Omake: Wichita II
- Location
- Pacific NW
Part 3 of Wichita's Whoops I Did It Again
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Norfolk - on board USS Wichita
Captain Michael Mullins of the USS Wichita was not having a good morning. It was only 0800 hours, he had just gotten his coffee and was now faced with a riot aboard his ship. Or so his XO and Chief Petty Officer McNeill had duly informed him of.
"A riot? Among the enlisted rates? Over...the misplacement of racy photographs. And per said enlisted and the chaplain, a young woman suddenly appeared shouting it was her fault?" Mullins' voice chilled in frosty rage. "Please tell me that this is simply a mass hallucination from a joke with the coffee taken too far. I can punish that within the bounds of military justice. But for the watch to not even notice a civilian running around the ship all night.... I will have to go to the admirals to allow me to keelhaul whoever is responsible!"
The XO visibly paled but he was preempted by CPO McNeill, "Captain, every sailor aboard knows that to mess with the coffee will result in one's body parts being used as ammunition for the main battery." The chief petty officer, who between his jutting lantern jaw and massive forearms bore a striking resemblance to Popeye, shifted slightly and warily continued. "Furthermore Cap'n, this woman claims to be USS Wichita."
"Chief McNeill, I find it impossible to believe that MY ship has been pawing through the belongings of its crew or appearing as a young woman. This is obviously a very badly considered prank and I will find and deal with the perpetrator. But first I want that woman off my ship. Take the Sergeant At Arms and remove her." Captain Mullins stood up from his bridge chair. "I will be watching."
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"Umm... I don't think this will work. You can't remove the ship from the ship because then the ship would be outside the ship and … " Chief McNeill sighed as he and the Sergeant at Arms, followed by the chaplain and the enlisted men, frog marched the girl towards the gangplank to the pier.
"Look lass, be a good girl and go home to your parents will you. And don't let some poor idiot convince you to come aboard again. The Cap'n is out for his hide you can be sure, so if you don't want him to lose his career don't come back." As they approach the gangplank with each having a hand on Wichita's shoulders they guided her to the ramp and gently tried to push her onto the gangplank.
Key word being tried. Upon the edge of the deck, Wichita proceeded not a single inch off her hull. A silent throng of sailors watched on as the two men grunted with effort and pushed on Wichita with their full strength. And had the same results one would experience pushing a brick wall. The silence was broken by the rapid approach of Captain Mullins.
"I'm not laughing chief" roared Mullins as he burst between sailors to stop at the two men, "This...pantomime is not funny. An Act of Congress may have gotten you those stripes but I will by God have them removed from you!"
He must not be able to see me. And he seems to be really angry. How can I make him see...Oh I know! Wichita concentrated, tapped into her powerplant and used her horsepower to lift her arms in the air with both chiefs suddenly hanging on with their feet off her deck.
The watching crew gasped, the chaplain Kinburn crossed himself and muttered prayers, and the two chiefs looked at their captain. Who continued to look on with anger and disbelief.
"I don't know how you wired yourselves up but this prank has gone too far. There. Is. Nothing. There."
Captain Mullins advanced to a spot just in front of the supposed blank space in between the two chiefs and thrust his hand into the gap.
For his hand to stop on something soft. And in a terrible moment that seemed to take hours Captain Mullins saw his hand on the modest but perky bosom of a teen-aged girl. Her grey dress flattered her curves and her platinum blond hair was restrained by a navy blue hairband. The short bob cut of her hair framed the face with eyes of amethyst, lips a shade of dusty rose, and freckles over her cheeks. Cheeks that were flushing red and eyes that flashed with rising anger and embarrassment at him.
"Captain, please move your hand... otherwise I might have to kick you."
Captain Mullins jerked his hand back as if bitten by a snake. "This is not possible.... the coffee... it has to be a hallucination!"
"I am USS Wichita and I..." Wichita's attention shifted to the two chiefs she held, "I'm sorry!" She lowered the chiefs to the deck and let go of them.
"So, yes, I am USS Wichita and I'm so happy that you can see me now. It will be so much easier to help you all now!"
Captain Mullins, focused on the skyline behind the girl before him, could only croak in a hoarse whisper, "I'm in hell."
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So yes, Wichita looks like Sabrina from the Archie comics, there is no way in heck did she look anything like the Warship Girls version in my mind. Now she just needs a black kitten....
