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- Female
Homer: Damn it, Dad, can you keep it in your pants!?
Abe: Look, it's not my fault I was an attractive youth!
A Hellfish flys again! ( a Simpsons X DVV CK2 Quest)
- Thread starter Ranger65
- Start date
Homer: Damn it, Dad, can you keep it in your pants!?
Abe: Look, it's not my fault I was an attractive youth!
- Location
- Germany
Also, considering that Homer apparently used to have "super sperm" before working at that nuclear-meltdown-waiting-to-happen called "Springfield Power Plant" wore his "soldiers" down to nothing that fertility clinics seemed to have made lotta use of, *Homer with his hordes of surrogate kids isn´t one to talk*
Homer: "I realize that I'm the last person who can talk about this, but there used to be an invention called condoms, ever heard of them?"
- Location
- Germany
Funfact:
The *Basic concept* of a condom is actually *centuries old* - it´s just the rubber version that´s relatively new.
But yeah - sowing your wild oats as a man *has consequences*
I did try to work in a line about how even Abe isn't so old that he can't have heard of them but I couldn't quite make it land lol.
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- Female
Between the jokes about Bart and Lisa fighting over Webby and the Omake about Dr. Drakken being a Simpson, the Simpsons family gets potentially weirder and weirder XD
- Pronouns
- He/Him
I know...isn't it great~
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- Female
Now I am imagining Homer insisting on bringing Drakken to Moe's as a family bonding experience
- Location
- Germany
...Wait a second, wouldn´t Drakken being *another one* of Abe´s "bastards" (original meaning of "illegitimate child of a Noble") make him A) Herb Powells other half-brother and B) another uncle to Bart, Lisa and Maggie?
*Oh dear...*
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- Female
Moe: Sooooooo... Why are you blue?
*Everyone gasps*
Homer: Moe, you can't just ask someone about their skin color!
Drakken: Eh, it's Better than Blue Man Group jokes. Hate those!
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Hehe the ironic thing with this mixed verse and Big City Green being a thing Shego and Drakken complexion a lot less unusual~
Hmm wait that reminds me of a certain old cartoon by the name of Doug originally a nick show before bought by Disney. I wonder if those characters are or will be a factor in Villains Victorious or this quest?
- Location
- Germany
yeah, *Doug* was something else - *purple skin* wasn´t even close to unusual there^^
Silence and Securing! (Canon!)
- Location
- California,USA
Silence and Securing
(Fat Tony POV)
"As you can see Mr Tony, with the lack of necessary funds from the rackets we can't exactly make many more big splashes as of late, nor get the equipment or goods to make it happen," Joey said as he handed yet another file filled with your various account information.
Old Joey was still in the Legitimate Buissnessmen's Social Club and had helped maintain the stashs of liquor that had been used to trade with the other citizens of Springfield during the "Dome Incident" as it was slowly being called, and unlike other associates remained despite the battle with the other gangsters that scattered or killed several of your associates and soldiers.
Hmm, perhaps the damage to our rackets was far more severe than even my own estimations and I assumed the worst.
"This is a problem, this has cut into our cashflow by at least…Eighty-five percent, It'll take months after the town is restored to begin hammering together contacts and re-establish the cashflow to normal levels." You said putting your hand through your hair and getting the sweat out.
"Any noticeable rackets we still have?" You asked, not wanting to scan through the ledgers again.
"We still have the illegal fireworks smuggling ring, it's in tatters but we still have a sizable stock left over from the Dome, as well as a few we turned into Improvized explosives." He said.
"Do we have anything involving our gambling rings? They were our biggest income." You asked.
"No sir, but we have an opportunity with Mr. Burns' Old Casion on the Lake Boardwalk. It was condemned a few weeks before the Dome was put up, due to the pollutants in the lake and became something of a homeless shelter. If we deal with it, and spruce it up it might bring in money." Joey said.
"When we find the time or find Legs, Louie or Johhny Tightlip to scope it out, it could be a real winner. " You wrote on a note down and sighed looking at old doodles and notes.
