[X] Plan Let's Talk First
-[X] Nine Lives and our usual persistomancy should still be active, our permanent Channel Vigor needs to be set to Spirit bonuses, and we should go with the full set of social buffs. Divine Insight and Grand Destiny, too.
-[X] Teleport over in human form.
-[X] Once appearing there:
--[X] "This is a slightly surprising turn of events. There is a very fine audience chamber you could have come to, if you wanted to speak with me. It would have been less... rustic..." // Try for something between honest exasperation and minor annoyance. This is highly irregular after all.
--[X] "My name is Viserys Targaryen and I shall not bore you with my titles, for I assume that crowns and kingdoms mean little to you. By what name may I call you in turn?" // Setting the mood to talk shop. If she was interested in pleasantries and mooching up, she wouldn't have ambushed us in the middle of the desert.
--[X] "I assume this meeting is about the one title you would care about. It seems like the one and only thing most Red Priests want to talk with me about these days." // Let's get straight to the damn messiah point...
--[X] If it turns out that she doesn't want to talk about Azor Ahai related things: "Well, I must say that this is pleasant deviation from recent patterns."
--[X] If the previous is true and then she announces murderous intentions towards Viserys: "And we are back to far too familiar territory. The chance of pace was nice while it lasted."

@Goldfish, what other buffs did you want?
 
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You laughed at me. Laughed! More fools you :V

Balerion, True King of the Red Keep

Size/Type:
Small Advanced Cat
Initiative: +6 (DEX)
Hit Dice: 1 (10 HP)
Speed: 40 ft. (8 squares)
Armour Class: 18 (+1 size, +5 Dex, +2 natural), touch 16, flat-footed 13
Base Atack/Grapple: +0/-5
Attack: Bite +7 (1d4)
Full Attack: Bite +7 (1d4) and 2 Claws +7 (1d2)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./0 ft.
Special Qualities: Low-Light Vision, Scent
Saves: Fort +4, Ref +8, Will +3
Abilities: Str 11, Dex 22, Con 15, Int 6, Wis 16, Cha 10
Skills: Balance +14, Climb +10, Hide +20*, Jump +14, Listen +5, Move Silently +12, Spot +5
Feats: HateB​ (Beings in Lannister Colours), Weapon FinesseB​, Stealthy

Skills: Cats have a +4 Racial bonus on Climb, Hide, and Move Silently checks. Cats have +8 Racial bonus on Jump and Balance checks. Cats use their Dexterity modifier instead of Strength for Climb and Jump checks.
*In areas of tall grass or heavy undergrowth, the Hide bonus rises to +8.

For those curious, I've averaged the stat blocks of a Common Cat and a Cat, Small from the animal companion entry because by the picture we have of him there is absolutely no way that Balerion is Tiny. Given that this will never, ever come up (probably) I hope @DragonParadox will forgive me this. The Advanced template also explains how intelligent Balerion appears to be in conversation with Vee, as Int 6 places him beyond the highly limited Int 3 threshold of an Animal. This is why I've set his type as Cat, instead of Animal. Yes, yes, technically it doesn't apply to Int scores of 2 or less. I don't care :V
*Feline master race intensifies*

With one or two more HD to avoid being ganked by magic missile, Balerion could, in fact, be a functional boss fight for a level 1 party.

I want him to become friends with Skinny the Fright Fiend and go on hunting trips together. There are big birds like hippogriffs and the like in SD.
 
[X] Plan Let's Talk First
-[X] Cast Nine Lives and other buffs as a precautionary measure, the appearance of which will be hidden from view.
-[X] Teleport over in human form without applying further combat buffs that go above regular Persistomancy.
-[X] Once appearing there:
--[X] "This is a slightly surprising turn of events. There is a very fine audience chamber you could have come to, if you wanted to speak with me. It would have been less... rustical..." // Try for something between honest exasperation and minor annoyance. This is highly irregular after all.
--[X] "My name is Viserys Targaryen and I shall not bore you with my titles, for I assume that crowns and kingdoms mean little to you. By what name may I call you in turn?" // Setting the mood to talk shop. If she was interested in pleasantries and mooching up, she wouldn't have ambushed us in the middle of the desert.
--[X] "I assume this meeting is about the one title you would care about. It seems like the one and only thing most Red Priests want to talk with me about these days." // Let's get straight to the damn messiah point...
--[X] If it turns out that she doesn't want to talk about Azor Ahai related things: "Well, I must say that this is pleasant deviation from recent patterns."
--[X] If the previous is true and then she announces murderous intentions towards Viserys: "And we are back to far too familiar territory. The chance of pace was nice while it lasted."

@Goldfish, what other buffs did you want?
Nine Lives should still be active, as we cast it daily. Our permanent Channel Vigor needs to be set to Spirit bonuses, and we should go with the full set of social buffs. Divine Insight and Grand Destiny, too.
 
