Alchemist probably caused a collapse of the infernal economy by removing the claims on Constantine
THE DEMON OF HELL STREET
Deep in the infernal pyres of hell lays a golden street paved with the gathered riches of sinners from ages long past and recent.
Normally it is a place of bartering and deals, of sophisticated demons and devils looking to make a profit in the name of Mammon.
Today is not such a day....
Random Imp: "Buy buy buy! The value of sinner bones are on the rise! DIAMOND HANDS MOTHER#&*@!$S!"
Devil: "Sell sell sell! It doesn't make sense everything is falling apart!"
Mammon: "What the absolute @#$%! How is this happening!?" He yells this into his cabal of dead wall street bankers who are running around in a panic. As he watches the market drop and break apart before their very eyes. A random banker sinner runs out a window to his painful non demise. "Alright get a grip everyone! Tell Jerry I appreciate the classics when he gets back up here."
A Devil clad in a suit comes running in, heaving and panting as his rolls of fat sweat profusely. "Sir I found it! I found the cause!"
Mammon: "Give it the @#$% here then!" Reading the scroll he feels his face go slack, as he reads and rereads he goes from pale to flaming red. "Why the @#$% did over a thousand demons, devils and .... the Queen of England? Nevermind! How did each and everyone of them OWN CONSTANTINE'S DAMNED SOUL!? AND WHY DID THEY ALL BACK THEIR THRICE DAMNED LOANS WITH IT!?"
Banker 263: "Oh my God (everyone including himself hisses in pain), it's happening again. Sir! Its a CONSTANTINE BUBBLE. And it just popped!"
Topside in a Bar called Lux a exquisite Whiskey is being enjoyed as the owner looks on with amusement at the chaos unfolding.