far as he can tell, and above all, concise. Furthermore, you haven't needed to prompt him for them once. You get one once a day, every day. You are fully informed. The President of the Commonwealth cannot complain that her General does not talk to her.

And yet...

The young woman who spent weeks in the wilderness shooting Nazis wants to be out there. The angry officer who stormed the camps wants to pick up a rifle and shoot. The firebrand, tiring every day but never going out, who kept Chicago on its feet through the worst of the Collapse wants to not have to rely on a pre-Collapse officer who's spent his days one step ahead of the next air strike. You don't want to hand things over to him. You want to get out there and fight.

You're sick of hearing that your old Air Patrol was ripped from the skies, and you can't imagine how Daria's holding up. You're so, so proud of Stephen and the Navy, but you're petrified waiting for word that the first one has died. Hearing how the Liberators Division -- which holds the vast majority of the old Chicago Militia -- is performing makes your stomach flip with joy and grief.

And all of it makes you so antsy you can barely breathe.

Today you're sitting and waiting for Ron's report. It's due in a few seconds; the man is punctual to a fault. It's become part of your daily routine, waiting with Sara for his reports. The two of you both understand; you both feel the need to get up and get going, and the strain of being unable to.

Today, the two of you look up as the usual staffer steps in. "The daily report, President, Assistant Secretary," says the young lady, handing the sheaf of paper to you.

"Thank you, Tonya," you reply, immediately opening it. Tonya turns away immediately and steps out.

You read, and then you freeze. You haven't even turned past the first page yet, and you honestly don't think that you could bear to. You...you don't want this moment to end. You want to stay here, reading this sheet, for the rest of your life, because nothing else could match this moment. Anything more can only be worse than this, you know. You don't want to ruin it.

Sara shifts in her seat. "Well?" she asks. "What does he have to say for himself?"

You blink furiously, swallowing hard, and hand it over to her. You can see the exact moment she starts reading; she gasps. Her hand flies to her mouth. You see her jaw working. "...oh my god," she whispers.

You slump back in your chair, staring at her. She reaches the bottom of the page, and a laugh tears its way past her lips. She looks up and meets your eyes.

For the first time in a long time, the two of you smile at one another over the words of a report dealing with Victoria. For the first time in a long time, you have reason.

* * *
Madame President,

Met the enemy at the Raisin Line. They were very disorganized and eager to come to grips, and commenced operations immediately. Three divisions began pinning assaults at various points along the line, sustaining heavy casualties in the open terrain. Two further divisions then sought out and made two major crossings in open gaps in the line. At this point, the Victorians committed the Savior Tank Division and the CMC division committed to this campaign -- now confirmed as the 2nd, "Moses," Division. Savior division crossed on a pontoon bridge, while Moses division made use of their IFV's amphibious capabilities.

At this point, I committed the 1st Division to attacking Moses Division. The engagement was decisive, and I can report that the division has been defeated in its entirety, to profound impact on Victorian morale.

Following this, our forces withdrew from the Raisin Line to the Huron Line, per the operations plan.

Further details to follow.

Admiral Romano may be cross with me for stealing the opportunity, but there is something of a tradition regarding decisive American victories on Lake Erie that I feel motivated to reenact, if you'll indulge me.

Dear Madame President:

We have met the enemy and they are ours. Six divisions, three brigades, one navy, and approximately two hundred and thirty assorted aircraft.

Yours with great respect and esteem,

R. J. Burns




To be continued...
 
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