Now that I think about it, we kinda did make Sir Richard into medieval Doomguy, didn't we?

With his prc maxed out, and a cloak, he totally has the mobility and rip-and-tear-ingness of 2016-doomslayer.

And the fact that Oathkeeper will pump him with healing spells as he kills demons just goes on to reinforce the similarity.
 
Richard is a reasonable Vader equivalent, an unstoppable force making his way through the world at the direction of his Lord, 99% of the time the silent disposal of chaff, occasionally the near-as-silent disposal of elites.

Fear, Hate, Joy, Horror, none are worthy to witness, it's boredom or disdain all the way unless you go hard to get a grudgingly respectful comment over your corpse.

I love him so.
 
Explanations for how Marcone knows this will come up in the next section, but you might consider something I said quite a while back about Viserys and the modern world. You'll probably be waiting until Sunday or early next week for the next part, PW is keeping me occupied and I have some work projects that need to be finished off as well. But still, I made the update I needed to, so writing this out and posting it is therefore ok. Please tell me if I got Marcone right (or wrong), I'm working off of limited data (Even Hand, mostly) and doing him justice is pretty important. Also I did some random rolls to see how much material directly translatable into cash that Viserys has, as well as a few other things. They were (mostly) very kind.

I should stop trusting my dice with these decisions...

Edit: also, I looked up how much high quality rubies are worth (considering sourcing from the Opaline Vault, I expect very high quality) and truly fine rubies can sell for millions per carat. Once Viserys has gotten a handle on things, he's highly unlikely to need to worry about money.

Marcone seems fine, one of the few vanilla mortals in setting whose poker face would mostly stand up to scrutiny by Viserys, very calculating and with motivations very similar to Viserys' own. They make natural allies IMO.
 
Mhm. So how do we intend to deal with Robert? Depending on how we do it, it can possibly turn Stannis or Ned into our enemy or at least sour any future relationship.

I would prefer him getting killed by someone in the middle of battle. Or poisoned a month(s) before our invasion in a way that doesn't lead to us.
 
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Mhm. So how do we intend to deal with Robert? Depending on how we do it, it can possibly turn Stannis or Ned into our enemy or at least sour any future relationship.

I would prefer him getting killed by someone in the middle of battle. Or poisoned a month(s) before our invasion in a way that doesn't lead to us.
Personally, I want to ask Bloodraven to off him next time we meet, since he should have the necessary assets to pull that off.

Otherwise, have a chat with him at the eve of conquest and convince him to take the black.
 
Most of Robert's problems result from poor advisors and operating on momentum from an unhealthy period in his life, I hope that he can be reasoned with, he thinks he hates Targs but I'm not sure of his real conviction there.

Remember that everyone around him has an interest in that external common enemy, all their heads are on the same chopping block.

If Robert was freed from the Lannisters and Kingship and somehow we manage to get Ned involved in directing him at the Others I think he has a real chance, our father went through a monstrous experience and became a monster, in turn he inflicted monstrous experiences on others and the same occurred.

Robert was a hot-blooded teen who was a natural warrior, he didn't have to become what he did but given the circumstances it was the natural inclination.

Same with Tywin, he was a ruthless bastard by necessity and continued down that path, of our father didn't betray him, and yes I mean that, then he likely would have been the ruthless ally that kept our mad father on the throne.

Tywin is too focused on Legacy though, as far as I can tell he can't and won't be able to come to terms with us even if we could come to terms with him.

Robert is personally focused, he cares very little about Legacy, his family on any side or even his own dignity half the time.

His basic approach is if I have to be King I'm going to enjoy the perks of telling people to leave me the fuck alone.

I really do believe we could get him to the Wall, he could be Great again and I want him to be if at all possible, the alternative is just a continuation of a tragic tale.
 
Most of Robert's problems result from poor advisors and operating on momentum from an unhealthy period in his life, I hope that he can be reasoned with, he thinks he hates Targs but I'm not sure of his real conviction there.

Remember that everyone around him has an interest in that external common enemy, all their heads are on the same chopping block.

If Robert was freed from the Lannisters and Kingship and somehow we manage to get Ned involved in directing him at the Others I think he has a real chance, our father went through a monstrous experience and became a monster, in turn he inflicted monstrous experiences on others and the same occurred.

Robert was a hot-blooded teen who was a natural warrior, he didn't have to become what he did but given the circumstances it was the natural inclination.

Same with Tywin, he was a ruthless bastard by necessity and continued down that path, of our father didn't betray him, and yes I mean that, then he likely would have been the ruthless ally that kept our mad father on the throne.

