And What a Dance it Was (NO SV, War is Coming, Prepare)

Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on Oct 4, 2022 at 11:46 AM, finished with 29 posts and 19 votes.
 
So All I am going to say, since I need to leave early today.

I rolled for the trait you guys gained for puberty, so I don't forget it.

D100 => 97

(Fucking Magoose Dice)

How many do you gain:
D6 => 2

(God fucking)

Which ones are positive?:
D6 => 2

(I'm going to get a drink, but at least it can't get any)

Trait Quality 1:
D100 => 99

(No)

Trait Quality 2:
D100 => 91

(NO! NOOOOO!)
 
So All I am going to say, since I need to leave early today.

I rolled for the trait you guys gained for puberty, so I don't forget it.

D100 => 97

(Fucking Magoose Dice)

How many do you gain:
D6 => 2

(God fucking)

Which ones are positive?:
D6 => 2

(I'm going to get a drink, but at least it can't get any)

Trait Quality 1:
D100 => 99

(No)

Trait Quality 2:
D100 => 91

(NO! NOOOOO!)
I know that Magoose dice is a meme but seriously what God or Eldritch Being have you angered to have this happen.
 
Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on Oct 4, 2022 at 11:46 AM, finished with 29 posts and 19 votes.
So tea party with the girls and nat 100 for Daemon...

I cannot say that I am surprised, but I hope that we manage to change the vote and get Rhea the 100, I think she the one that would take more advantage of a fucking Miracle.

So All I am going to say, since I need to leave early today.

I rolled for the trait you guys gained for puberty, so I don't forget it.

D100 => 97

(Fucking Magoose Dice)

How many do you gain:
D6 => 2

(God fucking)

Which ones are positive?:
D6 => 2

(I'm going to get a drink, but at least it can't get any)

Trait Quality 1:
D100 => 99

(No)

Trait Quality 2:
D100 => 91

(NO! NOOOOO!)
I am guessing that we are getting Genius after all,

And probably Strong as well, since Attractive was basically a free Trait due to our Targaryen DNA.
 
I know that Magoose dice is a meme but seriously what God or Eldritch Being have you angered to have this happen.
The one that made me make a mech from hell because the Japanese decided to make mecha... in another quest.

Absolutely fucking horrible.

Well so much for us having our mental stability collapse due to... well other shit.
So tea party with the girls and nat 100 for Daemon...
Not yet, the vote is not closed yet.
I am guessing that we are getting Genius after all,

And probably Strong as well, since Attractive was basically a free Trait due to our Targaryen DNA.
God dammit. THis is the horror I have created. The Magoose dice know no bounds.
 
So All I am going to say, since I need to leave early today.

I rolled for the trait you guys gained for puberty, so I don't forget it.

D100 => 97

(Fucking Magoose Dice)

How many do you gain:
D6 => 2

(God fucking)

Which ones are positive?:
D6 => 2

(I'm going to get a drink, but at least it can't get any)

Trait Quality 1:
D100 => 99

(No)

Trait Quality 2:
D100 => 91

(NO! NOOOOO!)
The 100 didn't get used on Lucien, THE MONKEY'S PAW CURLS!!!
 
Ethereal: Your beauty is without question, the greatest in the world. You are the most beautiful man in the world. (+30 to diplomacy Rolls. This Trait is genetic, and can be passed onto your children)


Dammit what is above beautiful

So, we there is a decent chance of being bethoded to Rhaenyra with because the stupid argument "we will make beautiful children" fully applies here...

Dude forget Rhaenyra, at this point Lucien its the most beautiful person in Westeros, his face alone could start wars...
 
I really want to know, what would have happened if we rolled a 6, from either roll on the quality, and quantity of traits given to us after we came out of puberty?
 
Ethereal: Your beauty is without question, the greatest in the world. You are the most beautiful man in the world. (+30 to diplomacy Rolls. This Trait is genetic, and can be passed onto your children)
Dammit, so Genius, Ethereal and maybe even Strong/Herculean...

We are basically the Genetic Perfection personified in CK2/3...
 
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By the way if Lucien had rolled a 100 I would expect something like this:

Under Tessarion chisel: Your Beauty burns in the hearts and memory of mortal kind, no matter where you are nobody can compare for your appearence is that of the divine .
 
I really want to know, what would have happened if we rolled a 6, from either roll on the quality, and quantity of traits given to us after we came out of puberty?
Let's just say it could have been worse… far worse as our personality shifts.

We could have become a far worse person.
 
Let's just say it could have been worse… far worse as our personality shifts.

We could have become a far worse person.
To be honest the truly important thing was not unlocking Targaryen Madness, everything else is just a bonus... An absolutely awesome bonus in this case, but a bonus nonetheless.

I am a little worried about Ethereal though, in a couple of years our fangirls are going to get literally feral... They could go from merely annoying to actually dangerous.

By the way, are we also getting Lustful as a direct consequence of Ethereal (and the fanclub)?
 
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