@Duesal do you really want to diplomance them right now?

We have a fair bit more Devils to summon still - but I'd rather do that at 29th-30th of the month..?

Just so that all the summoning and diplomancing is more-or-less organised in a single update (or two), as last month it was... Weird to have summoning happen in the middle of the month and at its end.
Confusing as feck too for sheets.

Here's this month's summoning queue btw:
20% of HD-ceiling is dedicated to summoning Phoenixes and (several) Preceptor Archons.
No random Fiends are to be summoned for capture, unless specified otherwise.

Targets with priority are marked by an *

TargetSource
3 Desert Devils, 4 Sand devils, 6 Zerub, 5 Bearded devilsMammon's Devils (1 Desert Devil, 1 Sand Devil, 1 Zebub, 1 Obsidian Devil, 1 Advanced Glided Devil Cleric Creature, 1 Harvester Devil, 1 Imp Sorcerer, 3 Bearded Devils.)
*9 Quasit, *6 Schir, *3 VermlekLys Demons
*5 EryniesOur Erynies
*2 Bearded devils, 3 impsCorbray's Devils
3 OrthonsRandomly summoned, needed for experiments
???Gogossi Asmodeus' Devils
There are no Legion Devils, and from the list of those who we will be Summoning, I don't see many prospective new minions besides the five Erinyes, who we can speak with separately.
 
There are no Legion Devils, and from the list of those who we will be Summoning, I don't see many prospective new minions besides the five Erinyes, who we can speak with separately.
True, but I had enough bad experience with everyone's reactions to me pushing through with summoning, that I prefer to keep all updates related to the matter to a minimum.
 
True, but I had enough bad experience with everyone's reactions to me pushing through with summoning, that I prefer to keep all updates related to the matter to a minimum.
I don't think that will be an issue this time. It's all been nicely streamlined by this point, in large part thanks to your pushing for it, so something like swearing in five new Erinyes (assuming they all choose to join us) should be a background action barely worth more than a mention of more Furies coming under Mereth's command.
 
@Duesal do you really want to diplomance them right now?

We have a fair bit more Devils to summon still - but I'd rather see that on-screen at 29th-30th of the month..?

Just so that all the summoning and diplomancing is more-or-less organised in a single update (or two), as last month it was... Weird to have summoning happen in the middle of the month and at its end.
Confusing as feck too for sheets.

Here's this month's summoning queue btw:
20% of HD-ceiling is dedicated to summoning Phoenixes and (several) Preceptor Archons.
No random Fiends are to be summoned for capture, unless specified otherwise.

Targets with priority are marked by an *

TargetSource
3 Desert Devils, 4 Sand devils, 6 Zerub, 5 Bearded devilsMammon's Devils (1 Desert Devil, 1 Sand Devil, 1 Zebub, 1 Obsidian Devil, 1 Advanced Glided Devil Cleric Creature, 1 Harvester Devil, 1 Imp Sorcerer, 3 Bearded Devils.)
*9 Quasit, *6 Schir, *3 VermlekLys Demons
*5 EryniesOur Erynies
*2 Bearded devils, 3 impsCorbray's Devils
3 OrthonsRandomly summoned, needed for experiments
???Gogossi Asmodeus' Devils
No, I don't see a problem with this. We can free our Legion Devils on the spot. The sooner they're put to work the better.
 
I apreciate the meme... but this doesn't violate any forum guidelines, right?
I...
Don't think it does?

I mean, beyond the "no shitposting", but its not like this thread of all places is lacking in it even without me :V

It is just a harmless gif of a Robotchicken short - even if it's an innuendo, its not by any means explicit?
 
A Strange Study

Eighth Day of the Tenth Month 293 AC

Horio of Tyrosh was not a flesh-smith, nor was he any sort of artificer, his last project completed more by dint of his affinity with the sea than than any skill for enchantment. He was a headmaster of the Scholarum of Tyrosh, responsible for the education and general safety of over a hundred mages. .... Much better than binding spirits, after all, his subordinates would not strangle, burn, or tear him apart if he mistook the carving of one glyph upon the ground.
That does not sound like any school I've ever been to.

"After an extensive study of insects that reproduce in a manner similar to Feeder's species, dissecting and recombining them to discover the arcane resonances involved, we have made use of spellsteel and copious amounts of fermented dragon blood to create a mold from which a female of the species may be born.
I am not usually one for drinking fermented animal anything (unless yogurth counts?), But I find myself strangely curious about dragon blood booze.
 
Okay, I was just a little paranoid after hearing the whole thing that happened with Civ games talking about genocide. There was no harm in asking I guess.
 
