No more miscellaneous policy decisions that DP doesn't think to present as "hey, you've got some asshole asking you a question and here's the opportunity to sell your prior decisions to them in a way that minimizes outrage" because Westeros is still not caught up with the fact that relations-based politics are a thing of the past.
 
Speaking of effort...

We now have roads, forests (the Painted Mountains are covered by them), rivers and channels. Note how the paths are properly following them (for the most part). Also note the sea lanes going through the channel- / river-system from Draconys all the way to Tolos, bypassing the Valyrian peninsula as planned.

Performance issues got fixed (I had one really dumb bug that caused it), so the pathing no longer takes forever to calculate.

Still a lot to do map-wise, as I need to repaint a ton of provinces to account for the system, split them up in some areas and so on and so forth. Especially the rivers need a complete rework.

However, I'm going to focus on stating up provinces next, so that we can move towards a very, very limited alpha.
 
Winning Vote
Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Mar 22, 2021 at 2:56 PM, finished with 43 posts and 11 votes.
 
Part MMMDCCXXVIII: Wheels of Empire
Wheels of Empire

First Day of the Fifth Month 294 AC

"You know that they say about a job well done..." you trail off over a cup of Baratheon's liberated wine as you offer a smile the officer before you. He had grown over the years, and not as the jest goes 'more around the middle'.

"My wife keeps telling me every night, Your Majesty," General Gerold Torchwood replies. You can see the gleam of a keen mind behind his eyes, the lines of many nights spent not in the company of his wife but seeing to his many duties, not only the first of your generals, but thanks to his posting the one whom you know best on a personal level. Who better to hand the control of your house's former seat and more to the point a city of half-a-million souls, many of whom could do with a much better life than the one they are currently living?

"You do not have to accept," you interject after a moment. "This is not a military deployment, and some of the lords may be slow to recognize how things have changed."

"Slow to recognize the knighthood of a former sellsword, given out by another sellsword in a company of traitors you mean?" he asks bluntly looking out over the courtyard. You could not see the worst of the city from here, not the winding streets that barely got any light at midday, not the middens where hogs and goats scrounged among the garbage of the city, and not bloody Fleabottom where the waste of the city gathered like King's Landing's own overfull chamberpot.

You could still smell most of it, though, unless you were lucky enough to catch the wind from the sea.

"Given the looks being shared today in the throne room, I think most will have the whit to recognize the power and prestige of the Legion," you note. "If there is one thing that is universally respected from Ib to the Summer Islands and from the Westerlands to Yi Ti it is soldiers with weapons and the skill to use them. The Legion would take on the task of patrolling the streets as well as other transitional administrative tasks. To be honest I suspect your day to day tasks are more likely to be interacting with the common citizens not the local nobility. The court will be staying in the Deep."

"And thank the Great Serpent for it," the general says fervently. "I accept, Your Majesty. The Torchbearers will see to it that this city will be delivered to civilian rule in a better state than we found it. The Dragonpit should be settled by the month's end as well..." He quickly recounts the major projects, though left unsaid is the fact that after more than two centuries of mismanagement, much of it can be laid at the feet of your own ancestors. They could hardly deliver it in a worse state unless it were suffering from a plague or some other calamity. Hells, Fleabottom's normal life might count as a plague by most Imperial standards.

You do not envy Gerold his task, but you trust that he can do it well.

***​

On your return to Sorcerer's Deep you are welcomed by a city both jubilant and weary, as Tyene puts it in jest 'Happy Hangover Day'. Of course the truly dedicated feast goers, her father perhaps first among them, are not going to let something so insignificant as a hangover affect their ability to enjoy themselves. That is what alchemy is for. Though the sun is well past its zenith, you have no expectation of the celebrations ending anytime soon. In fact, with the many fine establishments of the Deep looking to reap a fine profit off all the visitors, you doubt the festival atmosphere will truly be said to stop anytime this month.

There are, however, some visitors who will not be enjoying their stay and for good reason. The delegation from Yin even makes a halfhearted attempt to delay the meeting, sending Hua Fen with news that their chief envoy will need to go into seclusion to ponder the wisdom of the holy Kami and how that reflects upon them.

"If I may speak my mind freely, Your Majesty," the young woman noblewoman begins.

You know by now that it is more a form than substance, and she knows you value her counsel in this, but still you nod. Form is to be respected to keep face.

"I think the delegation is so mired in shame that you might find yourself facing a new Chief Envoy, even one sent specifically from Yin by the Son of Heaven, though that may place more of an eye on the whole affair than the dignity of the Azure Throne would allow." She snaps the fan in her hand open from nervous reflex, but does not hide her gaze behind it. "I suspect there is more than folly to those fools' gifts, though I cannot prove it. It just felt a bit too much like some of them were... what do you call it... playing a part."

"How so?" you ask, listening very closely indeed. "If you have an actual infiltrator, this has just gone from frustrating to legitimately dangerous."

