MrWealthman
Filthy Capitalist
- Location
- Deep in the piles of cash.
I still want to make lime farms to help combat the famine but hey guess next turn we have a plan somewhat figured out already.
A Hellfish flys again! ( a Simpsons X DVV CK2 Quest)
- Thread starter Ranger65
- Start date
Lifeandlice
Practitioning side-character
- Location
- Usa
Mind the year. Electric cars aren't either popular or, as far as I'm aware, particularly refined at the moment. Not a terrible idea but probably requiring more ground work and start up than you might be thinking at the moment.
Hell given we're still working on our reactor, don't have solar panels set up, and aren't particularly expanded nationally much less globally we probably also don't even have the resources either.
- Location
- Three feet to the left
- Pronouns
- He/They
Gotta start somewhere! Besides, we have no idea how the market is gonna go in this crazy, mixed up world. We need to make smart investments early!
Besides, Lisa would be happy if we did it!
Lifeandlice
Practitioning side-character
- Location
- Usa
I'm not saying you're wrong, just that it's a lot of work. Though I would say try not to use the uncertainty of markets as an advantage when talking about a potential major resource and income sink, it makes my money sense itch something nasty especially when we have much quicker and debatably effective green energy movements we could make by further working on our reactors or finally making that solar panel we've been sitting on a reality.
Besides that Herbs car business is on the rocks now, it's not exactly in a good position to make a gamble just as we aren't in a good position to actually supply the energy demand as of yet. Really want to make a difference? Put off electric motors for now, we made killer filters to solve the irradiated steel issue. We are primed to make even gas engines relatively emission clear with a modification job.
That'll revitalize Herbs business enough to survive while researching into electric motors and potentially allow us room to start lobbying for new emission regulations for a double dose of green movement and pushing competitors either out of market, into paying us for parts, or setting themselves back with recalls and needing to work on their cars.
- Location
- Germany
Personally, I am not seeing us/Powell Motors managing electric cars any time soon without major prepwork
...say, how much prepwork would my idea of FAllout-style *fusion-powered* cars take?
...say, how much prepwork would my idea of FAllout-style *fusion-powered* cars take?
- Location
- Three feet to the left
- Pronouns
- He/They
More. Way, way more.
- Location
- Germany
You sure?
Dang
...still want us to crack Fusion as a whole and switch to it at the Plant ASAP, though
- Location
- Three feet to the left
- Pronouns
- He/They
Well, in addition to cracking nuclear fusion, we'd have to miniaturize it, then create vehicles that run off it which don't explode when something goes wrong. Which is a tall order, you understand.
We'll still do that at some point.
Lifeandlice
Practitioning side-character
- Location
- Usa
Even if you get passed the issues of miniaturizing, further shielding, idiot proofing it, needing even further specialized mechanics, and making it capable of safely traveling and being bumped around a ton at the absolute very least you'd need a massive supply of coolant of which I don't believe water would be actually sufficient in it's cooling powress.
Even if water worked since we'd have to tap the oceans to get a supply that isn't being used for debatably more important things, which leads into all kinds of problems (removal of contaminants, dealing with the all the contaminants (and especially salt), processing facilities, ecological impacts of constantly pumping out water from the ocean, all of the fucking steam being released into the atmosphere). Also probably not terribly profitable given the cost unless we start price gouging and unfortunately I have too many morals for that one (yes I know I was advocating for using inhumane psychological warfare on Dracula in the discord, I am aware of the contrast). It'd probably be an even bigger nightmare than electric vehicles unfortunately.
- Location
- Germany
...yeah, so fusion-powered cars are for *far* later if at all - let´s table it for now, then.
But yeah, lots of stuff for us to do next turn - Build New Ecosystems for the exodus of preds fleeing Zystopia, Infiltrating Zootopia proper to get the lay of the land, Talk with Xanatos to draw some lines in the sand, finally ending Bruns miserable existence as a thorn in our side, get the Zombie situation sorted out, maybe expand our businesses, cracking Fusion...
But yeah, lots of stuff for us to do next turn - Build New Ecosystems for the exodus of preds fleeing Zystopia, Infiltrating Zootopia proper to get the lay of the land, Talk with Xanatos to draw some lines in the sand, finally ending Bruns miserable existence as a thorn in our side, get the Zombie situation sorted out, maybe expand our businesses, cracking Fusion...
We also still need to build that spy for Scorpio
Lifeandlice
Practitioning side-character
- Location
- Usa
The inspector Mona tracked down the spy thing for Scorpio, and maybe the iron claw for finale. So much to do on so limited a time.
I've been thinking that Fat Tony would be a good choice for the Scorpio collab (helping to design an evil lair is basically enrichment for a mafioso!), so if we put Mona on the EPA agent again that will, unfortunately, mean that we need to delay any deeper search for the Iron Claw another turn. Fortunately with what we've uncovered so far I figure Finale wouldn't be too put out having to wait a little longer.
If the listed reward for tracking down the EPA agent wasn't so good I'd honestly be willing to let it slide, but a loyalty boost to all Springfield native hero units? That's over half of them! With how tricky it can be to boost hero loyalty I don't think we can ignore that.
If the listed reward for tracking down the EPA agent wasn't so good I'd honestly be willing to let it slide, but a loyalty boost to all Springfield native hero units? That's over half of them! With how tricky it can be to boost hero loyalty I don't think we can ignore that.
turn 7!
- Pronouns
- Female
Ah. It was another lovely Springfield day.
You had another two months ahead of you of wacky shenanigans and tasks, and you were honestly getting pretty used to it. Being a CEO was certainly tiring, but it had its perks obviously.
You had agreed to help that Scorpio fellow and he said he would send someone over to assist in the process, so that was good. He said she was... eccentric, but she was his best minion! And currently his only minion!
You decided to not discuss that.
Even better, Burns was finally on his last legs. He had absolutely nothing left besides Smithers, a warehouse and random ingredients. His goose was cooked, and you couldn't be happier.
Right now, you were packing your bags to go to the heart of the nearest woods, as that was where the mysterious energy Frink discovered was. He was obviously coming along, and you picked a few others to assist.
Hunter seemed to have survivalist skills (and his buddy Willow said she knew a thing or two about plants. You aren't sure why she said it the way she did, but you get the feeling she's a strange kid), The Finale thrived in nature and Willie could be good muscle if push came to shove.
You double checked your bag, hoping everyone you asked to come along was doing the same.
"Ready as I'll ever be..." You decided.
After giving everyone their assigned tasks, you made your way onwards. It was a bit of a hike, but the excitement was keeping Frink was complaining.
"I spy, with my scary eye, something brown and green." Willow nodded.
"Is it ah 'nother bleeding tree?" Willie deadpanned.
"Dang, you're good."
"Frink, please tell me we're almost there." You sigh.
"Anddd- We're here!" He announced.
They all looked around to see... nothing. Just more trees. Willow seemed happy as she pat the branches, and Hunter was happy she was happy, but everyone else was annoyed to varying degrees.
As Finale and Willie argued with an irritated and confused Frink, you heard the ticking of a clock again.
"WHAT!? There's not even a damn watch here!" You snap, going to kick a random tree... But before your foot connected, it promptly started to glow.
"Ah! Mr. Simpson, what did you do!?" Frink exclaimed. Willie put up his fists and Finale frowned and prepared his gun.
"I dunno! All I did was-!" You started, before the glowing grew unbearable as a portal opened up. Clutching your eyes, you fell forwards.
"MR. SIMPSON!" Hunter tried to grab you, but you just dragged him in with you. Willow screamed and followed suit.
"AGH! YA T'INK WILLIE IS GONNA BE LEFT BEHIND!?" Willie wasted no time following as well.
"Wha- No you idiots! It's a random portal! We....Dang it! They're gone! Finale, we- Uh, what are you doing? PUT ME DOWN!" Frink panicked as the Finale casually picked him up.
"Once more, into the breach." He shrugged, and soon he and the flailing scientist were gone.
All was quiet...
To be continued in "Dripping Ink"!
You had another two months ahead of you of wacky shenanigans and tasks, and you were honestly getting pretty used to it. Being a CEO was certainly tiring, but it had its perks obviously.
You had agreed to help that Scorpio fellow and he said he would send someone over to assist in the process, so that was good. He said she was... eccentric, but she was his best minion! And currently his only minion!
You decided to not discuss that.
Even better, Burns was finally on his last legs. He had absolutely nothing left besides Smithers, a warehouse and random ingredients. His goose was cooked, and you couldn't be happier.
Right now, you were packing your bags to go to the heart of the nearest woods, as that was where the mysterious energy Frink discovered was. He was obviously coming along, and you picked a few others to assist.
Hunter seemed to have survivalist skills (and his buddy Willow said she knew a thing or two about plants. You aren't sure why she said it the way she did, but you get the feeling she's a strange kid), The Finale thrived in nature and Willie could be good muscle if push came to shove.
You double checked your bag, hoping everyone you asked to come along was doing the same.
"Ready as I'll ever be..." You decided.
After giving everyone their assigned tasks, you made your way onwards. It was a bit of a hike, but the excitement was keeping Frink was complaining.
"I spy, with my scary eye, something brown and green." Willow nodded.
"Is it ah 'nother bleeding tree?" Willie deadpanned.
"Dang, you're good."
"Frink, please tell me we're almost there." You sigh.
"Anddd- We're here!" He announced.
They all looked around to see... nothing. Just more trees. Willow seemed happy as she pat the branches, and Hunter was happy she was happy, but everyone else was annoyed to varying degrees.
As Finale and Willie argued with an irritated and confused Frink, you heard the ticking of a clock again.
"WHAT!? There's not even a damn watch here!" You snap, going to kick a random tree... But before your foot connected, it promptly started to glow.
"Ah! Mr. Simpson, what did you do!?" Frink exclaimed. Willie put up his fists and Finale frowned and prepared his gun.
"I dunno! All I did was-!" You started, before the glowing grew unbearable as a portal opened up. Clutching your eyes, you fell forwards.
"MR. SIMPSON!" Hunter tried to grab you, but you just dragged him in with you. Willow screamed and followed suit.
"AGH! YA T'INK WILLIE IS GONNA BE LEFT BEHIND!?" Willie wasted no time following as well.
"Wha- No you idiots! It's a random portal! We....Dang it! They're gone! Finale, we- Uh, what are you doing? PUT ME DOWN!" Frink panicked as the Finale casually picked him up.
"Once more, into the breach." He shrugged, and soon he and the flailing scientist were gone.
All was quiet...
To be continued in "Dripping Ink"!
Upgrade Your Security Force. - DC:50
Now that you are the CEO of Burns company you can see a lack of…security in the building. Sure there's lots of traps keeping the place secure against robbers, but not much on actual competent manpower. It wouldn't hurt to fix that.
Rewards: increased DC against any attacks made to your company.
Build Bunkers For The City - DC:45.
Now that the city is back to its former glory you suppose it wouldn't hurt to make some preparations in case another disaster strikes. You can never be too prepared nowadays apparently. (Cost 1 income)
Reward: bunkers to protect civilians build, in cases of attacks or crises less chances for them to be hurt.
Buy Weapons For The Mob (Mafia Action) - DC:35
Fat Tony may have both Johnny Tightlips back and a bunch of goons, but that doesn't really matter if they're defenseless. Might as well fix that.