"Get Krusty Burger a good look, see if we can keep the old deal going, keep Burger King and Mcdonald's out of town." You remembered.
You then looked over the old Tobacco and drug trade rackets and smiled as you looked at the old Rat Milk Raket.
Joey was shocked as you half knowingly tapped it"Sir, you can't be serious in thinking of restarting the School Milk idea again its unseemly. Between the rats being eaten for food, and the health code violations we nearly caused it'll bring too much heat on us."
"I wasn't serious about starting it up again Joey…no unnecessary risks." You said. "Though if we brand it right we could get approval to expand the operation."
Joey rolled his eyes. "Sir don't we have other rackets let's be smart about this."
Heh it did bring in a lot of money during the School Year...heh, good times good times.
"I know I know." You said turning your attention to the Map of the United States, On the surface it was nothing more than an old used School map you pouched from a teacher in exchange for gun lessons while under the dome, but now it represented…
Possibility and Danger. "Joey…what is the old word on the street been churning about how things are going? When Abe told off Uncle Sam, I expected the wrath of all that was holy, instead, all we get is a slap on the wrist and nothing…"
"Not much to tell beyond things being stranger?" He said. "I've also heard of some New York type playing hardball, some kid named Dracon, never heard of this guy in all my life?"
"New Player?" You said.
"According to the Papers out east, the Dracon crime family's been around since the '20s. And theirs more where that came from." He said.
Hmm, Peculiar...very peculiar.
Looking at the current situation, Anthony admitted to himself that it would be better in most scenarios for the Mafia to cut their losses and move to another town, however, that in itself was a gamble.
Not only had things clearly changed around the world since they were trapped in that dome, but the balance of power had shifted, these 'Kings' for example each now holding their own section on crime.
Much like the Yakuza(The scars from that painful encounter still ached whenever he scratched them), the Mafia relied on an honor system of working with Political and Public figures, causing not too big a fuss to be avoided by Police and other groups.
Now, with these 'Capes' everywhere, it was practically a free-for-all, you couldn't perform a simple debt collection without getting caught in a fight between them.
Doofenschmirtz represented open crime, lowdown ones typically done to annoy others rather than any profit or attempts at causing panic.
Shego was an ambitious girl who was clearly attempted world domination, or at least trying to become a global superpower from the things he had seen, amassing military power and whatever capes she could.
Syndrome... well, he was just a villain pretending to be a Hero, it wouldn't surprise the mob boss if most crimes that happened in his city were organized by him too make himself look better when he 'saved the day'.
Xanathos and Doom though, were the closest thing to the Organised Crime that he was familiar with, but there was a simple problem there.
They were better at it than he was…
Not just better. superior.
A Fortune 500 company like Xanatos', with all the projects and other business locations, you could money launder a nation's worth of money from the residuals alone, and the government contract and RnD grants…it wasn't a Company or "King" in the traditional sense this was a full-blown under the Rug state within a state.
Not even the Cosa Nostra at the height of its power and influence could claim the resources and capital being flaunted at a simple dinner party with this man.
It made you almost envious…and you didn't get envious, you normally get creative.
And creative in the way that allowed you to make off with the Jewels as it were.
You shook your head at that, It'd be years before you think like that…now this Judge Doom, he was something you could see.
Owner of stocks in Mid Rage construction and gas companies in a "Shadow Megacorp" he worked to keep control via blackmail and extortion, bribery, and sometimes outright murder while keeping a veneer of respectability.
He was practically you if you bothered to enter politics or the Civil Service…as you would never be caught dead with such an idea. You had a rap sheet far too long to be a good one.
Ahh, you had a lot of work. "Joey…once we get our boys out of the woodworks, we go on a little fact-finding mission, and see what we can get."
Joey smiled at the plan wheeling in your head. "I think I can scrounge up something, but it will take some time."
"Time and Abe Simpson's patronage is the one thing we got…also let's refine the restaurant wing a bit, spruce up the place, and…think upon how best to present ourselves." You said smiling deviously.
