So I'm going to go ahead and use my +10 to any Burns related national I got from Soldier's Instincts on looking into Burns, and you know what? I think I'll also throw the +10 I got from Cosa Nostra into Fat Tony's personal this turn. I'd like to get at least one Mafia actions done successfully, not to mention seeing what kind of trait he might be able to get from Legs.
A Hellfish flys again! ( a Simpsons X DVV CK2 Quest)
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Voting closed!
Voting has closed!
And after looking though the votes ourselves because I did a action that made Homer look like frink in smarts compared to me (I forgot to actually open the vote.)
The votes are in.
Action surge has 9 votes
misfits help each other (plus saving grandkids) has 5 votes
Search and Rescue (and Destroy) has 2 votes
Plan It's Free! (If We Pay For It) 1 vote
And Action This Day and Money to Burns and Getting the kids back, preparing for trouble and gathering intel Have 1 vote each.
The winner is action surge meaning you now have willie.
And after looking though the votes ourselves because I did a action that made Homer look like frink in smarts compared to me (I forgot to actually open the vote.)
The votes are in.
Action surge has 9 votes
misfits help each other (plus saving grandkids) has 5 votes
Search and Rescue (and Destroy) has 2 votes
Plan It's Free! (If We Pay For It) 1 vote
And Action This Day and Money to Burns and Getting the kids back, preparing for trouble and gathering intel Have 1 vote each.
The winner is action surge meaning you now have willie.
Omake bonus heads up.
@Kingster pinging you as requested for what I want to use my omake rewards on this turn
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Well already told notorious this last page but I would like to use ONE of my plus ten to occult action rewards in searching for magically inclined people action
Stats for Turn 3
- I double-checked everything, and this post is accurate on most points except that it doesn't account for omake bonuses. I'll be repeating actions here that have an omake bonus on it.
- [Restructure Power Plant Admin] - 8 (Abe Stewardship) +25 (Apu Stewardship) +2 (Loyalty) +20 (They Fight, and Bite and Bark Bark Bark) = +55 Bonus
- [Looking Into Burns] - 16 (Abe Intrigue) +29 (Mona Intrigue) +2 (Loyalty) +10 (This Is Personal)+10 (Springfield PD) +10 (Soldier's Instincts Omake Bonus) = +77 bonus
- [Look For Magically Inclined People] +10 (Omake Bonus) = +10 Bonus
- [Spend Time With Your Son] Reroll (Struggling With Simpsons)
- [Hire A Personal Caretaker For Your Manor]
- [Meet The General]
- [Go To Church]
- [Go To The Theater And Watch A Show]
- [Study That Weird Magic Book] = +10 (I'll Miss U Two) = +10 Bonus
- [Find Legs] - +10 (Costra Nostra Omake Bonus = +10 Bonus
- [Look Out For Your Horse]
- [Clean Up The Local Park]
- [Spend Time With The Octuplets And Manjula]
- [Search The City For Sniper Nests]
- Absolute Clowning (+10 to Anti-Kronos action) - Traveller66
- Between the sword and wall again (+10 to any Herb Powell action) - Aron593
- A Debt never goes unpaid, for the Kost will be in blood (+10 to any criminal action) - Aron593
- Old Wounds (+10 to find the missing soldier) - Nightmaster
- Comics & Love (+10 to finding the Radioactive Man) - Nightmaster
From Boiling Isles to Fields of Spring (+10 to any occult action) - Nightmaster- A Sad Clown (+10 to Buying Itchy & Scratchy) - Nightmaster
- Sweet Memories (+10 to an Abe & Mona action) - radioxaxa
- The Abe Express (+10 to a monorail action) - radioxaxa
- Silence and Securing (+10 Fat Tony Personal Action) - Cyberphilosopher
- Bird in a Lamp (+10 to a magic action) - Nightmaster
- In The Shadow of Uncle Sam (+10 to any collaboration with the government or government related action.) - Travler66
I'll Miss U Two (+10 to any personal action) - radioxaxa- A Black & Green View (+10 to any supervillain related action) - Nightmaster
Struggling with Simpsons (Reroll Spend time with son) radioxaxa- My Kinda Show (+10 to the buy Itschy and Scratchy stewardship action) - Nightmaster
Soldier's Instincts - (+10 bonus to any Burns related National Action Roll) - TheNotoriousSMP- Reissue (+10 Against Invasion) - ShepardCom
