And What a Dance it Was (NO SV, War is Coming, Prepare)

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So Uh, Any possible memes about the Magoose dice this turn, given the shit that has happened?

It might be fun.
 
The City Watch Status (Current)
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    • The City Watch Status (Current):

    Lord Commander: Prince Lucien Targaryen

    Number of Guardsmen: 1242 (Active)

    Number of Loyal Guardsmen (To you, the Lord Commander): 210

    Loyalty to the Crown: None (Currently in revolt against commander)

    Loyal Gates and Barracks to you: The Mudgate, Red Keep Barracks.

    Barracks and Gates Currently Disloyal:

    The Old Gate

    Dragons Gate

    Gate of the Gods

    Iron Gate.

    Lion's Gate

    Kings Gate.
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    Situation in King's Landing:

    City Population: 534,049 (The city is the second largest in Westeros)

    City Health: Poor (No one who gets sick lasts that long. There is even an outbreak of the Shakes. The Brown stews of Flea Bottom never really taste as good as under The Old King.)

    Law and Order: Very Poor (outside the Red Keep, Dragon pits, and a few blocks by the gates, where the Watch is in force… The only law is the sword by one's side. And the company of Gangs and gang lords.)

    City Economy: Booming (Despite everything that is happening, the city makes lots of money. And it only makes thighs get worse)

    Port Economy: Overbooking: (The Ships can't get rid of their cargo fast enough, or load more goods from the city fast enough, the teamsters guild putting a stranglehold on any ship in port that doesn't give them a cut. Men have died, but there were a dozen more to replace them)

    Religious Tolerance: Nonexistent: (The Faith are trying to run out of any and all other cults in the city. Saying the city belongs to the Seven and no one else. Street violence is common, and street gangs of various faiths are roaming the streets, protecting their own.)

    AN: As you can see:

    We have inherited a shit show.

    A city of half a million, being policed by less than two thousand men.
     
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    • Yeah we're going to need more everything. We barely have enough men to police the gates let alone anything else, I'm thinking recruitment(when it becomes an option), training, and funds are on the docket for upcoming turns. After that we should start doing the situation reports to clamp down on all the problems in the city and get patrols up and running in fleabottom and the docks, then prioritize the religious strife after that. Getting time management should help out so we don't have to sacrifice personal actions, but if push comes to shove I have no qualms sacrificing personal actions to getting the city under control.
     
    The one to Tame the Cannibal: Totally Not Naruto
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    • The one to Tame the Cannibal: Totally Not Naruto

    Aegor, Son of Maelor Rivers was taking a nice stroll around Fleabottom. Just enjoying the nice weather.

    Aegor didn't have the best childhood. Him and his siblings had to listen to their father and mother constantly saying that being related to Maegor the Cruel meant father and then himself should be ruling instead of the Jaehaerys line.

    Aegor wasn't the brightest. He knew that better than anyone but he knows what that line of thinking leads to. Death. For himself, his family and many other innocent people. Aegor wouldn't have that on his conscience.

    Aegor promised himself that he would be a knight one day. A knight worthy of songs and honor. Prove King Viserys trust in him and his family wasn't the wrong call to make. Believe it!!

    Aegor needs to stop thinking about this serious stuff and relax. "Hmmm would old man Roland food stand be open? Could really go for some pasta right now." Old man Roland makes the best pasta in Kingslanding in Aegor opinion. Old man Roland knew he wanted lots of pasta and sauce in his meals. Just knows how that make it right.

    Just as he was on his way to Old man Roland's food stand he heard a roar of a dragon. Not just any dragon roar. His dragons roar the Cannibal. But....this roar sounded different like Cannibal was...afraid? No it can't be. Still Aegor should check up on his new buddy.

    Aegor ran to the Dragonpit as quickly as he could. Just as he arrived Aegor didn't see the cause of the Cannibal mood just leaving the sight of the Dragonpit, Prince Lucien on his way back to the Lord Commanders office.

    When Aegor finally got to see Cannibal. It turns out it wasn't just Aegor imagination before. Cannibal actually looked afraid. Aegor didn't think this was possible. His buddy the Cannibal always looked so strong and never afraid. And yet here he was afraid. Of what? Aegor wasn't sure but he got to help his buddy out.

    "Hey buddy, calm down. Your buddy Aegor is here." Aegor said as he approached the Cannibal. Petting his scales. Which is making the Cannibal calm down. Aegor remained with him for a good long while. Though Aegor could only think of one thing the entire time. Who or what could of made his buddy the Cannibal like this?

    (And scene. I very much not expect this to be canon because we haven't even seen Aegor yet. But thought it would be interesting to see the NotNaruro just being totally not Naruto. Hope you guys enjoy. :V )
     
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    • Tabascoheath said:
    "My buddy Cannibal" is not a sentence I thought I would have heard today but damn is it a good one, though with this characterization we know who our rival is. Good story mrsean22.
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    If Aegor is anything like Naruto I expect him call him buddy. Don't know why but I can just picture Naruto doing that if he had a dragon. :V

    Alexander Sturnn said:
    Not even the fearsome Cannibal can stand against the Friendship-no-Jutsu!
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    Honestly that might be what the Cannibal needs. A calming and friendly rider. And who's better other than NotNaruto? :V
     
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    mrsean22 said:
    The one to Tame the Cannibal: Totally Not Naruto
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    Welp. Aegor may have ruthlessly fed his fathers corpse to Cannibal to tame him, but it dosen't matter.

    Still Naruto.

