Omake: The Best of Daeron Brightflame
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I am so confused. I know there's a reference I'm missing and it's killing me.
You will know his name. This thread, will rememeber him!
The hilarious part is that this has been explained a few times, including immediately after the "theory" which was immediately after the chapter with the Frost Dragon but the thread updates so quickly most people still miss it except for those brave few who run The Gauntlet of Discussion.
I did, and this was the fruit of it. I only managed to salvage quotes from the time I was still saving chapters offline. Now that more people are aware of what we have lost, I have but a snippet of what our dear mad cousin was. Behold the results of my travels into the depths of my mememory (card). Behold what DP may have wiped, but never forgotten!
The Best of Daeron Brightflame
Let's start with when we have first met him, surviving all alone in Lys in the middle of the infested Gilded Quarter. When his witty fatalism started worming it's way to our hearts.
Duel Arcana
Eight Day of the Second Month 291 AC
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"May you find peace in true death," you sigh as your enemy collapses, rot claiming the left side of his face before all the flesh melts from his bones.
You hear a clapping sound so you wheel around and see a young boy sitting out on a window ledge. "Well done. Pity that roast ain't edible."
His annoying sarcasm.
Of Sellswords and MonstersEight Day of the Second Month 291 AC
"It is them we hunt," you answer simply.
They scoff and laugh as you expected them to do. Then you speak a spell that has grown as familiar as your own name and take a dragon's form. They scoff no more, their laughter silent. "We have certain advantages that others do not..." you say in a deceptively mild tone.
"Like, it's easier to run from a fight when you can fly away from it too." Daeron spoke up, getting a few chuckles from the sellsword and a glare from you.
Not even gods are safe from him.
A Deal with the Divine
Eight Day of the Second Month 291 AC
"Fucking gods and their bloody speeches," you hear the girl curse as she struggles with her task.
"The Silent God don't do speeches." Dareon spoke up. "You should see his preachers. Waving their arms about trying to spread his word."
That is finally too much for your nerves. You burst into relieved almost hysterical laughter.
His talent that endeared him to us.
Late Farewell
Tenth Day of the Second Month 291 AC
"Surprise, Garin," she calls mischievously as she goes to hug him.
"You're alive..." you hear him whisper, filled with hope.
Wyla's alabaster cheeks take on the slightest rosy tint, as she drops er eyes. ""What? No. I'm sorry... " she adds so softly that you can barely hear it even with your sharpened senses.
"Goodbye, hole-y Lys! Your warm lips, I'll always miss
May you rot in your false sweetness!"
Which of course, lets you hear the bawdy song the annoying kid is singing somewhere belowdeck.
....
She is one broken spell away from immolation, you realize, as you a last notice the fine wisps of shadow passing over her form, visible for both mundane and sorcerous sight. "I thought you might be able to use it too," Wyla adds. "Since you are not a great lover of the sun either."
"A woman with beady eyes, Sharp nose and red cheeks blushing
With teats as huge as pies!"
Embarrassed and wanting to strangle Daeron, you slip away unnoticed by either of the pair, leaving them to their final farewells there under the gentle morning sun where neither truly had a place any more, as much as they might yearn for it.
Of course, we would never have loote- rescued him from Lys if he didn't have magic.
Arcane Achievements
Thirteenth Day of the Third Month 291 AC
Upon arriving home and shedding your canal-side disguises you spend a some time speaking of your friends' of their projects. You keep a sharp eye on Waymar to see if Dany has managed to quiet his misgivings on the matter of her new retainer...
Daeron on the other hand, took to Glyra quickly and too soon do you have to be wary of a barelling gremlin giggling mad in search of the invisible boy. You sigh as you realize that there are now two gremlins in the house.
We also loved him for his self depreciating callousness.
The Orphan Court
Sixteenth Day of the Fifth Month 291 AC
"A Sand Snake they called me since I was a babe, Sand Sanke I'll be here too," Tyene introduces herself simply, her gaze weighting the being in front of her, trying to get a measure of the subtly alien body language no doubt.
"A Fool's Legacy, a Fool in trade, a Fool in a ship of fools," Daeron says as he pluck the strings of his banjo.
What endeared him to most is of course, his hatred of slavery.
Legacy of Horror
Thirtieth Day of the Ninth Month 291 AC
"You won't help them if you set this place on fire," Tyene whispers quietly, reading your frozen expression easily.
"The only thing better than a dead slaver is a burnt husk of one!" Daeron we whined beside you, then ducked as Tyene tried to kick him.
Certainly because of his fascinating
Thunder and Song
First Day of the Tenth Month 291 AC
You have little attention to spare however as Tyene chooses that moment to call on the judgement of the Weeping Lady upon the sorcerous fiend... if you but had breath to waste you would curse at seeing the thing unharmed by the magic.
That is, until the serpent fiend freezes, staring with rapt fascination at Daeron who is singing a badly tuned version of the Bear and the Maiden Fair.
Daeron succeeds with Barding Song: Fascinate (Morai Rakshasa stunned for 1 round)
What do you do?
Alas that is all the things I was able to save, whicb sadly includes some of the best fights. But if I could just imagine how it read before...
DragonParadox said:Daeron begins Bardic Song: Fascinate (You are stunned for 3 rounds)
"And who, are you? The proud lord said..."
Of all the songs the damn brat could sing!
DragonParadox said:Daeron succeeds with Barding Song: Fascinate (Bearded Devil stunned for 2 rounds)
DragonParadox said:Daeron succeeds with Barding Song: Fascinate (Crow Archon stunned for 2 rounds)
DragonParadox said:Daeron succeeds with Barding Song: Fascinate (Mallor stunned for 1 round)
DragonParadox said:Daeron succeeds with Barding Song: Fascinate (Ulitharid stunned for 1 round)
His one liners.
DragonParadox said:Daeron stared at the green filled vial with fear.
"No?! I'm not going to drink that!"
His awesome performances with epic songs.
DragonParadox said:"But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you, over agaaain!
Don't make me change my mind"
Daeron sings as you hold Lya in your arms dancing into the night, ignoring the stares of the Volantene around you.
Which are sometimes bittersweet. More so with DP's decision due to the thread's uproar about IRL songs being a great suspension of disbelief.
DragonParadox said:"Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts"
Daeron sings as his tears falls before the sight of the burnt docks.
And of course his last words...
DragonParadox said:
Notes: Sorry for the quote blast, DP. This omake was sitting unfinished for a while, until this latest thread discussion inspired me, so....
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