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A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover

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zxzx24 said:
2d10 on a charge?

Yeah, yeah.

If he tries to kill him no problems.

Though the crowd might not appreciate it.

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Though people will ask why we didn't use alter fortune/close wounds save him. Like we do for the people we like and are unlucky enough to get accidentally murdered.
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You have missed the point of a charging lancer build. The idea is to multiply Power Attack damage! A lance is 2-handed (so *2), a charge is another *2, and amusingly you can also use Leap Attack for another *2.
According to D&D multiplication rules, that means you multiply your Power Attack damage (so let's say 6 points of damage at level 6) by 4. Assuming Clegane is a Barbarian with 20 strength while raging, he would thus be dealing something like 2d8+10+24 per attack at level 6, potentially boosted further by Weapon Specialisation or Ride/Charge feats.
And that's just the basic idea: I'm sure there are Ride feats to go even further! I only saw a Ride build played twice, so I can't call myself an expert in optimisation when it comes to Ride maniacs.

Edit: People dying or being maimed at a tourney is normal, and at the point most people will "know" that mages can't raise the dead. And he's our enemy anyway, and everyone knows it.
 
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I would rather just steal the brothel. Its value as an intelligence gathering resource is relatively minor given our other methods of collecting information, especially once we establish our own spy network in the city, while the giggle factor of stealing it (and possibly leaving a calling card) is extremely high.
 
Goldfish said:
I would rather just steal the brothel. Its value as an intelligence gathering resource is relatively minor given our other methods of collecting information, especially once we establish our own spy network in the city, while the giggle factor of stealing it (and possibly leaving a calling card) is extremely high.
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It's ready-made access to the pillow thoughts of high nobility and royalty. No magic required. Giving that up for giggle factor would be folly.
 
Snowfire said:
It's ready-made access to the pillow thoughts of high nobility and royalty. No magic required. Giving that up for giggle factor would be folly.
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For starters, we get easy access to nobles. Which means Brainspider and Unconscious Agenda shenanigans.

We probably even get access to the Kingsguard.

It would be such a shame if someone got into Jaimes head and found out a certain few things about the royal children...
 
Azel said:
While trying to write a joking response to this, I've looked up the Mormonts and noticed two things.

1. Jorah Mormont and his wife Lynesse Hightower should currently live in Lys.
1.1. It took them half a year to run out of money at which point Jorah started to work as a sellsword. They either ran out recently or are on their last dregs if I recall the timing of his exile correctly.
1.2. Lynesse had a dalliance with some Lyseni magister, becoming his concubine. Either that never happened here or there is a decent chance that she died in the clean-up of the Spicers, as her husband was noted to openly favor her over his actual wife and was a merchant, so it's reasonable to assume that she was in the assembly during the purge.
2. Unlike what I thought, it's not Jeors granddaughter currently ruling Bear Isle, but his sister, Maege Mormont.
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I haven't had time to write it but I planned to have an omake where our favourite she-bear and co head to SD for the festival. Not because of the festival at all but following rumours of her dearest cousin. Once here they'd obviously have to compete and trounce the spendthrift slaver.

TotallyNotEvil said:
Bear Isle's main export is clearly badassery.
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Obvious statement is obvious. We are clearly awesome and what else can we export, pinecones?

Crake said:
There's more badassery in Lyanna Mormont's pinky toe than there is in all the South.
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There are some badass southrons but on the whole, you're not far off.
 
Mormont said:
I haven't had time to write it but I planned to have an omake where our favourite she-bear and co head to SD for the festival. Not because of the festival at all but following rumours of her dearest cousin. Once here they'd obviously have to compete and trounce the spendthrift slaver.
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I keep throwing money at the screen, but nothing is happening.
 
Azel said:
For starters, we get easy access to nobles. Which means Brainspider and Unconscious Agenda shenanigans.

We probably even get access to the Kingsguard.

It would be such a shame if someone got into Jaimes head and found out a certain few things about the royal children...
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Just to chime in, but Jaime's not going to be found at any brothels. His entire arc is "look at what being blindly and absolutely faithful to Cersei got you" all while suspicions of her sleeping around with half of King's Landing haunt him in the night.
 
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