Reward:Fat Tony is better armed, potential Fat Tony Martial increase. Fat Tony opinion increase
Train the Springfield Police - DC: 30/60/100
It's been a long time coming... The latest series of robberies have made it even more apparent that Wiggum and the Springfield Police are seriously lacking in... anything resembling competence, even by Springfield standards.
In fact, during the party a few months back, you discovered something truly horrifying, the Shelbyville police department had recently got a upgrade, in the form of a increase in training and funding, and is now in their own words, "Better then Springfields"... and you cannot muster a counterargument against them...
This is not acceptable, Wiggum and his officers must be improved and Shelbyville will be proven wrong!... oh and the crime rate will go down, that too you guess...
Reward: Springfield police are improved, moderate increase in Springfield opinion, increase to the Springfield Police trait, Shelbyville police look worse in comparison, ???
Take down Burns
DC: 50
It's finally time to end this.
Reward: Do another raid On Burns, potentially capture him.
NOTE: Abe may give up a Personal this turn to join the Raid.
Now that you are the CEO of Burns company you can see a lack of…security in the building. Sure there's lots of traps keeping the place secure against robbers, but not much on actual competent manpower. It wouldn't hurt to fix that.
Rewards: increased DC against any attacks made to your company.
Build Bunkers For The City - DC:45.
Now that the city is back to its former glory you suppose it wouldn't hurt to make some preparations in case another disaster strikes. You can never be too prepared nowadays apparently. (Cost 1 income)
Reward: bunkers to protect civilians build, in cases of attacks or crises less chances for them to be hurt.
Buy Weapons For The Mob (Mafia Action) - DC:35
Fat Tony may have both Johnny Tightlips back and a bunch of goons, but that doesn't really matter if they're defenseless. Might as well fix that.
Reward:Fat Tony is better armed, potential Fat Tony Martial increase. Fat Tony opinion increase
Train the Springfield Police - DC: 30/60/100
It's been a long time coming... The latest series of robberies have made it even more apparent that Wiggum and the Springfield Police are seriously lacking in... anything resembling competence, even by Springfield standards.
In fact, during the party a few months back, you discovered something truly horrifying, the Shelbyville police department had recently got a upgrade, in the form of a increase in training and funding, and is now in their own words, "Better then Springfields"... and you cannot muster a counterargument against them...
This is not acceptable, Wiggum and his officers must be improved and Shelbyville will be proven wrong!... oh and the crime rate will go down, that too you guess...
Reward: Springfield police are improved, moderate increase in Springfield opinion, increase to the Springfield Police trait, Shelbyville police look worse in comparison, ???
Take down Burns
DC: 50
It's finally time to end this.
Reward: Do another raid On Burns, potentially capture him.
NOTE: Abe may give up a Personal this turn to join the Raid.
Hire Outside Workers For Your Company - DC: variable higher the better.
So, with Springfield opening its doors to newcomers comes a slew of people who need jobs. Maybe it's best to give them a chance, but it can't go that badly... Right?
Reward: Options to hire a Canon Character from outside the Simpsons
Reach Out To The Government. - DC:70.
You aren't too keen to reach out to that Damn government after their bullshit with the Dome and their bomb. Even so, the city could use the help of the government, it might be worth setting talks with them. But if they dare to put another dome on the city you swear you are gonna send non stop mail to the president until they apologize!
Reward: begins communication with the government, possibility to collaborate on actions.
Recruit Super Villains To Your Retinue - DC:70:
Some people might think you are going senile for thinking this But jokes on them! You are already senile! Still back to this. You can tell there are some issues you need help with, and that some goody two shoes wouldn't be amenable to doing. Just have to make sure the people you hire won't double cross you.
Reward: Options to recruit a villain cape.
Recruit Criminals - DC:60:
You know, maybe a sort of reform program could reduce crime instead of just locking people up!
Reward: You form a reform program that adds various criminals from surrounding prisons to your Recruitment list.
Increased opinion from people who advocate for giving criminals second chances
Set Up A Meeting With A King: though you are skeptical of these guys truly having control of the U.S.A, you can't deny they really can pull their weight around, reaching out to them to collaborate on a project might be hard to do, but if you can manage it, that will open some nifty doors.
Reward: get in contact with a king and open possible collaboration actions with them.
Dc will vary depending in the king/faction:
Xanatos DC:80
Shego DC:70
Syndrome DC:90
Judge Doom DC:80
Shere Khan DC:60
Glomgold: DC:70
Opening A New Ecosystem - DC:40.
So according to The Finale, there are these walking animals and 2 types of predator and prey around a place called zootopia. Huh, the first time you heard about that. Now apparently the predators aren't being treated right having to wear shock collars that zap them if they get to angry or too scared or to happy...or even to sad...basically if they show to much emotion zap ,so how about you give those folks a place to live where they won't get zapped by making Springfield open to all(animal) predators!.
Reward: Springfield gets a wave of new citizens(and they're money) Bellwether will get slightly annoyed. (Choose this at your own risk).
Reach Out To Military Figures - DC:70
The general was kind enough to give you some of his remaining contacts in the military to reach out to, and while you are not too keen on getting involved with the government, perhaps you could strike a deal with some of these figures?
Reward: Get in contact with figures in the U.S military, unlock new actions.
Advertise Itchy and Scratchy Show - DC:70
Now that you are the proud owner of this decades old cartoon, it's time to focus on making the show great again! To start that, you ought to get the word and promote the show! There is plenty of bad press about toons in general, you have to make people aware that the toons aren't anything like that!
Reward: Promote Itchy and Scratchy show, effectiveness might be reduced because of current toon negativity.
Advertise the BeSharpes - DC: 50 With all that's been going on lately, your son remaking that old band of his again was not something you saw coming, a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!, of course what kind of father would you be if you did not support his interests, and really, advertising his band the... Be-Sharpss?, Be-Shapes?, BeSharpes, sounds close enough, is the least you can do.
Reward: Be-Sharps gain more popularity, Homer's Opinion increases, ???
Hire the Zombies - DC: 140
So, these zombies are seeking to be free. If that's the case, maybe you could help each other? Though they seem a bit weary of you...
Reward: Gain The Zombies as employees
So, with Springfield opening its doors to newcomers comes a slew of people who need jobs. Maybe it's best to give them a chance, but it can't go that badly... Right?
Reward: Options to hire a Canon Character from outside the Simpsons
Reach Out To The Government. - DC:70.
You aren't too keen to reach out to that Damn government after their bullshit with the Dome and their bomb. Even so, the city could use the help of the government, it might be worth setting talks with them. But if they dare to put another dome on the city you swear you are gonna send non stop mail to the president until they apologize!
Reward: begins communication with the government, possibility to collaborate on actions.
Recruit Super Villains To Your Retinue - DC:70:
Some people might think you are going senile for thinking this But jokes on them! You are already senile! Still back to this. You can tell there are some issues you need help with, and that some goody two shoes wouldn't be amenable to doing. Just have to make sure the people you hire won't double cross you.
Reward: Options to recruit a villain cape.
Recruit Criminals - DC:60:
You know, maybe a sort of reform program could reduce crime instead of just locking people up!
Reward: You form a reform program that adds various criminals from surrounding prisons to your Recruitment list.
Increased opinion from people who advocate for giving criminals second chances
Set Up A Meeting With A King: though you are skeptical of these guys truly having control of the U.S.A, you can't deny they really can pull their weight around, reaching out to them to collaborate on a project might be hard to do, but if you can manage it, that will open some nifty doors.
Reward: get in contact with a king and open possible collaboration actions with them.
Dc will vary depending in the king/faction:
Xanatos DC:80
Shego DC:70
Syndrome DC:90
Judge Doom DC:80
Shere Khan DC:60
Glomgold: DC:70
Opening A New Ecosystem - DC:40.
So according to The Finale, there are these walking animals and 2 types of predator and prey around a place called zootopia. Huh, the first time you heard about that. Now apparently the predators aren't being treated right having to wear shock collars that zap them if they get to angry or too scared or to happy...or even to sad...basically if they show to much emotion zap ,so how about you give those folks a place to live where they won't get zapped by making Springfield open to all(animal) predators!.
Reward: Springfield gets a wave of new citizens(and they're money) Bellwether will get slightly annoyed. (Choose this at your own risk).
Reach Out To Military Figures - DC:70
The general was kind enough to give you some of his remaining contacts in the military to reach out to, and while you are not too keen on getting involved with the government, perhaps you could strike a deal with some of these figures?
Reward: Get in contact with figures in the U.S military, unlock new actions.
Advertise Itchy and Scratchy Show - DC:70
Now that you are the proud owner of this decades old cartoon, it's time to focus on making the show great again! To start that, you ought to get the word and promote the show! There is plenty of bad press about toons in general, you have to make people aware that the toons aren't anything like that!
Reward: Promote Itchy and Scratchy show, effectiveness might be reduced because of current toon negativity.
Advertise the BeSharpes - DC: 50 With all that's been going on lately, your son remaking that old band of his again was not something you saw coming, a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!, of course what kind of father would you be if you did not support his interests, and really, advertising his band the... Be-Sharpss?, Be-Shapes?, BeSharpes, sounds close enough, is the least you can do.
Reward: Be-Sharps gain more popularity, Homer's Opinion increases, ???
Hire the Zombies - DC: 140
So, these zombies are seeking to be free. If that's the case, maybe you could help each other? Though they seem a bit weary of you...
Reward: Gain The Zombies as employees
Just What Did Burns Own? - DC: Variable.
Man, Burn's vault is insanely big, you can believe so much stuff fits in here, and that's not considering other hidden things Burns may have! Taking stock of all of this is important! Who knows what you will find?
Rewards: Knowledge of what burns actually owned, Chances to obtain items and even more income. Possibly more actions unlocked
Establishing Smuggling Operations - DC:45 (MAFIA ACTION)
Illicit trade has taken a massive downturn since the dome; nothing could get out and nobody dared going in with the frankly ludicrous amount of armed guards. Bringing it back would get the mob's blood pumping and help it get back on its feet.
Reward: Fat Tony Mafia's business reestablished, Income gain.
Look Into Expanding Your Business. - DC:60
So far your company only supplies Springfield with energy: why not see if anyone nearby is willing to have you build a plant for them? They get cheap energy at low costs, you get more money! Win-win situation right?
Rewards: Action to build the power plants near the cities, increase in public opinion, increase of more income once more reactors are built.
Pay Your Damn Taxes - DC:45
Turns out Burns' company has spent so long not paying it's taxes that the IRS is actively suspicious of your attempts to do so. You should probably do it anyway…
Reward: The IRS will not hate you as much, you may gain income from tax returns depending on how well you roll
Engage in Seaside Trade - DC: Variable (The higher the better)
With the docks up and running, that means a few old sea dogs are coming to sell their wares. Maybe you will find something useful!
Reward: Possible new business opportunities unlocked.
All That Shines Is Gold Now. - DC:45 (COST 6 INCOME!)
You'd think the streets were paved with gold,now after jogging your memory for a bit you've remembered when Springfield used to be a city on the growth. Back when the old aqua-car factory was up and running and when half the country wore Springfield galoshes, back then people acted like the streets were paved with gold mostly because they were!
So why don't you bring back at least some of Springfields glory days by repaving the streets with gold once more!? Now this will be expensive, no doubt about it but it would at least bring back memories of Springfields glory days and perhaps even a little bit of that old pride that Springfield used to have.
Rewards: Springfields streets are repaved with gold! Big Tourism increases along with an increase in town pride (Relationship status goes up another rank), slight increase in car accidents.
