So we're choosing the finale for the spymaster right because that's a pretty good bonus he gave us as being a spy master
A Hellfish flys again! ( a Simpsons X DVV CK2 Quest)
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I imagine there may be an action to try and find all the places he might have hidden hazardous materials first, but seems likely to come up at some point.
Yeah that is gonna take a while, like Burns went out there and threw things where they first fell.
Remember Legoland?
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5GizSCYeVQ
Remember Legoland?
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5GizSCYeVQ
Also, given that Wilhelm has his horse back, it might be best to find him a new place to live next turn. Flanders has been more than kind about all this whole situation, but a horse is probably enough to test even his patience!
A zombie horse even more so!
A zombie horse even more so!
Travler66
Let her name echo in song!
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Get fucked Burns.
If it makes you feel any better with the DC halved we now have a significantly better chance of getting a crit success on the action if we put one of our occult trained heroes on it next turn. Both of them have a score of 10, so all we'd need is a roll of 40 to do so, and that's assuming we didn't pick up Lena who I assume may have a better score than either of them based on what few feats we have from her in quest.
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This actually does make feel better thank you. 😊 I'm assuming the better the roll result the better potential occult hero option we can find.
Hmm 🧐 this gives me food for thought on a omake idea...let's see if can work it out in my head and put down
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Is this supposed to be in addition to Abe's stats? If it's half of their stats instead of Abe's that doesn't seem like we would choose to do that all that often.
Yeeeeessssssss!!!
Great turn.
So next turn should we try to buy the krusty show to get krusty after all the interludes and adventure are done.
Then should we try to upgrade the security on the prison once we capture burns.
Then should we try to upgrade the security on the prison once we capture burns.
Magic Wanted (non canon unfortunately)
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Hello everyone here's latest omake idea that's hit me do to partially the result of finding occult unit search being so close yet still so far.
After the search for people possessing genuine skills and knowledge turned up dry Abe decided to go to the true and try method to recruiting ne blood...he sent a help wanted AD~
And by sent out I mean he sent it out from Radio, posters posted all over Springfield, having that Brockman fellow announce it on tv, hell he he even had a air plane do some sky writing.
And now here he sat Abraham Simpson in his office getting ready to ready to see if all that effort was worth it with some job interviews....he really hope he didn't waste all that money on advertising for nothing.
"Excuse diddly me sir.." Abe however shook himself out of his thoughts seeing Ned Flanders standing in front of his desk, "but the applicants are here and ready.."
Ned said with a slight strained grin with Abe able to easily see that Ned still wasn't comfortable about this new job position or magic in general even with his recent interaction with zombie boy and more recently the duck girl years of beliefs in magic being evil and tool of the devil wasn't exactly something you gave up and dropped easily over night.
But that was a issue to address another day right now...Abe gave a sigh before nodding, "Alright let's get to work." He said with a determined frown because right now he needed to focus on getting some more magic in their corner to help them deal with how crazy the world had gotten
Thus started the interviews for magical experts under his employ.. the results were... interesting to say the least.
"So uh..let me get this straight...uh Clyde was it?" Abe said looking up from the resume to the orange figure floating in front of him, "that's right sir."
The actual ghost said with a polite smile, "You're saying that your not only a ghost...but a alien." He repeated with a arched brow with Clyde giving a nod as Abe continued, "And when that Betrayus fellow that you worked for conquered your home planet Pac-World only to end up at war with another alien race trying to conquer it "
And hadn't that been a interesting story in itself, "you and your friends were volunteer to tesst some crazy teleporter your boss mad scientist invented only to find yourself on earth with no sign of your three friends." Abe finished with Clyde sighing sadly looking sadly down at the ground, "I'm afraid so sir."
The ghost said with a low down trodden tone while Abe processed what he learned with a frown ideally wondering if this was the first interview what would the others beclik
"So this isn't some kinda con from your mother or Burns." Abe asked with a skeptic brow toward the next interview who had entered in a fig of purple smoke announcing himself as Nik Nocturne.
Though after getting through all the theatrics he had learned his name was Black Arts Beagek of the Beagle crime family and his first instinct was this was some scheme to rob him or something only..
"Ha the day of being my mother's lackey are over!" Nik declared in dramatic yet bitter fashion, "I am a future master of the mystical arys I refuse to waste my life being a common thug and her lackey any longer!"