"Ah, nothing like that," she says, guessing your thoughts. "More like the script of courtly ritual. Many of those I dealt with would not hear me because I am a woman and they had fit me into certain roles. They seemed inexperienced dealing with the broader horizons of the world beyond the palace walls. "

Which envoy do you summon first, and what do you say?

[] Write in

OOC: I hope the transition is not too jarring.
 
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She's only talking about the Yin delegation I assume, not the Orange one?
Yes.

I think we had a plan for this. It doesn't really matter if both were mired in their own schemes and plotters trying to sink the delegations.

The end result deserves official reprimand, with the end result being "relations normalized, due to no small effort on our own part, now fix it and don't return until you have".
 
[X] Plan: Quietly yelling at the Azure and Orange delegations.
---[X] Call the Azure leader, Hua Fen, Pol Ning and her minder to one of your smaller solars for receiving guests.
---[X] Tell them that you have some things to say about the events of yesterday and that you want them to listen closely.
---[X] If they at any point try to speak up without having been given express permission to do so, immediately spend 2 Mythic Power to cast a Mythic Bloodwish to replicate Mythic Silence, centered on you and excluding yourself, effectively revoking their noise making privileges without having to actually cast anything on them. The spell is cast without any outwards sign except a swift and slight cutting motion with his hand.
---[X] To Azure: Both the undertones of their speech and their gifts was blatantly obvious to you. You threw them lifeline after lifeline since you did not want to cause any more of a scene than necessary. It is at this point irrelevant to you if this has been the result of arrogance, sabotage or simple incompetence. Most likely a mixture of all three. You have written a nice letter to his lord that explains their screw-ups in detail and heavily suggests for him to not send diplomats to anything more important than a pig-sty until he has cleaned house in the diplomatic corps. Next time, they should listen to Hua Fen, who as far as you know tried to prevent this mess but was not listened to.
---[X] To Orange: Releasing a potentially hostile Kami in the middle of a courtly function would have constituted a breach of guest right at the least and manslaughter at worst if anyone would have died from his actions. You do not know what precisely he was thinking while trying to do so, most likely nothing at all, and will be happier to never hear his justification, but he should appreciate that, had Pol Ning not interrupted him, he would most likely be dead by now, either due to palace security cutting him down or due to being hanged for the dead and wounded he caused. As far as you are concerned, he owes Pol Ning a life debt. As far as the palace security is concerned, he is a security threat and will be removed immediately, should he ever try to set foot into the palace again. State again that Pol Nings help in freeing the Kami was much appreciated, but you could not reward their delegation by accepting it right after one of theirs nearly caused a bloody war. You have written a nice letter detailing these things for their lord.
---[X] To Both: The Imperium is neutral so far in the Yi-Tish civil war. The events at the coronation have not changed that. They should be happy about this. If, in the future, any of the Yi-Tish factions cause harm to Imperial citizens, allies or interests in the pursuit of conducting their civil war, especially if it is done deliberately in an attempt to discredit their opponents, the response will be swift and decisive.
---[X] If you had to turn off the sound, remind them that speaking out of turn is exceptionally rude, then dismiss them and wish them a good journey home without actually giving them a chance to speak, lest someone wants to negotiate himself into a summary execution.|

[X] Afterwards, furthermore ensure that there are no hard feelings between you and Hua Fen, given the... spicy... nature of this meeting. You have greatly elevated your estimation of her in your letter to Bu Gai, and hope it will be taken seriously.

[X] Similarly, in another short meeting, tell Pol Ning you hope that her brother is listening, because although the Azure delegation was full of monumental fuck-ups, the person he was trusting the least, her, was the only one you'd trust remotely near anyone you care about. That's not a good look, considering she wasn't even nominally in charge.
 
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---[X] If you had to turn off the sound, remind them that speaking out of turn is exceptionally rude, then dismiss them and wish them a good journey home without actually giving them a chance to speak, lest someone wants to negotiate himself into a summary execution.
I'm still hoping this happens. It's just so atmospheric.

[X] Crake
 
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Wheels of Empire

First Day of the Fifth Month 294 AC

"You know what they say about a job well done..." you trail off over a cup of Baratheon's liberated wine as you offer a smile to the officer before you. He had grown over the years, and not as the jest goes 'more around the middle'.

"My wife keeps telling me every night, Your Majesty," General Gerold Torchwood replies. You can see the gleam of a keen mind behind his eyes, the lines of many nights spent not in the company of his wife but seeing to his many duties, not only the first of your generals, but thanks to his posting, the one whom you know best on a personal level. Who better to hand the control of your house's former seat, and more to the point a city of half-a-million souls, many of whom could do with a much better life than the one they are currently living?

"You do not have to accept," you interject after a moment. "This is not a military deployment, and some of the lords may be slow to recognize how things have changed."