"Shall I inform your tailor?" He said.
"Not yet, but soon, we are going to be very busy in the next few months." You said. "Very busy."
In his mind plans began to take shape, older plans were discarded or adjusted, and Failed ones were discarded. He didn't climb this far in organized crime by backing down, no he was going to conquer, no matter how long it took.
AN: Fat Tony gets a grip on the Situation after getting recruited, from where he's looking he's got a long up hill climb to become the Don of Dons.
Thankfully he's a man looking at a challenge, and going forward with all he has.
Edit: Thank you @radioxaxa for being an editor and fellow author in this idea.
(Fat Tony POV)
"As you can see Mr Tony, with the lack of necessary funds from the rackets we can't exactly make many more big splashes as of late, nor get the equipment or goods to make it happen," Joey said as he handed yet another file filled with your various account information.
Old Joey was still in the Legitimate Buissnessmen's Social Club and had helped maintain the stashs of liquor that had been used to trade with the other citizens of Springfield during the "Dome Incident" as it was slowly being called, and unlike other associates remained despite the battle with the other gangsters that scattered or killed several of your associates and soldiers.
Hmm, perhaps the damage to our rackets was far more severe than even my own estimations and I assumed the worst.
"This is a problem, this has cut into our cashflow by at least…Eighty-five percent, It'll take months after the town is restored to begin hammering together contacts and re-establish the cashflow to normal levels." You said putting your hand through your hair and getting the sweat out.
"Any noticeable rackets we still have?" You asked, not wanting to scan through the ledgers again.
"We still have the illegal fireworks smuggling ring, it's in tatters but we still have a sizable stock left over from the Dome, as well as a few we turned into Improvized explosives." He said.
"Do we have anything involving our gambling rings? They were our biggest income." You asked.
"No sir, but we have an opportunity with Mr. Burns' Old Casion on the Lake Boardwalk. It was condemned a few weeks before the Dome was put up, due to the pollutants in the lake and became something of a homeless shelter. If we deal with it, and spruce it up it might bring in money." Joey said.
"When we find the time or find Legs, Louie or Johhny Tightlip to scope it out, it could be a real winner. " You wrote on a note down and sighed looking at old doodles and notes.
"Get Krusty Burger a good look, see if we can keep the old deal going, keep Burger King and Mcdonald's out of town." You remembered.
You then looked over the old Tobacco and drug trade rackets and smiled as you looked at the old Rat Milk Raket.
Joey was shocked as you half knowingly tapped it"Sir, you can't be serious in thinking of restarting the School Milk idea again its unseemly. Between the rats being eaten for food, and the health code violations we nearly caused it'll bring too much heat on us."
"I wasn't serious about starting it up again Joey…no unnecessary risks." You said. "Though if we brand it right we could get approval to expand the operation."
Joey rolled his eyes. "Sir don't we have other rackets let's be smart about this."
Heh it did bring in a lot of money during the School Year...heh, good times good times.
"I know I know." You said turning your attention to the Map of the United States, On the surface it was nothing more than an old used School map you pouched from a teacher in exchange for gun lessons while under the dome, but now it represented…
Possibility and Danger. "Joey…what is the old word on the street been churning about how things are going? When Abe told off Uncle Sam, I expected the wrath of all that was holy, instead, all we get is a slap on the wrist and nothing…"
"Not much to tell beyond things being stranger?" He said. "I've also heard of some New York type playing hardball, some kid named Dracon, never heard of this guy in all my life?"
"New Player?" You said.
"According to the Papers out east, the Dracon crime family's been around since the '20s. And theirs more where that came from." He said.
Hmm, Peculiar...very peculiar.
Looking at the current situation, Anthony admitted to himself that it would be better in most scenarios for the Mafia to cut their losses and move to another town, however, that in itself was a gamble.
Not only had things clearly changed around the world since they were trapped in that dome, but the balance of power had shifted, these 'Kings' for example each now holding their own section on crime.