Man's Greatest Frenemy The Sun! - DC:55 (Cost 1 income)
Recently Lisa has asked you to help the environment and/or undo the damage Burns had done to it over the years, and this has given you an idea involving Burns sun blocker.
Now you know the thing was made for evil but what if you used it as a giant solar panel; it helps the environment, springfield, and might even piss off burns as a cherry on top!
Reward: Massive sun blocker repurposed. Citizens of Springfield enjoy free solar energy turned electricity. Lisa's opinion of you will increase. WARNING: Doing this will reduce your income gain by 1..
Buy La Maison Derrière - DC:30
Oh you remember this place! Lots of people used to go there before, including you! Currently it has gone through some hard times thanks to the dome, but seems like an interesting place to buy!
Reward: Become the owner of La Mansion Derrière, increase income gain, unlock new actions.
(Mafia Action) Restart Sweatshop Operations - DC:45
You promised Fat Tony the chance to take over Mr. Black's operation, so that's what you will do! You will need to handle all the logistics of this to do that, getting new workers, renewing the contracts, start producing the items, but once that's done you will start getting some dough!
Reward: Fat Tony's mafia gains a sweatshop operation, Fat Tony loyalty up, increase income gain.
Reopen Simpson Laser Tag - DC:45
You used to run a Laser tag business. It shut down like alot of your ventures over the years, but you still own the building and considering your newfound popularity, you could more easily market it now!
Reward: Reopen your laser tag business, increased income, increased opinion amongst the youth
Start Selling Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic Again - DC:60
From what you recall, this stuff actually worked REALLY well, moreso failing due to poor advertising than ineffectiveness. You figure what's the worst that could happen?
Reward: Start Selling Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic Again, gain income.
Healthy House And Home - DC:Autopass (Cost 1 Income to set up and 1 Income Per Turn)
Living in the Retirement Castle might have been terrible but you had to admit that having a roof over your head is something you never worried about since you returned from the war. Some of your employees can't say the same. You're gonna fix that, you're gonna fix that right now AND throw in healthcare and dental!
Reward: All your employees are given places to live on the company's dime (those that have homes are given a generous bonus for any remodels and repairs) so people stop sleeping on Flander's couch and a fantastic health and dental package. Opinion increases from all employees and increases the hero roster by 5.
Make More Content of Itchy and Scratchy - DC:40
No new seasons of the show had been made in some time, just reruns have been broadcasted since the dome incident, we'll time to change that!
Reward: Make more content for the show, kids will love this. Current violent show has reduced effectiveness.
Make Brand New Content For The Show? - DC:90
You have heard how that Doom guy talks about Toons being too dangerous for society and you think…maybe this show is a bit too bloody and that it proves his point? Asking the Toons if they can maybe change a bit of their usual routine and make it more friendly could make people see how Toons aren't bad at all?
Reward: New more kid friendly content out, people won't comment on how violent the show is, increases the fame of the show.
Merchandising Baby! - DC:40
Krusty is more popular than ever and he loves to slap his name on everything from toys, to burgers, to that camp where your grandkids were used as sweatshop workers. Maybe you should handle the merchandising for the show while Krusty hits people with pies. Also while the Itchy & Scratchy show might not be as popular as before, there seems to actually be a demand for these weird... Frinko Pups? Some sorta action figure and they want Itchy and Scratchy. Seems like a good deal.
Reward: Gain Income and promote both Krusty and Itchy & Scratchy Show! Income gain is based on popularity of shows.
Original Programming - DC: Variable (The Higher The Better)
Now that you've got a foothold in the entertainment market, several of your employees have come forward with ideas for original programming that you could produce. Hear them out and then decide if any of these are actually worth moving forward with.
Reward: Option to create original programming based on the suggestions and ideas of your Hero units.
Advertise Powell Motors - DC:35
You're an investor in your son's business now so how about you try and get the word out that Powell Motors is the best in the business! Newspaper, Radio, Telegram, and even some internet ads (Lena told you they'd help the most, but you're not sure) to bring in some more business for Herb!
Reward: Promote Powell Motors, increasing Income from the business and gaining more attention.
Find the Zombies a Place to Stay - DC: ???, Cost: Variable.
Turns out, the horde of ravenous, dangerous zombies actually just... wanted to have a new home?, huh, you could probably take a look around Springfield, maybe even the surrounding areas, and find them some actual housing... of course moving a bunch of zombies from across history across Springfield would be weird, even by Springfield standards, so a cover story would be necessary.
Hmmm... The Springfield Civil War Reenactment is happening sometime soonish isn't it?
Reward: A sub-vote begins for where to move the zombies, DC to hire them decreases, zombies are moved from the cemetery.
Helped By Hats! - DC: 30
"Do YOU have a helping hat, No? Then why not! For a small purchas-"
GOD DANG NABBIT HOW MANY OF THESE ADS ARE THERE! After the thirtieth Helping Hat advertisement in the same day, you have finally been defeated by InventCos cheap, efficient and handy helping headwear advertisements, a single purchase will not only get these personalised ads to stop, but also increase your plants productivity by a significant amount, and they also look neat.
Reward: Plant employees receive helping hats!, Fashionable and Helpful, improving your power plant bonuses and slightly increasing your income from it, significantly improve relations with InventCo, ???
Man, Burn's vault is insanely big, you can believe so much stuff fits in here, and that's not considering other hidden things Burns may have! Taking stock of all of this is important! Who knows what you will find?
Rewards: Knowledge of what burns actually owned, Chances to obtain items and even more income. Possibly more actions unlocked
Establishing Smuggling Operations - DC:45 (MAFIA ACTION)
Illicit trade has taken a massive downturn since the dome; nothing could get out and nobody dared going in with the frankly ludicrous amount of armed guards. Bringing it back would get the mob's blood pumping and help it get back on its feet.
Reward: Fat Tony Mafia's business reestablished, Income gain.
Look Into Expanding Your Business. - DC:60
So far your company only supplies Springfield with energy: why not see if anyone nearby is willing to have you build a plant for them? They get cheap energy at low costs, you get more money! Win-win situation right?
Rewards: Action to build the power plants near the cities, increase in public opinion, increase of more income once more reactors are built.
Pay Your Damn Taxes - DC:45
Turns out Burns' company has spent so long not paying it's taxes that the IRS is actively suspicious of your attempts to do so. You should probably do it anyway…
Reward: The IRS will not hate you as much, you may gain income from tax returns depending on how well you roll
Engage in Seaside Trade - DC: Variable (The higher the better)
With the docks up and running, that means a few old sea dogs are coming to sell their wares. Maybe you will find something useful!
Reward: Possible new business opportunities unlocked.
All That Shines Is Gold Now. - DC:45 (COST 6 INCOME!)
You'd think the streets were paved with gold,now after jogging your memory for a bit you've remembered when Springfield used to be a city on the growth. Back when the old aqua-car factory was up and running and when half the country wore Springfield galoshes, back then people acted like the streets were paved with gold mostly because they were!
So why don't you bring back at least some of Springfields glory days by repaving the streets with gold once more!? Now this will be expensive, no doubt about it but it would at least bring back memories of Springfields glory days and perhaps even a little bit of that old pride that Springfield used to have.
Rewards: Springfields streets are repaved with gold! Big Tourism increases along with an increase in town pride (Relationship status goes up another rank), slight increase in car accidents.
Man's Greatest Frenemy The Sun! - DC:55 (Cost 1 income)
Recently Lisa has asked you to help the environment and/or undo the damage Burns had done to it over the years, and this has given you an idea involving Burns sun blocker.
Now you know the thing was made for evil but what if you used it as a giant solar panel; it helps the environment, springfield, and might even piss off burns as a cherry on top!
Reward: Massive sun blocker repurposed. Citizens of Springfield enjoy free solar energy turned electricity. Lisa's opinion of you will increase. WARNING: Doing this will reduce your income gain by 1..
Buy La Maison Derrière - DC:30
Oh you remember this place! Lots of people used to go there before, including you! Currently it has gone through some hard times thanks to the dome, but seems like an interesting place to buy!
Reward: Become the owner of La Mansion Derrière, increase income gain, unlock new actions.
(Mafia Action) Restart Sweatshop Operations - DC:45
You promised Fat Tony the chance to take over Mr. Black's operation, so that's what you will do! You will need to handle all the logistics of this to do that, getting new workers, renewing the contracts, start producing the items, but once that's done you will start getting some dough!
Reward: Fat Tony's mafia gains a sweatshop operation, Fat Tony loyalty up, increase income gain.
Reopen Simpson Laser Tag - DC:45
You used to run a Laser tag business. It shut down like alot of your ventures over the years, but you still own the building and considering your newfound popularity, you could more easily market it now!
Reward: Reopen your laser tag business, increased income, increased opinion amongst the youth
Start Selling Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic Again - DC:60
From what you recall, this stuff actually worked REALLY well, moreso failing due to poor advertising than ineffectiveness. You figure what's the worst that could happen?
Reward: Start Selling Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic Again, gain income.
Healthy House And Home - DC:Autopass (Cost 1 Income to set up and 1 Income Per Turn)
Living in the Retirement Castle might have been terrible but you had to admit that having a roof over your head is something you never worried about since you returned from the war. Some of your employees can't say the same. You're gonna fix that, you're gonna fix that right now AND throw in healthcare and dental!
Reward: All your employees are given places to live on the company's dime (those that have homes are given a generous bonus for any remodels and repairs) so people stop sleeping on Flander's couch and a fantastic health and dental package. Opinion increases from all employees and increases the hero roster by 5.
Make More Content of Itchy and Scratchy - DC:40
No new seasons of the show had been made in some time, just reruns have been broadcasted since the dome incident, we'll time to change that!
Reward: Make more content for the show, kids will love this. Current violent show has reduced effectiveness.
Make Brand New Content For The Show? - DC:90
You have heard how that Doom guy talks about Toons being too dangerous for society and you think…maybe this show is a bit too bloody and that it proves his point? Asking the Toons if they can maybe change a bit of their usual routine and make it more friendly could make people see how Toons aren't bad at all?
Reward: New more kid friendly content out, people won't comment on how violent the show is, increases the fame of the show.
Merchandising Baby! - DC:40
Krusty is more popular than ever and he loves to slap his name on everything from toys, to burgers, to that camp where your grandkids were used as sweatshop workers. Maybe you should handle the merchandising for the show while Krusty hits people with pies. Also while the Itchy & Scratchy show might not be as popular as before, there seems to actually be a demand for these weird... Frinko Pups? Some sorta action figure and they want Itchy and Scratchy. Seems like a good deal.
Reward: Gain Income and promote both Krusty and Itchy & Scratchy Show! Income gain is based on popularity of shows.
Original Programming - DC: Variable (The Higher The Better)
Now that you've got a foothold in the entertainment market, several of your employees have come forward with ideas for original programming that you could produce. Hear them out and then decide if any of these are actually worth moving forward with.
Reward: Option to create original programming based on the suggestions and ideas of your Hero units.
Advertise Powell Motors - DC:35
You're an investor in your son's business now so how about you try and get the word out that Powell Motors is the best in the business! Newspaper, Radio, Telegram, and even some internet ads (Lena told you they'd help the most, but you're not sure) to bring in some more business for Herb!
Reward: Promote Powell Motors, increasing Income from the business and gaining more attention.
Find the Zombies a Place to Stay - DC: ???, Cost: Variable.