Tywin is too focused on Legacy though, as far as I can tell he can't and won't be able to come to terms with us even if we could come to terms with him.

Robert is personally focused, he cares very little about Legacy, his family on any side or even his own dignity half the time.

His basic approach is if I have to be King I'm going to enjoy the perks of telling people to leave me the fuck alone.

I really do believe we could get him to the Wall, he could be Great again and I want him to be if at all possible, the alternative is just a continuation of a tragic tale.
What.
I want him dead. He hates us personally, his very existence is a rallying cry against us, and he's an incompetent idiot whose reign was shit.
 
The goal is to get rid of Robert in a fashion that won't antagonize Eddard Stark and Stannis.

I do not care about the lout beyond that.
 
What.
I want him dead. He hates us personally, his very existence is a rallying cry against us, and he's an incompetent idiot whose reign was shit.

He was never meant to be King, he isn't a rallying cry for anything, Robert has no legitimacy and I don't think anyone should be surprised his reign was shit.

He hates us the same way a child hates even if he's in the body of a grown man, I feel sorry for him and I'd rather his existence be productive.
 
I would rather deal with Robert permanently, but in no situation enter sword combat with him.
He's a PC with a wealth of a kingdom to equip.

I wouldn't put him behind sir Richard, if only sue to an obscene amount of items he may have.

I wouldn't trust him not to have a way to no-sell all our magics for a round or two either, so we either hit him with overwhelming force, use AMF and dragon him, or diplomance him.

(Yes, I don't believe he is his canon self anymore. Nor should any you)
 
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He was never meant to be King, he isn't a rallying cry for anything, Robert has no legitimacy and I don't think anyone should be surprised his reign was shit.

He hates us the same way a child hates even if he's in the body of a grown man, I feel sorry for him and I'd rather his existence be productive.
His very existence gives others an excuse and legitimacy to plot and rebel. Oh, they won't do it out if loyalty to him (it'll be greed or religious hatred), but they will use his existence as an excuse.

The faithful of the Seven will be held back in their plotting if they can't agree who should be King.
 
Interlude CCCXIII: Blood Price
Blood Price

Twenty-Sixth Day of the Fifth Month 293 AC

Tyene Sand took great comfort in the comforting hum of magic rising from her boots as she walked down the narrow twisting path veiled in the horrid seeming of a the sea-spawned mage. Knowing that she could simply whisk herself and Waymar back to the cave should these hags see through her glamour gave her all the confidence she needed to race ahead down the gully and through the shadow of stone trees... bedecked though they were in rotting entrails swaying in the wind like macabre ribbons.

The village ahead, if such it could be called, had more the rank air of a vast slaughterhouse, the smell of rotting blood roiling in stagnant pools almost wholesome besides the bitter briny reek of things that were never supposed to have crawled from the sea. Two crude wooden posts topped with the skulls of some hapless sailors carved in strange arcane markings flanked the entrance through the thornwood palisade. Not much of a barrier to look at with the eyes of flesh, but there had been spells woven into the cursed ground here she did not wish to test her skills against.

As soon as she reached the gate, the sorceress gurgled an urgent plea to 'the mistress', all too aware that in the fish-men's tongue the word for 'apology' was nothing less than to offer one's life to the sacrificial knife. At her side Waymar moved impatiently, the crude spear borne as part of his own disguise scraping the dirt as it swayed. Thankfully, it could be taken as fear rather than the desire to drop it and personally slaughter each and every horror standing before him.

Fortunately, they did not have long to wait as a hag made its way through the ranks of the deformed creatures like a queen among peasants. At first glance the thing might have been mistaken for a mortal woman, and perhaps that is what she once was long ago.

Skin the color of old bruises, a mouth filled with jagged teeth more like an eel's than a man's, and worst of all empty sockets still weeping blood staring out of that nightmare face. "Speak, slave, lest I rip out your tongue!" the thing spat with hatred and more than hatred... contempt, Tyene realized, and she wondered how none of fish-men realized they were being deceived into service. Then she recalled that the creatures had been bred to serve masters every bit as loathsome and for the briefest moment she pitted the things.

Putting the thought aside, for it served her not at all this day, she spun her tale of a great battle against the pale witch and her army of corpses, of how the witch had forced her way in, slaying all in her path, only to be sealed inside by cunning magic and the blessings of the Deep Masters. It was no easy feat to read beyond the mask of hatred that was the hag's face, but the Dornishwoman thought she glimpsed a hint of greed, of cruel joy in marring and ruin.

