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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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I kinda want to give them away to be honest, to show that we aren't a man that can be bribed.

On the other hand, letting them think that we can be with their laughable notions of wealth gives us an advantage in our initial conversations, see the verbal mugging we did to that poor Burny priest not an update or two ago.
 
MasterDrakus said:
Bah, wine is too weak to even be considered a alcoholic beverage besides you think it is affordable? Here in Brasil a good cheap cachaça is around 10 reais or 2,3 euros, why my ancestors used to drink the stuff besides each meal they had as a way of encouraging themselves for work!
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On the topic of alcohol, we now have two beverages we can sell to the Opaline Vault -- Dornish Red, and Tyroshi Brandy. If we get lucky with study actions we can make a third beverage out of the Dawn Fruit.
 
MasterDrakus said:
Bah, wine is too weak to even be considered a alcoholic beverage besides you think it is affordable? Here in Brasil a good cheap cachaça is around 10 reais or 2,3 euros, why my ancestors used to drink the stuff besides each meal they had as a way of encouraging themselves for work!
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Cheap wine don't cost that much more than that, a bit more but not much, there are wines that only cost around 5 Euro, and you can probably find even cheaper ones if you go looking.
 
TalonofAnathrax said:
Bah!
That's why you're a third world country! Why, in civilised nations we have wine that isn't rat's piss
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Rat's piss?! *grumble grumble- damned obnoxious frenchies grumble grumble*

Just because you like your wine a step below bottled grape juice, that doesn't mean a strong, fine blend like our glorious Cabernet Suavignon doesn't rule- *cough*- the market- *cough-cough-cough* wow, guys, anyone got an Antacid? I'm dying over here... *It burns!!!*

MasterDrakus said:
what is this? Some kind of inferior beverage that tries to be a cachaça but fails? Bah, a good Bootle of cheap cachaça is way better than that thing!
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Do not underestimate the power of the glorious Pisco!!! Even one of these babies is enough to turn your standard American party -> (bunch of dudes and galls making awkward conversation as they drink piss bud light around a living room filled with the most mood-killing electronic music in existence at like 15% volume) into a bona fide Carrete -> The gringos dancing wildly (and hilariously) atop the table, munching on each other with passion as the Stereos pump out some much needed latin beats (Raggaeton) at full blast. Seriously, its like liquid cocaine for them!
 

[X] Gift them back to their parent temples where they still exist, gaining good will, but also making it clear that the rules havechanged (DC 25 Will save).

Must resist! Let them learn that the rules have truly changed.
 
Duesal said:
Yes. 2.5 million, a true hoard. Well, 2.6 million when we count the statues.

Conquering cities is great. We should do it more often.

I bet we'll get more goodies when we confiscate some manses, too.
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Awesome! We will finally have a giant chamber filled with gold coins for us to rest while we stay in our dragon form, I bet it is really comfy and satisfactory for a dragon to take a nap over a lot of gold, all cool dragon teenagers do it!
 
Wow, that's a lot of money. Where are we going to be keeping it, going forward?
Artemis1992 said:
We can easily sell them off-plane, where people won't know too much about the meaning of these artworks and valuables I hope.
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That doesn't entirely solve the problem. For example, one of the gods in question might well tip off their faithful that we've sold the relics. Which would cause problems politically and in terms of public opinion. Preventing that is worth more than 100.000 gold (especially now that numbers have inflated). And what else are we going to do with them? Just keep them in a vault and have them gather dust?

[X] Gift them back to their parent temples where they still exist, gaining good will, but also making it clear that the rules have changed (DC 25 Will save).

Edit: Nevermind, DP added one zero too many. That makes 100.000 gold a lot more, comparatively. Sigh.
 
@everyone, in light of this little saltsplosion we're all having now, just how extensive a shake-up we're going to give to magisters of Tyrosh now?

Those we hang today/tomorrow aside (as all their wealth will be taken by us, of course. Which incidentally includes all their libraries), are we going to search through treasuries of those left?

We can easily justify that under a premise of "looking for daemonic artifacts, collected during previous Archon's incompetent rule", or something like that.

Chances are, there will be magical things in their possession.
And undoubtedly of fairly evul nature too, considering what society Tyrosh was before us.
Also, copying all their libraries, again, "searching for lore of daemons".
 
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