They Fight, and Bite and Bark Bark Bark (+20 Stewarship National Action) - radioxaxa- A Shadows Shame & Sorrow (+10 to an Occult National) - Nightmaster
Cosa Nostra: Springfield Style (+10 to Fat Tony Personal) - TheNotoriousSMP- Flying Hellfish 2: Nuclear Boogaloo (-10 malus to Burn's next Anti-Simpson action) - TheNotoriousSMP
- The Funeral of One Abe Simpson (+10 to Hang out with one of your workers) - Boohoo
- Eye Of The Bear, Thrill Of The Fight (+10 to a Mafia national) - TheNotoriousSMP
- Nicholas Wilde never forgets (+10 to an Intrigue National action) - catxfighter_3_1
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Sorry for the Delay, but Turn 5
Cool, in that case I'll take the old friend visiting for the Santa omake and setting Moe's loyalty at 20 for his
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Okay, then that would also be the time where the "epilogue" of *Empathically Blonde* (where La Maison Derriere is hosting a christmas party) takes place - good to know.
...that means that the quest start/Turn 1 took place in March - April of "Year 01" and we´re entering July - August in T3 right now, if I didn´t miscalculate...
...and with that, the Simpsons Movie retroactively woulda taken place around New Year or shortly after
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Well guess who sprained their ankle today. At least I got some time write my new omake
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Hope you get well soon, pal
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Btw, we're waiting until Sunday or Monday for people to use their Omake bonuses before we start writing, just so people know
Many thanks! That +20 is enough that it almost eliminates the chance of a crit fail on the action, as well as making it so we pass it outright on a roll of 55 or higher! Almost even odds, that's not too shabby
So with Restructuring the Power Plant having been taken, at some point we're going to get the option about whether we want to rebrand/rename the plant. Now, I can't quite remember what the name of it is now but I remember it being mentioned and it's pretty bad, so I don't foresee a lot of people not wanting to change it to reflect new management. The question, then, is what to rename it? I have a few thoughts:
1. Springfield Nuclear Energy Plant. Pros: Elegant in it's simplicity, says what we do with no chance of ambiguity. Cons: Honestly kind of boring
2. Simpson and Sons Power Plant. Pros: Also fairly simple, but also reflects that it's a family business (that matters to some people), and would also super piss off Burns to have our name on his plant. Cons: Burns would probably find some way to retaliate after he's out of the initial rage phase.
3. The Mona Simpson Memorial Power Plant. Pros: Funny as hell, original, and Burns would, again, be pissed to have one of his most hated foes have their name on his plant. Cons: "I'm not dead yet you old coot!" "Tell that to your death certificate!"
I am of course open to other ideas.
1. Springfield Nuclear Energy Plant. Pros: Elegant in it's simplicity, says what we do with no chance of ambiguity. Cons: Honestly kind of boring
2. Simpson and Sons Power Plant. Pros: Also fairly simple, but also reflects that it's a family business (that matters to some people), and would also super piss off Burns to have our name on his plant. Cons: Burns would probably find some way to retaliate after he's out of the initial rage phase.
3. The Mona Simpson Memorial Power Plant. Pros: Funny as hell, original, and Burns would, again, be pissed to have one of his most hated foes have their name on his plant. Cons: "I'm not dead yet you old coot!" "Tell that to your death certificate!"
I am of course open to other ideas.
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Mr.Big vendetta (non canon unfortunately)
This is my second omake and I recommend when you're reading this listen to the Godfather music. I call this omake
Mr.Big vendettaYour name is Mr. Big the crime boss of zootopia and you have swear vengeance on Dawn Bellwether. You know who your vengeance is on and who for, it's is the kind bunny cop who saved your daughter Fru Fru which you're eternally grateful to Judy. Which the act of saving your daughter made Judy Fru Fru's Godmother and your old friend Nicky.