Soon the entire village was swarming like some grotesque anthill fit to disgorge its army of horrors upon the rest of the island, yet nothing moved... nothing dared until finally another hag merged. Tall as a giant she was but gnarled as an old tree root, greasy white hair falling around her shoulders like a ragged mantle as she proudly bore a staff adorned with bone talismans and treasures torn from her victims.


Eyes like chips of flint looked over Waymar and Tyene: "Best do something of worth... even if it is only dying in the fight for the glory of Our Masters who Dwell Below," she proclaimed.

Tyene ducked her head, the better to hide the gleam of triumph in them.

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Seven of the guards died before the company of hags and fish-men even saw their first foe, fallen victim to snares, rockfalls, and the iron teeth of glamour-shrouded bear traps. Through it all the hag queen grew ever more incensed, not once noticing how the glamours seemed to shift and change to deceive the eye and the mind, and so Tyene grey bolder. Spinning a shadow of herself, akin though lesser than those Teana could use, to face off against the monsters next, having it strike four more of the fish-men dead only to seemingly flee upon the wings of magic... though not before casting one of its deadly nightmares at the disguised mage herself, to strengthen her pretense.

"Face me, cowards!" the mightiest crone screeched, though not in the tongue of the Deep One's thralls... her own, perhaps. It sounded more akin to that of demons which Tyene could not ordinarily speak, though she had heard it far too many times for comfort.

Alas she did not have long to ponder the matter, as the time of masks and games was quickly coming to an end. As the fateful intersection drew near, Tyene nodded to Waymar, who had been carefully positioning himself just behind one of the smaller hags towards the front of the group. The stone near the great hag's foot rippled faintly like water disturbed by a light breeze...

"Now!" the Dornishwoman shouted, slaying the three remaining guards in a flare of baleful crimson that wrenched the blood from their bodies like a wrung rag.

Before she had even finished casting Waymar flung himself forward, sliding the surprised hag into the trap ahead. The hidden rune reveled itself for but a moment etched in baleful green as the death magic took hold, ensnaring the hag. As good as dead, better if they could feed her blood to the trees...

The thought broke off as Wyla rose from from the stone like a swimmer coming up for air. With but a touch she sapped the life from the hag queen's twisted form, before nimbly dodging her staff which sparked off the cavern floor. Though the last hag filled the cavern with a breath of killing cold Tyene laughed between the clattering of her teeth. The plan had worked almost perfectly. Now all that remained was collecting on it. From thought to action not even an instant passed, chains of blinding gold adding their own glow to the eldritch battle.

Waymar pivoted gracefully and flung bolt after bolt of lighting at the hag, though even weakened as she was the thing was somehow able to withstand the blows that would have sundered steel. "I will not die here, corpse whore!" the thing screamed at Wyla, her power lashing at the air in ragged tendrils... only to be turned back on herself, sapping the life out of her until the body fell to dust.

"A pity," Wyla said with chilling amusement. "I had hoped I could offer her up to the king for his sacrifices. I suppose her handmaidens will have to do."

OOC: Originally this plan was supposed to be executed with Wyla as the Trojan Horse, but since Tyene could play the part as well Wyla stuck to closing the trap instead, using Xorn Movement to give herself a hefty defensive advantage which could not be easily negated (50X miss chance and the ability to break off from combat at will).
 
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His very existence gives others an excuse and legitimacy to plot and rebel. Oh, they won't do it out if loyalty to him (it'll be greed or religious hatred), but they will use his existence as an excuse.

The faithful of the Seven will be held back in their plotting if they can't agree who should be King.

There will always be an excuse, always a puppet, none of them matter and neither does Robert.
 
