"The Other is mocking us with this travesty" ... don't underestimate fanatics.
Like all the fanatics who think we're the Ahzor ai?

Who will suddenly find a compelling reason to not only approve of, but enjoy and admire our tree growing fetish.

The Old Gods aren't really conventional gods because they get their power off blood so if they are praying to Rhllior while donating blood to the Old Gods it really is a win-win for both parties. Hell if it wasn't for slavery thing and rollers "I am the on true god" crap the two faiths could get along quite nicely.
Yes...

The more I think about it the more it seems like the red god might be pushing for this team up...

@DragonParadox go ahead. More romance for Rhaella!

What are the genie and the knight getting up to!
 
A certain Tiefling Wizard and A Pirate Captain were also going to visit us soon-ish.
 
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How much are we spending on the festival again?

Also @DragonParadox, did we somehow invent the sponsors system for this festival? That with the whole captalism thing going on and all.
 
Yes please continue the wonderful tales of Ser Alliser Actually Enjoying Life.

I feel the dude deserves a universe where he's happy (er/ish) thanks to all the fics out there that use him a "villain for glorious Jon to defeat
 
Which reminds me... among all those named people, Alliser is one of those on the list I would love to see as a Praetorian...
 
@Azel, at minimum, Nine Lives would be prudent.
He's already sworn to the Night's Watch though :/
But maybe we could make key Night's Watch personnel Praetorians? Or at least give them the physical package.
I wouldn't mind him being an experimental member, presumably to be recruited in full after the Long Night.

In the meantime we can treat him as a gift to the Night's Watch.
 
He's already sworn to the Night's Watch though :/
But maybe we could make key Night's Watch personnel Praetorians? Or at least give them the physical package.
The Night's Watch is that one exception where I'm perfectly willing to make Praetorians that are not sworn to us.

Then again, Ser Alliser would tear down the Wall by bashing his head against it if we asked it of him, so it's kinda not an exception after all with him.
 
You laughed at me. Laughed! More fools you :V

Balerion, True King of the Red Keep

Size/Type:
Small Advanced Cat
Initiative: +6 (DEX)
Hit Dice: 1 (10 HP)
Speed: 40 ft. (8 squares)
Armour Class: 19 (+1 size, +6 Dex, +2 natural), touch 17, flat-footed 13
Base Attack/Grapple: +0/-5
Attack: Bite +7 (1d4)
Full Attack: Bite +7 (1d4) and 2 Claws +7 (1d2)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./0 ft.
Special Qualities: Low-Light Vision, Scent
Saves: Fort +4, Ref +8, Will +3
Abilities: Str 11, Dex 22, Con 15, Int 6, Wis 16, Cha 10
Skills: Balance +14, Climb +10, Hide +20*, Jump +14, Listen +5, Move Silently +12, Spot +5
Feats: HateB​ (Lannisters), Weapon FinesseB​, Stealthy

Skills: Cats have a +4 Racial bonus on Climb, Hide, and Move Silently checks. Cats have +8 Racial bonus on Jump and Balance checks. Cats use their Dexterity modifier instead of Strength for Climb and Jump checks.
*In areas of tall grass or heavy undergrowth, the Hide bonus rises to +8.

For those curious, I've averaged the stat blocks of a Common Cat and a Cat, Small from the animal companion entry because by the picture we have of him there is absolutely no way that Balerion is Tiny. Given that this will never, ever come up (probably) I hope @DragonParadox will forgive me this. The Advanced template also explains how intelligent Balerion appears to be in conversation with Vee, as Int 6 places him beyond the highly limited Int 3 threshold of an Animal. This is why I've set his type as Cat, instead of Animal. Yes, yes, technically it doesn't apply to Int scores of 2 or less. I don't care :V
*Feline master race intensifies*

With one or two more HD to avoid being ganked by magic missile, Balerion could, in fact, be a functional boss fight for a level 1 party.
 
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@Azel, at minimum, Nine Lives would be prudent.

I wouldn't mind him being an experimental member, presumably to be recruited in full after the Long Night.

In the meantime we can treat him as a gift to the Night's Watch.
Please take over then. I've got stuff to do and whenever I have a moment, I'm neck deep in Teamwork and Combat Feats.

[X] Duesal
 
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