Much like the Yakuza(The scars from that painful encounter still ached whenever he scratched them), the Mafia relied on an honor system of working with Political and Public figures, causing not too big a fuss to be avoided by Police and other groups.
Now, with these 'Capes' everywhere, it was practically a free-for-all, you couldn't perform a simple debt collection without getting caught in a fight between them.
Doofenschmirtz represented open crime, lowdown ones typically done to annoy others rather than any profit or attempts at causing panic.
Shego was an ambitious girl who was clearly attempted world domination, or at least trying to become a global superpower from the things he had seen, amassing military power and whatever capes she could.
Syndrome... well, he was just a villain pretending to be a Hero, it wouldn't surprise the mob boss if most crimes that happened in his city were organized by him too make himself look better when he 'saved the day'.
Xanathos and Doom though, were the closest thing to the Organised Crime that he was familiar with, but there was a simple problem there.
They were better at it than he was…
Not just better. superior.
A Fortune 500 company like Xanatos', with all the projects and other business locations, you could money launder a nation's worth of money from the residuals alone, and the government contract and RnD grants…it wasn't a Company or "King" in the traditional sense this was a full-blown under the Rug state within a state.
Not even the Cosa Nostra at the height of its power and influence could claim the resources and capital being flaunted at a simple dinner party with this man.
It made you almost envious…and you didn't get envious, you normally get creative.
And creative in the way that allowed you to make off with the Jewels as it were.
You shook your head at that, It'd be years before you think like that…now this Judge Doom, he was something you could see.
Owner of stocks in Mid Rage construction and gas companies in a "Shadow Megacorp" he worked to keep control via blackmail and extortion, bribery, and sometimes outright murder while keeping a veneer of respectability.
He was practically you if you bothered to enter politics or the Civil Service…as you would never be caught dead with such an idea. You had a rap sheet far too long to be a good one.
Ahh, you had a lot of work. "Joey…once we get our boys out of the woodworks, we go on a little fact-finding mission, and see what we can get."
Joey smiled at the plan wheeling in your head. "I think I can scrounge up something, but it will take some time."
"Time and Abe Simpson's patronage is the one thing we got…also let's refine the restaurant wing a bit, spruce up the place, and…think upon how best to present ourselves." You said smiling deviously.
"Shall I inform your tailor?" He said.
"Not yet, but soon, we are going to be very busy in the next few months." You said. "Very busy."
In his mind plans began to take shape, older plans were discarded or adjusted, and Failed ones were discarded. He didn't climb this far in organized crime by backing down, no he was going to conquer, no matter how long it took.
AN: Fat Tony gets a grip on the Situation after getting recruited, from where he's looking he's got a long up hill climb to become the Don of Dons.
Thankfully he's a man looking at a challenge, and going forward with all he has.
Edit: Thank you @radioxaxa for being an editor and fellow author in this idea.
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Bird in a Lamp!(non canon unfortunately )
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- He/Him
Hehe say what you want about him but there's a good reason Fat Tony always been among my favorite Simpsons characters~ He always brings a fun flair to thing that's for sure. Plus I admit i'm a fan of having hero units closer to a villainous or at least less moral sort.
Speaking of here's another yet another omake idea that's hit me. Not likely to be canon but was inspired by wondering what sort of goodies Abe might be able to find in Burns mansion, perhaps stuff even that miser didn't know the true value of.
Along with remembering this special from the Aladdin DVD.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6tX34KcWL0
So without a due here's my latest omake which would also like to dedicate to Gilbert Gottfried who's legendary voice brought one of my favorite Disney characters to life, he is and will be missed.
It was a sunny afternoon at the old Burns (Now the Simpsons) Mansion and one old man and his assistant were going through the house checking and seeing what kinda loot could be found the property, "Hmm let's see now.." Abe mused to himself while looking through a box with Ned Flander sitting some ways behind him looking through a old wadrobe filled with various coats.
Right now they were in the attic with Abe having Ned help him look through Burns old stuff seeing if their was anything of value that he wouldn't want and could instead donate or sell off, as to not only get rid of any of Burns old junk but also perhaps put it to a better cause.