You remember when news about Judy's death. It hurt Fru Fru the most she spent two days straight in her room crying about Judy's death. You though, you promised one thing find out who killed Judy and you did. Your men found two sheep named Jesse and Woolter and when you "kindly" ask what happened you where furious at their answer. You rewarded the two sheep for the answer they gave by giving them a nice cold ice bath for forever.
When you learn the information from the two sheep, you learned of their plan of making predators go savage and what they did to Nicky and force him what to do to Judy. You've been using your men to help predators escape from zootopia and from Bellwether's wrath and new policies on them and putting pressure on the Bellwether's night howler operation by using your men to attack them.
You realize one thing you need to get dirt on Bellwether. You do the have information form Woolter and Jesse however she would deny anything you revealed from them and would try to force the police to arrest you. So they are the times you know you need help so that's why in the criminal underworld you sent word to any crime families for help against bellwether. You received some help from nearby crime families but suspiciously you haven't heard a word from the Springfield crime family. So to see what's the status on them you sent a bunch of your men to see the status of the Springfield mafia.
You look on your desk and see the picture of you and Nicky when he first join your Familia. He may have betrayed you with the skunk rug incident but you would have welcome home back and open arms if he apologized for his actions but now he can't do to the night howler serum. You genuinely cared about him but now you can't get even close to administer the cure to help him with help with the scientist you hired outside of Zootopia.
So promised yourself one thing while looking at the photo you will get vengeance on Dawn bellwether. For Judy and Nicky who she has hurt and killed. That is something you promise and so this a vendetta you promise on Bellwether. For she hurt your family with her action and she will pay in blood.
So second omake I made while I wait for my ankle to heal. If there's any comments or anything in the future I could do improve my skills in writing please tell me or if there's any mistakes I made thanks.
Mr.Big vendetta
You remember when news about Judy's death. It hurt Fru Fru the most she spent two days straight in her room crying about Judy's death. You though, you promised one thing find out who killed Judy and you did. Your men found two sheep named Jesse and Woolter and when you "kindly" ask what happened you where furious at their answer. You rewarded the two sheep for the answer they gave by giving them a nice cold ice bath for forever.
When you learn the information from the two sheep, you learned of their plan of making predators go savage and what they did to Nicky and force him what to do to Judy. You've been using your men to help predators escape from zootopia and from Bellwether's wrath and new policies on them and putting pressure on the Bellwether's night howler operation by using your men to attack them.
You realize one thing you need to get dirt on Bellwether. You do the have information form Woolter and Jesse however she would deny anything you revealed from them and would try to force the police to arrest you. So they are the times you know you need help so that's why in the criminal underworld you sent word to any crime families for help against bellwether. You received some help from nearby crime families but suspiciously you haven't heard a word from the Springfield crime family. So to see what's the status on them you sent a bunch of your men to see the status of the Springfield mafia.
You look on your desk and see the picture of you and Nicky when he first join your Familia. He may have betrayed you with the skunk rug incident but you would have welcome home back and open arms if he apologized for his actions but now he can't do to the night howler serum. You genuinely cared about him but now you can't get even close to administer the cure to help him with help with the scientist you hired outside of Zootopia.
So promised yourself one thing while looking at the photo you will get vengeance on Dawn bellwether. For Judy and Nicky who she has hurt and killed. That is something you promise and so this a vendetta you promise on Bellwether. For she hurt your family with her action and she will pay in blood.
So second omake I made while I wait for my ankle to heal. If there's any comments or anything in the future I could do improve my skills in writing please tell me or if there's any mistakes I made thanks.
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Related to my earlier comment, passing those free actions gives us a few new positions; head of PR, administrative manager, and spymaster respectively. Any chance we could get a little more info about what those mean, or are they the kind of thing that requires we wait until we have them for more info?
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The time to use Omake bonuses is over now.
We have officially started writing.
We have officially started writing.
Also heres a good new quest we found.
BensonQuest (RS/CN: VV).
