A Sword Without a Hilt: A Song of Ice and Fire/D&D 3.5 Crossover
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No, we will give it away for free during the festival.
Viserys: "Ah, this taste is truly marvelous."
Tyene: "Didn't you call that very same vintage 'gutter swill' last week at dinner?"
Viserys: "I do not drink wine."
*turns around cup, showing the label 'Roberts Tears'*
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egoo
Totally Not Creating Problems Where None Existed
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Wouldn't making profit during the festival with his wine be more of an offense to Rob, considering just how he runs his tourneys?
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- Brazil
If you are going to call, you will have to cover it*doubt*
Crake
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
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You answered your own question. How will it be the book of lost buildings if everyone knows where they are found?
Let them wonder.
lockingbane
If you're crazy and you know it clap your hands!
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Lets just sneak in there and use our cloak to take all the wine and leave behind a couple thousand empty wine bottles and one of his bannermen who was enchanted and made to get drunk by us.
The rumors alone would be hilarious and worthy of any fey's approval. Heck, we could sell the story to the fey when we next go to buy from them.
The rumors alone would be hilarious and worthy of any fey's approval. Heck, we could sell the story to the fey when we next go to buy from them.
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- Germany
If we go that way, we might as well replace every single drop of liquid with water.
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Could we curse Robert so that every wine that touches his lips turns into water? I mean, we are looking for ways to off him without directly doing the deed...
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Man if it was actually Lynesse who was killed during the Lys coup...poor lady couldn't get a break, huh?
(tldr; Jorah calls her a goldigger who ruined him but in the same breath he himself admits he was trying to pawn her family jewels to cover the debts he kept on accumulating from failed tourneys, so he was probably just as at fault. So she was probably trying to make the best of a really shitty situation--Westeros doesn't have Divorce after all--that is if Jorah didn't outright sell her himself if you buy into the theory he was probably waaayyy more involved in the slave trade than he admits. )
(tldr; Jorah calls her a goldigger who ruined him but in the same breath he himself admits he was trying to pawn her family jewels to cover the debts he kept on accumulating from failed tourneys, so he was probably just as at fault. So she was probably trying to make the best of a really shitty situation--Westeros doesn't have Divorce after all--that is if Jorah didn't outright sell her himself if you buy into the theory he was probably waaayyy more involved in the slave trade than he admits. )
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Wasnt this part of your original plan to get rid of the Wildfire? "Refuge in Gylras Fey Bullshit?"
Snowfire
Polyglot of Chimera
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- Wordcats
If you are going to call, you will have to cover it
How about you write an omake one of these days instead
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- United States
Oh, this is beautiful.
Let's find a piece of Robert while we're in King's Landing and use our Yss Staff on it.
Funnily enough, Chataya's should have plenty.
lockingbane
If you're crazy and you know it clap your hands!
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Nah, he is probably to heavily warded for a curse and even then it would likely be broken soon after.
I still say we make it look like one of the more villanous members of his court is found to have "drunk every drop of the kings wine".
Like i said, the rumors would be amazing.
Or not..... Damn that is an amazing idea.
Add in a curse of impotence as well for the laughs.
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- Germany
We will have to cut off our hands and regrow them after handling that, but sometimes sacrifices have to be made.
lockingbane
If you're crazy and you know it clap your hands!
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- Waxahachie tx
If we are going to be cursing the king lets make it something ironic.... or just curse him to have fits of rage and paranoia similar to our father... make it look like he has been cursed from beyond the grave.
As a side note, I can't help but feel like this is relevant to intrigue in King's Landing:
..... That, is probably going to happen at some point isn't it?
EDIT: Did you notice the noise the dagger made when it went in? "Thot"...... was the king shapeshifter female or something?
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- Brazil
But who'd crack the whip on all of these layabouts?How about you write an omake one of these days instead
It's hard work, but I'm a river to my people.
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- Germany
Oh, I do know a guy or two who could do that... or a few thousand actually.
Do you want the classical leather whip or the three inches of metal spikes?
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- Brazil
... Probably worth it.
I really like Mors, and am rooting for him.
Bear Isle's main export is clearly badassery.
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- Brazil
So, two things:
1) I'm starting to think we ought to reward the top 5-8-10 or such in the tourney. Top 3 feels limited for possibly hundreds of real contestants. Thoughts?
2) I want to rework Tyene's whip to this:
-Lash of Sands(Ex): The one and only ability of the Path of the Sand Scourge, it allows the Sand Snake to, at level 1, summon a +1 Toxic Virulent Dessicating Burst Ghost Touch Whip made out of sand. It deals 2d4 damage (Slashing/Bludgeoning), 18-20/x4, has a reach of 15ft and can attack adjacent foes as well. Swift action to summon if sand is nearby, full round action otherwise. Free action to dismiss. The Lash's nature as a manifestation of the Snake's willpower makes it so its To Hit and Damage are based on Wisdom. When facing non-living creatures, the Dessicating Burst property deals instead abrasive damage and thus works as normal. She may chose to use it at a lesser potency than she has available.
--At level 2, the Lash gains the Keen property.
--At level 4, the Lash gains a +2 Enhancement bonus.
--At level 6, the Lash gains the Wounding properties.
--At level 8, the Lash gains a +3 Enhancement Bonus.
--At level 10, the Lash gains the Souldrinking property
1) I'm starting to think we ought to reward the top 5-8-10 or such in the tourney. Top 3 feels limited for possibly hundreds of real contestants. Thoughts?
2) I want to rework Tyene's whip to this:
-Lash of Sands(Ex): The one and only ability of the Path of the Sand Scourge, it allows the Sand Snake to, at level 1, summon a +1 Toxic Virulent Dessicating Burst Ghost Touch Whip made out of sand. It deals 2d4 damage (Slashing/Bludgeoning), 18-20/x4, has a reach of 15ft and can attack adjacent foes as well. Swift action to summon if sand is nearby, full round action otherwise. Free action to dismiss. The Lash's nature as a manifestation of the Snake's willpower makes it so its To Hit and Damage are based on Wisdom. When facing non-living creatures, the Dessicating Burst property deals instead abrasive damage and thus works as normal. She may chose to use it at a lesser potency than she has available.
--At level 2, the Lash gains the Keen property.
--At level 4, the Lash gains a +2 Enhancement bonus.
--At level 6, the Lash gains the Wounding properties.
--At level 8, the Lash gains a +3 Enhancement Bonus.
--At level 10, the Lash gains the Souldrinking property
Snowfire
Polyglot of Chimera
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- Wordcats
Horde Thief tomorrow night probably. Sleepy and early morning ahead. I have realised to my considerable amusement that combat here is going to involve direct movement into the hentai zone.
For those who know your spells, you should know what this means
For those who know your spells, you should know what this means
Crake
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
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- USA
Um, Black Tentacles?Horde Thief tomorrow night probably. Sleepy and early morning ahead. I have realised to my considerable amusement that combat here is going to involve direct movement into the hentai zone.
For those who know your spells, you should know what this means
Snowfire
Polyglot of Chimera
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- Wordcats
There's a Greater version, don't'cha know? I'm just removing the alignment component from it, because it's dumb.
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- Brazil
So fully selective?
Goldfish
Friendly Spider-Fish Abomination
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- Formerly of the Far Realm
It's also a reasonable limitation for a very powerful spell, considering its relatively low level for the effect generated. If you're going to use a version which does not discriminate by alignment, I would increase the spell level by at least one.