And the thought of Burns reaction when he found out some of his former possessions were sold off and money donated to charity was enough to not only make him smile but have him all for the idea.
Of course..he thought with a slight grimace as he looked through the box first thing they had to do was sort through the junk figures Burns was pack rat, "I've got some old vintage records here." He called over his shoulder to Ned and gave a whistle when he lifted one up for a closer look, "Actually impressive collection too." He remarked looking at the in tact record of The Beatles first song Love Me Do.
"And i've got some nice looking coats." Ned said with a smile, "and while i'm no fashion expert they should sell for a fine diddly price for charity~" He said with a hearty chuckle and smile glad to see Mr. Simpson taking the chance to share his good fortune with others, "Hehe glad to hear it~"
Abe said with a smile as he stood up with a slight creak and turned around only to accidentally knock down a slight box pile in the process spreading junk all over the floor, "Doh!" he yelled out by instinct before sighing, "Well at least nothing looks broken." He told Ned who was already bending down to help pick up the mess ( Good man) but paused as his foot kicked against something and looking down he gave a blink when he noticed what seemed to be a old oil lamp, "Oh how about this?"
He asked picking it up and showing Ned with a slight grin while Ned looked up and adjusted his glasses, "Hmm looks like a fine diddly old antique you got there~" He told his boss with a grin while Abe hummed while examining their find, "Hmm looks like it could use a little spit shine." He told Ned before spitting on the old oil lamp and started to rub it to give it a good cleaning
Than all of a sudden it started to shake, "Ah..what the?!" The old man yelled in shock as the lamp bounced out of his grasp and around the two men, "Good lord it's possessed!" Ned yelled in shock!
(Moments ago inside the Lamp)
"So what you feel like doing today." A parrot with red and blue plumage was groaning as he laid on a pillow listening to a disembodied voice, "How about we play the quiet game." The parrot said in a voice sounding quite similar to Gilbert Gottfried with a groan as he looked up with annoyed grimace only for the disembodied voice to laugh in reply, "Hehe sorry but you know i'm no good at that game~"
"Don't I know it.." The bird said with a groan rubbing his eyes with his feathers this bird was Iago and he had been stuck in this stupid lamp for probably over a thousand years now!
He used to be on top of the world right hand guy to a vizier named Jafar who was basically the real power behind the kingdom of Agrahbah using that idiot of sultan like a puppet...but the good times didn't last long once Jafar got greedy for more and started looking for this stupid lamp. The lamp of the Legendary Genie to be exact...though that blue idiot was anything but legendary if you asked him.
One crazy adventure and annoying street rat later Jafar ended up turn into a genie and they were flung straight into the mystical cave of wonders. He managed to get out of Jafar lamp and pretty much kicked his old boss to curb. But just when he was getting ready to try to find a way out of the cave of wonders he saw the strange sight of the Genies lamp just a ways away.
Which of course confused him wondering how that lamp got back into the cave of wonders, but he couldn't resist investigating it wondering greedily if the Genie was back in there and if he could get three wishes and unlike that idiot Jafar use them right.
Only as soon as he picked he up he found himself sucked in where he's been ever since listening to a stupid disembodied voice! Frankly it didn't take long for him to put together the likely conclusion this was some sick last laugh from the Genie as revenge against his part in Jafar stunt.
And what's worse he couldn't get out like he did with Jafars lamp noooo. Apparently he was stuck dealing with Genie rules which meant until someone rubbed the lamp he wasn't flying the coop. Plus as cherry on top as long as he remained in the lamp he didn't age which meant not even dying from old age was a option to escape this torture, "Arg...just what did I do to deserve this?"
Iago asked aloud only to get a annoyed look at the voice replying back, "Is that rhetorical because i've got a list and whoa is it a doozy." Iago gave a near feral growl, "Alright bub that's it!"
