And What a Dance it Was (NO SV, War is Coming, Prepare)

Reader mode
Magoose said:
Thats because I took that 100 away... so we it would be added to the next update.

Listen man, I have a hard enough time keeping track of everything due to... WEll, the sheer amount im getting.

I'm just going off of what i know for certian.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
Poor Magoose... In his hubris he started a ASOIF quest in the peak popularity of HOTD, and now he has the same problem as Dr. Snark had with May The Invisible Hand Be With You... Too many frigging omakes :V...
 
Last edited:
So any more questions.

Also, the next update will be rather shorter then the others, as my moms birthday is tommorow.
 
Be surprised if Dorne had any strength left after this possible rebellions. Viserys might of just conquered Dorne by just starving them.
 
mrsean22 said:
Be surprised if Dorne had any strength left after this possible rebellions. Viserys might of just conquered Dorne by just starving them.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
Even though they will be weakened, don't count them out just yet.

Esspecially because of how much money... Dorne made in the last few years. And how many free companies are looking for work.
 
Happy Birthday to your mom, Magoose!

Magoose said:
After the third turn actually.

Mostly because... Well... I have plans for the crownlands because oh boy... That shit is spicy.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...

Now I am afraid, better write that omake soon just in case.

Magoose said:
NOthing good, thats What I can say... The Martells fucked up...

Also the Daynes are chads.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...

The Daynes becoming the new ruling Princes of Dorne seens closer than expected
 
Fanhunter696 said:
Dammit, I kind of wanted to pry Dawn out of the hands of the Sword of Dawn after our inevitable roaring Rampge of Revenge through Dorne...
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
WE can always do that during the conquest of Dorne post Dance.

Though it will take a few decades. We'll be an old man by then, but that dosen't matter.
 
Magoose said:
WE can always do that during the conquest of Dorne post Dance.

Though it will take a few decades. We'll be an old man by then, but that dosen't matter.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
Old man Lucien might actually be patient and tempered, and the Dornish might have different house words than "unbowed, unbent, unbroken" having not been brought into the fold via marriage.
 
Tabascoheath said:
Old man Lucien might actually be patient and tempered, and the Dornish might have different house words than "unbowed, unbent, unbroken" having not been brought into the fold via marriage.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
But they still get brought into the fold, either way.

And Lucien gets a bachelor pad, and all the Stepstones in the Narrow Sea, because yes, he decided to have fun, and develop a shithole of a region into something that is awesome in his spare time. in between making babies, serving his king, and otherwise being a legend in Westerosi History.

Because Why not colonize the Stepstones with a Religious minority that is being persecuted by the majority. It's a sane option, and it makes money.

Also, America and Australia did it, so why can't Westeros.
 
Magoose said:
But they still get brought into the fold, either way.

And Lucien gets a bachelor pad, and all the Stepstones in the Narrow Sea, because yes, he decided to have fun, and develop a shithole of a region into something that is awesome in his spare time. in between making babies, serving his king, and otherwise being a legend in Westerosi History.

Because Why not colonize the Stepstones with a Religious minority that is being persecuted by the majority. It's a sane option, and it makes money.

Also, America and Australia did it, so why can't Westeros.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
Port Tabasco isn't a pipe dream yet lads! The Stepstones also maintain a premium trade location and having nice ports in the area would be a wonderful boon to the Treasury (on top of having 7 out of 7 kingdoms on the continent :V)
 
Ghost in the sun said:
But they can help Lucien deal with the after efects of the rumor mill
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
Looks at disaster roll?

What after effects of the rumor mill?
Tabascoheath said:
Port Tabasco isn't a pipe dream yet lads! The Stepstones also maintain a premium trade location and having nice ports in the area would be a wonderful boon to the Treasury (on top of having 7 out of 7 kingdoms on the continent :V)
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
The Stepstones… also have the outlasted capital of pirates on the Narrow sea…. Take it out and the seas are clear for more trade, more money and more Tarrifs.

Also the Stepstones are perfect for crowing more tropical fruits…like orenges

Or coffee.
 
Last edited:
Lucien getting to say Walder Frey age is technically possible. Lucien is in pretty great shape physically while Walder Frey wasn't the most martial.
 
Magoose said:
The Stepstones… also have the outlasted capital of the Narrow sea…. Take it out and the seas are clear for more trade, more money and more Tarrifs.

Also the Stepstones are perfect for crowing more tropical fruits…like orenges

Or coffee
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
Dragonseed colonization eastward? Maybe we could make ENsC (East Narrow sea Company) to do actual colonial stuff, like farming the only coffee available to the seven kingdoms, and fuck with the daughters... Now hear me out fellas, just hear me out, ENsC Dothraki cavalry brigades to police the Westerosi colonial project. The brits had gurkhas, so we need some loyal fighters to reward too.
 
Magoose said:
WE can always do that during the conquest of Dorne post Dance.

Though it will take a few decades. We'll be an old man by then, but that dosen't matter.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...

Well, at that point we would probably have killed at least some traitor Lord during the Dance with a Valyrian steel sword that we can take for ourselves...

Magoose said:
But they still get brought into the fold, either way.

And Lucien gets a bachelor pad, and all the Stepstones in the Narrow Sea, because yes, he decided to have fun, and develop a shithole of a region into something that is awesome in his spare time. in between making babies, serving his king, and otherwise being a legend in Westerosi History.

Because Why not colonize the Stepstones with a Religious minority that is being persecuted by the majority. It's a sane option, and it makes money.

Also, America and Australia did it, so why can't Westeros.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
If you are being this optimist, we are going to have a really bad time soon...

And yeah the Stepstones may be Prime Real State, but seeing how fucking devastating the Dance was we may not have the population, resources or the Will to do it.

I hope to be wrong, but once the shit gets real we are going to lose plenty of friends and family, at that point we could very well be the most sullen man in Westeros (Kind of like Aegon III)
 
Ghost in the sun said:
By Old Valyria what happened in the Crowlands....

In other hands @Tabascoheath, the three girls remaing for the sheets (that I will make after the omake), got decided as Jocelyn Selmy, Rhyella Coldwater if you have any requests for skills or Traits I will take it! Same for the Reyne girl aka Caliadne Reyne to you @Fanhunter696
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...
Maybe Jocelyn can have some martial stuff, be the military of knightly minded waifu of the gaggle (our tomboy if you will), and Rhyella could play the primo spymaster roll, just like I made dwarfson for us. unless that roll has already been taken.
 
Tabascoheath said:
Maybe Jocelyn can have some martial stuff, be the military of knightly minded waifu of the gaggle (our tomboy if you will), and Rhyella could play the primo spymaster roll, just like I made dwarfson for us. unless that roll has already been taken.
Click to expand...
Click to shrink...

Got it, some of girls are more trained to intrigue than diplomacy but its more of a skill than a personality trait or something that they are invested as a passtime or a role so sure, spymaster it is.
 
Reader mode
You must login or register to reply here.
Back
Top