BensonQuest (RS/CN: VV).
Can I post this last omake?
An Office filled with Green (non canon unfortunately)
An Office filled with Green
Mayor Quimby lay in his chair, the sleazy politician of Springfield and regularly elected Mayor waited for the new owner of Springfields Nuclear power plant to arrive.
It had been a long time(2 whole months) since he had gotten his bribes, Mr Burns had given a lot of cash for Quimby being willing too turn the other cheek for the more unsavory things the old fossil did.(All was fair in this game, he would have likely found a way too turn do that awful stuff anyway, so at least he made a quick buck.)
But now that the richest man in springfield was dead broke, all everyone wanted to do was shake hands with Abe Simpson now.
Not only had the man taken everything Burn's owned and then some, but he was using the influence he had too make Springfield better than ever, repairing all the home's destroyed by the Dome.
'He's a genius!' Quimby thought, knowing damn well this man was just playing behind the nice guy act, much like Quimby himself.
Not only did he look like a saviour for his generous act of fixing the damages, but now he owned most of them.
And this was after he rather publicly told the Government too screw off for what they did, so now he was generous, independent and someone everyone in Springfield could easily get behind.
'If I don't manage too charm him now, I'll be out of the job by next month.' Quimby would have too step up his game, or else Abe Simpson would be the next mayor, and have all the power over their large little town of Springfield.
Hearing the door open, he turned around with a smile "Ah, Mr Simpson, I was wondering when you would finall-" His words were cut off from his mouth, for instead of the esteemed Abe Simpson, former War Hero of this town, it was some other old crone with a beard longer than a crack pipe dangling around his face.
The Old Crone, whom Quimby recognized as Jasper only nodded and took one of the newspapers that lay on the Mayors desk, unopened and untouched.
And here I though getting campaign funds from the elderly was a chore.
"Hrmm." Jasper mumbled taking a seat and politely ignored the Mayor.
"Abe has been generous enough too give you a large sum of $45,000 dollars if you agree too keep your nose out of his business for the next month or so." He informed the man as Quimby's jaw dropped in shock.
A mere 45,000? He would almost get double from Burns, cheap scape that he was.
"Not to sound ungrateful Mr. Jasper but that sound a bit small given the patronage I once enjoyed from our previous-"
"Its the Minimum amount Quimby, Abe's been preoccupied by other projects and personal issues as of late and he'd rather not concern himself with you longer than necessary." Jasper said.
Quimby stood indignate. "Now Now, Simpson may be new to this whole "Power Broker" game but even he has to know how much progress a good bribe gets?"
"And unlike Private Monty, Abe is actually doing something good for this town, and he has far less dirt on him than the shrew ever did." Jasper calmly, yet coldly spoke, standing up.
"He has rebuilt your towns, has funded the police too clean up crime, lowered the unemployment rate in this town, and this is all while personally sorting out his new Factory." The older man got up, and despite only having a mere inch over Quimby, it felt like a world of difference too the man.
"So why exactly should he be paying you, when it seems he has been doing his job for you." The former veteran asked the politician, hand almost grabbing his tie, if Quimby didn't immediately sit back down, raising his hands.
"For one thing I've got several things he lacks...namely, a respectable-" Quimby started.
"Respectible...Respectable." Jasper was laughing. "Sonny, Fat Tony did more to help this town under the dome and he was the biggest crook in town, you were sitting in your fancy mayoral bunker you built with stolen funds."
Quimby stuttered along knowing that once again before smiling. "Between my connections with the lobbyist, understanding of the tax system and ability to send the federal on a lark, I can make this whole mess of you battling the federal government a forgotten side show."
Jasper nodded. "Enlighten me."
"Don't you find it rather odd, how well connected a simple smalltown mayor can have connections to even our highest level of government?" Quimby began, almost feeling a semblance of his old power returning.
"I was assuming nepotism of the highest order." He bluntly stated, recalling how many big wigs in the army got their positions due too being related too someone higher up or nobility.
"Your partly correct in that stance." Quimby admitted, having some relatives upstairs who looked favourably on him, or were just as easy to bribe as he was.
