CiaCia's Bizarre Adventure: Salvage Tendency
Jonz preferred to think of himself as a 'Deep Space Archeologist' rather than accept that his job consisted of trolling asteroid fields for poor souls who had crashed their ships trying to pass through for whatever reason and taking anything of value back to his bosses. It let him maintain a bit of dignity. After all, archeologists and grave robbers did the same thing, but archeologists tended to stay out of prison.
"Any electrical signatures on the scanners?" Jonz asked his partner as he came back with lunch. He sat the second plate down in front of Marcen and took his own seat, ready to hear about how there was nothing out there. Again.
"Lemme check." replied Marcen groaning as he leaned forward. The scanners beeped quietly as they scoured the asteroid field for any electronics that still had a bit of power in them. "I got a faint signal. Machine must either be crazy small or almost dead."
"Plot a course through the asteroids to it." commanded Jonz reluctantly. "It's probably the best we'll get."
The old junker they owned navigated the dangerous asteroid field, getting ever closer to the source of the faint electrical impulses. The two finally got close enough, and Jonz stood up. "I'm suiting up and headed out. Guide me, alright?"
"Sure thing." Agreed Marcen nonchalantly, as if the slightest inconvenience would make him reconsider.
Jonz donned the suit that would protect him from the vacuum of space. Unlike the old ship, they had spared no expense with these suits. Tethered to the airlock, he called Marcen on his comm. "Alright, I'm not seeing anything, just more asteroids."
"It should be about ten meters to your left, drifting slowly towards you from the look of it." informed Marcen, staring at the scanner.
Jonz turned his head and squinted his eyes. "Nothing but asteroids. There's a smaller one near where you said the signal was coming from though. Maybe it's affixed somehow. I'll check it out." The archeologist propelled himself closer to the small asteroid, and his eyes widened as he got close enough to make out some details. "Marcen, I think the asteroid is the signal. I'm bringing him aboard."
"Him?" asked Marcen, thoroughly confused. He didn't have time to dwell on it, cursing as he rushed to prep the ship for Jonz's return. "Are you mad? Why are you bringing a rock on board?"
Jonz took a deep breath as he removed his helmet. "It's not a rock." he said excitedly. "It's a man. Look right there. It's a face, and there's a hand. He's been frozen solid."
"That's morbid as hell." said Marcen, a look of horror etched onto his face. "But this kind of stuff happens sometimes, I guess. So he has the signal on him?"
"Only thing that makes sense." shrugged Jonz. "Let's thaw him out and grab it. Then we'll give the poor bastard a proper burial. Least we can do."
The two cranked up the heat in the cargo hold to thaw their deceased passenger out faster. "I'm going back to see if we can't get the salvage off of him." said Jonz after some time had passed. The man had indeed thawed out, no longer a solid ball of ice with human features poking out but a human male. Though his godlike physique made Jonz a tad jealous. The fact that he was practically naked didn't help matters at all.
Beyond his rippling muscles, a few other things stuck out as definitively alien. Three small horns poked out from his long hair, and looking at his back revealed several bony protrusions and a set of wings, damaged from their time in space. Maybe they'd give him to some of the scientists to see just what he was exactly before they buried him.
Feeling a little bad, Jonz began patting him down, searching for the trinket that had tripped their sensors. As he was probing for subdermal injections beneath the chest, Jonz almost had a heart attack. The impossible had happened. Despite Jonz bringing the man in as an icy rock, he could have sworn the mysterious man had just breathed.
The next hours were spent in a panic, Marcen piloting the ship back to base as quickly as possible while Jonz sat over their guest with a blaster rifle pointed at his head in case he made any sudden moves. Despite the color returning to the man's once frozen skin and his breathing becoming less and less shallow, he still continued to just stare in silence, unblinking. It was as if he had ceased thinking, despite surviving the vacuum of space, a feat near impossible, particularly when nude.
Jonz was all too eager to dump him on the scientists, explain what had happened in brief, and high tail it back to deep space.
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Ciaran was called down to the genetics labs by the head of her Arkanian staff. Officially they weren't divded by race, but they worked together voluntarily, and until someone complained about it Ciaran didn't bother arguing with results. Still, there hadn't been any genetic modifications for any of her inner circle, which left her wondering exactly just what they wanted with her.
From the scientist running up to her, Ciaran had a suspicion she was about to find out. "Ah, Lady Ciaran. Thank you for coming. You simply must see him, it's amazing."
Ciaran held her questions until the Arkanian scientist led her into the lab. Lying on the table was a large man, staring at the ceiling unblinkingly. Other than his lack of reaction to anything at all, he seemed in better shape than anyone she had ever seen.
"What did you do to him?" asked Ciaran. This kind of physical perfection could be an amazing boon for her troops on the ground, but if it broke their minds it clearly wasn't worth it.
"Nothing." responded the scientist simply. "Or at least, nothing permanent. He was picked up by a salvage team the other day. We don't know for how long, but he was in deep space wearing nothing but that a few days ago." He gestured at the loincloth.
"That's impossible." muttered Ciaran.
"It gets better." said the scientist, grinning like a child. He approached the table and picked up a scalpel. "Watch." he commanded, before stabbing into the man's chest. Like before, he didn't even flinch or grunt in pain at the violent wound. Ciaran stared in awe as the bleeding wound knitted itself shut in seconds.
"We've tried everything we can think of. So far, nothing has proven capable of killing him." Said the scientist happily. "Some of us wanted to throw him into a volcano before we realized we didn't have a way to fish him back out afterwards."
"So you're saying this man is… immortal?" asked an awed Ciaran. Sages and Masters of the Force had pursued immortality for millennia, and somehow this person had achieved it, only to lose his mind in the void of space.
"Near as we can tell? Yes. DNA analysis was underway, but… it kept shifting. Based on what we saw though, there's nothing we could mod in to make him better. He's the ultimate lifeform." said the Arkanian, shaking his head. Ciaran knew what a big deal that was. The Arkanians were the galaxy's foremost genemodders, and were notorious for modding everything they saw. For them to leave good enough alone was unprecedented, and likely meant they saw this creature as already perfect.
"Can we… use his DNA as a template for modding others?" she asked, both fearing and hoping the answer was yes.
"We're obviously throwing everything we can at cracking it, but right now it's too variable for us." admitted the Arkanian, his tone dropping from jubilant for the first time. "Projections have the project taking years without some kind of breakthrough miracle."
Ciaran cursed her luck mentally, and cast a longing look towards the perfect being that lay silently across the room. One day.
AN: I mean, we did roll really high on that salvage roll and he is just floating around in space…