"Slow to recognize the knighthood of a former sellsword, given out by another sellsword in a company of traitors you mean?" he asks bluntly, looking out over the courtyard. You could not see the worst of the city from here, not the winding streets that barely got any light at midday, not the middens where hogs and goats scrounged among the garbage of the city, and not bloody Fleabottom where the waste of the city gathered like King's Landing's own overfull chamberpot.

You could still smell most of it, though, unless you were lucky enough to catch the wind from the sea.

"Given the looks being shared today in the throne room, I think most will have the whit to recognize the power and prestige of the Legion," you note. "If there is one thing that is universally respected from Ib to the Summer Islands, and from the Westerlands to Yi Ti, it is soldiers with weapons and the skill to use them. The Legion would take on the task of patrolling the streets as well as other transitional administrative tasks. To be honest, I suspect your day to day tasks are more likely to be interacting with the common citizens not the local nobility. The court will be staying in the Deep."

"And thank the Great Serpent for it," the general says fervently. "I accept, Your Majesty. The Torchbearers will see to it that this city will be delivered to civilian rule in a better state than we found it. The Dragonpit should be settled by the month's end as well..." He quickly recounts the major projects, though left unsaid is the fact that after more than two centuries of mismanagement, much of it can be laid at the feet of your own ancestors. They could hardly deliver it in a worse state unless it were suffering from a plague or some other calamity. Hells, Fleabottom's normal life might count as a plague by most Imperial standards.

You do not envy Gerold his task, but you trust that he can do it well.

***​

On your return to Sorcerer's Deep, you are welcomed by a city both jubilant and weary, as Tyene puts it in jest, 'Happy Hangover Day'. Of course the truly dedicated feast goers, her father perhaps first among them, are not going to let something so insignificant as a hangover affect their ability to enjoy themselves. That is what alchemy is for. Though the sun is well past its zenith, you have no expectation of the celebrations ending anytime soon. In fact, with the many fine establishments of the Deep looking to reap a hefty profit off all the visitors, you doubt the festival atmosphere will truly be said to stop anytime this month.

There are, however, some visitors who will not be enjoying their stay, and for good reason. The delegation from Yin even makes a half-hearted attempt to delay the meeting, sending Hua Fen with news that their chief envoy will need to go into seclusion to ponder the wisdom of the holy Kami and how that reflects upon them.

"If I may speak my mind freely, Your Majesty?" the young woman noblewoman begins.

You know by now that it is more a form than substance, and she knows you value her counsel in this, but still you nod. Form is to be respected to keep face.

"I think the delegation is so mired in shame that you might find yourself facing a new Chief Envoy, even one sent specifically from Yin by the Son of Heaven, though that may place more of an eye on the whole affair than the dignity of the Azure Throne would allow." She snaps the fan in her hand open from nervous reflex, but does not hide her gaze behind it. "I suspect there is more than folly to those fools' gifts, though I cannot prove it. It just felt a bit too much like some of them were... what do you call it... playing a part."

"How so?" you ask, listening very closely indeed. "If you have an actual infiltrator, this has just gone from frustrating to legitimately dangerous."

"Ah, nothing like that," she says, guessing your thoughts. "More like the script of courtly ritual. Many of those I dealt with would not hear me because I am a woman and they had fit me into certain roles. They seemed inexperienced dealing with the broader horizons of the world beyond the palace walls. "

Which envoy do you summon first, and what do you say?

[] Write in

OOC: I hope the transition is not too jarring.
Made a few additional edits to the chapter, DP.
 
[X] Crake
And so, King's Landing was invaded by Fungus Leshy, who ate all their shit and asked for more.
"A Fungal Leshy for every chamber pot and a chamber pot for every Fungal Leshy!" - quote attributed to Imperator Viserys Targaryen shortly after the liberation of King's Landing, as recorded in the 'Night Soil Memoirs' by the venerable Doo Doo Baggins, world renowned Sanitation Engineer and Chief Voice of the Fungiform Congress.
 
[X] Crake

"A Fungal Leshy for every chamber pot and a chamber pot for every Fungal Leshy!" - quote attributed to Imperator Viserys Targaryen shortly after the liberation of King's Landing, as recorded in the 'Night Soil Memoirs' by the venerable Doo Doo Baggins, world renowned Sanitation Engineer and Chief Voice of the Fungiform Congress.

While Fungus will definitely play a part the most important part of fixing KL is going to be just making sure the drains work again as intended and not just a metaphor about shit literally rolling downhill to drown the poor.
 
While Fungus will definitely play a part the most important part of fixing KL is going to be just making sure the drains work again as intended and not just a metaphor about shit literally rolling downhill to drown the poor.
We won't be using the old drains. Those don't even cover a fifth of the city since the Targaryens of old didn't plan for population booms. It's actually cheaper for us to act like it doesn't exist at all since we won't need to plan around the old bad planning. King's Landing is going to get a completely rehauled sewage system in the style of Sorcerer's Deep, with public restrooms and bath houses and purification mechanisms that purge the shit so thoroughly you could drink the resulting water.
 
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