"But also because I've spent about Seventy Percent of my early working political career, doing the one thing no one wants to do...listen."
That got a raised brow of the Elderly man, for he knew if he was implying what he thought he was implying, then that would mean.
"You have a whole laundromats worth of dirty laundry too air against any political rivals Abe might have in Springfield or outside of it."
"My Freind I've got so much dirt on them, why do you think the Republicans haven't come back to this town since the '88 election."
"I thought it was a big department mismanagemnt thing?" Jasper said.
"Heh, people still belive that old rag, ask Tony about the Bodies from 88, he know's where there buried."
"Fine, if this checks out, I'll convince Abe too raise your 'funding' by a significant amount." Jasper spoke, picking up his cane as he headed for the door.
"But if this is just you blowing some smoke up your ass about being more valuable than you actually are... "
"Then do your worse I've survived the scummiest bunch this country has ever produced." He spoke unafraid, Jasper leaving as he had a smirk on his face, and a request for Abe too up that sum too almost triple the promise amount.
Mayor Quimby lay in his chair, the sleazy politician of Springfield and regularly elected Mayor waited for the new owner of Springfields Nuclear power plant to arrive.
It had been a long time(2 whole months) since he had gotten his bribes, Mr Burns had given a lot of cash for Quimby being willing too turn the other cheek for the more unsavory things the old fossil did.(All was fair in this game, he would have likely found a way too turn do that awful stuff anyway, so at least he made a quick buck.)
But now that the richest man in springfield was dead broke, all everyone wanted to do was shake hands with Abe Simpson now.
Not only had the man taken everything Burn's owned and then some, but he was using the influence he had too make Springfield better than ever, repairing all the home's destroyed by the Dome.
'He's a genius!' Quimby thought, knowing damn well this man was just playing behind the nice guy act, much like Quimby himself.
Not only did he look like a saviour for his generous act of fixing the damages, but now he owned most of them.
And this was after he rather publicly told the Government too screw off for what they did, so now he was generous, independent and someone everyone in Springfield could easily get behind.
'If I don't manage too charm him now, I'll be out of the job by next month.' Quimby would have too step up his game, or else Abe Simpson would be the next mayor, and have all the power over their large little town of Springfield.
Hearing the door open, he turned around with a smile "Ah, Mr Simpson, I was wondering when you would finall-" His words were cut off from his mouth, for instead of the esteemed Abe Simpson, former War Hero of this town, it was some other old crone with a beard longer than a crack pipe dangling around his face.
The Old Crone, whom Quimby recognized as Jasper only nodded and took one of the newspapers that lay on the Mayors desk, unopened and untouched.
And here I though getting campaign funds from the elderly was a chore.
"Hrmm." Jasper mumbled taking a seat and politely ignored the Mayor.
"Abe has been generous enough too give you a large sum of $45,000 dollars if you agree too keep your nose out of his business for the next month or so." He informed the man as Quimby's jaw dropped in shock.
A mere 45,000? He would almost get double from Burns, cheap scape that he was.
"Not to sound ungrateful Mr. Jasper but that sound a bit small given the patronage I once enjoyed from our previous-"
"Its the Minimum amount Quimby, Abe's been preoccupied by other projects and personal issues as of late and he'd rather not concern himself with you longer than necessary." Jasper said.
Quimby stood indignate. "Now Now, Simpson may be new to this whole "Power Broker" game but even he has to know how much progress a good bribe gets?"
"And unlike Private Monty, Abe is actually doing something good for this town, and he has far less dirt on him than the shrew ever did." Jasper calmly, yet coldly spoke, standing up.
"He has rebuilt your towns, has funded the police too clean up crime, lowered the unemployment rate in this town, and this is all while personally sorting out his new Factory." The older man got up, and despite only having a mere inch over Quimby, it felt like a world of difference too the man.
"So why exactly should he be paying you, when it seems he has been doing his job for you." The former veteran asked the politician, hand almost grabbing his tie, if Quimby didn't immediately sit back down, raising his hands.