Nik snapped apparently somebody had mama issues.. yikes, "As for this burns I got no interest playing spy to some kinds ugly mummy." Nik said causing Abe to snort
"Though I understand you have Fat Tony as a business associate." Nik said with a smirk, "If I do get the job I hope to work with him it would drive my mother crazy ~" he said giving a laugh and a smirk as Abe blink
"You see until I reach my dream I believe the best way to stick it to my ever supportive mother." Nik said with sarcastic scorn, "is by working with a rival crime family."
Causing Abe to blik and arch a brow, "And...uh what's your dream son?" He asked a tinge of curiosity leaking out causing Nik Nocturne to smirk, "to become the greatest magician/phantom theif in history!"
"Uh...son I think you might have misunderstanding the ad." Abr said gently to the young man who was...well he wasn't really sure what the heck he was... maybe somebody that got mutated do to all the waste Burns dump illegally
"Urg... nonsense...this is child's play for Gonzo the great!" Yelled out the interview with a excited grin as he put himself in a box with his head and feet sticking out, "Now than.." He looked over at a chicken that was standing not far off, "Let it rip Carmilla!" Gonzo yelled as the chick bawk and brought out a chainsaw!
With Abe unable to do anything but watch wide eyed and stunned as the chicken turned on the chainsaw and started to make her way Gonzo
"A hole to die in can you believe it!" Yelled out the next interview a apparently demon gal on the demon side who gave Flanders a heart attack and who's names was Kiki something and had mostly been using the interview to vent about her ex boss and how she almost died after her worked became some crazy star gods plaything
"Years of following his ever order of wanting nothing but his praise only for it all to be lie!" She yelled and as she continue to rage a part of Abe couldn't help but wonder if this would be how Smithers would act like if he ever got sick of Burns crap
"So your some kind teenage wizard?" Abe asked the young red headed man who had introduce himself as Nigel Thrall, "Yes but I prefer sorcerer if you please."
The young wiz .. sorcerer said with a frown, "You see until.recently I have been living in New York working to finish my magical education."
The young man explained before a frown formed on his face, "However after the death of a associate new York isn't quite as safe these days." The young man said with a sigh causing Abe to give him a concern look that Nigel waved assuring him that while he was still studying he had plenty skill and power to be useful
The next interview after that was a duo that came together one was another ghost the second was a young girl who seemed to smile brightly and wide...but st the same time it felt forced and empty
"Alright listen we aren't bookworm expert on the mystic mumbo jumbo." The ghost said a tad rudely biting into a sandwich, "But if you want someone scared or cursed I'm your ghoul."
The ghost said in a slight smug tone and despite himself Abe couldn't help but picture Burns getting the living daylights scared out of him before being cursed
"So ah...you two say you used to work for a Greek God?" Abe said a tad skeptical toward two imps one purple one green who came in the form of two business man before revealing their true forms
"Yeah but after Hades plans to take over Olympus went down the drain." The green one said before the purples one spoke up, "so did he~"
He said as the two shared a smirk and chuckle
BOOM!
BANG!
"HA! You missed!" Yelled out a cockroach floating in the air with glowing hands sending a taunting smile toward a pig holding a amulet, "Though what can you expect from someone with such a stupid name ~"
He said laughing causing the pig to growl, "HOW DARE YOU MOCK CHUCKLES THE SILLY PIGGY!" He yelled out furiously sending blast's from his amulet with the roach dodging with a yaen, "You mean how could I CARL THE EVIL COCKROACH WIZARD not mock someone so pathetic ~"
He said with a evil grin causing the pig to howl angrily while sending more magical blasts
All while Abe peak out from behind his turned over table windering how job interviews lead to a crazy magic duel in his office
Finally...finally after a long crazy day of interviews there was only one left than Abr could go home and get some rest but as the last interview walked into the office he froze as he laid eyes one a green feather duck who's description he had gotten recently
"Good evening." Spoke none other than Magica De Spell with a malicious smirk, "I understand you're looking for magical expertise." She said staring inmto Abes eyes, "Though before we get to the interview I hope you wouldn't mind telling me about a certain girl that's entered your custody recently ~"
She said with a dark gleam in her eyes and as Abe held back a groan he found himself asking one thing
Why was trying to get a magical expert on the payroll so complicated!
Magic Wanted
After the search for people possessing genuine skills and knowledge turned up dry Abe decided to go to the true and try method to recruiting ne blood...he sent a help wanted AD~
And by sent out I mean he sent it out from Radio, posters posted all over Springfield, having that Brockman fellow announce it on tv, hell he he even had a air plane do some sky writing.