That was the plan. The survivors are then either offered the Legion retirement package or to enlist in the Legion [Number] "Crows".

Keep in mind the average level for rangers of the watch is 5-6 with many of them getting as high as 8. These people practically live on an enormous epic magic artifact and their day job is effectively 'adventurer'. Just putting them the line of battle may be underestimating their potential
 
Keep in mind the average level for rangers of the watch is 5-6 with many of them getting as high as 8. These people practically live on an enormous epic magic artifact and their day job is effectively 'adventurer'. Just putting them the line of battle may be underestimating their potential
Oh, there are always job openings in certain organisations for mid-level PC's... :evil:
 
Tfw DP rates the post where I added Hate (Lannisters) to Balerion as a bonus feat :V

...he's going to end up being plot relevant somehow now, isn't he?

You know, we could always use him as the executioner for Tywin :lol
 
Keep in mind the average level for rangers of the watch is 5-6 with many of them getting as high as 8. These people practically live on an enormous epic magic artifact and their day job is effectively 'adventurer'. Just putting them the line of battle may be underestimating their potential
Dedicated monster hunting squad of Praetors.

Well call them "Blackwatch".
 
Keep in mind the average level for rangers of the watch is 5-6 with many of them getting as high as 8. These people practically live on an enormous epic magic artifact and their day job is effectively 'adventurer'. Just putting them the line of battle may be underestimating their potential
You didn't ask what kind of legion they are going to be - think Speznas, but serious.
 
You laughed at me. Laughed! More fools you :V

Balerion, True King of the Red Keep

Size/Type:
Small Advanced Cat
Initiative: +6 (DEX)
Hit Dice: 1 (10 HP)
Speed: 40 ft. (8 squares)
Armour Class: 18 (+1 size, +5 Dex, +2 natural), touch 16, flat-footed 13
Base Atack/Grapple: +0/-5
Attack: Bite +7 (1d4)
Full Attack: Bite +7 (1d4) and 2 Claws +7 (1d2)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./0 ft.
Special Qualities: Low-Light Vision, Scent
Saves: Fort +4, Ref +8, Will +3
Abilities: Str 11, Dex 22, Con 15, Int 6, Wis 16, Cha 10
Skills: Balance +14, Climb +10, Hide +20*, Jump +14, Listen +5, Move Silently +12, Spot +5
Feats: HateB​ (Lannisters), Weapon FinesseB​, Stealthy

Skills: Cats have a +4 Racial bonus on Climb, Hide, and Move Silently checks. Cats have +8 Racial bonus on Jump and Balance checks. Cats use their Dexterity modifier instead of Strength for Climb and Jump checks.
*In areas of tall grass or heavy undergrowth, the Hide bonus rises to +8.

For those curious, I've averaged the stat blocks of a Common Cat and a Cat, Small from the animal companion entry because by the picture we have of him there is absolutely no way that Balerion is Tiny. Given that this will never, ever come up (probably) I hope @DragonParadox will forgive me this. The Advanced template also explains how intelligent Balerion appears to be in conversation with Vee, as Int 6 places him beyond the highly limited Int 3 threshold of an Animal. This is why I've set his type as Cat, instead of Animal. Yes, yes, technically it doesn't apply to Int scores of 2 or less. I don't care :V
*Feline master race intensifies*

With one or two more HD to avoid being ganked by magic missile, Balerion could, in fact, be a functional boss fight for a level 1 party.
We can make him an Amulet of Tears with a PfE effect and some stat boosters on it. Maybe stick him a speed boost on it, too.
 
"Tell me, what does the false dragon do now - prepare to context my throne? Conquering more cities in the east? Fathering abominations?"
"According to our spies, he's pampering a cat, your grace."
"A cat? You mean one of the unspeakable abominations he calls from hell?"
"Not exactly. A common housecat. It is said."
":confused:"
 
@DragonParadox, I'm going to be making three stat blocks tonight: one for Nettles now, one for Nettles once she's done some retraining and gotten better at magic (she doesn't have any yet but I believe she's said she plans to do that), and one for her Dragon.
I assume that Sheepstealer is a Red Dragon with the Feral Template, Int 2 and no magic? What's his age category? Does he still have SR?
 
@DragonParadox, I'm going to be making three stat blocks tonight: one for Nettles now, one for Nettles once she's done some retraining and gotten better at magic (she doesn't have any yet but I believe she's said she plans to do that), and one for her Dragon.
I assume that Sheepstealer is a Red Dragon with the Feral Template, Int 2 and no magic? What's his age category? Does he still have SR?
According to DP he's the lower end of huge-sized, and he should be around 80-100 years old.
 
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