"For one thing I've got several things he lacks...namely, a respectable-" Quimby started.
"Respectible...Respectable." Jasper was laughing. "Sonny, Fat Tony did more to help this town under the dome and he was the biggest crook in town, you were sitting in your fancy mayoral bunker you built with stolen funds."
Quimby stuttered along knowing that once again before smiling. "Between my connections with the lobbyist, understanding of the tax system and ability to send the federal on a lark, I can make this whole mess of you battling the federal government a forgotten side show."
Jasper nodded. "Enlighten me."
"Don't you find it rather odd, how well connected a simple smalltown mayor can have connections to even our highest level of government?" Quimby began, almost feeling a semblance of his old power returning.
"I was assuming nepotism of the highest order." He bluntly stated, recalling how many big wigs in the army got their positions due too being related too someone higher up or nobility.
"Your partly correct in that stance." Quimby admitted, having some relatives upstairs who looked favourably on him, or were just as easy to bribe as he was.
"But also because I've spent about Seventy Percent of my early working political career, doing the one thing no one wants to do...listen."
That got a raised brow of the Elderly man, for he knew if he was implying what he thought he was implying, then that would mean.
"You have a whole laundromats worth of dirty laundry too air against any political rivals Abe might have in Springfield or outside of it."
"My Freind I've got so much dirt on them, why do you think the Republicans haven't come back to this town since the '88 election."
"I thought it was a big department mismanagemnt thing?" Jasper said.
"Heh, people still belive that old rag, ask Tony about the Bodies from 88, he know's where there buried."
"Fine, if this checks out, I'll convince Abe too raise your 'funding' by a significant amount." Jasper spoke, picking up his cane as he headed for the door.
"But if this is just you blowing some smoke up your ass about being more valuable than you actually are... "
"Then do your worse I've survived the scummiest bunch this country has ever produced." He spoke unafraid, Jasper leaving as he had a smirk on his face, and a request for Abe too up that sum too almost triple the promise amount.
Gotta admit.
Quimby knows his stuff when it comes to money.
On the other hand he is probably the biggest coward in the entire city and has múltiple escape choices if even a speck of dust regarding his own shit is coming to light.
Reason of why we need to get rid of him as soon as possible.
The bastard Will be ready to backstab us as soon as we cannot add another Zero as a counter offer.
And considering FOWL and Chip do have deep pockets.
Besides it is not like Quimby is that loved by the community.
Bob would had won the election fair and square, but he has to drop the ball by doing electoral fraud.
Quimby knows his stuff when it comes to money.
On the other hand he is probably the biggest coward in the entire city and has múltiple escape choices if even a speck of dust regarding his own shit is coming to light.
Reason of why we need to get rid of him as soon as possible.
The bastard Will be ready to backstab us as soon as we cannot add another Zero as a counter offer.
And considering FOWL and Chip do have deep pockets.
Besides it is not like Quimby is that loved by the community.
Bob would had won the election fair and square, but he has to drop the ball by doing electoral fraud.
I suppose the good thing about Quimby's corruption is that he doesn't have any particular loyalty to Burns even after doubtless years of bribes or other "campaign donations". As long as we can keep Monty from clawing back any of his wealth we can probably...Not trust exactly, but at least consider him to know what side his bread is buttered on. At least until we can find someone more trustworthy to try and replace him with come the next election.
Heh, imagine if we get a nat 100 on the roll for that action. Hero Unit Diamond Joe when?
Heh, imagine if we get a nat 100 on the roll for that action. Hero Unit Diamond Joe when?
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Hmm know it's still early into quest and part of me wants to hang onto the blackmail for a emergency when we might actually need the leverage.
But does anyone have any ideas what we can use it for when we do use it? Admit only idea on my side simo far is using it to clear Hank Scorpio of all his crimes to make him a free man when he shows up.
But anyone else got other ideas?
But does anyone have any ideas what we can use it for when we do use it? Admit only idea on my side simo far is using it to clear Hank Scorpio of all his crimes to make him a free man when he shows up.
But anyone else got other ideas?