And now here he sat Abraham Simpson in his office getting ready to ready to see if all that effort was worth it with some job interviews....he really hope he didn't waste all that money on advertising for nothing.
"Excuse diddly me sir.." Abe however shook himself out of his thoughts seeing Ned Flanders standing in front of his desk, "but the applicants are here and ready.."
Ned said with a slight strained grin with Abe able to easily see that Ned still wasn't comfortable about this new job position or magic in general even with his recent interaction with zombie boy and more recently the duck girl years of beliefs in magic being evil and tool of the devil wasn't exactly something you gave up and dropped easily over night.
But that was a issue to address another day right now...Abe gave a sigh before nodding, "Alright let's get to work." He said with a determined frown because right now he needed to focus on getting some more magic in their corner to help them deal with how crazy the world had gotten
Thus started the interviews for magical experts under his employ.. the results were... interesting to say the least.
"So uh..let me get this straight...uh Clyde was it?" Abe said looking up from the resume to the orange figure floating in front of him, "that's right sir."
The actual ghost said with a polite smile, "You're saying that your not only a ghost...but a alien." He repeated with a arched brow with Clyde giving a nod as Abe continued, "And when that Betrayus fellow that you worked for conquered your home planet Pac-World only to end up at war with another alien race trying to conquer it "
And hadn't that been a interesting story in itself, "you and your friends were volunteer to tesst some crazy teleporter your boss mad scientist invented only to find yourself on earth with no sign of your three friends." Abe finished with Clyde sighing sadly looking sadly down at the ground, "I'm afraid so sir."
The ghost said with a low down trodden tone while Abe processed what he learned with a frown ideally wondering if this was the first interview what would the others beclik
"So this isn't some kinda con from your mother or Burns." Abe asked with a skeptic brow toward the next interview who had entered in a fig of purple smoke announcing himself as Nik Nocturne.
Though after getting through all the theatrics he had learned his name was Black Arts Beagek of the Beagle crime family and his first instinct was this was some scheme to rob him or something only..
"Ha the day of being my mother's lackey are over!" Nik declared in dramatic yet bitter fashion, "I am a future master of the mystical arys I refuse to waste my life being a common thug and her lackey any longer!"
Nik snapped apparently somebody had mama issues.. yikes, "As for this burns I got no interest playing spy to some kinds ugly mummy." Nik said causing Abe to snort
"Though I understand you have Fat Tony as a business associate." Nik said with a smirk, "If I do get the job I hope to work with him it would drive my mother crazy ~" he said giving a laugh and a smirk as Abe blink
"You see until I reach my dream I believe the best way to stick it to my ever supportive mother." Nik said with sarcastic scorn, "is by working with a rival crime family."
Causing Abe to blik and arch a brow, "And...uh what's your dream son?" He asked a tinge of curiosity leaking out causing Nik Nocturne to smirk, "to become the greatest magician/phantom theif in history!"
"Uh...son I think you might have misunderstanding the ad." Abr said gently to the young man who was...well he wasn't really sure what the heck he was... maybe somebody that got mutated do to all the waste Burns dump illegally
"Urg... nonsense...this is child's play for Gonzo the great!" Yelled out the interview with a excited grin as he put himself in a box with his head and feet sticking out, "Now than.." He looked over at a chicken that was standing not far off, "Let it rip Carmilla!" Gonzo yelled as the chick bawk and brought out a chainsaw!
With Abe unable to do anything but watch wide eyed and stunned as the chicken turned on the chainsaw and started to make her way Gonzo
"A hole to die in can you believe it!" Yelled out the next interview a apparently demon gal on the demon side who gave Flanders a heart attack and who's names was Kiki something and had mostly been using the interview to vent about her ex boss and how she almost died after her worked became some crazy star gods plaything
"Years of following his ever order of wanting nothing but his praise only for it all to be lie!" She yelled and as she continue to rage a part of Abe couldn't help but wonder if this would be how Smithers would act like if he ever got sick of Burns crap
"So your some kind teenage wizard?" Abe asked the young red headed man who had introduce himself as Nigel Thrall, "Yes but I prefer sorcerer if you please."
The young wiz .. sorcerer said with a frown, "You see until.recently I have been living in New York working to finish my magical education."