He sprung up flapping his wings, "I've been dealing with you for over a millennium and i've HAD IT!" He glared off into the empty space, "So would you please just SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF MY TAIL FEATHERS ALREADY!" He yelled only for the room in the next moment to start to shake like a earthquake, "Whoa..ah..what's going on!?"
He yelled out in fright and shock before feeling a strange tingle over his body and than in the next instant he shot off like a canon.
(Back in the attic)
The lamp kept bouncing for a moment before it shot out what seemed to be a screaming red and blue blur that shot off screaming, "AAAAAAAAOOOF!" Before it hit the wall with a groan and as the lamp stopped still by their feet Ned and Abe gave shocked looks at the form seeing what appeared to be a parrot of all things embedded into the wall with their confusion and shock only groaning when the bird talked, "Arg..anyone get the number of that camel?"
He asked with a groan before falling to the ground with a pained groan, "What in the?" Abe wondered with a confused blink as he walked up to the bird, "Careful sir it could be dangerous." Ned told him cautiously with Abe merely snorting and waving him off, "Please Flanders it'll take more than some bird to take down this old Hellfish."
He said with a smirk as he bent down and picked up the bird, "Now than.." He stood back up carefully looking over the groaning bird in his hands, "how the heck did you get in that thing little fella?" He asked aloud with a frown wondering if Burns had something to do with this after all he knew animal cruelty wasn't beyond him only for the bird to groan out, "Don't ask.."
He said as he gave a shake of his head before flapping his wings and hovering beside Abe face for a moment before perching on his shoulder, "But man bub do I owe you one!" The bird exclaimed with a wide eager smile, "You have no idea how long i've been stuck inside that stupid lamp!"
He said gesturing wildly with his wings as he yelled, "And dealing with a stupid voice that just wouldn't SHUT UP!" He yelled causing Abe to wince at the volumn while Ned picked up a old dusty book ready to use it as a weapon if need be to protect old mr. Simpson, "Anyways...names Iago."
The bird said looking around the old dusty attic, "And don't suppose you could tell me where i'm I am?" He asked with a curious tone wanting information and answers pronto if he was going to get himself back into the good life again now that he was free he was going to need it, "Well you're in the town of springfield.." Abe said with a blink, "And this is the attic of my mansion.."
This caused Iago to still as he looked over at the old man, "Mansion you say.." Suddenly a greedy smile grew on his beak as he let out a chuckle, "You know something you old Geezer~" Iago said as he leaned his face against Abes, "Something tells me that you and I are going to be very good friends~"
He said with a laugh as it seemed his luck was finally turning around after all these years.
Speaking of here's another yet another omake idea that's hit me. Not likely to be canon but was inspired by wondering what sort of goodies Abe might be able to find in Burns mansion, perhaps stuff even that miser didn't know the true value of.
Along with remembering this special from the Aladdin DVD.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6tX34KcWL0
So without a due here's my latest omake which would also like to dedicate to Gilbert Gottfried who's legendary voice brought one of my favorite Disney characters to life, he is and will be missed.
Bird in a Lamp
It was a sunny afternoon at the old Burns (Now the Simpsons) Mansion and one old man and his assistant were going through the house checking and seeing what kinda loot could be found the property, "Hmm let's see now.." Abe mused to himself while looking through a box with Ned Flander sitting some ways behind him looking through a old wadrobe filled with various coats.
Right now they were in the attic with Abe having Ned help him look through Burns old stuff seeing if their was anything of value that he wouldn't want and could instead donate or sell off, as to not only get rid of any of Burns old junk but also perhaps put it to a better cause.
And the thought of Burns reaction when he found out some of his former possessions were sold off and money donated to charity was enough to not only make him smile but have him all for the idea.
Of course..he thought with a slight grimace as he looked through the box first thing they had to do was sort through the junk figures Burns was pack rat, "I've got some old vintage records here." He called over his shoulder to Ned and gave a whistle when he lifted one up for a closer look, "Actually impressive collection too." He remarked looking at the in tact record of The Beatles first song Love Me Do.