Okay, I was just a little paranoid after hearing the whole thing that happened with Civ games talking about genocide. There was no harm in asking I guess.
[Redacted.]

Edit: in hindsight I am not sure I should joke about something that probably got nasty in that other thread, wherever is was.

Edit edit: for anyone curious, it was about quasits.
 
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[Redacted.]

Edit: in hindsight I am not sure I should joke about something that probably got nasty in that other thread, wherever is was.

Edit edit: for anyone curious, it was about quasits.

I have made quite a few in my time here, but you'll notice that they stopped cropping up after the whole debacle with people getting antsy about all that.

TBH though we're fairly self-policed, I'm pretty sure they would only send in the riot cops if we tried literally burning the place down and barricaded the exits.

Edit: That and DP is fairly allergic to the word "riot", anyway. :V
 
I have made quite a few in my time here, but you'll notice that they stopped cropping up after the whole debacle with people getting antsy about all that.

TBH though we're fairly self-policed, I'm pretty sure they would only send in the riot cops if we tried literally burning the place down and barricaded the exits.

Edit: That and DP is fairly allergic to the word "riot", anyway. :V
Yeah, should any of us ever run for office they have enough ammo for months.
On the other hand
*Looks at the current world*
For some people that seems to be a plus.
I do miss the meta riot quest, even if it was born out of desperation.
 
Hm.
So... Are we going to visit the General and the Sorcerer-lord this/next month too?

Yi Ti is in shit condition, and it falling to anyone would be bad...
But honestly, I can't give less of a fuck about them for now.
Maybe in a year* I will.

Right now, all I'm interested in is eradicating Golden Company, and I have a feeling we need all 3 Emperor-candidates cooperating for that to go well enough.

With General we probably won't have much trouble convincing him that GC has to go - and we'll either have to murderblender or come to terms with the Sorcerer anyway -

But what kinda has me worried is the intrigue-esque act of jumping around these 3, without aggravating any of them too much at the same time.

That's going to be quite tricky - we'll likely have to set ourselves as a completely unrelated third side to any of their conflicts - probably citing "so long as you fight threats I fight I'll work with any of you three" and "just keep trading with me, profits run this world" as reasoning..?

*approximate time to deal with Westeros and consolidate our forces, finish off Brazen Throne and Illithids
 
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Yeah, should any of us ever run for office they have enough ammo for months.
On the other hand
*Looks at the current world*
For some people that seems to be a plus.
I do miss the meta riot quest, even if it was born out of desperation.
"I may not be the Aberration you humans want, but I am the Aberration you need!" - Goldfish, during campaign speech prior to the Iowa Caucus.

"I mean, yeah, he's pretty freaky looking, what with the spider legs and all. And being a doberman-sized goldfish...but he's got some really good ideas, you know? The Far Realm Exchange Program seems pretty cool, too, almost like going to outer space. Too bad I'm too old to qualify, but maybe my little brother will try it out? Get his dumb ass some culture!" - transcript of followup reactions by audience members of the landmark 2020 speech by presidential candidate Goldfish.

"Although his campaign showed initial promise, once excerpts of his online activities became public, particularly his repeated mention of ' Valyrian big-titted catgirl sex slaves', Goldfish quickly sank back into political obscurity. A career perhaps cut too short, but his legacy in DC may live on, as interest remains high for the Far Realm Exchange Program." - Talking Head (but not the Elder Brain)
 
Hm.
So... Are we going to visit the General and the Sorcerer-lord this/next month too?

Yi Ti is in shit condition, and it falling to anyone would be bad...
But honestly, I can't give less of a fuck about them for now.
Maybe in a year* I will.

Right now, all I'm interested in is eradicating Golden Company, and I have a feeling we need all 3 Emperor-candidates cooperating for that to go well enough.

With General we probably won't have much trouble convincing him that GC has to go - and we'll either have to murderblender or come to terms with the Sorcerer anyway -

But what kinda has me worried is the intrigue-esque act of jumping around these 3, without aggravating any of them too much at the same time.

That's going to be quite tricky - we'll likely have to set ourselves as a completely unrelated third side to any of their conflicts - probably citing "so long as you fight threats I fight I'll work with any of you three" and "just keep trading with me, profits run this world" as reasoning..?

*approximate time to deal with Westeros and consolidate our forces, finish off Brazen Throne and Illithids

That makes us seem a bit too mercenary for any one of the three to really want to deal with.

See, the thing is, Pol Qo has to consider that the other two have stronger legitimacy than him. One's a Sorcerer Lord and even if anyone wanted to dispute his claim as the Yellow Emperor and thus a rightful Claimant to the title "Son of Heaven", there's not many people who will argue the point when he comes for what he considers his, same situation with Viserys, not many people could make a strong argument against him being Azor Ahai for example, their only recourse would be to burn it all to the fucking ground and hope there's less Viserys hanging around afterwards than there are ashes.