"Face me cowards!" the mightiest crone screeched, though not in the tongue of the Deep One's thralls... her own perhaps. It sounded more akin to that of demons which Tyene could not ordinarily speak, though she had heard it far too many times for comfort.
Dany:
П̞͇̗̖̲̬̯͕̱͉̼̙̜̠̺̩̰̄̉͊ͤ͢͟ѐ̴̴͉̺̥̙͕̹̪̦̤̟̦͈̘̗̩͙ͤͥͦ̌̅ͬ̄̂̇ͤ̓ͦͤ̓̚͡р̟͔͙̹̝̮̦̬̩͙̖̱̤͎͚̊ͤ̾ͦͤ̀̀ͅе̶̳̖̦̥̼̮͙͙̉ͫͤ͐͘̕͞д̉̽̆̐̅ͫ̌͏̵̲̙̤͚͈͇̯̠̥̝̩̘̰̣͉̹͟а̢͗̓̉͐̂ͤ̓̊̒ͧͭ͒ͭͭ͒͟҉̧̳͙̹̝̖̠͉̘й̸̵̴̪̲̭͎̳̼̬͔̗̟͍̎̔͗̊ͩ͊̎ͯ̊͂̄,̞͚̭͍̰͈̖̻̩̰̪̯͑̒̓ͣ̒̅͌̅̕͢
̛̠̪͚̬̟͎̺͚ͨ̉͑ͩ̿͒͐̂̎̈͂̿͗͛͛̆̌́̉͘ё̡̛̟̻͍͈͉͓͍̣̤̪̥̟̯ͫ̃̓̾̾ͦͮ̿͒ͥ̉ͨ̑̅̾̉̈̋б̢̣̫͉̞͓ͣ̅̃̉͐̀̾ͬ̋̔̏͐ͭ̑ͧ̃́̚͘͠ ̯͇̳̻͈̖́̽̿ͥ̄ͯ̉̓̏͊ͨ͒̈̈́ͬ̀̍̀͟͡т̢ͤ̌ͤ̑́̿ͫ̾̓̓̃͆̿ͧͫ̉̚͏͟͏͓̜͎̺̣̦̫̗͎̼̮͉̘̦̼ͅв̨̨͕̹̲̗̏̅ͨ͛̀͞о̨̨̛̗͎͕̠͔͋̔͆̎̔͑͊̈ͯ̆̈́̓͂̈͠ю̵̴̯̻̯̯̞̠͈̭͔̬͉͍̩̱͙̈ͦͦ̉ ͪ̾͑̔̋ͧ͂̏ͨ͑ͧ͏̶̶̵̠̗̬̯̱̳̠͚̭̞͉͎̱̲̦͈̣̟͜мͮ̔̎ͩ̓ͧ͑ͭͦ̒ͣ̊ͧ́̚͞҉̤͖̯̺̬̞̭̘͈̳̥а̧̧̩̦̘͎͙̞̬̹̥͓͇̓̽̿̌̊̓ͧ͗̍̓̎ͮ̿̇ͫ̌͛͜͡͡т͖̺̥̩̖̣̱̈̈͛̓ͨ̾̔͂ͧͦͮ̀͘͠͡ь̋̐̆ͬ̔ͣ̀̌҉̨̬̜͓̫̭͎͚̟͠,̷̴̸͓̫̞̯̯͔̮̥̲͔̞̖̟̞̘ͫ̑̑͊̏̽͑̕͜
̴̧̯̖̼̳̪͈̩̪͈͎̈̈́̒̍̅͛̆͛͐̊͛͂ͣ̎̀͟в̃ͪ͗ͨ̉҉̴҉̢̗̭̤̪̘̥̺͎͉͖͚̱̪̰͕̩͔о̨̬̥͚̘̗̦̹̦̳͎̖̟͔̫̳̻͖̗͉̓ͣͨ̒̀̾̒̔ͦ͆̋͛ͮͥ̊͛͐̅̀́͢д̸̄̾͌͐ͩ̉͊̚̕͏҉͇̟̤̳̺̤͓͕͍͖͕̹̳̱̣ͅк̷̨̳͎͉͈̹͉̝͗̓ͪ̂̊̿̒̇́̆̚͞͞ͅуͦ̋͗͂̌ͯͨͩ͌̇ͦ̈ͨ̎ͯͫ̐̚͞͏̡̺̥̗͕̰͔̦̭͎̤̤̼̬̭͉͈ͅ!̹͚̠̫̹̺̝͔̲̩͍̤̳͆̑̑̋̉̅̒͛̏̊͟͟ͅ
Tyene: *sigh*
 
