Problem is... Father does hate kids. Explicitly so, there was literally a clip of him loudly proclaiming it while baking them into a cake.
Granted, it's hate born from envy and bitterness, but if he lies about it now, he'll just get called out on it. There's a reason why "rationalize" is in quotations.
As for complaints of its length, I've run it by Discord and made some much needed edits and fine tuning. For what it's worth, it's even (tentatively) C-Moon approved!
[X] "Rationalize" It (Briefly)
Why do you hate kids? The real question is, why should you not? Because they're young? Because they're cute? Because they're the "future"?
You've known firsthand since you were a child: the simple fact is, kids embody everything that is wrong with people. Left alone, they're selfish liars and manipulators, not just to their own parents, but even to each other! The KND turned kids into child soldiers and justified it as "freeing kids from adult tyranny". And what exactly did they do with that "freedom"? They either fool around and do nothing of value for the world, or commit atrocities adults could scarcely imagine!
And you hate that because they have just as much potential to benefit society as adults! See, even those who claim they don't hate kids don't really respect them, from what you see. You know there's kids out there right now working for, or even running powerful corporations!
Now, are all kids the worst? No, even you can admit that. They start to learn responsibility and self-control as teenagers, and even as kids some of them can learn to be polite and considerate of others. You know your good man Hank has raised his boy right, and you personally know some kids that are just... Delightful.
Point being, at the end of the day, you're ensuring kids grow up with good values! American values! If people think that's a bad thing, then even if they don't hate kids, you guess they don't really care about kids at all anyway!