Turns out, the horde of ravenous, dangerous zombies actually just... wanted to have a new home?, huh, you could probably take a look around Springfield, maybe even the surrounding areas, and find them some actual housing... of course moving a bunch of zombies from across history across Springfield would be weird, even by Springfield standards, so a cover story would be necessary.
Hmmm... The Springfield Civil War Reenactment is happening sometime soonish isn't it?
Reward: A sub-vote begins for where to move the zombies, DC to hire them decreases, zombies are moved from the cemetery.
Helped By Hats! - DC: 30
"Do YOU have a helping hat, No? Then why not! For a small purchas-"
GOD DANG NABBIT HOW MANY OF THESE ADS ARE THERE! After the thirtieth Helping Hat advertisement in the same day, you have finally been defeated by InventCos cheap, efficient and handy helping headwear advertisements, a single purchase will not only get these personalised ads to stop, but also increase your plants productivity by a significant amount, and they also look neat.
Reward: Plant employees receive helping hats!, Fashionable and Helpful, improving your power plant bonuses and slightly increasing your income from it, significantly improve relations with InventCo, ???
Infiltration actions
Dc to infiltrate a Kings territory
New York: DC:80
Doofainia: DC:70
Middleton: DC:80
Kronos: DC:60 (70 if the Hero assigned is a cape)
Zootopia: DC:45
Calisota: DC:50
Inventco: DC:60
Cloverleaf: DC:45 (65 if the assigned hero is a toon)
Set Up Some Patrols In Springfield. - DC:50 (Cost 1 Income)
Now that you apparently own most of Springfield, you think that would be ideal to set some surveillance on the city? With Burns and Side Show running free and who knows who else is currently in your city you need to keep a more open eye on your backyard.
Reward: Patrols set in Springfield. DC to infiltrate the city raises by 10. Chances of Increased DC for actions for people or factions hiding in your territory.
Look Further Into The Iron Claw - DC:32/37/50 (DC Returns to normal next turn!)
Having discovered the name of the group, Finale is reaching out to you to help him look more into this The Iron Claw, He nor you have much to go on except this mysterious insignia he found on one of their bases, and the name of the group. You have no idea what sort of rabbit hole this could lead to…not that you mind too much.
Reward: find out more about the Iron Claw, increase in opinion score for the Finale, ???
Hunt Down The EPA Agent - DC:25/40
You're not 100% sure this is that so-and-so from the dome, but you and The EPA ain't exactly on good terms no matter what and if it is him... well you're sure that the rest of Springfield would love to have a Fat Tony style "small chat" with him.
Track him down like the dog he is and then haul his ass back to Springfield because since you're the one finding him, you absolutely are first in line to get your licks in.
Reward: Track down or capture the rogue EPA agent and potentially bring him back to Springfield for some good old fashion mob justice and then maybe legal consequences. Massive opinion boost with the Springfield public and all hero units from Springfield.
Leg Day - DC:70
When Senator Legstrong approached you about working together, you can honestly say you never heard of the man, but you never really had to keep track of senators before. Still, if you're going to be working with the guy, maybe you should try and find out more about him and what he supports and opposes.
Reward: Find out more about Senator Legstrong and what ties he has, if any.
Build a Totally Not James Bond Villain Style Hideout - DC 85
Scorpio has an idea for a timeshare style deal between you two. What if you made an incredibly crazy and hidden secret lair that the both of you could use whenever you needed to cut someone in half with a lazer (he's very insistent laser is spelled with a z) or contemplate world domination. You're not sure you will need it, but having a secret base hidden away doesn't sound like a bad idea.
Reward: You gain a James Bond Villain style secret base which Hank Scorpio may occasionally use to feed people to the shark tank.
Dc to infiltrate a Kings territory
New York: DC:80
Doofainia: DC:70
Middleton: DC:80
Kronos: DC:60 (70 if the Hero assigned is a cape)
Zootopia: DC:45
Calisota: DC:50
Inventco: DC:60
Cloverleaf: DC:45 (65 if the assigned hero is a toon)
Set Up Some Patrols In Springfield. - DC:50 (Cost 1 Income)
Now that you apparently own most of Springfield, you think that would be ideal to set some surveillance on the city? With Burns and Side Show running free and who knows who else is currently in your city you need to keep a more open eye on your backyard.
Reward: Patrols set in Springfield. DC to infiltrate the city raises by 10. Chances of Increased DC for actions for people or factions hiding in your territory.
Look Further Into The Iron Claw - DC:32/37/50 (DC Returns to normal next turn!)
Having discovered the name of the group, Finale is reaching out to you to help him look more into this The Iron Claw, He nor you have much to go on except this mysterious insignia he found on one of their bases, and the name of the group. You have no idea what sort of rabbit hole this could lead to…not that you mind too much.
Reward: find out more about the Iron Claw, increase in opinion score for the Finale, ???
Hunt Down The EPA Agent - DC:25/40
You're not 100% sure this is that so-and-so from the dome, but you and The EPA ain't exactly on good terms no matter what and if it is him... well you're sure that the rest of Springfield would love to have a Fat Tony style "small chat" with him.
Track him down like the dog he is and then haul his ass back to Springfield because since you're the one finding him, you absolutely are first in line to get your licks in.
Reward: Track down or capture the rogue EPA agent and potentially bring him back to Springfield for some good old fashion mob justice and then maybe legal consequences. Massive opinion boost with the Springfield public and all hero units from Springfield.
Leg Day - DC:70
When Senator Legstrong approached you about working together, you can honestly say you never heard of the man, but you never really had to keep track of senators before. Still, if you're going to be working with the guy, maybe you should try and find out more about him and what he supports and opposes.
Reward: Find out more about Senator Legstrong and what ties he has, if any.
Build a Totally Not James Bond Villain Style Hideout - DC 85
Scorpio has an idea for a timeshare style deal between you two. What if you made an incredibly crazy and hidden secret lair that the both of you could use whenever you needed to cut someone in half with a lazer (he's very insistent laser is spelled with a z) or contemplate world domination. You're not sure you will need it, but having a secret base hidden away doesn't sound like a bad idea.
Reward: You gain a James Bond Villain style secret base which Hank Scorpio may occasionally use to feed people to the shark tank.
Study Maps Of The Lands/Areas Near You - DC:35
Hmmmmm... You never know when you might have to visit nearby areas, you know? Better safe than sorry In case such a visit is necessary...
Reward: Have a better grasp of the geography of various areas around you. Learn about interesting locations.
The Power Of The Sun! - DC:70
So your eggheads have told you that just strapping a frankly ridiculous amount of solar panels to the sun blocker isn't the most efficient way to harness power and that there has to be a better way. Well let's see what they come up with. That's what you are paying them for.
Reward: the sunblocker is turned into a proper giant solar panel, renamed the sun catcher! Reduced DC for action "Man's greatest frenemy the sun" if not done yet, If done, unlocks option to upgrade the Sun Blocker. Unlocks the option to build more of them and sell to people.
Nuclear Neotypes 1: Nuclear Waste's Potential - DC:100.
Now that you've got a veritable zoo of mutants (zootants perhaps?) to study, its time to see what makes them tick. It's a metaphor Larry…put the Geiger counter away.
Reward: Learn more about the animals' mutations. Unlocks atomic mutations research tree.
Study The Freaky Fish Guy Mutant (Gill) - DC:90
That fish mutant caused you and your workers lots of trouble back there in the Kamp, how the hell was he so freaking strong?! Apparently, he was once human and somehow became like this? You don't understand a lot of it, but you have a feeling your lab coats can figure it out, who knows you might learn something useful?
Reward: Learn more about Gill's mutations, unlock new actions.
Research the Tonics - DC:70
... Admittedly, a few eggheads have pointed out a tonic this incredibly potent might cause problems if misused. Guess you should look into it.
Reward: Make a still usable but less potent version of Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic, gain income once you start selling it
Develop New Models to Sell - DC:40/70/100
You've never made a car before but how hard can it be, it's not rocket science right? Now what if we added *another wheel*? Attempt to develop a new model of car or potentially even make a novel innovation to the car market.
Reward: Increased Income from Powell Motors and unlock new automotive actions.
Research Fusion Power - DC:120
Apparently, Fusion power is the nirvana of energy production, or so they say. Being able to harness it would put your name and Springfield on the first page of all newspapers. It shouldn't be too hard to do this right?
Reward: unlock action to develop fusion power
Hmmmmm... You never know when you might have to visit nearby areas, you know? Better safe than sorry In case such a visit is necessary...
Reward: Have a better grasp of the geography of various areas around you. Learn about interesting locations.
The Power Of The Sun! - DC:70
So your eggheads have told you that just strapping a frankly ridiculous amount of solar panels to the sun blocker isn't the most efficient way to harness power and that there has to be a better way. Well let's see what they come up with. That's what you are paying them for.
Reward: the sunblocker is turned into a proper giant solar panel, renamed the sun catcher! Reduced DC for action "Man's greatest frenemy the sun" if not done yet, If done, unlocks option to upgrade the Sun Blocker. Unlocks the option to build more of them and sell to people.
Nuclear Neotypes 1: Nuclear Waste's Potential - DC:100.
Now that you've got a veritable zoo of mutants (zootants perhaps?) to study, its time to see what makes them tick. It's a metaphor Larry…put the Geiger counter away.
Reward: Learn more about the animals' mutations. Unlocks atomic mutations research tree.
Study The Freaky Fish Guy Mutant (Gill) - DC:90
That fish mutant caused you and your workers lots of trouble back there in the Kamp, how the hell was he so freaking strong?! Apparently, he was once human and somehow became like this? You don't understand a lot of it, but you have a feeling your lab coats can figure it out, who knows you might learn something useful?
Reward: Learn more about Gill's mutations, unlock new actions.
Research the Tonics - DC:70
... Admittedly, a few eggheads have pointed out a tonic this incredibly potent might cause problems if misused. Guess you should look into it.
Reward: Make a still usable but less potent version of Simpson & Son Revitalizing Tonic, gain income once you start selling it
Develop New Models to Sell - DC:40/70/100
You've never made a car before but how hard can it be, it's not rocket science right? Now what if we added *another wheel*? Attempt to develop a new model of car or potentially even make a novel innovation to the car market.
Reward: Increased Income from Powell Motors and unlock new automotive actions.
Research Fusion Power - DC:120
Apparently, Fusion power is the nirvana of energy production, or so they say. Being able to harness it would put your name and Springfield on the first page of all newspapers. It shouldn't be too hard to do this right?
Reward: unlock action to develop fusion power
Bless Springfield - DC:80. (Cost 2 Income)
At the urgency of Ned you started looking for ways to have a high member of the church come and bless the grounds of Springfield. This should help ward off demonic influences, or something like that, if Ned rambling is correct.
Reward: Demonic entities have to pass a high DC to enter the city, and the ones that do suffer minor debuffs while staying within the city limits.
Try To Find Magical Items On The Interweb - DC: Varies. (Cost: Varies depending on roll and items offered.)
You should probably see if you can acquire some magical items off the Interweb, Thankfully you're now rich so money shouldn't be too much of a problem. What will be a problem is making sure the hokey doohickey you get is actually magical. You just have to make sure you aren't being ripped off.
Rewards: The higher the roll the better the items available to purchase,some items may unlock adventures.
Look for Magic Tomes - DC:60. (Cost 1 income)
Apparently, magic is real. That's swell! Your head lab coat Frink managed to somehow stumble into a magic book on his own. In the children's school no less!!! That means that more magic books could be out there, just waiting for you to grab them. If you find some cool books, maybe you can learn more about magic!