"And i've got some nice looking coats." Ned said with a smile, "and while i'm no fashion expert they should sell for a fine diddly price for charity~" He said with a hearty chuckle and smile glad to see Mr. Simpson taking the chance to share his good fortune with others, "Hehe glad to hear it~"
Abe said with a smile as he stood up with a slight creak and turned around only to accidentally knock down a slight box pile in the process spreading junk all over the floor, "Doh!" he yelled out by instinct before sighing, "Well at least nothing looks broken." He told Ned who was already bending down to help pick up the mess ( Good man) but paused as his foot kicked against something and looking down he gave a blink when he noticed what seemed to be a old oil lamp, "Oh how about this?"
He asked picking it up and showing Ned with a slight grin while Ned looked up and adjusted his glasses, "Hmm looks like a fine diddly old antique you got there~" He told his boss with a grin while Abe hummed while examining their find, "Hmm looks like it could use a little spit shine." He told Ned before spitting on the old oil lamp and started to rub it to give it a good cleaning
Than all of a sudden it started to shake, "Ah..what the?!" The old man yelled in shock as the lamp bounced out of his grasp and around the two men, "Good lord it's possessed!" Ned yelled in shock!
(Moments ago inside the Lamp)
"So what you feel like doing today." A parrot with red and blue plumage was groaning as he laid on a pillow listening to a disembodied voice, "How about we play the quiet game." The parrot said in a voice sounding quite similar to Gilbert Gottfried with a groan as he looked up with annoyed grimace only for the disembodied voice to laugh in reply, "Hehe sorry but you know i'm no good at that game~"
"Don't I know it.." The bird said with a groan rubbing his eyes with his feathers this bird was Iago and he had been stuck in this stupid lamp for probably over a thousand years now!
He used to be on top of the world right hand guy to a vizier named Jafar who was basically the real power behind the kingdom of Agrahbah using that idiot of sultan like a puppet...but the good times didn't last long once Jafar got greedy for more and started looking for this stupid lamp. The lamp of the Legendary Genie to be exact...though that blue idiot was anything but legendary if you asked him.
One crazy adventure and annoying street rat later Jafar ended up turn into a genie and they were flung straight into the mystical cave of wonders. He managed to get out of Jafar lamp and pretty much kicked his old boss to curb. But just when he was getting ready to try to find a way out of the cave of wonders he saw the strange sight of the Genies lamp just a ways away.
Which of course confused him wondering how that lamp got back into the cave of wonders, but he couldn't resist investigating it wondering greedily if the Genie was back in there and if he could get three wishes and unlike that idiot Jafar use them right.
Only as soon as he picked he up he found himself sucked in where he's been ever since listening to a stupid disembodied voice! Frankly it didn't take long for him to put together the likely conclusion this was some sick last laugh from the Genie as revenge against his part in Jafar stunt.
And what's worse he couldn't get out like he did with Jafars lamp noooo. Apparently he was stuck dealing with Genie rules which meant until someone rubbed the lamp he wasn't flying the coop. Plus as cherry on top as long as he remained in the lamp he didn't age which meant not even dying from old age was a option to escape this torture, "Arg...just what did I do to deserve this?"
Iago asked aloud only to get a annoyed look at the voice replying back, "Is that rhetorical because i've got a list and whoa is it a doozy." Iago gave a near feral growl, "Alright bub that's it!"
He sprung up flapping his wings, "I've been dealing with you for over a millennium and i've HAD IT!" He glared off into the empty space, "So would you please just SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF MY TAIL FEATHERS ALREADY!" He yelled only for the room in the next moment to start to shake like a earthquake, "Whoa..ah..what's going on!?"
He yelled out in fright and shock before feeling a strange tingle over his body and than in the next instant he shot off like a canon.
(Back in the attic)
The lamp kept bouncing for a moment before it shot out what seemed to be a screaming red and blue blur that shot off screaming, "AAAAAAAAOOOF!" Before it hit the wall with a groan and as the lamp stopped still by their feet Ned and Abe gave shocked looks at the form seeing what appeared to be a parrot of all things embedded into the wall with their confusion and shock only groaning when the bird talked, "Arg..anyone get the number of that camel?"
