"Look at em, just clicking every link they see, we best get going before more of them do"
"If thats the case, we will never leave!"
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Congratulations, You have decoded the first (and final) code!, Statler and Waldorf will do a free action of your choosing next turn as a temporary hero!
Martial: 13: They may be old men, but their still Muppets, to underestimate these hecklers will surely end in a PUNCH-line.
Diplomacy: 6: They are very good at heckling and insulting, less so talking
Stewardship: 15: They have a top luxury box to every Muppet production, presumably their quite wealthy
Intrigue: 21: One of the more observant Muppets, Statler and Waldorf both can identify weaknesses to exploit with extreme speed, and then insult them with extreme force
Learning: 12: They may be old, but their minds are still sharp.
Occult: 0: Occult?, Sorcery?, Dark Magic... You sure your not talking about fozzies "jokes"?
Traits:
Muppet Madness!: Being Muppets, this pair can't avoid making things more lively wherever they go around, to the chagrin of many unfortunately (though, not as bad as toons get it) Statler and Waldorf have their results Reversed, they Critically Succeed whenever they have a Nat 1, and Critically Failing when they gain a Nat 100, a Nat 50 will have... strange... effects, this trait is deactivated if a "success" would normally be impossible using the combined score of all hero's assigned (Abe + Statler and Waldorf + Any Other Hero's and traits) and a "100" roll on the action.
That was a medium sketch?, Medium sketch?... Yeah, it wasn't rare and it wasn't well done: These two elders have become masters of Heckling, on any action involving insults, theatre, or Fozzie Bear, they gain a +10 bonus.
Wake up you old fool. You slept through the show...: Statler and Waldorf are not exactly the kind of muppets to go all in on something, except jokes, baring special events they will always return to being a trait after each time this sheet is used.
...Who's a fool? You watched it: Statler and Waldorf may be assigned to a action with another hero, if this is done they will relentlessly heckle that individual, halving their statistics (Rounding Down) due to being distracted as they focus relentlessly on their poor target, certain hero's may receive maluses or even bonuses depending on who they are assigned on.
Diplomacy: 6: They are very good at heckling and insulting, less so talking
Stewardship: 15: They have a top luxury box to every Muppet production, presumably their quite wealthy
Intrigue: 21: One of the more observant Muppets, Statler and Waldorf both can identify weaknesses to exploit with extreme speed, and then insult them with extreme force
Learning: 12: They may be old, but their minds are still sharp.
Occult: 0: Occult?, Sorcery?, Dark Magic... You sure your not talking about fozzies "jokes"?
Traits:
Muppet Madness!: Being Muppets, this pair can't avoid making things more lively wherever they go around, to the chagrin of many unfortunately (though, not as bad as toons get it) Statler and Waldorf have their results Reversed, they Critically Succeed whenever they have a Nat 1, and Critically Failing when they gain a Nat 100, a Nat 50 will have... strange... effects, this trait is deactivated if a "success" would normally be impossible using the combined score of all hero's assigned (Abe + Statler and Waldorf + Any Other Hero's and traits) and a "100" roll on the action.
That was a medium sketch?, Medium sketch?... Yeah, it wasn't rare and it wasn't well done: These two elders have become masters of Heckling, on any action involving insults, theatre, or Fozzie Bear, they gain a +10 bonus.
Wake up you old fool. You slept through the show...: Statler and Waldorf are not exactly the kind of muppets to go all in on something, except jokes, baring special events they will always return to being a trait after each time this sheet is used.
...Who's a fool? You watched it: Statler and Waldorf may be assigned to a action with another hero, if this is done they will relentlessly heckle that individual, halving their statistics (Rounding Down) due to being distracted as they focus relentlessly on their poor target, certain hero's may receive maluses or even bonuses depending on who they are assigned on.
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