Rewards: Gain magic tomes that can be used to increase Occult stat of occult focused units and unlock new Occult National actions depending on roll, ???.
Hold a Séance - DC:65. It somewhat goes against Flanders' sensibilities, but you have seen enough craziness that you honestly wouldn't doubt the existence of ghosts. Maybe something neat will happen?
Reward: Hold a séance. If successful will summon the ghost of a deceased character at random, with further results varying on how well you rolled and who is ultimately summoned.
Raise Free Willed Lesser Undead - DC: Variable
So you've gotten an idea on how this whole Necromancy stuff works, now you can really put it into practice. Summon up some undead completely on purpose and not accidentally and make sure they actually remember who they are.
Zombie DC30 - Huh, this is actually pretty easy. Weird that these ones don't seem as durable as the ones from the cemetery though.
Skeleton DC60 - Well that sure is a walking talking skeleton alright. It actually seems tougher than the zombies you can make for some reason, though still waaaay weaker than the ones from the cemetery.
--Decide what body to use or just use a random body (specific characters will raise the DC or flat out refuse to return)
Reward: Whatever undead you raise and further Necromancy actions unlocked
Raise Controlled Lesser Undead - DC: Variable
So you've gotten an idea on how this whole Necromancy stuff works, now you can really put it into practice. Summon up some undead completely on purpose and not accidentally and make sure they are under your control.
Zombie DC30 - Huh, this is actually pretty easy. Weird that these ones don't seem as durable as the ones from the cemetery though.
Skeleton DC60 - Well that sure is a walking talking skeleton alright. It actually seems tougher than the zombies you can make for some reason, though still waaaay weaker than the ones from the cemetery.
--Decide what body to use or just use a random body (specific characters will raise the DC or flat out refuse to return)
Reward: Whatever undead you raise and further Necromancy actions unlocked
Study the Magical Journals DC: Variable
Lena managed to track down these strange journals for you. The least you could do is read them, y'know? Who knows what you will find.
Reward: Gain varying levels of occult knowledge written within the journals.
At the urgency of Ned you started looking for ways to have a high member of the church come and bless the grounds of Springfield. This should help ward off demonic influences, or something like that, if Ned rambling is correct.
Reward: Demonic entities have to pass a high DC to enter the city, and the ones that do suffer minor debuffs while staying within the city limits.
Try To Find Magical Items On The Interweb - DC: Varies. (Cost: Varies depending on roll and items offered.)
You should probably see if you can acquire some magical items off the Interweb, Thankfully you're now rich so money shouldn't be too much of a problem. What will be a problem is making sure the hokey doohickey you get is actually magical. You just have to make sure you aren't being ripped off.
Rewards: The higher the roll the better the items available to purchase,some items may unlock adventures.
Look for Magic Tomes - DC:60. (Cost 1 income)
Apparently, magic is real. That's swell! Your head lab coat Frink managed to somehow stumble into a magic book on his own. In the children's school no less!!! That means that more magic books could be out there, just waiting for you to grab them. If you find some cool books, maybe you can learn more about magic!
Rewards: Gain magic tomes that can be used to increase Occult stat of occult focused units and unlock new Occult National actions depending on roll, ???.
Hold a Séance - DC:65. It somewhat goes against Flanders' sensibilities, but you have seen enough craziness that you honestly wouldn't doubt the existence of ghosts. Maybe something neat will happen?
Reward: Hold a séance. If successful will summon the ghost of a deceased character at random, with further results varying on how well you rolled and who is ultimately summoned.
Raise Free Willed Lesser Undead - DC: Variable
So you've gotten an idea on how this whole Necromancy stuff works, now you can really put it into practice. Summon up some undead completely on purpose and not accidentally and make sure they actually remember who they are.
Zombie DC30 - Huh, this is actually pretty easy. Weird that these ones don't seem as durable as the ones from the cemetery though.
Skeleton DC60 - Well that sure is a walking talking skeleton alright. It actually seems tougher than the zombies you can make for some reason, though still waaaay weaker than the ones from the cemetery.
--Decide what body to use or just use a random body (specific characters will raise the DC or flat out refuse to return)
Reward: Whatever undead you raise and further Necromancy actions unlocked
Raise Controlled Lesser Undead - DC: Variable
So you've gotten an idea on how this whole Necromancy stuff works, now you can really put it into practice. Summon up some undead completely on purpose and not accidentally and make sure they are under your control.
Zombie DC30 - Huh, this is actually pretty easy. Weird that these ones don't seem as durable as the ones from the cemetery though.
Skeleton DC60 - Well that sure is a walking talking skeleton alright. It actually seems tougher than the zombies you can make for some reason, though still waaaay weaker than the ones from the cemetery.
--Decide what body to use or just use a random body (specific characters will raise the DC or flat out refuse to return)
Reward: Whatever undead you raise and further Necromancy actions unlocked
Study the Magical Journals DC: Variable
Lena managed to track down these strange journals for you. The least you could do is read them, y'know? Who knows what you will find.
Reward: Gain varying levels of occult knowledge written within the journals.
Spoiler: Abe
Jog your memory. You lived a looong life, and you have certainly seen more things that other people have. You just… don't remember it right now. Maybe spending some time thinking about it could help you remember something useful? …What were you thinking of again?
Reward: Chances to unlock new actions, national or personal.
Hit them books. Suppose now would be a good time as any to read some of the books that your granddaughter Lisa has gifted you for your birthdays. There's lots of info you could glean from them.
Rewards: need to take this action 3 times, once taken gain 1d3+1 Learning. (1/3 times)
Hang out with your elders. Even though being the boss of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant has occupied much of your time you should give yourself some time to spend with your friends in the retirement home.
Rewards: Abe hangs out with the elders, chance to learn info about things going on in the town or interesting tidbits of info.
Abe: Ask another Simpson Family member to help you out.
Now that you have started to make amends with your son and Mona, perhaps you could try to ask for their help, and a chance to hang out a bit with them?
Reward: a 1d3 is rolled and depending the result, a certain Simpson is automatically unlocked as a temporary hero unit ((1) Marge 2) Bart 3) Lisa.) for next turn, and in exchange, Abe need to spend next turn using a personal and pick "Hang out with a coworker" and choose the rolled Simpson unit.
Hang out with one of your workers. Perhaps you could use some of your free time trying to get to know one of your workers. Who knows what kind of stuff you may find out! (Can be taken multiple times a turn)
Reward: you get to know one of your hero units better, chance of increased opinion, chance to unlock actions related to the hero. ???
Go look for a fashion designer. Clothes maketh the man. That's something you hear in Tv once and it might have a grain of salt on it. Your wardrobe is nothing to talk home about. Let's do something about it.
Reward: Abe gets a Damn nice suit (costs 1 income). Chances to meet ???
Play Poker: Playing cards is how you got into this mess... But it's just too much fun!
Reward: Abe plays Poker with a random group of people. He may gain or lose income depending on the Roll.
Figure out this damn control panel: Burn's had a lot of weird buttons on this thing. You might as well see what they do before you press something you shouldn't
Reward: Office adds defense against attacks made against the Power Plant, stewardship bonus for some actions.
A test of your own medicine 2: alright, it'll take a while, but you think You've found a list of medicines that'll be at least close to what you want
Reward: Abe goes and buys actual quality medicine, chances for possible Stat ups! (Learning, stewardship or martial +1)(-5 from a previous failure)
Is this my beautiful house?: Geez this mansion is huge! What the hell are you gonna do with it all? And what kind of rooms did he think he needed?
Reward: better house awareness, very small bonus to next turn's/next 4 personal actions. Chances to find some weird rooms?
Hire someone for the power plant (Can only be taken once per turn):
Current heroes units available for hire:
-Snake
-Mina Loveberry
-Probabilitor the Annoying
Hire a Personal Trainer
To say you may have let yourself go is an understatement, sadly. Time to get back in shape!
Reward: Gain a personal Trainer, potential for Martial stat increase
Spoiler: Flanders
Spend some time with your sons. Just because you have more… "interesting job" there's no reason to spend more time with your family! You better check on Your kids now that you have some time.
Reward: Flanders spends some time with his sons. Chances to raise opinions of Abe.
Go to Church: Nothing like going to the church and feeling in contact with the Lord! After the Dome incident ended more people seemed to go to church! And you know how people like to blab in those places. Perhaps you could get some interesting tidbits?
Reward: Chances to meet new people and learn some interesting information.
Go to the Gym: Now that you have some free time perhaps you could spend it on the gym. It seems working for Abe might be a bit more physically demanding than your other jobs. Better make sure your muscles are up to the task!
Reward: Martial Stat gain if rolled high enough
Set up a Hang Out Session: You have kids. Camila has kids. Only seems right they meet up. Even if things don't fully work out, you hope the two of you can stay friends after all.
Reward: Flanders sets up Rodd and Todd to hang out with a member of the Hexsquad (decided by a 1d6), further bonding with Camila
Meet the New Family: Oh hey, you had new neighbors in that old other house next to the Simpsons. You should say hi! Especially Since the dad seems a little stressed about The Kaiser still…
Reward: Flanders hangs out with Duncan Family, possible +5 to his next assigned action if it goes well enough
Go on a Double Date with Moe: To say you and Moe are friendarinos would be... An exaggeration, but it's not like you hate each other. You are technically co-workers and he's the only one of whom you're aware of who is merely new dating rather than married!
Reward: ???
Spoiler: Jasper
Play chess with abe. Abe has complained that you cheat on Poker all the time. That's not true! You only cheat half the time! Still if he is gonna complain too much perhaps you can beat him in another game.
Reward: Jasper plays chess with abe. Possible stat increase for high enough roll.
Hang out with the Old Jewish Guy: It's been a while since you talked with your old pal. Who knows what's been going on with him.
Reward: Chance to decipher interesting information out of his rambling.
Spoiler: Frink
Work On One Of Your Inventions. Now that you have an actual lab again, it wouldn't hurt to work on some of your old Projects. Who knows what you will end up creating.
Reward: Frink gets to invent/recreate either one of his old projects or a totally new one.
Spend Some Time Reading The Scientific Forums. It's been a while since you got in touch with the scientific community online. Who knows what kind of info your fellow scientist might share with you. Who knows, maybe this time you will be able to show "BlueGenius" or "THE Doofacious one" why you are more mad scientist than them!!!
Rewards: Chance to unlock more actions, chance to discover learning heroes to recruit.
Spoiler: Fat Tony
Visit Your Cousin Fit Tony.
It's been awhile since you've seen your identical cousin from San Diego. Perhaps you should go visit him to catch up on old times and to make sure he's not sleeping with the fish.
Reward: Fat tony hangs out with his cousin, chances to learn interesting tidbits of info.
Look For The Don. (MAFIA Action)
After the Dome broke down, no one has seen hide nor hair of him. Some people might think he finally bit it, but you know different.
Reward: Find where the Don is hiding.
Train Your New Minions: (MAFIA Action)
These guys aren't half bad, but they aren't quite up to your standards. Time to fix that.
Reward: Slight increase to the Mob Mentality Trait
Hang out with Michael. Your son Michael hasn't seen you much lately due to you're 'business' of 'waste management' and you're business with abe perhaps you should fix that by spending time with him.
Reward: Chances for opinion gain!
Spoiler: Kaiser
Find Out What Happened After Your Death
It has been some time since you're death and the world has changed much in that time, perhaps it's time you fill in the gaps in you're knowledge jah?