Bu Gai can't deal with someone that doesn't completely recognize his own legitimacy because it's tenuous enough as it is outside of his direct sphere of influence, and furthermore technically speaking he holds the title, thus while for practical purposes he does not actually leverage or command most of his Golden Empire, he is still Emperor. Anything less than complete disavowal of any pretenders is beneath his consideration. He doesn't lack a spine, he's not going to take three steps forward and then thirty backwards when he had to scratch, scrabble and claw his way to that third step alone. You think Viserys had a rough time coming up?

Bu Gai isn't a 9th Circle mage with vast armies at his beck and call and enemies who consider it suicide to provoke him too much too quickly. He's probably had multiple assassination attempts against our what, less than a handful of incidences, most of them actually impromptu and completely unplanned because no one has been crazy enough to consider it seriously? Most people don't even know where Viserys will be at any time of day, how can you arrange an assassination like that? Even the Faceless Men couldn't do that ninja shit casually, they would actually have to threaten something we care about to draw us out, and there's no real way to hide a trap from us, not when you can hear a fly from three hallways down or see a shadow slipping across the ceiling in twilight hour. His only leverage is all ceremonial, political, theater. People believe he's Emperor--and it wasn't easy to sell it, either, as an untried boy. Viserys doesn't even bother peddling it, he just lives in it. We don't have to fake it, basically, Bu Gai has yet to make it.

And as for Hastur's Ghost over there? He's done waiting for his turn.
 
And to add on to my own editorial on who we should support? I think we should just help Bu Gai flip mister Tangelo in the north and shore up his own legitimacy with ongoing trade and formal, ceremonial, consistent pageantry. He seems like a decent chap and we really could use some stability in the East we don't have to micromanage. I mean once we got Western Essos in hand, then take care of Westeros, I'd really, really just rather focus on internal affairs and building up a war machine for threats that really matter, since we'd more than have the resources by then to fight a war that Valyria spent thousands of years pretending to be preparing for, just to maintain their own mediocrity.

"I may not be the Aberration you humans want, but I am the Aberration you need!" - Goldfish, during campaign speech prior to the Iowa Caucus.

"I mean, yeah, he's pretty freaky looking, what with the spider legs and all. And being a doberman-sized goldfish...but he's got some really good ideas, you know? The Far Realm Exchange Program seems pretty cool, too, almost like going to outer space. Too bad I'm too old to qualify, but maybe my little brother will try it out? Get his dumb ass some culture!" - transcript of followup reactions by audience members of the landmark 2020 speech by presidential candidate Goldfish.

"Although his campaign showed initial promise, once excerpts of his online activities became public, particularly his repeated mention of ' Valyrian big-titted catgirl sex slaves', Goldfish quickly sank back into political obscurity. A career perhaps cut too short, but his legacy in DC may live on, as interest remains high for the Far Realm Exchange Program." - Talking Head (but not the Elder Brain)

I wouldn't even run for SV Community Council, the hell would I be caught dead running for president, much less Senator or even City Council?
 
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And to add on to my own editorial on who we should support? I think we should just help Bu Gai flip mister Tangelo in the north and shore up his own legitimacy with ongoing trade and formal, ceremonial, consistent pageantry. He seems like a decent chap and we really could use some stability in the East we don't have to micromanage. I mean once we got Western Essos in hand, then take care of Westeros, I'd really, really just rather focus on internal affairs and building up a war machine for threats that really matter, since we'd more than have the resources by then to fight a war that Valyria spent thousands of years pretending to be preparing for, just to maintain their own mediocrity.



I wouldn't even run for SV Community Council, the hell would I be caught dead running for president, much less Senator or even City Council?
Bu Gai seems like a good candidate to hold things together. With his favor of foreigners we should take full advantage and insert our agents absolutely everywhere in Yin. Astral Currents for trade, Inquisition agents wherever we can, hell even court mages sent from Sorcerer's Deep as our personal agents if we can pull it off. Bit by bit our influence over Yi Ti will grow.
 
Bu Gai seems like a good candidate to hold things together. With his favor of foreigners we should take full advantage and insert our agents absolutely everywhere in Yin. Astral Currents for trade, Inquisition agents wherever we can, hell even court mages sent from Sorcerer's Deep as our personal agents if we can pull it off. Bit by bit our influence over Yi Ti will grow.

I'd be content even without him as a puppet. It's not like we have to worry about if his heirs will be more sensible even a couple generations down the line. If we don't like any of his spawn for example, we just tell him he doesn't have our leave to die yet. :V
 
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