Yeah it is more like: "Join the Dark side, you are assured a good salary, tailor made insurance, excellent dental care and the best pension in the galaxy!"
May The Invisible Hand Be With You - (Star Wars CK2-Style Quest)
- Thread starter Dr. Snark
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Hasn't it been pointed out that the Temple is on the only patch of solid land left on Coruscant?
I figure it could be our version of Kreia's ability to weaponize force wounds. To be exact I'm thinking of the scene in the game where she kills the Jedi Council members by making them 'see the Force through the eyes of the Exile'.
So we'd get to emulate a less destructive and more controllable version of Nihilus' stuff, given the parallels between us.
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Aramis
An unwilling witness
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- Who cares?
...That is a hilarious autocorruption.
Wolfund
{Verified Historian}
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- France
just to be fair Ciaran tend to lean more toward a grey path than the dark path of the force, that with being a centered dark side user and using jedi techniques...
anyway.
I remember when we were just playing a small nondescript gang in the bowel of Coruscant and when our most pressing matter was what to serve at the bar... good old days... Before the threat of impending galactical war and Sith megalomanie...
anyway.
I remember when we were just playing a small nondescript gang in the bowel of Coruscant and when our most pressing matter was what to serve at the bar... good old days... Before the threat of impending galactical war and Sith megalomanie...
Diomedea
A piece of the continent
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- The interblag
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At this point, I'm pretty sure Ciaran is going to retire rather than go through the effort of actually running the whole galaxy. She'll do something like gather Bail, Padme, and Satine, inform them that she's gathered the least corrupt senators together, blackmailed the rest of the senators for them already (which is how she knew they were the least corrupt) and that they get to write a new constitution and to call her if anything gets too out of hand, but she'd prefer if they didn't since she's busy writing a comprehensive book on the true history of the Jedi Civil War, and its aftermath (which is totally serious scholarly work, and in no way smutty historical fanfiction about Revan and Meetra and their various companions).
Well Ciaran has always wanted to own the galaxy, not rule it. So become Empress, delegate all work onto others and only pop out of retirement if someone's messed up seems like her perfect end game.
Regardless of it being true the fact that this is a Jedi Master talking to a Sith Lord still makes it hilarious.
Aramis
An unwilling witness
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She'd basically be the main shareholder rather than the CEO, which I am 100% on board with.
Barondoctor
The things I chase come to me.
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- The other side of the mirror
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Majority owner, technically on the board of directors but mostly in an absentee fashion, you could work that.
Sinsystems
Patron Librarian
So at what point will we tell them we are also a Sith Lord?
Wolfund
{Verified Historian}
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Regardless of it being true the fact that this is a Jedi Master talking to a Sith Lord still makes it hilarious.
or quite terrifying, because when the jedi master band with the non psychopath sith lord (more grey then dark anyway) to battle another sith lord, one that is a higly intelligent raving lunatic that think it is a good idea to built two gigantic ball to fire penis death lazer of doom, You know that shit had hit the fan so damn hard it broke the windshield of the car and is now taking a drink in the backseat with the kids.
Doomed Wombat
Let's go Darling!
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Well this was profitable!
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I won't stop shipping it and nothing you say or do will make me. Even Obi-Wan ships it.
Now that, I agree with.
I like it. Though decentralizing probably wouldn't hurt them in the long run (taking up some of the ancient temples like on Telos, Dantooine, etc.) it's probably a problem for another time...and for somebody the Order would trust farther than us.
Can't wait for the last three interludes (what's the order again?) and the Part 2 results/voting!
Dr. Snark
Exactly As Planned...Probably
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Ideally it probably wouldn't happen any time soon. The Anti-Palpatine Conspiracy isn't so much held together by a unified ideology so much as "we don't want Palpatine to win and kill us all." Pretty much everyone involved is an ally of desperation and nothing else. Dropping that kind of bombshell would easily be a breaking point.
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- Just passing through.
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*snif* This is so beautiful. :lol
Crafter of War
The Dorf
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- Bend
Wait a minute. Wasn't Katarr a planet that Darth Nihilus nommed?
Barondoctor
The things I chase come to me.
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- The other side of the mirror
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- He/His/Him
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- At your local SPCA
Very curious to see what Quinlan has for stats.
Not you too . . .
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- Leeds
Both are interesting.Interesting... the Echo trait not the tsundere thing.
Erm... We've got to find Anakin before Obi-won does.
O: Anakin I've got something very important to tell you about Ciaran
A: Oh, I've known since Mortis.
O: Wait... you did?
A: Yeah I was wondering when she'd tell you that she was Darth Traya.
O: *Blue Screen of Death*
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We may also wanna talk with the members of the conspiracy (which, lesbireal, we need a better & more suitably dramatic name for it) about what comes after. 'cause most if not all of us agree (Mothma, Organa and Amidala may disagree vocally, but they're not fools) that the Republic has been too far corrupted to simply replace the Chancellor and say "back to business as usual", and what remains of the CIS has legitimate disputes with the present government, to say nothing of the Jedi Question. I think there should be a plan in place for some form of transitional regime while a more stable and dePalpatized government is formed.
We (meaning OOC us, not the conspiracy) may also wanna consider bringing Dooku in as well. Especially for anything post-downfall. He's the face of the CIS, reasonable & erudite, and it would automatically lend legitimacy to the transitional government (which one imagines would have one or more of the three named Senators as a singular or co-Chief of State) to have the former secessionist leadership involved in decision making.
No, because it's not. Monument Plaza is the only place in Coruscant's upper city that's built on solid ground.
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- America
Asajj: "I just made too much! It's not like I like you or anything!"
Ciaran: "wut in the fuck?"