(Progress bar 0/100)
Reward: Kaiser catches up on modern history. Learning stat increase of 1+1d3
Get up to date in war tactics.
Apparently there have been a few significant changes to how war is done nowadays. They don't even use horses anymore! How can this be?!
(Progress bar 29/100)
Reward: Kaiser becomes knowledgeable in modern war tactics. Martial stat increase of 1+1d3
Talk to someone about your fear of... Her
There have been lots of talks about this "therapy" thing lately and Tony sent you the number of a supposedly good one. Maybe you can talk to them about your recent scuffle and the dreams you've been having, it will probably be easier with… Her… captured now
Reward: Kaiser begins therapy and hopefully begins processing things.
Spoiler: Apu
Visit the head of Kwik-E-Mart for some lessons: now that you have some free time perhaps you should attempt to get some lessons from the head of kwik-e-mart himself. you just have to go to the first convenience store all the way in India and on top one of the tallest mountains in the whole country...Homer was right, that's not very convenient is it?
Reward: Apu gets to talk with the head of kwik-e-mart, chances to gain stat up in Stewardship, ???
Spend time with your octuplets and wife: Apu's kid and wife can be draining sometimes, but they're still his beloved family. He has to make time for them!
Reward: Apu Spends time with his wife and kids, gains gratitude towards Abe
Take a break: Mr Simpson and your wife are really bugging you that you should take more breaks more often. Pfft, Seriously, you are fine, you take plenty of breaks! Last time was… Uh.
Reluctantly, you admit they might have a point.
Reward: Apu takes some time for himself! If rolled high enough, chances to gain small bonuses to Apu's next National he is assigned to!
Spoiler: The Finale
Feed Animals Around Springfield
You have a deep connection to nature, and you notice there's quite a few hungry animals around town. Better rectify that.
Reward: The Finale gains the loyalty of various animals around town
Take On A Contract.
Though you are working now for Mr Simpson, you would think he wouldn't mind if you were to take a contract for a small job. You refuse to have your skill rusting off for lack of practice.
Reward: The Finale takes a contract for a job outside of Springfield. Roll will be made to see how well he does on the mission, chances for him to meet new people/factions for Abe to reach out later.
Look On Your Own For More Clues About The Insignia.
Y'know you didn't have much luck looking into the group on your own, and while Mr Simpson says he will lend a hand that is no reason to leave everything to him…there has to be a clue somewhere, no one can hide totally from the world, right?
Rewards: Learn more clues…
Spoiler: Mona
Talk to Homer
Your relationship with your son is getting better, but you still have much to make up for. Maybe talking with him is a start.
Reward: Mona hangs out with Homer; possible +5/10 to a National she is assigned next turn
Clean up the Local Park
You hate the idea of nature being disturbed. You better fix this mess!
Reward: Clean up the local Springfield Park, possible bonus against Burns
Hang out with the Green Family
Your old friend Nancy and her family are getting settled in Springfield. You should probably go check in on them.
Reward: Hang out with The Green Family; possible +5/10 to a National she is assigned next turn
Spoiler: Lena
Prank Someone
This may be pushing your luck, but you're mischievous at heart. You doubt these smhucks will do anything too bad as punishment.
Reward: Shenanigans, potential Intrigue increase
Write Poetry
You certainly wouldn't SHARE it with anyone if you could help it, but writing poetry is soothing to you.
Reward: Potential +5 to Lena's next Action she is assigned
Make New Friends: Friendship has never quite gone great for you. But you really don't want to hang around a bunch of old farts (and Hunter) all day.
Reward: Lena goes out and makes some new buddies, ???
Spoiler: Moe
Run Your Bar
You may work for Mr. Simpson now, but thankfully he doesn't require you to do enough to override your previous responsibilities!
Reward: Potential to meet new people or hear interesting information
Practice Voodoo
You suppose brushing up on your Voodoo knowhow couldn't hurt, especially with that zombie and duck showing you up!
Reward: Increase in skill at voodoo
Create Drinks
You're much more skilled as a bartender than your usual clientele would imply. Time to show it by making new concoctions!
Reward: Make interesting new concoctions, potential to sell them if rolled high enough
Go on a Double Date with Flanders; Ned is a weenie and a Rube, but by no means a bad guy. Plus, being "friends" with one of the most beloved guys in town makes you look good!
Reward: ???
Spoiler: Willie
Start an Irn-Bru Smuggling Operation
The beloved drink of Scotland is illegal in America. Idiots! How else are you supposed to cure a hangover! You'll show them the joys of It!
Reward: Willie is made quite happy; potential +5 to the next action Willie is assigned to; potential to get income from the operation
Spoiler: Hunter
Hang Out with the Hexsquad
Sometimes you still wonder if you deserve such good friends. But you have them, so it would be rude to ignore them.
Reward: Hunter hangs with his friends; potential to gain +5 to the next Action Hunter is assigned to; potential to unlock a Hexsquad member as a Trait
Study Human Realm Potions Material
Technically speaking, potions is the Track that a bile sac isn't strictly necessary. But it was hard enough with materials you actually knew about. A little research could be helpful.
Reward: Hunter learns about material on Earth that could theoretically be used in potions
Play with Flapjack
Flapjack seems... actually kinda familiar with the Human Realm? Maybe you're reading too much into it. Eh, regardless, he's your beloved partner and you should hang out with him.
Reward: Hunter hangs out with his beloved pet/first real friend; potential to unlock Flapjack as a Trait
Spoiler: Professor Crumbs
Speak With Your People
No, not wizards, the elderly! One of the hardest parts of being ancient is seeing the other Immortals in the Wizarding World galavant like 20-60 year olds. Most of the folks at the retirement castle aren't much older than 100 but at least they act their age!
Reward: Crumbs hangs out with the elders of Springfield; potential opinion increase on Abe
Try out Candy
You adore sweets. Springfield has a lot of wacky treats. A match made in heaven!
Reward: Find Springfield exclusive sweets and eat them. Potential +5 to his next assigned action if rolled high enough.
Find A Good Yoga Class
You like to stay spry even in your older age, through you don't have the advantage of a the magic yoga room anymore. Maybe you can find a good class.
Reward: Crumbs limbers back up and gains the "Pretty Spry For A 3000 Year Old Guy" trait
Spoiler: Hans Rotwood
Spread your wisdom: you run a blog that educates the youth about the paranormal. It's not very popular :c
Reward: Chances to talk to ???, opinion increase on Abe for not making fun of it
Study Springfield Cryptids: You would love to meet some of these wonderful creatures Mr. Simpson has mentioned lives here. You have the time and the tenacity!
Reward: Chances to run into local cryptids, opinion increase on Abe
Talk to Mildred the Ghost This 80s era phantom seems to like you well enough. She's a magical creature, exactly what you've always wanted! Best to keep your composure, but you're sure it will be a pleasant conversation.
Reward: Rotwood talks to Mildred. Potential to learn about the Afterlife and Ghosts in general.
Study with an Occult Unit: You now know for certain magic is real. And there's magic people here!
-Moe Szyslak: Oh. Mien. GOTT! A goblin man! In broad daylight! Okay, calm yourself Hans: you can do this. Just. Talk to him, get to know him a little, and perhaps ask him about vodún.
-Lena de spell: she's the young woman who hired you! Clearly she's a girl that learned how to mold shadows for herself. Ingenious! She already likes you so everything should be fine, right?
–Professor Crumbs: a real wizard! AND a fellow professor! You can't believe it, you have so many questions! What's he a Professor of? What is his wand like? Does he have an organ that will explode if he doesn't cast spells!?!...sweet mercy hans put yourself together.
-Hunter Noceda: this strapping young man knows a wide variety of magic. You have years of experience talking to boys his age, you were *made* for this!
-Frink: your fellow scientist says he hasn't made much progress with that spellbook of his, but it's still one more book than you have!
-The Kaiser: the Kaiser's here!?! and a zombie?!? ANDAND A WARLOCK!?!?! This is 3 of your biggest dreams come to life! Unlife! You're dying to get to know him, and if your new luck continues you might even come back from that!
-Random: maybe you're over complicating things; these people are your coworkers! Surely you can find the time to chat with more than one of them in the next few months.
(Note; if you pick the Randomize option, you will be able to talk to more than one as though you took this action multiple times, but the resulting rolls will receive a malus and associated rewards will be lesser)
Spoiler: Homer
Homer Spend time with your family:
Spend time with Herb.
The last time Herb and you met things didn't go so…well. But that doesn't mean things can't change! Simpson are meant to stay together right?
Reward: Homer makes amends with Herb.
What Can You Do Today
You tend to get into some crazy shenanigans and you usually don't have control over it, who knows what may happen today!
(This represents the usual Simpson episodes and how Homer gets into…well all the insane stuff it happens. It's a chaos roll that can either give good or bad traits to things)
Reward: Higher the roll the better.
Try and Learn How To Do Your Job.
Now that your father is your boss, you guess you have to try and put in a little more effort? He has tried to change for the better, you could probably do the same.
Progress Bar: 0/150
Reward: Remove the "Box of Donuts" trait
Have the Be Sharps Perform
Its been... a while... since the BeSharps have performed, and you have mostly faded out of relevancy, a few quick performances should get you back on tra- ooh doughnut
Reward: The Be Sharps have performed a song. Potential to learn what's "trendy" at the moment, potential income gain on high rolls
Clean out your basement.
Marge has been asking you again to clean out the basement. Apparently, when they rebuilt your home, they dumped a bunch of trash there. But you don't see the reason, it's not bothering anyone there!
Reward: Marge is happy with Homer, basement cleaned, chances to find interesting items.
Spoiler: Krusty
Fully Focus on Hosting Your Show
You would do this anyways, but time to give it your all. There's more eyes on you than ever...
Reward: Krusty fully focuses on keeping his show going, Potential income gain, potential +5 to his next action.
Advertise Something
Your Star is on the rise! Which means... Merchandising babyyyyy!
Reward: Krusty shills his face out to some product, quality dependent on roll. Income gain depends on Roll as well.
Look further into your Daughter
Over a year. Your beloved daughter has been missing for over a year. You can't give up on her. She's out there somewhere...
Reward: Find more clues about Sophie's whereabouts.
Talk with Sideshow Mel
Mel and you have your ups and downs, but he's still your friend.
Reward: Talk with Mel, potential +5 to Krusty's next action. High rolls have Mel become a trait.
Visit Sideshow Bob
With his family in another country, no one is going to see the guy. And... You feel a little bad, despite everything.
Reward: Krusty visits Bob, if ??? happens then ???, potential slight Intrigue increase from tips if roll is high enough.
Jog your memory. You lived a looong life, and you have certainly seen more things that other people have. You just… don't remember it right now. Maybe spending some time thinking about it could help you remember something useful? …What were you thinking of again?
Reward: Chances to unlock new actions, national or personal.
Hit them books. Suppose now would be a good time as any to read some of the books that your granddaughter Lisa has gifted you for your birthdays. There's lots of info you could glean from them.
Rewards: need to take this action 3 times, once taken gain 1d3+1 Learning. (1/3 times)
Hang out with your elders. Even though being the boss of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant has occupied much of your time you should give yourself some time to spend with your friends in the retirement home.
Rewards: Abe hangs out with the elders, chance to learn info about things going on in the town or interesting tidbits of info.
Abe: Ask another Simpson Family member to help you out.
Now that you have started to make amends with your son and Mona, perhaps you could try to ask for their help, and a chance to hang out a bit with them?
