"That one is umm, Tsuzumi? Beta- Betal- Beetlejuice… Whatever!

We only need to wait for it to be said two more times.

The speaker pointed skywards, a single finger stretching towards another cluster of stars in the night sky, with one star in particular twinkling a clear blue.

Did you make a wish?

A flare of light, brighter than the moon, brighter than the sun, flashed down through the canopy. Harsh, incandescent white light traced a line across the sky, easily visible even through the thick foliage. The white rip in the sky cooled to yellow, then orange- and then another lance of nuclear fire stabbed out from Diamond Bat 1, again lighting up the entire sky.

I'm really just using these aldnoah gifs because they've been sitting in my folder for god knows how long and I need to do some spring cleaning.

>[New Aberrant Type Identified. Codename: Lugh]<
>[New Aberrant Type Identified. Codename: Nokomis]<
>[New Aberrant Type Identified. Codename: Vali]<
>[New Aberrant Type Identified. Codename: Caspar]<
>[New Aberrant Type Identified. Codename: Memnon]<
>[New Aberrant Type Identified. Codename: Caiaphas]<
>[New Aberrant Type Identified. Codename: Marduk]<
That's a lot of death.

>[New Type Zero Identified. Codename: Lucifer]<


"Fine. Fine! But, that quote? That's fu- ffffffor the Army young lady, and you got the quote wrong too! Ah sh- shhhhucks, Evan really is going to kill me after I cark it… Caitlin, remember: 'without me, my rifle is useless'. You better be back, or you're grounded for the next year!"

"I will be," declared Katie resolutely, her fingers coming to her brow in a sloppy salute, "Take care of my friends Grandpa."
With a whoosh of air, Caitlin Sampson leapt into the night, over a house and out of sight.

Daniel Martin, formerly of the USMC, could do nothing but look on after the granddaughter of his best friend leapt away.

The two would not meet again.
KATIE :cry:
 
Wow...

I think I will just comment on the funny bits instead. Koujirou was already destined to be a harem protagonist even at this young age!
 
then he does a Gen orobutcher and it turns out the Antigonists type 0's are really converted high potential valk's and the main villain for the season is actually her.
>.>
<.<

what... it could happen.
You do realize that this leads to Anna crossing the Type-Zero/Valkyrie divide for a final-hour powerup like she's the second coming of Ichigo, right?
 
You do realize that this leads to Anna crossing the Type-Zero/Valkyrie divide for a final-hour powerup like she's the second coming of Ichigo, right?

oh yeah i know, they are both classic anime tropes and would fit right in with this quest which is based around them.

If she goes fully dual kind like ichigo her importance and protag usurpership probabilities increases drastically.
 
"Koujirou, you know you shouldn't be saying that. How many different girls have you claimed to be your girlfriend by now?"

Koujirou untangled himself and sat up, stroking a finger across his chin thoughtfully, "Well, I've got five girlfriends from my class, then two more from class 4A, then in 4C I think I have three- gah!"

I fucking lost it :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Go forth Harem protagonist! Train well in your arts :D
 
Pinklestia - Earn Your Wings
Omake: Earn Your Wings Parts 1&2

"Hey is me or does Airman First Class Black looks more attractive since she started Valkyrie pilot training?"

"Nah, is just your imagination. She is still flat as a board."

"Ladies, are you gossiping instead of doing your jobs?" The stern face of a man with a huge scar in the middle of his face looked at the guards with disappointment.

"Staff Sergeant Smith! No sarge!"

"Well, since you seem to have nothing better do, give me twenty, on the ground, now."

The guards did so.

Honestly, to become basicaly obsolete due to Valkyries only working for females and then being forced to work in an female boot camp for Valkyrie candidates. It made him want to start smoking again.

But the fact was that the top brass would not, could not, have all high up personal in the camp be female. So here he was, hoping his wife did not kill him for taking a job that basicaly left him incomunicado until he was replaced in a year.

Top security and that, at least what they were doing was perfectly legal. He had heard rumors China planned to use small girls.

Child soldiers, Christ. It was lucky that not only smoking and drinking was against the rules, but there simple was no cigarretes or alcoholic drinks in the base. Otherwise he would get dishonorable discharge at best since he really felt like he wanted a darn drink. Being a survivor of one of the Antagonist atacks and that.
There was also no cities, towns, or even a gas station nearby. Easier to keep yourself clean with no temptations at close range. Sure there was the fact that for some reason most Valkyrie pilots were attractive women, but that happened to not be one of his vices, thank you very much.

And he really wanted to know were the hell Valkyries came from. Were they some kind of alien tech? Something they stole from the Antagonist, did they just appear out of nowhere?

Whatever, it was beyond his pay grade. All he knew was that those things upgraded any machine they bonded to and only females and maybe a guy in a million could be pilots.

They were using Jets, since it made the transition easier for pilots, but he would not be surprised if in a few years from now the things ended looking like out of one of those Mechas from Japanese cartoons.

"Are you two done? Good, now get back to your post!"

*****

She looked... pretty. Jessie Alice Black, Airman First Class, the most dull looking out all the women in her family, now looked... pretty. The change had been so gradual and she had been so busy with training she did not notice until she finally heard the new gossip about her.

It should not affect her the way it was doing. Not when it had been years since she had simply accepted that every other female in her family just looked better than she did.

There was a war going on, a war with fucking aliens. They were using black box tech only the highter ups might now were the hell came from. And here she was, worrying because Palas Athenea USV B09 was making her more attractive.

Oh, now she could undertand the damn Chinese. If the tech wanted to make attractive women, maybe they would get better Valkyries if they started to bond and train girls who had not even started puberty yet?