He asked with a groan before falling to the ground with a pained groan, "What in the?" Abe wondered with a confused blink as he walked up to the bird, "Careful sir it could be dangerous." Ned told him cautiously with Abe merely snorting and waving him off, "Please Flanders it'll take more than some bird to take down this old Hellfish."
He said with a smirk as he bent down and picked up the bird, "Now than.." He stood back up carefully looking over the groaning bird in his hands, "how the heck did you get in that thing little fella?" He asked aloud with a frown wondering if Burns had something to do with this after all he knew animal cruelty wasn't beyond him only for the bird to groan out, "Don't ask.."
He said as he gave a shake of his head before flapping his wings and hovering beside Abe face for a moment before perching on his shoulder, "But man bub do I owe you one!" The bird exclaimed with a wide eager smile, "You have no idea how long i've been stuck inside that stupid lamp!"
He said gesturing wildly with his wings as he yelled, "And dealing with a stupid voice that just wouldn't SHUT UP!" He yelled causing Abe to wince at the volumn while Ned picked up a old dusty book ready to use it as a weapon if need be to protect old mr. Simpson, "Anyways...names Iago."
The bird said looking around the old dusty attic, "And don't suppose you could tell me where i'm I am?" He asked with a curious tone wanting information and answers pronto if he was going to get himself back into the good life again now that he was free he was going to need it, "Well you're in the town of springfield.." Abe said with a blink, "And this is the attic of my mansion.."
This caused Iago to still as he looked over at the old man, "Mansion you say.." Suddenly a greedy smile grew on his beak as he let out a chuckle, "You know something you old Geezer~" Iago said as he leaned his face against Abes, "Something tells me that you and I are going to be very good friends~"
He said with a laugh as it seemed his luck was finally turning around after all these years.
- Location
- NJ
I certainly look forward to see what Fat Tony and his group will give us once we fix them up, especially if any of the yakuza comes for a round 2.
- Location
- Germany
Pretty sure they are busy licking their wounds and getting back together just like FTs familia - and unless either Burns or Sideshow Bob grabbed them, they are probably missing "Big Player support" unlike our Don (although technically, Tony is only the caporegime of Springfield for another guy that s seen very infrequently)
- Location
- Italian City
- Pronouns
- He/They/Name
Update , please?
- Location
- Italian City
- Pronouns
- He/They/Name
If i may suggest, could we get a Stewardship Action to buy the Krusty Franchise or the Bowlarama?
Maybe:
[Stewardship] Aquire the Krusty Franchise
DC 80
[Stewardship] Buy out the Bowlarama
DC 75
As well as an option to nation-spread these franchises:
[Stewardship] Expand the Krusty Franchise
DC 100/110
[Stewardship] Spread the Bowlarama
DC 95
Maybe:
[Stewardship] Aquire the Krusty Franchise
DC 80
[Stewardship] Buy out the Bowlarama
DC 75
As well as an option to nation-spread these franchises:
[Stewardship] Expand the Krusty Franchise
DC 100/110
[Stewardship] Spread the Bowlarama
DC 95
- Location
- NJ
Well I wasn't talking of the ones in the simpsons but the ones in San Fransokyo who could want to replace the yakuza in Springfield.
- Location
- Germany
Maybe, but why jump ship into a run-down spitoon of a city halfway across the nation and on the very edge of the friggin Wasteland?
As tempting as moving into "free real estate" would undoubtedly be, it´s not all that high-value in the end
It does have roads that go into the dust bowl that the feds were willing to foot the bill on repairing if it got them a path faster. Other than that, agreed that there's not presently a lot that you couldn't find in almost any other city.
Course, we'll certainly be working on that in the coming turns
Course, we'll certainly be working on that in the coming turns
Temporarily omake information
Can I at least finish part 2 of my Monorail Omake?
Its almost done