П̞͇̗̖̲̬̯͕̱͉̼̙̜̠̺̩̰̄̉͊ͤ͢͟ѐ̴̴͉̺̥̙͕̹̪̦̤̟̦͈̘̗̩͙ͤͥͦ̌̅ͬ̄̂̇ͤ̓ͦͤ̓̚͡р̟͔͙̹̝̮̦̬̩͙̖̱̤͎͚̊ͤ̾ͦͤ̀̀ͅе̶̳̖̦̥̼̮͙͙̉ͫͤ͐͘̕͞д̉̽̆̐̅ͫ̌͏̵̲̙̤͚͈͇̯̠̥̝̩̘̰̣͉̹͟а̢͗̓̉͐̂ͤ̓̊̒ͧͭ͒ͭͭ͒͟҉̧̳͙̹̝̖̠͉̘й̸̵̴̪̲̭͎̳̼̬͔̗̟͍̎̔͗̊ͩ͊̎ͯ̊͂̄,̞͚̭͍̰͈̖̻̩̰̪̯͑̒̓ͣ̒̅͌̅̕͢
̛̠̪͚̬̟͎̺͚ͨ̉͑ͩ̿͒͐̂̎̈͂̿͗͛͛̆̌́̉͘ё̡̛̟̻͍͈͉͓͍̣̤̪̥̟̯ͫ̃̓̾̾ͦͮ̿͒ͥ̉ͨ̑̅̾̉̈̋б̢̣̫͉̞͓ͣ̅̃̉͐̀̾ͬ̋̔̏͐ͭ̑ͧ̃́̚͘͠ ̯͇̳̻͈̖́̽̿ͥ̄ͯ̉̓̏͊ͨ͒̈̈́ͬ̀̍̀͟͡т̢ͤ̌ͤ̑́̿ͫ̾̓̓̃͆̿ͧͫ̉̚͏͟͏͓̜͎̺̣̦̫̗͎̼̮͉̘̦̼ͅв̨̨͕̹̲̗̏̅ͨ͛̀͞о̨̨̛̗͎͕̠͔͋̔͆̎̔͑͊̈ͯ̆̈́̓͂̈͠ю̵̴̯̻̯̯̞̠͈̭͔̬͉͍̩̱͙̈ͦͦ̉ ͪ̾͑̔̋ͧ͂̏ͨ͑ͧ͏̶̶̵̠̗̬̯̱̳̠͚̭̞͉͎̱̲̦͈̣̟͜мͮ̔̎ͩ̓ͧ͑ͭͦ̒ͣ̊ͧ́̚͞҉̤͖̯̺̬̞̭̘͈̳̥а̧̧̩̦̘͎͙̞̬̹̥͓͇̓̽̿̌̊̓ͧ͗̍̓̎ͮ̿̇ͫ̌͛͜͡͡т͖̺̥̩̖̣̱̈̈͛̓ͨ̾̔͂ͧͦͮ̀͘͠͡ь̋̐̆ͬ̔ͣ̀̌҉̨̬̜͓̫̭͎͚̟͠,̷̴̸͓̫̞̯̯͔̮̥̲͔̞̖̟̞̘ͫ̑̑͊̏̽͑̕͜
̴̧̯̖̼̳̪͈̩̪͈͎̈̈́̒̍̅͛̆͛͐̊͛͂ͣ̎̀͟в̃ͪ͗ͨ̉҉̴҉̢̗̭̤̪̘̥̺͎͉͖͚̱̪̰͕̩͔о̨̬̥͚̘̗̦̹̦̳͎̖̟͔̫̳̻͖̗͉̓ͣͨ̒̀̾̒̔ͦ͆̋͛ͮͥ̊͛͐̅̀́͢д̸̄̾͌͐ͩ̉͊̚̕͏҉͇̟̤̳̺̤͓͕͍͖͕̹̳̱̣ͅк̷̨̳͎͉͈̹͉̝͗̓ͪ̂̊̿̒̇́̆̚͞͞ͅуͦ̋͗͂̌ͯͨͩ͌̇ͦ̈ͨ̎ͯͫ̐̚͞͏̡̺̥̗͕̰͔̦̭͎̤̤̼̬̭͉͈ͅ!̹͚̠̫̹̺̝͔̲̩͍̤̳͆̑̑̋̉̅̒͛̏̊͟͟ͅ



That's literally saying "Hand over vodka, for fucks' sake!"

Truly, a tongue of eldritch.

XD
 
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Marcone seems fine, one of the few vanilla mortals in setting whose poker face would mostly stand up to scrutiny by Viserys, very calculating and with motivations very similar to Viserys' own. They make natural allies IMO.

As I put it in the PM conversation for this omake set, Viserys and Marcone will get along like a house on fire. Either meaning may apply :V

Glad I did him justice, now I need to re-read Even Hand a few dozen times so that if (when) I do a section from his PoV I get it right.
 
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Holy shit, @DragonParadox, that Annis Hag was seriously upgraded if it was able to toss out a Horrid Wilting spell. Sorcerer Creature template?

This must have turned out to be a pretty nice XP boost for Tyene, Waymar, and Wyla.
 
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