A flash of horror showed in her face, what little she knew mixed with all the space opera science fiction she used to read.

If the war went worse, soon not only training by the Chinese would start with young girls who had no idea what they were forced into. The practice would extend to all countries. Children rights ignored in the need of more pilots. And from that, how long until it went to simply have child soldiers?

"Stop."

She was just a Valkyrie
pilot in training, that was it. And she doubted even the President would be able to prevent using young girls if every other country started doing it.

That doesn't meant she could do nothing about it, just whatever she did was a bucket of fresh water dropped in a salt lake.

If she wrote a report, backed it with some evidence, did a few historical comparisons... then what?

Wouldn't that just make the US just start to recruit young girls faster?

How could she keep those girl safer? How could she do her best to serve her country?

Even with jets, she had not been an Ace, just good and experienced. All she seemed good at was at... surviving to see another day?

To survive, was that it?

Valkyries were still quite new tech. If she survived, if she lasted as a pilot long enough, then she would be responsible to teach those little girls.

Damn she really needed a drink right now, but even if she had managed to smuggle one bottle or a dozen, getting smashed was a big no if she really planned to survive long enough.

Those bottles she had not smuggled were better used as bribes. Or maybe she could trade some soap and lotions instead. As a Wingman First Class she had certain commodities that did not extend to all the base.

All unlikely her, most of the base girls tended to be... girly girls. Not that there was anything wrong with that, mind you, it just wasn't her.

"Hey Palas, anything to say?"

[Cats are cute, I want a cat!]

Damn faulty programming, all that Palas did outside training was to spout nosence. Yesterday it had wanted to ride a pink Elephant and sing Macanera at the same time. She let her do the last one.

"Maybe when I become a pilot. What cat do you want?"

[I want a cat that farts rainbows and shots ice cream lasers!]

"Why I am more pretty now?"

[Pretty Warrior of Justice Valkyrie Black, will punish the Antagonist in the name of Love!]

Yeah helpful as usual. But at least Palas was fun. Even if talking to her was not better than using a chatbot unless it was training.

"Palas, were do you think the Antagonist next atack will be?"

[36% of being Africa. All the others units agree. Hard to increase accuracy of prediction without more units in the network.]

What?

"Palas Athenea USV B09, explain about the network."

[All flight members Valkyrie units connected to network. Network increases combat cordination of flight. Network increases processing power of Valkyrie units connected to it. Network formed 10 days, 9 hours, 2 minutes, 23 seconds ago. Network created by order of Airman First Class Black and approved by the rest of the flight.]

"What order did I give to order the formation of the Network?"

[Internet Killed the Video Star]

Whatever, drink now, worry later.

AN: Black rolled both Crazy AI and a high roll in compatibility, so yeah. Internet Killed the Video Star is parody video of an older song. Here: is by The Broad Band. The The Limousines just stole the tittle but their song has nothing to do with it.
 
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Yeah. It really is a -1 world. Despite the fact that there's hope, it's not exactly all fluffy bunnies either.

I wonder if Anna and Katie would get along?
 
Hmph, there's only room in this anime for one quirky gaijin, Katie. If that is your real name!

...

Well, two quirky gaijin. Three if you count Shuri too, but she's not very quirky unless you count 'drill sergeant sensei' as quirky.

...

But four is definitely too much!
 
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Hmph, there's only room in this anime for one quirky gaijin, Katie. If that is your real name!

...

Well, two quirky gaijin. Three if you count Shuri too, but she's not very quirky unless you count 'drill sergeant sensei' as quirky.

...

But four is definitely kill kill kill kill

FTFY? Or just kaizuki not having a brain this late at night?

In other news, YOU CANT MAKE ME READ IT UNTIL I WANT TO SENPAI, IT SHALL AWAIT A NIGHT WHEN THE DARK THINGS CLOSE IN ON THE KAIZUKI AND AT THAT TIME IT SHALL FEED THE FIRES OF HAPPINESS.

*looks at post*

...

I'll come back when I have a brain again. Bye.
 
... I can't even say "You must be new", because I know you're not, man. We all know you're not.

Then again, you might be the type that finds joy in suffering, so... you do you, bud.
You say that like that wasn't an interlude about Koji and Setsuna's childhood days with their Mysterious Friend The Superhuman.
 
Well, I guess we know who The Superhuman is. A weeaboo with good intentions. Not sure how I feel about that. I'm really not at all fond of that kind of character. It hurts my dignity to read, honestly. At the same time, I like military brats, and I could I guess see one trying to fit in by adopting that kind of persona. If this was a +1, +3, or +5 setting it might fit better. Certainly in a +5, which is describes at "Nippon Banzai!", but I probably wouldn't read this for that exact reason. Call me conflicted, for now.
 
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... I can't even say "You must be new", because I know you're not, man. We all know you're not.

Then again, you might be the type that finds joy in suffering, so... you do you, bud.

...

Oh lord, I posted that. *calmly walks out of thread* BBL.

Edit: *comes back*

Well, I guess we know who The Superhuman is. A weeaboo with good intentions. Not sure how I feel about that. I'm really not at all fond of that kind of character. It hurts my dignity to read, honestly. At the same time, I like military brats, and I could I guess see one trying to fit in by adopting that kind of persona. If this was a +1, +3, or +5 setting it might fit better. Certainly in a +5, which is describes at "Nippon Banzai!", but I probably wouldn't read this for that exact reason. Call me conflicted, for now.

Yeah but this was 6 years ago. She might have changed... Maybe...

And, uh... Well. Senpai hasn't let us down yet. I think we can afford to put our trust in him for a while longer ever.
 
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