Reward: a 1d3 is rolled and depending the result, a certain Simpson is automatically unlocked as a temporary hero unit ((1) Marge 2) Bart 3) Lisa.) for next turn, and in exchange, Abe need to spend next turn using a personal and pick "Hang out with a coworker" and choose the rolled Simpson unit.
Hang out with one of your workers. Perhaps you could use some of your free time trying to get to know one of your workers. Who knows what kind of stuff you may find out! (Can be taken multiple times a turn)
Reward: you get to know one of your hero units better, chance of increased opinion, chance to unlock actions related to the hero. ???
Go look for a fashion designer. Clothes maketh the man. That's something you hear in Tv once and it might have a grain of salt on it. Your wardrobe is nothing to talk home about. Let's do something about it.
Reward: Abe gets a Damn nice suit (costs 1 income). Chances to meet ???
Play Poker: Playing cards is how you got into this mess... But it's just too much fun!
Reward: Abe plays Poker with a random group of people. He may gain or lose income depending on the Roll.
Figure out this damn control panel: Burn's had a lot of weird buttons on this thing. You might as well see what they do before you press something you shouldn't
Reward: Office adds defense against attacks made against the Power Plant, stewardship bonus for some actions.
A test of your own medicine 2: alright, it'll take a while, but you think You've found a list of medicines that'll be at least close to what you want
Reward: Abe goes and buys actual quality medicine, chances for possible Stat ups! (Learning, stewardship or martial +1)(-5 from a previous failure)
Is this my beautiful house?: Geez this mansion is huge! What the hell are you gonna do with it all? And what kind of rooms did he think he needed?
Reward: better house awareness, very small bonus to next turn's/next 4 personal actions. Chances to find some weird rooms?
Hire someone for the power plant (Can only be taken once per turn):
Current heroes units available for hire:
-Snake
-Mina Loveberry
-Probabilitor the Annoying
Hire a Personal Trainer
To say you may have let yourself go is an understatement, sadly. Time to get back in shape!
Reward: Gain a personal Trainer, potential for Martial stat increase
Spoiler: Flanders
Spend some time with your sons. Just because you have more… "interesting job" there's no reason to spend more time with your family! You better check on Your kids now that you have some time.
Reward: Flanders spends some time with his sons. Chances to raise opinions of Abe.
Go to Church: Nothing like going to the church and feeling in contact with the Lord! After the Dome incident ended more people seemed to go to church! And you know how people like to blab in those places. Perhaps you could get some interesting tidbits?
Reward: Chances to meet new people and learn some interesting information.
Go to the Gym: Now that you have some free time perhaps you could spend it on the gym. It seems working for Abe might be a bit more physically demanding than your other jobs. Better make sure your muscles are up to the task!
Reward: Martial Stat gain if rolled high enough
Set up a Hang Out Session: You have kids. Camila has kids. Only seems right they meet up. Even if things don't fully work out, you hope the two of you can stay friends after all.
Reward: Flanders sets up Rodd and Todd to hang out with a member of the Hexsquad (decided by a 1d6), further bonding with Camila
Meet the New Family: Oh hey, you had new neighbors in that old other house next to the Simpsons. You should say hi! Especially Since the dad seems a little stressed about The Kaiser still…
Reward: Flanders hangs out with Duncan Family, possible +5 to his next assigned action if it goes well enough
Go on a Double Date with Moe: To say you and Moe are friendarinos would be... An exaggeration, but it's not like you hate each other. You are technically co-workers and he's the only one of whom you're aware of who is merely new dating rather than married!
Reward: ???
Spoiler: Jasper
Play chess with abe. Abe has complained that you cheat on Poker all the time. That's not true! You only cheat half the time! Still if he is gonna complain too much perhaps you can beat him in another game.
Reward: Jasper plays chess with abe. Possible stat increase for high enough roll.
Hang out with the Old Jewish Guy: It's been a while since you talked with your old pal. Who knows what's been going on with him.
Reward: Chance to decipher interesting information out of his rambling.
Spoiler: Frink
Work On One Of Your Inventions. Now that you have an actual lab again, it wouldn't hurt to work on some of your old Projects. Who knows what you will end up creating.
Reward: Frink gets to invent/recreate either one of his old projects or a totally new one.
Spend Some Time Reading The Scientific Forums. It's been a while since you got in touch with the scientific community online. Who knows what kind of info your fellow scientist might share with you. Who knows, maybe this time you will be able to show "BlueGenius" or "THE Doofacious one" why you are more mad scientist than them!!!
Rewards: Chance to unlock more actions, chance to discover learning heroes to recruit.
Spoiler: Fat Tony
Visit Your Cousin Fit Tony.
It's been awhile since you've seen your identical cousin from San Diego. Perhaps you should go visit him to catch up on old times and to make sure he's not sleeping with the fish.
Reward: Fat tony hangs out with his cousin, chances to learn interesting tidbits of info.
Look For The Don. (MAFIA Action)
After the Dome broke down, no one has seen hide nor hair of him. Some people might think he finally bit it, but you know different.
Reward: Find where the Don is hiding.
Train Your New Minions: (MAFIA Action)
These guys aren't half bad, but they aren't quite up to your standards. Time to fix that.
Reward: Slight increase to the Mob Mentality Trait
Hang out with Michael. Your son Michael hasn't seen you much lately due to you're 'business' of 'waste management' and you're business with abe perhaps you should fix that by spending time with him.
Reward: Chances for opinion gain!
Spoiler: Kaiser
Find Out What Happened After Your Death
It has been some time since you're death and the world has changed much in that time, perhaps it's time you fill in the gaps in you're knowledge jah?
(Progress bar 0/100)
Reward: Kaiser catches up on modern history. Learning stat increase of 1+1d3
Get up to date in war tactics.
Apparently there have been a few significant changes to how war is done nowadays. They don't even use horses anymore! How can this be?!
(Progress bar 29/100)
Reward: Kaiser becomes knowledgeable in modern war tactics. Martial stat increase of 1+1d3
Talk to someone about your fear of... Her
There have been lots of talks about this "therapy" thing lately and Tony sent you the number of a supposedly good one. Maybe you can talk to them about your recent scuffle and the dreams you've been having, it will probably be easier with… Her… captured now
Reward: Kaiser begins therapy and hopefully begins processing things.
Spoiler: Apu
Visit the head of Kwik-E-Mart for some lessons: now that you have some free time perhaps you should attempt to get some lessons from the head of kwik-e-mart himself. you just have to go to the first convenience store all the way in India and on top one of the tallest mountains in the whole country...Homer was right, that's not very convenient is it?
Reward: Apu gets to talk with the head of kwik-e-mart, chances to gain stat up in Stewardship, ???
Spend time with your octuplets and wife: Apu's kid and wife can be draining sometimes, but they're still his beloved family. He has to make time for them!
Reward: Apu Spends time with his wife and kids, gains gratitude towards Abe
Take a break: Mr Simpson and your wife are really bugging you that you should take more breaks more often. Pfft, Seriously, you are fine, you take plenty of breaks! Last time was… Uh.
Reluctantly, you admit they might have a point.
Reward: Apu takes some time for himself! If rolled high enough, chances to gain small bonuses to Apu's next National he is assigned to!
Spoiler: The Finale
Feed Animals Around Springfield
You have a deep connection to nature, and you notice there's quite a few hungry animals around town. Better rectify that.
Reward: The Finale gains the loyalty of various animals around town
Take On A Contract.
Though you are working now for Mr Simpson, you would think he wouldn't mind if you were to take a contract for a small job. You refuse to have your skill rusting off for lack of practice.
Reward: The Finale takes a contract for a job outside of Springfield. Roll will be made to see how well he does on the mission, chances for him to meet new people/factions for Abe to reach out later.
Look On Your Own For More Clues About The Insignia.
Y'know you didn't have much luck looking into the group on your own, and while Mr Simpson says he will lend a hand that is no reason to leave everything to him…there has to be a clue somewhere, no one can hide totally from the world, right?
Rewards: Learn more clues…
Spoiler: Mona
Talk to Homer
Your relationship with your son is getting better, but you still have much to make up for. Maybe talking with him is a start.
Reward: Mona hangs out with Homer; possible +5/10 to a National she is assigned next turn
Clean up the Local Park
You hate the idea of nature being disturbed. You better fix this mess!
Reward: Clean up the local Springfield Park, possible bonus against Burns
Hang out with the Green Family
Your old friend Nancy and her family are getting settled in Springfield. You should probably go check in on them.
Reward: Hang out with The Green Family; possible +5/10 to a National she is assigned next turn
Spoiler: Lena
Prank Someone
This may be pushing your luck, but you're mischievous at heart. You doubt these smhucks will do anything too bad as punishment.
Reward: Shenanigans, potential Intrigue increase
Write Poetry
You certainly wouldn't SHARE it with anyone if you could help it, but writing poetry is soothing to you.
Reward: Potential +5 to Lena's next Action she is assigned
Make New Friends: Friendship has never quite gone great for you. But you really don't want to hang around a bunch of old farts (and Hunter) all day.
Reward: Lena goes out and makes some new buddies, ???
Spoiler: Moe
Run Your Bar
You may work for Mr. Simpson now, but thankfully he doesn't require you to do enough to override your previous responsibilities!
Reward: Potential to meet new people or hear interesting information
Practice Voodoo
You suppose brushing up on your Voodoo knowhow couldn't hurt, especially with that zombie and duck showing you up!
Reward: Increase in skill at voodoo
Create Drinks
You're much more skilled as a bartender than your usual clientele would imply. Time to show it by making new concoctions!
Reward: Make interesting new concoctions, potential to sell them if rolled high enough
Go on a Double Date with Flanders; Ned is a weenie and a Rube, but by no means a bad guy. Plus, being "friends" with one of the most beloved guys in town makes you look good!
Reward: ???
Spoiler: Willie
Start an Irn-Bru Smuggling Operation
The beloved drink of Scotland is illegal in America. Idiots! How else are you supposed to cure a hangover! You'll show them the joys of It!
Reward: Willie is made quite happy; potential +5 to the next action Willie is assigned to; potential to get income from the operation
Spoiler: Hunter
Hang Out with the Hexsquad
Sometimes you still wonder if you deserve such good friends. But you have them, so it would be rude to ignore them.
Reward: Hunter hangs with his friends; potential to gain +5 to the next Action Hunter is assigned to; potential to unlock a Hexsquad member as a Trait
Study Human Realm Potions Material
Technically speaking, potions is the Track that a bile sac isn't strictly necessary. But it was hard enough with materials you actually knew about. A little research could be helpful.
Reward: Hunter learns about material on Earth that could theoretically be used in potions
Play with Flapjack
Flapjack seems... actually kinda familiar with the Human Realm? Maybe you're reading too much into it. Eh, regardless, he's your beloved partner and you should hang out with him.
Reward: Hunter hangs out with his beloved pet/first real friend; potential to unlock Flapjack as a Trait
Spoiler: Professor Crumbs
Speak With Your People
No, not wizards, the elderly! One of the hardest parts of being ancient is seeing the other Immortals in the Wizarding World galavant like 20-60 year olds. Most of the folks at the retirement castle aren't much older than 100 but at least they act their age!
Reward: Crumbs hangs out with the elders of Springfield; potential opinion increase on Abe
Try out Candy
You adore sweets. Springfield has a lot of wacky treats. A match made in heaven!