The young man explained before a frown formed on his face, "However after the death of a associate new York isn't quite as safe these days." The young man said with a sigh causing Abe to give him a concern look that Nigel waved assuring him that while he was still studying he had plenty skill and power to be useful
The next interview after that was a duo that came together one was another ghost the second was a young girl who seemed to smile brightly and wide...but st the same time it felt forced and empty
"Alright listen we aren't bookworm expert on the mystic mumbo jumbo." The ghost said a tad rudely biting into a sandwich, "But if you want someone scared or cursed I'm your ghoul."
The ghost said in a slight smug tone and despite himself Abe couldn't help but picture Burns getting the living daylights scared out of him before being cursed
"So ah...you two say you used to work for a Greek God?" Abe said a tad skeptical toward two imps one purple one green who came in the form of two business man before revealing their true forms
"Yeah but after Hades plans to take over Olympus went down the drain." The green one said before the purples one spoke up, "so did he~"
He said as the two shared a smirk and chuckle
BOOM!
BANG!
"HA! You missed!" Yelled out a cockroach floating in the air with glowing hands sending a taunting smile toward a pig holding a amulet, "Though what can you expect from someone with such a stupid name ~"
He said laughing causing the pig to growl, "HOW DARE YOU MOCK CHUCKLES THE SILLY PIGGY!" He yelled out furiously sending blast's from his amulet with the roach dodging with a yaen, "You mean how could I CARL THE EVIL COCKROACH WIZARD not mock someone so pathetic ~"
He said with a evil grin causing the pig to howl angrily while sending more magical blasts
All while Abe peak out from behind his turned over table windering how job interviews lead to a crazy magic duel in his office
Finally...finally after a long crazy day of interviews there was only one left than Abr could go home and get some rest but as the last interview walked into the office he froze as he laid eyes one a green feather duck who's description he had gotten recently
"Good evening." Spoke none other than Magica De Spell with a malicious smirk, "I understand you're looking for magical expertise." She said staring inmto Abes eyes, "Though before we get to the interview I hope you wouldn't mind telling me about a certain girl that's entered your custody recently ~"
She said with a dark gleam in her eyes and as Abe held back a groan he found himself asking one thing
Why was trying to get a magical expert on the payroll so complicated!
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I don't recognize number 4, but what the hell happened to Molly McGee!? Regardless I'd hire Clyde, the demon girl I don't recognize, and Molly and Scratch.
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Demon girl actually Kikimora from owl house.
But glad you like omake admit probably not my best work specially compared to previous omakes
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If I had to guess based on the show, maybe her Spirit never returned when she became a Wraith for whatever reason so now her body is just a sad, soulless vessel?
If so, damn, that might be a fate worse than death
Name of the company currently.
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Yeah, definitely changing that name.
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Since people seemed really into going for a "Fallout-y" vibe for our stuff, I´d say to name it something "wholesome and old-timey"
Honestly, "Old Abe´s X" as a naming theme is really starting to grow on me actually
what about "Old Abe´s Family Emporium" for the whole empire?
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What about flying hellfish nuclear plant?
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why don't we call it AJS power plant? AJS stands for Abraham Jebediah Simpson.
You know, it just occurred to me that we're well on our way to unlocking a second occult action as well. To do that we need five heroes with an occult score; Wilhelm and Moe make two, three if Finale's question mark score counts. If we managed to recruit Lena on that action she'll be four, and Frink is almost halfway to getting a score to be number five.
Of course, that still relies on Frink getting his score, which given our recent luck on personals...Well, as long as we can succeed on the recruiting a magic person action next turn we might be able to make our coven in only a couple turns at most!
Of course, that still relies on Frink getting his score, which given our recent luck on personals...Well, as long as we can succeed on the recruiting a magic person action next turn we might be able to make our coven in only a couple turns at most!
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Iirc, the moratorium is over now and so, here are my votes, peeps:
[x] Plan "Wholesome and old-timey"
-[x] {New Name for the Company} Choose a new one.
--[x] {Write in} "Old Abe´s Family Emporium" for our company as a whole; "Simpson & Son Nuclear Power Plant" for the plant itself
-[x] {Head of PR}Flanders
-[x] {Spymaster} The Finale
Decided to compile my votes into one cohesive plan for easier tallying, guys
[x] Plan "Wholesome and old-timey"
-[x] {New Name for the Company} Choose a new one.
--[x] {Write in} "Old Abe´s Family Emporium" for our company as a whole; "Simpson & Son Nuclear Power Plant" for the plant itself
-[x] {Head of PR}Flanders
-[x] {Spymaster} The Finale
Decided to compile my votes into one cohesive plan for easier tallying, guys
[] Plan "Wholesome and old-timey"
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Voting is open.