    +10 to the rolls.
    Tabascoheath said:
    "My buddy Cannibal" is not a sentence I thought I would have heard today but damn is it a good one, though with this characterization we know who our rival is. Good story mrsean22.
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    indeed.
    Alexander Sturnn said:
    Not even the fearsome Cannibal can stand against the Friendship-no-Jutsu!
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    Yep.
    mrsean22 said:
    If Aegor is anything like Naruto I expect him call him buddy. Don't know why but I can just picture Naruto doing that if he had a dragon. :V
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    Yep. Wait till you see his brothers...

    I have rolled the Flip of the coin Targ Event... Good stuff.
    mrsean22 said:
    Honestly that might be what the Cannibal needs. A calming and friendly rider. And who's better other than NotNaruto? :V
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    Yep.
     
    Magoose said:
    Welp. Aegor may have ruthlessly fed his fathers corpse to Cannibal to tame him, but it dosen't matter.

    Still Naruto.
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    Honestly could of been so things end with his Dad. Like if Maelor got the Cannibal instead? There would be violence.

    And NotNaruto doesn't want that. He wants peace and for his family to have a good life. :V

    Magoose said:
    Yep. Wait till you see his brothers...

    I have rolled the Flip of the coin Targ Event... Good stuff.
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    Oh god are they crazy and/or good like NotNaruto?....Interesting times indeed. :V
     
    Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on Sep 25, 2022 at 5:10 PM, finished with 63 posts and 18 votes.
    • [X] Plan: Changing of the guard
      -[X]Train a Skill: Administration
      -[X]Train a Skill: Time management
      -[X]Arrest the Officers: It's time to break bread with the Rest of the Captains, and then find out who stays, and who dies. Cost 2 BP
      -[X]From Scratch: You have disloyal men and disloyal guardsmen keeping the peace. What you need is a fresh cadre. Loyal hounds. Cost 4 BP
      -[X]The Gates And the Power of them: You need to know how the Gates are controlling Traffic in the city, and how it goes out? Cost 3 BP
      -[X]Gangs and Gaurdlords: You need to find out how these fucking captains managed to not only be horribly corrupt... but above your orders? Cost 1 BP
      -[X]The Court of Secrets: Something doesn't feel right, so you will do what all people in this shit hole of a city do… Spy and see what is going on. No one ever bothers with the mute.
      -[X]The Grey Ghost's Pained Silence: Your Dragon was not happy with being kept in the Dragon pit. He wants to fly free. And you will try to do just that.
      [X] Plan: Changing of the guard w/ slight alterations
      -[X]Train a Skill: Administration
      -[X]Train a Skill: Time management
      -[X]Arrest the Officers: It's time to break bread with the Rest of the Captains, and then find out who stays, and who dies. Cost 2 BP
      -[X]From Scratch: You have disloyal men and disloyal guardsmen keeping the peace. What you need is a fresh cadre. Loyal hounds. Cost 4 BP
      -[X]The Gates And the Power of them: You need to know how the Gates are controlling Traffic in the city, and how it goes out? Cost 3 BP
      -[X]The Cupbearer's Terror: She is frightened of you… Every moment she sees you she wants to go away. Instead, you come to her and tell her it's going to be alright.
      -[X]The Court of Secrets: Something doesn't feel right, so you will do what all people in this shit hole of a city do… Spy and see what is going on. No one ever bothers with the mute.
      -[X]The Grey Ghost's Pained Silence: Your Dragon was not happy with being kept in the Dragon pit. He wants to fly free. And you will try to do just that.
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    Magoose said:
    Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on Sep 25, 2022 at 5:10 PM, finished with 63 posts and 18 votes.
    • [X] Plan: Changing of the guard
      -[X]Train a Skill: Administration
      -[X]Train a Skill: Time management
      -[X]Arrest the Officers: It's time to break bread with the Rest of the Captains, and then find out who stays, and who dies. Cost 2 BP
      -[X]From Scratch: You have disloyal men and disloyal guardsmen keeping the peace. What you need is a fresh cadre. Loyal hounds. Cost 4 BP
      -[X]The Gates And the Power of them: You need to know how the Gates are controlling Traffic in the city, and how it goes out? Cost 3 BP
      -[X]Gangs and Gaurdlords: You need to find out how these fucking captains managed to not only be horribly corrupt... but above your orders? Cost 1 BP
      -[X]The Court of Secrets: Something doesn't feel right, so you will do what all people in this shit hole of a city do… Spy and see what is going on. No one ever bothers with the mute.
      -[X]The Grey Ghost's Pained Silence: Your Dragon was not happy with being kept in the Dragon pit. He wants to fly free. And you will try to do just that.
      [X] Plan: Changing of the guard w/ slight alterations
      -[X]Train a Skill: Administration
      -[X]Train a Skill: Time management
      -[X]Arrest the Officers: It's time to break bread with the Rest of the Captains, and then find out who stays, and who dies. Cost 2 BP
      -[X]From Scratch: You have disloyal men and disloyal guardsmen keeping the peace. What you need is a fresh cadre. Loyal hounds. Cost 4 BP
      -[X]The Gates And the Power of them: You need to know how the Gates are controlling Traffic in the city, and how it goes out? Cost 3 BP
      -[X]The Cupbearer's Terror: She is frightened of you… Every moment she sees you she wants to go away. Instead, you come to her and tell her it's going to be alright.
      -[X]The Court of Secrets: Something doesn't feel right, so you will do what all people in this shit hole of a city do… Spy and see what is going on. No one ever bothers with the mute.
      -[X]The Grey Ghost's Pained Silence: Your Dragon was not happy with being kept in the Dragon pit. He wants to fly free. And you will try to do just that.
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    Do you need a tiebreaker to close the vote?
     
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