Reward: Find Springfield exclusive sweets and eat them. Potential +5 to his next assigned action if rolled high enough.
Find A Good Yoga Class
You like to stay spry even in your older age, through you don't have the advantage of a the magic yoga room anymore. Maybe you can find a good class.
Reward: Crumbs limbers back up and gains the "Pretty Spry For A 3000 Year Old Guy" trait
Spoiler: Hans Rotwood
Spread your wisdom: you run a blog that educates the youth about the paranormal. It's not very popular :c
Reward: Chances to talk to ???, opinion increase on Abe for not making fun of it
Study Springfield Cryptids: You would love to meet some of these wonderful creatures Mr. Simpson has mentioned lives here. You have the time and the tenacity!
Reward: Chances to run into local cryptids, opinion increase on Abe
Talk to Mildred the Ghost This 80s era phantom seems to like you well enough. She's a magical creature, exactly what you've always wanted! Best to keep your composure, but you're sure it will be a pleasant conversation.
Reward: Rotwood talks to Mildred. Potential to learn about the Afterlife and Ghosts in general.
Study with an Occult Unit: You now know for certain magic is real. And there's magic people here!
-Moe Szyslak: Oh. Mien. GOTT! A goblin man! In broad daylight! Okay, calm yourself Hans: you can do this. Just. Talk to him, get to know him a little, and perhaps ask him about vodún.
-Lena de spell: she's the young woman who hired you! Clearly she's a girl that learned how to mold shadows for herself. Ingenious! She already likes you so everything should be fine, right?
–Professor Crumbs: a real wizard! AND a fellow professor! You can't believe it, you have so many questions! What's he a Professor of? What is his wand like? Does he have an organ that will explode if he doesn't cast spells!?!...sweet mercy hans put yourself together.
-Hunter Noceda: this strapping young man knows a wide variety of magic. You have years of experience talking to boys his age, you were *made* for this!
-Frink: your fellow scientist says he hasn't made much progress with that spellbook of his, but it's still one more book than you have!
-The Kaiser: the Kaiser's here!?! and a zombie?!? ANDAND A WARLOCK!?!?! This is 3 of your biggest dreams come to life! Unlife! You're dying to get to know him, and if your new luck continues you might even come back from that!
-Random: maybe you're over complicating things; these people are your coworkers! Surely you can find the time to chat with more than one of them in the next few months.
(Note; if you pick the Randomize option, you will be able to talk to more than one as though you took this action multiple times, but the resulting rolls will receive a malus and associated rewards will be lesser)
Spoiler: Homer
Homer Spend time with your family:
Spend time with Herb.
The last time Herb and you met things didn't go so…well. But that doesn't mean things can't change! Simpson are meant to stay together right?
Reward: Homer makes amends with Herb.
What Can You Do Today
You tend to get into some crazy shenanigans and you usually don't have control over it, who knows what may happen today!
(This represents the usual Simpson episodes and how Homer gets into…well all the insane stuff it happens. It's a chaos roll that can either give good or bad traits to things)
Reward: Higher the roll the better.
Try and Learn How To Do Your Job.
Now that your father is your boss, you guess you have to try and put in a little more effort? He has tried to change for the better, you could probably do the same.
Progress Bar: 0/150
Reward: Remove the "Box of Donuts" trait
Have the Be Sharps Perform
Its been... a while... since the BeSharps have performed, and you have mostly faded out of relevancy, a few quick performances should get you back on tra- ooh doughnut
Reward: The Be Sharps have performed a song. Potential to learn what's "trendy" at the moment, potential income gain on high rolls
Clean out your basement.
Marge has been asking you again to clean out the basement. Apparently, when they rebuilt your home, they dumped a bunch of trash there. But you don't see the reason, it's not bothering anyone there!
Reward: Marge is happy with Homer, basement cleaned, chances to find interesting items.
Spoiler: Krusty
Fully Focus on Hosting Your Show
You would do this anyways, but time to give it your all. There's more eyes on you than ever...
Reward: Krusty fully focuses on keeping his show going, Potential income gain, potential +5 to his next action.
Advertise Something
Your Star is on the rise! Which means... Merchandising babyyyyy!
Reward: Krusty shills his face out to some product, quality dependent on roll. Income gain depends on Roll as well.
Look further into your Daughter
Over a year. Your beloved daughter has been missing for over a year. You can't give up on her. She's out there somewhere...
Reward: Find more clues about Sophie's whereabouts.
Talk with Sideshow Mel
Mel and you have your ups and downs, but he's still your friend.
Reward: Talk with Mel, potential +5 to Krusty's next action. High rolls have Mel become a trait.
Visit Sideshow Bob
With his family in another country, no one is going to see the guy. And... You feel a little bad, despite everything.
Reward: Krusty visits Bob, if ??? happens then ???, potential slight Intrigue increase from tips if roll is high enough.
Martial
Build bunkers for the city DC 45. (Cost 1 income)
Now that the city is back to its former glory you suppose it wouldn't hurt to make some preparations in case another disaster strikes. You can never be too prepared nowadays apparently.
Reward: bunkers to protect civilians build, in cases of attacks or crises less chances for them to be hurt.
Train the Springfield Police - DC: 30/60/100
It's been a long time coming... The latest series of robberies have made it even more apparent that Wiggum and the Springfield Police are seriously lacking in... anything resembling competence, even by Springfield standards.
In fact, during the party a few months back, you discovered something truly horrifying, the Shelbyville police department had recently got a upgrade, in the form of a increase in training and funding, and is now in their own words, "Better then Springfields"... and you cannot muster a counterargument against them...
This is not acceptable, Wiggum and his officers must be improved and Shelbyville will be proven wrong!... oh and the crime rate will go down, that too you guess...
Reward: Springfield police are improved, moderate increase in Springfield opinion, increase to the Springfield Police trait, Shelbyville police look worse in comparison, ???
Diplomacy
Opening a new ecosystem DC: 40.
So according to The Finale, there are these walking animals and 2 types of predator and prey around a place called zootopia. Huh, the first time you heard about that.
Now apparently the predators aren't being treated right having to wear shock collars that zap them if they get to angry or too scared or to happy...or even to sad...basically if they show to much emotion zap ,so how about you give those folks a place to live where they won't get zapped by making springfield open to all(animal) predators!.
Reward: Springfield gets a wave of new citizens(and they're money) Bellwether will be aware of your existence and get slightly annoyed. (Choose this at your own risk).
Stewardship
All that shines is gold now. DC 50 (COST 6 INCOME!)
You'd think the streets were paved with gold,now after jogging your memory for a bit you've remembered when Springfield used to be a city on the growth. Back when the old aqua-car factory was up and running and when half the country wore Springfield galoshes, back then people acted like the streets were paved with gold mostly because they were!
So why don't you bring back at least some of Springfields glory days by repaving the streets with gold once more!? Now this will be expensive, no doubt about it but it would at least bring back memories of Springfields glory days and perhaps even a little bit of that old pride that Springfield used to have.
Rewards: Springfields streets are repaved with gold! Big Tourism increases along with an increase in town pride (Relationship status goes up another rank), slight increase in car accidents.
Occult
Bless Springfield DC 80 (Cost 2 income)
At the urgency of Ned you started looking for ways to have a high member of the church come and bless the grounds of Springfield. This should help ward off demonic influences, or something like that, if Ned rambling is correct.
Reward: Demonic entities have to pass a high DC to enter the city, and the ones that do suffer minor debuffs while staying within the city limits.
Build bunkers for the city DC 45. (Cost 1 income)
Now that the city is back to its former glory you suppose it wouldn't hurt to make some preparations in case another disaster strikes. You can never be too prepared nowadays apparently.
Reward: bunkers to protect civilians build, in cases of attacks or crises less chances for them to be hurt.
Train the Springfield Police - DC: 30/60/100
It's been a long time coming... The latest series of robberies have made it even more apparent that Wiggum and the Springfield Police are seriously lacking in... anything resembling competence, even by Springfield standards.
In fact, during the party a few months back, you discovered something truly horrifying, the Shelbyville police department had recently got a upgrade, in the form of a increase in training and funding, and is now in their own words, "Better then Springfields"... and you cannot muster a counterargument against them...
This is not acceptable, Wiggum and his officers must be improved and Shelbyville will be proven wrong!... oh and the crime rate will go down, that too you guess...
Reward: Springfield police are improved, moderate increase in Springfield opinion, increase to the Springfield Police trait, Shelbyville police look worse in comparison, ???
Diplomacy
Opening a new ecosystem DC: 40.
So according to The Finale, there are these walking animals and 2 types of predator and prey around a place called zootopia. Huh, the first time you heard about that.
Now apparently the predators aren't being treated right having to wear shock collars that zap them if they get to angry or too scared or to happy...or even to sad...basically if they show to much emotion zap ,so how about you give those folks a place to live where they won't get zapped by making springfield open to all(animal) predators!.
Reward: Springfield gets a wave of new citizens(and they're money) Bellwether will be aware of your existence and get slightly annoyed. (Choose this at your own risk).
Stewardship
All that shines is gold now. DC 50 (COST 6 INCOME!)
You'd think the streets were paved with gold,now after jogging your memory for a bit you've remembered when Springfield used to be a city on the growth. Back when the old aqua-car factory was up and running and when half the country wore Springfield galoshes, back then people acted like the streets were paved with gold mostly because they were!
So why don't you bring back at least some of Springfields glory days by repaving the streets with gold once more!? Now this will be expensive, no doubt about it but it would at least bring back memories of Springfields glory days and perhaps even a little bit of that old pride that Springfield used to have.
Rewards: Springfields streets are repaved with gold! Big Tourism increases along with an increase in town pride (Relationship status goes up another rank), slight increase in car accidents.
Occult
Bless Springfield DC 80 (Cost 2 income)
At the urgency of Ned you started looking for ways to have a high member of the church come and bless the grounds of Springfield. This should help ward off demonic influences, or something like that, if Ned rambling is correct.
Reward: Demonic entities have to pass a high DC to enter the city, and the ones that do suffer minor debuffs while staying within the city limits.
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MrWealthman
Filthy Capitalist
- Location
- Deep in the piles of cash.
Question do we have a second martial action due to us having a Head of Security?
Edit: Also why hasn't the mafia actions cost go down due to the crit on our security forces?
Edit: Also why hasn't the mafia actions cost go down due to the crit on our security forces?
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- Location
- Three feet to the left
- Pronouns
- He/They
New ecosystem please! For great justice and to stick it to Bellwether!
- Pronouns
- Female
I believe so, yes
...So to clarify, are the people we brought with us to investigate the energy signature available to be used for actions this turn?
yes, now go do the not technically war crimes
MrWealthman
Filthy Capitalist
- Location
- Deep in the piles of cash.
And my second question about the mafia actions being lowered due to the crit on sec group?
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- Pronouns
- Female
Yes, it's been edited in, sorry
- Location
- Nice try
No way José, Bellwheater may not be the most powerful King around but she still can make our lives a living hell, we are nowhere near the level to start messing with King's affairs.
Also Spingfield Police serious need a... lot frankly we can even use Marge sinxe hse has police training!
Edit: in fact she would get even a +10 in her roll to train the police because it was something she worked before!
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MrWealthman
Filthy Capitalist
- Location
- Deep in the piles of cash.
She was a competent police officer if they can reach even half her skill well.
i way say this, bellweather currently won't go after you if you do that action...mostly because she has bigger issues to deal with (and a truly massive hospital bill to pay because a polar bear will £#ck you up)