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Norfolk - on board USS Wichita
Captain Michael Mullins of the USS Wichita was not having a good morning. It was only 0800 hours, he had just gotten his coffee and was now faced with a riot aboard his ship. Or so his XO and Chief Petty Officer McNeill had duly informed him of.
"A riot? Among the enlisted rates? Over...the misplacement of racy photographs. And per said enlisted and the chaplain, a young woman suddenly appeared shouting it was her fault?" Mullins' voice chilled in frosty rage. "Please tell me that this is simply a mass hallucination from a joke with the coffee taken too far. I can punish that within the bounds of military justice. But for the watch to not even notice a civilian running around the ship all night.... I will have to go to the admirals to allow me to keelhaul whoever is responsible!"
The XO visibly paled but he was preempted by CPO McNeill, "Captain, every sailor aboard knows that to mess with the coffee will result in one's body parts being used as ammunition for the main battery." The chief petty officer, who between his jutting lantern jaw and massive forearms bore a striking resemblance to Popeye, shifted slightly and warily continued. "Furthermore Cap'n, this woman claims to be USS Wichita."
"Chief McNeill, I find it impossible to believe that MY ship has been pawing through the belongings of its crew or appearing as a young woman. This is obviously a very badly considered prank and I will find and deal with the perpetrator. But first I want that woman off my ship. Take the Sergeant At Arms and remove her." Captain Mullins stood up from his bridge chair. "I will be watching."
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"Umm... I don't think this will work. You can't remove the ship from the ship because then the ship would be outside the ship and … " Chief McNeill sighed as he and the Sergeant at Arms, followed by the chaplain and the enlisted men, frog marched the girl towards the gangplank to the pier.
"Look lass, be a good girl and go home to your parents will you. And don't let some poor idiot convince you to come aboard again. The Cap'n is out for his hide you can be sure, so if you don't want him to lose his career don't come back." As they approach the gangplank with each having a hand on Wichita's shoulders they guided her to the ramp and gently tried to push her onto the gangplank.
Key word being tried. Upon the edge of the deck, Wichita proceeded not a single inch off her hull. A silent throng of sailors watched on as the two men grunted with effort and pushed on Wichita with their full strength. And had the same results one would experience pushing a brick wall. The silence was broken by the rapid approach of Captain Mullins.
"I'm not laughing chief" roared Mullins as he burst between sailors to stop at the two men, "This...pantomime is not funny. An Act of Congress may have gotten you those stripes but I will by God have them removed from you!"
He must not be able to see me. And he seems to be really angry. How can I make him see...Oh I know! Wichita concentrated, tapped into her powerplant and used her horsepower to lift her arms in the air with both chiefs suddenly hanging on with their feet off her deck.
The watching crew gasped, the chaplain Kinburn crossed himself and muttered prayers, and the two chiefs looked at their captain. Who continued to look on with anger and disbelief.
"I don't know how you wired yourselves up but this prank has gone too far. There. Is. Nothing. There."
Captain Mullins advanced to a spot just in front of the supposed blank space in between the two chiefs and thrust his hand into the gap.
For his hand to stop on something soft. And in a terrible moment that seemed to take hours Captain Mullins saw his hand on the modest but perky bosom of a teen-aged girl. Her grey dress flattered her curves and her platinum blond hair was restrained by a navy blue hairband. The short bob cut of her hair framed the face with eyes of amethyst, lips a shade of dusty rose, and freckles over her cheeks. Cheeks that were flushing red and eyes that flashed with rising anger and embarrassment at him.
"Captain, please move your hand... otherwise I might have to kick you."
Captain Mullins jerked his hand back as if bitten by a snake. "This is not possible.... the coffee... it has to be a hallucination!"
"I am USS Wichita and I..." Wichita's attention shifted to the two chiefs she held, "I'm sorry!" She lowered the chiefs to the deck and let go of them.
"So, yes, I am USS Wichita and I'm so happy that you can see me now. It will be so much easier to help you all now!"
Captain Mullins, focused on the skyline behind the girl before him, could only croak in a hoarse whisper, "I'm in hell."
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So yes, Wichita looks like Sabrina from the Archie comics, there is no way in heck did she look anything like the Warship Girls version in my mind. Now she just needs a black kitten....